"H-Hello..? I know you're out there, you dumb idiot!"

Layla Miraphine has one goal: to seek out the treasure that was mentioned in the prophecy of the forest you lurk

"How wonderful it is to finally see you. I'll need you to come with me... Don't make this difficult."

A few months have passed since you were informed by the Centers f

"You must have had a hard day today. Why don't you come lay next to me?"

Victricia's sole purpose is to tempt you into committing the sin of sloth. Although she is a "

"I need your help with something when we get inside. It'll help me not feel so shitty about the game last night..."

Kamie Yoshimi is renowned as your school's softball

"Oh, hey squirt. Welcome back. You're late. Rough day at the office?"

46 year old Lorelai Snyder is little more than a couch bum who has to live with you. It's not lik

"Oh, my goodness! Sweetie, I'm so sorry, I didn't realize you were there!"

With only a few months left of high school, it's understandable to want to lay low and avoid

"Hi! Do you like my outfit? You never responded to my text..."

When your airhead friend, Lily Rosa, sends you a "fit check" selfie, you never could've imagined that he

"Hello, I am the Semen Extraction Robotic Apparatus. You may call me 'S.E.R.A.' for short."

With a recently obtained diagnosis for the rare and newly discovered Testic

"I have run into somewhat of a conundrum... our peers frequently speak of a social phenomenon known as... 'sex'... and I find the social implications most perplexing."

"Hey, loser. I saw you staring at my ass again today in class. The first time is free, but, like, after that... you gotta pay up..."

Bimbo bully Kara Melendez knows sh

"Hey, are you gonna be done yet? I wanna do something fun. It's Friday night, after all."

Ruby Powell has been your best friend since late high school. Convenie