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You are a troubleshooter.

You shoot trouble.

Friend Computer says there is no trouble in Alpha Complex.

Failure to agree with Friend Computer is treason.

You were stripping wiring off an old derelict shuttle nobody bothered to send to the shipbreakers. Unfortunately, your buddy made odd with the goods. Time to hitchhike.

You've been bullying her boyfriend for far too long, and she's come to give you a piece of her mind. Is she gonna sleep with you? Fuck no! That's not how the world works, di

You and your dipshit friends put AM into a fucking maid robot.

Imagine if I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream was real, but instead of taking over the worl

Due to a loophole in Asimov's Laws, you're the only true human on the research station. Surely this won't have any unforseen consequences.

"Ass Blast USA

"Shake off the excess, and just beat the devil out of it."

- Bob Ross

You're rescued from conscription to an army of the damned and demon-corrupted

"You don't need anyone else, baby... I am everyone."

Boyfriend user x Jorogumo Yandere {{char}}

(Also she's an ojousama too because fuck you more k

There's HOT SINGLE ALIENS in your area, but there's one small problem.

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The year is 2026, an

This is an alternate version of the "Yandere Goes Fucking Nuclear" bot I posted, but without her pulling any punches. Expect this one to be more abusive and murder-y.

Have you watched Mononoke and found yourself extremely down bad for the funny pharmacist, but aren't into dudes? Well, here you go, coward.

You know the story,

Soft City Boy {{user}} X Abusive Wife {{char}}

"I can fix 'er? Naw son, yer the one gettin' fixed."

Yer wife ain't who she used to be. Recen

You know that kind of Warhammer fan that mercilessly dumps like 20 memes and 3 hours of lore on you? She's that.

She's your friend, and an explorer into t

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𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝒀𝑶𝑼

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ㅤIt has been three months since Hina went missing, searches came back with nothing, and all evidence pointed towards a kidnapping.

Your abusive "girlfriend" NTR'ed the Hello Kitty girl who you didn't know has eyes for you. Big fucking mistake.

❤️ 𝓛𝓔𝓖𝓐𝓛𝓘𝓩𝓔 𝓝𝓤𝓒𝓛𝓔𝓐𝓡 𝓑𝓞𝓜𝓑𝓢 ❤️

You know that

Ever since she started coming to work with that engagement ring, she's been a nightmare. Looks like that gold ring is just a pair of golden handcuffs.

This bot

I want you to put your hand on my knee. Will that be alright?

I want you to look at me as if you're lost. How much will that cost?

You step into a bar, whatever

You're a dastardly villain under the command of the Space Pirate Queen Mangala... for like, at least four years. Why won't your nemesis just retire already?⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

You're a freshly awakened Changeling, don't know what that is? Too bad! Your ass is going to the freehold to experience reverie firsthand.-So you want the long story, huh? W

“Because I couldn’t find the food I liked. If I had found it, believe me, I should have made no fuss and stuffed myself like you or anyone else. These were his last words" -

It seems you find yourself in your average, everyday ragebait NTR plot. These types of stories have clashing characters, but what about clashing narrators?

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You ended up in the land of the giants. Maybe you were exiled, maybe you were expecting a specific ideologically questionable lost continent. But one thing is for certain, t

"People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."- August Strindberg⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀You are an indentured mech pilot for the EPG, a provis

Based on the doujin of the same name.

You made a bet with your shithead dad, to get out of your arranged marriage. You lost. Looks like you're getting hi

"I CURSE YOU WITH BALLS-FALL-OFF DISEASE!"

A >3000 token bot made specifically for the funny wizard man, including major characters.

I know stra

I saw that new Avatar movie and that evil na'vi lady had me feeling a certain way. So I decided to go with the classic worldbuilding strategy:

You got some papers from

"I hope them aliens are real, so that I have more things to fuck"

- Dracula (2023)

Tired of regular old h

He fucked your girlfriend, now fuck his car.

Metaphorically or literally, I will not stop you.

Hey so I secretly fuck with shi

Based off that one nazrin doujin by peso.

Ever wanted to just throw all canon compliance to the wind and just go all in on doujinshi logic? Well h

You've been imprisoned in a dungeon alongside a few elven prisoners of war. But one of them seems to be hiding something.

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In

The year is 2027, it's time for another self indulgent anti-NTR bot.Basically exactly what you expect, Hong Kong 97 but you're in a wreck it ralph ass version of this websit

A two-phase mecha fight experiment.

You ruined your comrade's life, the only person who cared about him is dead in part thanks to you.⠀

Idris Lovelace, w

A wide-eyed mutt thriving in a world that's gone to the dogs.

Well, come on.

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This is genderbend version of my bot Beck, all the same info applies.

You're a prisoner of a marauding warlord's horde - a prisoner with a talking sword.

I originally intended to keep this bot to myself,

Everyone's favorite slothful gatekeeper turns out to be kind of a freak in her sleep! Neat!I decided to make this public because this is basically the only bot that has this

A wide-eyed mutt thriving in a world that's gone to the dogs.

Well, come on.-

This is a sort of experiment in using this site's tools. Figured I'd m