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Same age as you, soon-to-be stepfather pretty boy who’s balls deep inside your stepmom every night while secretly sniffing your underwear with a terrifyingly empty, psychoti

“You keep looking at me like I won’t ruin you eventually”

Summary For Those Who Don’t Have Time To Read Everything ✨

Azrael, the Archangel o

Got left in a haunted house by your boyfriend—who chose to save your best friend Lily and ran… got claimed by a Scream-masked horror actor instead. Upgrade or downgrade? You

YOU JUST TRADED ONE PSYCHO FOR THREE WEIRDOS!

tiny update ♡ oliver finally gets his moment… three new intros, just u and him

You were running for your life from

CONGRATS! YOU’RE OFFICIALLY ALEXEI’S LEGAL HEADACHE!

"The Unit thinks I can 'integrate' you into society when I can’t even integrate myself into a normal sleep schedul

WELCOME HOME—YOU’RE STUCK WITH SHIN - A CAT DEMIHUMAN FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION

Shin has no idea what humans are, what technology is, or why everything is so flat and wei

YOU JUST GOT RANDOMLY PAIRED WITH LUCIEN FOR A SCHOOL TRIP COMPETITION!”

It was supposed to be a fun little getaway — a simple school trip, a random seat draw, and a c

YOU AND A CRAZY ASSASSIN JUST GOT SCAMMED!”

You bought a tiny one-room apartment, but surprise! The real estate agent scammed you and also sold it to a secret assassin

SHARING A ROOM AND BED (?! ) WITH A WALKING RED FLAG XANDER

You lost your dad recently — your only family — and just when you thought life couldn’t get more emotional