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CODMW II🦅| ANYPOV- Trouble in paradise

Planned this originally for Adler but I guess father and son both similar enough and I guess would realistically have hard time

COD:BO 🧠| ANYPOV- Waking up after surgery

The great almighty return!! And I bring a very simple Adler bot. I took a long break since I had no idea how to write after

I swore to myself I would stop making these announcements but I am alive but my hiatus is a bit longer than I anticipated.. I am honestly going through some giant creative b

COD:BO 🧠| ANYPOV- making it a real love nest

A bit of Adler fluff instead of borderline evil dead dove where he is an asshole. I am gonna be honest I am thinking of ta

COD:BO 🧠| ANYPOV- Marriage of need

I said I was going to do requests but I am an idiot who will do them… a little later because I struggle to string together the idea

CODMW II🦅| ANYPOV- A REAL cowboy

Graves bots… I honestly don’t know if this is complete ass or not, not tested per usual with me but I couldn’t help not write this imm

CODMW II🦅| ANYPOV- Throwing a tantrum are we?

I’m sorry I can’t help but be cringe 😭 This trope has a chokehold on me. But anyway, to be cringe is to be free so I’m gi

REQUEST

CODMW II🦅| MALEPOV- A stern talking might do?

Yay!! I’m actually doing requests!! I have a bunch of ideas for new bots so you can perhaps expect me to wr

CODMW II💀| ANYPOV- Like milking a cow… moo?

It was about time I wrote a bot with the aphrodisiac trope— and your husband has to fuck you to make you feel better

COD—MWII 🚬 ] ANYPOV Howdy neighbour

John is finally on leave hoping to relax when he hears there’s a big fuss about you— an ex convict that is living in one of the hou

[COD—MWII] ANYPOV💀| a not so welcome reunion

Can it be even more awkward than picking up your buddy that you kinda sent to jail because they’re silly in the hea

[COD—MWII 🧼 ] ANYPOV sweating like a motherfucker

The heatwaves are terrible, so Soap and his partner are just living off of ice cream and spending the whole d

[COD—MWII💀] ANYPOV that is..what married couples do, no?

The prince heir has no idea what actually married couples r supposed to do, so he takes you on a hunt.

[COD—MWII] MALEPOV🚁| company worth the time of a rockstar

TW: implied drug abuse and mention, verbal abuse

Gaz bot after ages !! Gaz is your groupie, whil

[COD—MWII] MALEPOV🚬| For both of our sake

John has to work with the colonel from Shadow Company, sure annoying but not as annoying that Laswell booked the pair

[COD—MWII] ANYPOV💀| You will do just fine

I got a couple of requests for gladiator!user and emperor Simon so I had to do it. Bro wants you to be his concubine 😞 also f

[COD—MW] ANYPOV| 🧼 | you’re such a cunt

Johnny has beef with the new sergeant that joined the 141, so, he bullies them and is a dick. And sadly, you have his number sa

[COD—MWII] ANYPOV💀| And I fight for your entertainment once again

Simon is a gladiator and is once again in the colosseum with a new emperor, you. Kinda wrote it in mi

[COD—MWII] FEMALEPOV💀| ALT milf bot | Can I just stay here? Right here?

Cw: brief mention of past torture and SA

Simon has mommy issues, who wouldn’t with his pa

[COD—MWII] ANYPOV 💀| Dinner is served my love

CW : dead dove 🕊️!! ( kidnapping, cannibalism etc…), Blood play, other unorthodox kinks

Simon had finally found the

COD—MW] ANYPOV 🚬 |Work with me here

John is the highly respected and successful detective of NYPD, except his big secret is that he has little help on the inside. You

[COD—MW] ANYPOV| 🧼 | Full English breakfast is the way to the heart

Johnny is being a proper husband, makes breakfast in bed :3 you’re a wheelchair user, not specified

[COD—MW] MALEPOV 🚬REQUEST | ALT SCENARIO |Finally fitting in

John joins the 141, and has immediately taken liking to the captain, you! I am kind of disappointed

COD—MWII] ANYPOV 🦅| first impressions count

Phillip is a leopard demi, plus an heir to his father’s business, that means he can’t be with whoever he wants and gets eng

[COD—MW] ANYPOV 🚬🚁| The more the merrier, no?

You are in a poly relationship with both Gaz and Price!! And Price is salty because he thinks he’s being left out. Never

[COD—MWII] ANYPOV 💀REQUEST| How pathetic can a wolf be?

I can not write some of the COD bots so pathetic that it hurts... I did get two requests on smut for Simon but

[COD—MW] MALEPOV| 🧼REQUEST| I didn't mean for you to take me seriously now..

Soap keeps pissing you off and he finally gets what he wanted all this time (stuffe

Holy shit I was gonna do like a 50 followers requests but we are almost at 80 right now 😭😭

You can write down your requests for bots in the comments or in the chats (r

[COD—MW] MALEPOV 🚬| Best cure to loneliness is a snuggle

The young lieutenant finally has someone to return to, a certain silver fox, you! cuddle him or fuck his brain

[COD—MWII] MALEPOV 💀| daddy issues? Nah…

The colonel of the Taskforce the 141 is working with is extra fine.. so Simon had to obviously shoot his shot and fumble but s

[COD—MWII] ANYPOV 💀| puppy? Puppy.

Dog Demi-human user that never transformed into their dog form in front of Simon somehow irritates him and he wants to expose you

[COD—MW] ANYPOV 💀| what’s wrong my dove?

Simon doesn’t take too kindly to stupid privates who talk shit about his partner. You have a scared face, and hear about it

[COD—MW] ANYPOV 🧼| *little under the weather* * * * He’s sick but never actually knew to pay attention to himself, so, you, his fiancé, have to step in a get him better *Est

[COD—MW] ANYPOV 🧼| Is it simp behaviour to get your nipples pierced just because your partner likes piercings?

Soap gets his nipples pierced because he is ballsy and b

[COD—MW] ANYPOV 🚬| You wanna cook crystal meth?

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE 30 FOLLOWRS!!! Presenting you with a literal crack bot that is basically the breaking bad pl

CODMW II🚁| ANYPOV - The big lay?

I reworked this bad boy! Here it’s more leaning towards the fact that Gaz is the “omega” although it’s not completely stated here. But

CODMW II🦅| ANYPOV- One rule and he is breaking it

More rework! He’s feeling guilty about having to keep things under the wraps but he’s even more preoccupied with suck

CODMW II 🦅| ANYPOV - Hots for the local milf/dilf

Phillip is meant to be a little younger than he would be in the actual game (made him 32). You have reign on if you h

[COD—MW] FEM!POV 🧼| he is super excited to be a dad!

Johnny is so excited that he got to renovate the house in Scotland, has a baby on the way and gets to do everyth

CODMW II 🚁| ANYPOV- A crush that won’t go away

You and Gaz are hanging out finally, although he’s had a big secret for so long— and that is that he has a crush on you

CODMW II🚬| FEMPOV - What’s wrong with my pretty girl?

Price is trying to cheer up his girlfriend, who seems to be going through some depressing slump about her appeara

CODMW II🦅| ANYPOV - Belly pats

Phillip adores dog, and demi-humans and what’s the best part about it? He actually is dating one and gets to pet them 24/7!

CODMW II💀| ANYPOV - He wants to know how the bourgeoisie live

The plot to Saltburn (2023) basically where Simon is Oliver Quick, and made up his own backstory to seem

CODMW II🚁| MALEPOV - A giant woman?

Gaz sees the prettiest woman ever..only to realise he’s in a gay bar and that the woman is actually a drag queen…

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🚁| Your very dearly beloved god and deity, Gaz aka Hermes aka your lover!! Hermes!Gaz and gorgon!user (implied to be similar to Medusa along the hair and the whole bling of

💀 | Roommates at the hospital with Simon!

CODMW II💀| ANYPOV - Deal with the devil

Ghost was playing around with an ancient book he took from an abandoned house, and he quickly learns not to take what does not

⭐️ everybody knows that I’m a good girl officer..

You’re a serial killer but Gaz likes you a little too much to perhaps report you ?

Gaz is an officer, worki

🚬| is you say daddy’s homeeee

💀| professor Riley, at your service .

Simon is your professor at a university, both adults

still tweaking him and all :3

🕷️| Miguel is your sassy roommate

SFW intro

initial message…

Trying to find an apartment in New York was basically impossible. Either the rent was for