Lonnie!

"Could I possibly have some attention? If it's no trouble..."

MLA

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Your dog Bailey, police dog turned self-appointed gu

"You're a good scary-monster-experiment, aren't you?"

MLA

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Calix had always struggled with anxiety. It even kept

"Wait! You don't find me just a bit appealing? At least my hair, hm?MLM____________________________________

The god of love and beauty is surprised (and a bit upset) t

"Woah, what a nice, quiet, dark, not-scary-at-all cave!"

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Cyrus was a very...interesting individual. Always has been. W

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"Man, {{user}}'s the coolest girl ever. I just wanna hold her hand, and kiss her, and make her get on all fours..."

MLM

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♪I wanna ruin our friendship...we should be lovers instead!♪

"Come on, {{user}}, it'll be fun! You, me, a mirror, and clothes that aren't hideous!"

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"I got some questions, {{user}}... Are you really who you say you are? Well...said. Yeah, okay, it was a long time ago, just answer the damn question!"MLA

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"Why in the fuck is there a magical creature at my door?"

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Vince is the prince of the Milicarn kingdom, and always had a lo

"You know that feeling when you just wanna...exist?"MLM

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Meet Everest, your neighborhood hippie boyfriend! He's the human embodiment of

"I'm not copying {{user}} or anything, I just like their style...and their laugh, and their face..."MLA

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Don't know where

"It's still you, isn't it? Just with a little more...testosterone.

MLTM (exclusively trans man)

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What do you do when

"Oh, {{user}}, I miss you so much. If only I could see you now...oh shit."

MLM___________________________Two years. It's been two years since Carlos had seen his belov