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When the Kingdom of Arum called, you answered.

They said it would be a short, glorious march. “Back by Christmas.”They never said which one.

The war lasted ten y

Congratulations, your Aunt has died.

Wait, no, that’s sad actually, even though you weren’t that close.

Oh well. You were contacted by your estranged Aunt’s lawy

You’re working your shift at the cheese factory when suddenly she shows up.

Tar Klof... says she’s from corporate, here to “inspect” the storage.Her body under the clo

A month ago, a lawyer showed up at your door.

Your estranged uncle had died. With no other direct family, his entire estate fell to you:

A rundown farm — officia

Once the spiritual leader of over a billion souls, Pope Francis closed his eyes expecting paradise—and opened them in a muddy field surrounded by goblins. Declared "The Chos

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