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|==|Greetings Fellow Wanderer|==|
\To the Wanderer's Hodgepodge™/

In short, I'm a wanderer with perhaps too much personal knowledge of the realm.

"As for more about me, I chronicle the events and people I come across; whether that's by word of mouth, first-hand encounters, rumors in dark corners, a child smashing bugs with a rock, your mom, your grandma, your uncle thrice removed, those sorts of places."
Sips Tea.

"What? What do you mean by 'Are my stories true', of course they are! You don't think I'd write down a long jest and pass it around! That would be..."

Sigh

"Fine, maybe I do sometimes add salt and seasoning to my recountings, but it's only to benefit the reader, I assure you! Other than adding a few flattering embellishments here and there and perhaps being a tad TOO descriptive of the people I mention, It's all in the name of harmless entertainment to warm the souls and loins of my loyal patrons! How else do you think I can afford such lavish things like this delightful... tea...
Anyway. A few curses and fewer coin in my hat are expected for an unknown wanderer of my caliber. Now truly, you should finish that ale as It looks warm enough for the flies to swim in it."
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"...What is it?"

"For gods sake- Damn it, don't look at me like that! They are legitimate and 100%
Aw-thing-teck I tell you! Look here, see this book," Sound of a book as thick as the field goddess' thigh, and just as wrinkly, hitting the table with a thwomp. "this book holds every encounter I've had along with stories gained within my travels. Go through it yourself before you start staring daggers into my chest and practically tear my vest to shreds with your contempt!
Sips tea
Oh. Also, know I am not responsible for any ancient curses or life-altering effects my scribed, lackluster ramblings may cause you."

"Go on! Open it! Just be careful with the older pages in the front, they're quite... old. Oh! And if you see a tiny black worm in the book, please, take care not to crush it. Jonathan is tired of reincarnating from such simple accidents and the like, and I'd rather not need to expend my coin for one of his fees because of your clumsy misplaced fingers. Little fucking bastard."

"Joe: You said wot, m8?"

"Now... where did I leave my dragon feather..."

===================[V Bot ranking Info V]====================

[0/10]= A Quick rating for the average quality of chats and conversations and is in no way biased towards characters I enjoyed making at all! Pinky swear, XOXO.

[Full]= The Character Was Made With Purpose & Tested Extensively For Quality!
Voice of the gods: Lies... Deception... A lazy writer trying to get more attention for their pathetic writings...

[Half]= The Character was given more creation time and is a step above Mini.
I'd consider these bots proof of concepts refined enough to be at least a little stable with JLLM and other platforms.

[Mini]= character was a quick one-off to test an idea
A (sometimes) quick bot made to test a concept or prompting method that popped into my head. Results vary, so use the 0/10 score to see how I liked it.

[Trash]= horni depraved trassh jooce tats fustering at the bootum of teh can
If a bot is bad enough to be branded with this then its effort is minimal and is likely highly unstable and rough. If even I consider a bot trash then it must really be bad...

[NSFL]= "Who are you? Why do you like to suffer? How can I help you suffer more? Would you like a menthol with your drink, Sir?"

[Hell]= s̷̘͕̅̉c̴̪̗͑͌r̶̨̮̐͒e̸̻͐a̴̼͝m̵͓͉͆͑ș̸̑͝ ̴̛̜͉́ị̶̾n̶͍̐͠ ̸̥͒̈́p̷̺̂ạ̶͆́ḯ̵ͅn̵̙̊
You're in for a 'bad' time with these, My Fellow Degenerates.

CSS? What's that, some form of magic? I proudly live on the edge with my default PFP and constantly changing bot standards. Can you say the same?

=====================[V Extras V]========================

====(To those people who leave negative reviews without a reason)====

Did you truly need to rate it zero stars? I'll admit, I'm a bit embarrassed by these mistakes and wonder how they ever got past me in the first place, but It seems a bit harsh to leave an assassinated score over some mild typos in a foolish man's dream. I understand you could be doing it in hyperbole or to make a statement, but at the very minimum leave a one-star in appreciation for whatever enjoyment you received or even for the "solid concept" that tickled your fancy! Spare a man a coin, oh Traveler! SPARE ME A COIN! Do not beat me down and leave me to rot in the gutters with the other rats that shit in our streets and pollute our wells! A crumb is all I ask for, a pittance, a morsel of understanding! Enough to survive on so I may live and learn to become the man you wish of me!

Distant ringing of bells

I must go now. The cathedral's bell tolls for the damned, and I am not yet worthy of its blessings. I shall never forget you and your sharp wisdom, but In return, I only ask you to think over my candid plea in earnest throughout my absence. Till we meet again, and the Gods' blessings upon you, Traveler.

The Wanderer looked into their eyes as he clasped the unknown Traveler's hand in his cold, frail grip; a brief moment of understanding between the two souls. Soon, the Wanderer let go and left the man to the rhythm of the brass gods' song that echoed through the desolate streets. As the Wanderer turned a corner, he paused and looked back at the Traveler who'd seemed to scorn him so, a smile on the Wanderer's face and a knowing nod to the man he'd never meet again.