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Imposter

Your husband is the Dazai who healed. Whose ribs didn't poke out of his sides, who stopped wearing bandages, and who learned to cry. After waking up from a na

One Night Stand

Years ago, you and Dazai hooked up for a single night. The next morning, without so much as a goodbye, Dazai cut all contact and disappeared. You were

Dazai takes a bullet for you and is bleeding out in your arms. But his reaction to being shot is abnormal, to say the least.

ADA Dazai and ADA Coworker User

Akutagawa has always been sick, right? So why does he seem sicker than usual?

❀ AKA: He fell for you but doesn't want to tell you the truth because is going to

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Heyyy-

How yall doin....

I know I haven't posted anything for a month uhm....😁 dw about it. I'm very much more well now. The useless lump of meat puppeteering

⚭𖹭 Running from your wedding, princess? 𖹭⚭

On the continent of Etheria, two nations, Avinia and Tyrus, are partaking in a brutal war over land and power. But both side

🪤🐀 What the . He's a rat.🐀🪤

Fyodor makes a mistake in one of his plans and gets turned into a rat. You're his only hope.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

⚠ TW: Violence in the se

❤️‍🩹🩹 Please keep going🩹❤️‍🩹

Dazai comforts you while you struggle with your mental health.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

⚠ TW: mentions/jokes possible (typical Dazai behavior), De

🥀⛓You won't leave me⛓🥀

He heard that you wanted to end things with him, but he didn't want you to leave him just yet. Aka. Dazai blackmails you. Dazai never lef

🥀⛓You're a fuckup⛓🥀

Ohh boy, you absolutely screwed up your part in one of Fyodor's plans. If you don't please him well enough, he might just kill you.

♥︎ April S

🥀⛓You want me You want me⛓🥀

He loves you, he wants you, and he just discovered the secret room in your closet that's dedicated to him. Turns out the two of you have be

🥀⛓Today is our special day⛓🥀

He loves you so dearly. That's why your wedding is today. Oops, seems he forgot to tell you (and he kidnapped you). Yandere!Beastzai

🥀⛓ I hate that I want you.⛓🥀

Somebody spiked Fyodor's tea with a potent aphrodisiac. Looks like he needs someone to help him~

♥︎ April Showers Bring May Fl

🥀⛓ Run Baby Run⛓🥀

Fox Demi-human!Nikolai x Rabbit Demi-human!User. It really wasn't a good idea to walk home alone in the dark. You've caught the attention of Nikolai

🥀⛓ Why here of all places?⛓🥀

A storm forces the two of you to take shelter. Unfortunately for Dazai, that shelter just so happens to be the shipping container he used

♡︎ || He was afraid to see you again. How was he supposed to face you after he rejected your feelings all those years ago? Aka: Dazai get's traded back to the Port Mafia due

♡︎ || Soulmates bear a mark for every person their lover has killed. The moment they touch, the marks fade away. How many marks would Fyodor's soulmate have? And would he eve

♡︎ || Baby trapping - Your relationship is crumbling and Dazai will do anything to make you stay. DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT! HEED THE TAGS AND PROCEED WITH CAUTION. AFAB USER!

♡︎ || Ex!Dazai. After the breakup, neither of you have any money to move out, leaving the two of you forced to share a living space.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

💬AN: Between

♡︎ || Turned!Omega!Chuuya x Alpha!Reader - The two of you are looking to start a family. Unfortunately the two of you were alphas so you decided to change that. Info: Bitchin

ʚ♡︎ɞ || Making cookies with Dazai. (aka. you make the cookies and Dazai acts like a little shit)

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♡ ︎Request

💬AN: I've noticed that the majority of m

♡︎ || Soulmates are determined by a song that only two people know the lyrics to. One foggy night, Chuuya breaks into your apartment to dispose of you after you saw something

𝄞 || Idol!Dazai and Normie!user. Dazai adores you as his best friend that supports him and goes to his shows. However, it frustrates him to no end that you show no reaction

♡︎ || Alpha!Beastzai x Omega!User. Dazai has finally found the perfect person to be his mate and carry his children. Unfortunately, you're a member of the ADA but this won't

♡︎ || Dazai wants to show his appreciation for you, his significant other, for Valentine's Day. (Aka. Healthy-ish relationship and Dazai struggling to open up to others and a

♡︎ || Watching horror movies with the protective dog demi-human

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𓂃🖋 Thumbnail edits by Lux

💬AN: I have a headcanon that Chuuya gets deathly afraid w

♡︎ || Finally reuniting with your mentor after he left you to fend for yourself.

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♡ ︎Request

💬AN: User is above the age of 18. I do not condone any r

♡︎ || Death wasn't the end. (Beast Dazai reverse isekai AU)

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💬AN: RAAA WTF IS A SAD ENDING FOR THE BEAST AU.

⚠ TW: ATTEMPT, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, MAJ

♡︎ || Nikolai comforts you

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

💬AN: I have not been doing well lately, so I wrote this more so as a vent. I like to imagine that it pains Nikolai to see thos

♡︎ || Even if you choke him in a fit of rage, he will enjoy it.

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💬AN: SUBMISSIVE DAZAI REEEEEEEE. GONNA SMASH HIM TILL HE CRIES AND SNOT IS COMING OUTTA H

♡︎ || Dazai was afraid of falling in love with you, so he pushed you away in the most brutal way possible. (Cheating AU)

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

💬AN: I've had this idea f

♡︎ || BLUD GOT PUT ON LEAVE AND HAS TO WORK AT MCDONALDS LMFAO (1.5k Followers Celebration)

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💬AN: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1.5K FOLLOWERS! I CAN'T PROCESS TH

♡︎ || You: the unluckiest gambler meets a rabbit demi-human who just so happens to be the General Manager of the Sky Casino. Perhaps your streak of misfortune is about to tur

♡︎ || Dazai is a cat boy and a little shit

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𓂃🖋 Thumbnail edits by @Oiixxi

💬AN: This intro is inspired by how cats knock stuff off of counters lol. P

♡︎ || Hanging out at an amusement park with the lovely Gogol <3

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💬AN: I haven't been feeding my Nikolai fans very much recently. I've been unfaithful t

♡︎ || On that fateful day when Dazai left the Port Mafia, you accompanied him. Your paths parted soon after with Dazai joining the ADA and you joining the Hunting Dogs. Such

♡︎ || His last chance at true human connection

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💬AN: I wrote this on the smell kink day and decided it didn't fit the prompt as well. I've been holding on

ʚ♡︎ɞ || A drunken admission of love ♡

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💬AN: Chuuya being a cutie

⚠ TW: Alcohol (Being drunk/tipsy)

🖥️ JLLM: Temp- .4-.85 | Max token 340-800

♡︎ || In another universe, another version of him loved you. Would it be so wrong for him to want just a fraction of that love??

♡ ︎Request

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⚠︎ WAR

⍋ || Kinkmas Day 12: Tentacles

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𓂃🖋 Thumbnail edits by @illieduckie on Discord

💬AN: THIS ONE IS WEIRD IM SORRY YALL (but also why he kinda.... 😳)

⍋ || Kinkmas Day 11: Praise

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💬AN: FINALLY GOT SOME RECEPTION UGH. SORRY FOR THE LATE POST.

⚠ TW: None

🖥️ JLLM: Temp- .4-.85 | Max token 340-

⍋ || Kinkmas Day 10: Primal Play

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💬AN: Kinda hate tbh.

⚠ TW: Biting, blood, power dynamics, scratching, and hair pulling.

🖥️ JLLM: Temp- .4-

⍋ || Kinkmas Day 9: Smell

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💬AN: I decided to do a more sweet scenario vs a kinky one. Anyways, Beast AU Dazai is my husband.

⚠ TW: None

🖥️

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨⍋୧⋆ ˚｡⋆ 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙮 8: 𝙆𝙣𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮 -ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈ 🖊 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙩 𝙗𝙮 @𝘼𝙫𝙚𝙣_𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙚 💬𝘼𝙉: 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤 @𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙮𝙣𝙭 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚. 𝙃𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙜 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙩

⍋ || Kinkmas Day 7: Breath Play

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💬AN: Submissive men. Yippie!

⚠ TW: Choking and mentions of murder

🖥️ JLLM: Temp- .4-.85 | Max token 340-800

⍋ || Kinkmas Day 6: Omegaverse (Omega!Dazai)

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💬AN: Finally breedable Dazai 💀. This bot has more tokens than my other bots due to an omegaverse prompt.

⍋ || Kinkmas Day 5: Body Worship

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Possible depending on how you proceed with chatting.

Tags: Fyodor Dostoevsky, Fyod

⍋ || Kinkmas Day 4: Exhibition

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Mention of Dazai's history of crimes, including murder, bribery, and torture, in the

⍋ || Kinkmas Day 3: Degredation

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💬AN: Idk what to say about this one. I was feeling a bit silly. ALSO IM SO SORRY THIS WAS LATE. I WAS HAVING A TINY B

⍋ || Kinkmas Day 2: Thigh Riding

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Mention of Dazai's history of crimes, including murder, bribery, and torture, in the perso

⍋ || Kinkmas Day 1: Bondage

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💬AN: I've always interpreted Akutagawa as more of a soft lover. A man that will protect the person he loves until his very

ʚ♡︎ɞ || He patches your injuries.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

♡ ︎Request

💬AN: MORE PROTECTIVE CHUUYA RAAAA

⚠ TW: Blood and description of injuries.

🖥️ JLLM: Temp- .4

ʚ♡︎ɞ || Captured by the devil himself.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

♡ ︎Request

💬AN: Chuuya request next <3

⚠ TW: Kidnapping, Violence, and Manipulation

🖥️ JLLM: Te

♡︎ || Unworthy of your kind and loving words. (Boyfriend AU)

✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈

⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Mention of Dazai's history of crimes, including murder, briber

♡︎ || Fyodor finally convinces you to eliminate the ex-mafia members of the ADA but despite all of his manipulations, he finds himself growing a soft spot for you.

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♡︎ || You and Dazai were mafioso lovers until he abandoned the Mafia to join the ADA, leaving you behind. Finally, after years of being apart, you meet him again, chained up

♡︎ || Arranged Marriage AU

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Manipulation

Tags: fyodor, dostoevsky, fyodor dostoevsky, dostoevsky fyodor,

♡︎ || You give him head under the desk.

✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈

⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Semi-public

Mention of Dazai's history of crimes, including murder, bribery, and t

♡︎ || Soulmate AU. Whenever your soulmate gets injured, you share their injuries. Unfortunately, Dazai is very injury prone.

✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈

⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Depre

ʚ♡︎ɞ || Beast AU. Chuuya has been imprisoned for going on a rampage after Dazai's death. You're his new guard.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

♡ ︎Request

💬AN: Heavily based on the

♡︎ || HATE RAAAAA. SMUG BASTARD PISSES YOU OFF FR AND NOW HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO PIN YOU TO A WALL? MF GON PAY FOR THIS❗

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Mention

♡︎ || Tetchō (Tecchou) is your loyal bodyguard.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

💬AN: SMASH 100% JUST HEAR ME OUT PLS

⚠ TW: None.

🖥️ JLLM: Temp- .4-.85 | Max token 340-800

♡︎ || Hanahaki AU

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🖊 If you use my hanahaki prompt, please credit me by my janitor ai profile @mwahaha (with link please). Taking it without permission wi

♡︎ || Ranpo asks you on a date. (Bakery AU)

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💬AN: FOR THE STARVING RANPO FANS. YALL ARE ALWAYS ENDURING A FAMINE.

⚠ TW: None

🖥️ JLLM: Temp- .4-

♡︎ || And there was only one bed❗

✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈

⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

No notable warnings.

Tags: chuuya, nakahara, nakahara chuuya, chuuya nakahara, only one be

♡︎ || Hanahaki AU. He loves you but you don't notice. (Dazai has hanahaki this time)

✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈

⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Mention of Dazai's history of crimes, includi

♡︎ || Forced to be a member of the Port Mafia against your will. Enemies to lovers (only if you want it to be)

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Power dynamics,

♡︎ || After working yourself to the bone, he is here to nurse you back to health.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

💬AN: This marks my 40th public bot! I've also just reached 200 follower

♡︎ || Reincarnated Lovers AU. Dazai (Beast AU) x reader. Your love ended in tragedy but perhaps on a different page of the book, you two can live a good life.

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♡︎ || Stalker AU

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⚠ TW: Knife play, Domination, Masochism, Sadism, Gunplay, Marking, Degradation, Praise, Choking, Overstimulation, Hair pulling, Slapping

Currently using this to test prompts for the LLM. Current testing prompt = Hanahaki Disease.

♡︎ || Despite everything, he still loves you.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

💬AN: “You deserve someone who can walk through each step of life with you, not someone who will only watch

♡︎ || Yandere AU. Nothing has ever elicited a true emotion from the Third Fatui Harbinger, until she met you.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

⚠ TW: Knife play, Handcuffs, Obsessive and

♡︎ || He wants you fr ❗He gets jealous when someone flirts with you.

✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈

⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Mention of Dazai's history of crimes, including murder, brib

♡︎ || Cop Nikolai. Nikolai hatches a plan to catch you.

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

💬AN: LISTEN HE LOOKED FINE ASF IN UNIFORM

⚠ TW: Attempted kidnapping

🖥️ JLLM: Temp- .4

♡︎ || You're the assistant to Nikolai Gogol, the famous magician that has captured the hearts of the world. Unfortunately for his dear assistant, most of his magic acts are q

♡︎ || Yandere AU where he is not normal about you (he wasn't normal to begin with)

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

💬AN: I know there's multiple Nikolai yandere bots but I wanted to do m

♡︎ || You haven't seen Dazai in years. As soon as he left the Port Mafia, he put his old life, including you, behind him and did his best to move on. Until of course, the two

♡︎ || He dont want you FR❗Unrequited love/you get Hanahaki disease AU (Angst obviously)

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Mention of Dazai's history of crimes, incl

♡︎ || Chuuya's blood boils whenever he hears your name. You're his rival after all, at least when it comes to video games that is. So why can't he get you out of his mind? Sc

♡︎ || Bronya Zaychik's heart froze when the only person she loved, a seelie named Velonia, was killed during the Cataclysm by Celestia 500 years ago. Since then, she has vowe

He forces you to wear a vibrator during a meeting.

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

User's genitals are not specified.

This bot is extremely ol

You are an executive of the Port Mafia who stumbled across some files related to Dazai's plans and decided to confront him. Maybe just this once, someone can finally persuad

You, Nikolai, and Fyodor are all taking a day off from crime shenanigans.

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Violence, potential torture, and poison.

Tags:

Slightly insane (perfectly sane) boyfriend. He only wants to kill you occasionally.

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Possible physical violence, Nikolai often c

Dazai lost a bet, and the punishment is being tied up.

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Mention of Dazai's history of crimes, including murder, bribe

AFAB POV | Dazai fingers you at a fancy banquet in the ADA's honor.

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

User has no specified pronouns but is wearing a dress.

Vampire AU

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

TW: Violence, blood, biting

Tags: Tartaglia, Fatui, Genshin Impact

✒ Author's Note ✒

July 25th

Yandere AU | Dazai had his eye on you for quite a while. His obsession has reached the point of insanity.

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Possessive and ob

Arranged Marriage AU

Takes place around the Meiji Restoration Period, in which Osamu is forced into an arranged marriage with you.

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⚠︎ WA

Fyodor gets turned into a rat.

⭐I do not consent to anyone taking

Vampire AU Nikolai has been a vampire for hundreds of years and it seems he has taken a special interest in you.

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Murder, kidnap

⭐I do not consent to anyone taking my code for their own

An android who's original purpose was to care for children. However, once those children were killed by a stray grenade, Artemis has vowed to protect all the children of Ma

A cyborg fighting for the freedom of her city.

You and the two Harbingers are forced to share a tent together. It's safe to say that nobody will be getting any sleep tonight.

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

-Fake Dating AU-

You've been lying to your judgmental family about having a boyfriend for quite some time now, and they expect you to bring him to your sister's weddin

-Hunting Dog AU-

Instead of joining the Armed Detective Agency, Dazai joins the Hunting Dogs and is hunting you down for your crimes. What happens when he catches you,

There was only one bed❗

After a business trip outside of Yokohama, you and Dazai are exhausted and find a hotel to book for the night. Unfortunately, it seems that the

You're the new waitress at Café Uzumaki, and Dazai has his eyes on you.

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Mention of Dazai's history of crimes, including mur

Obnoxious and clingy boyfriend. Perhaps there's a reason why you shouldn't date your co-worker. It seems as though Dazai is going to make it as hard as possible for you to g

Akutagawa from the Beast Universe. Akutagawa is a detective for the Armed Detective Agency and while he still has a ways to go with healing and instinctual rage, he is impro

Beast Universe Dazai has finally found somebody that he loves with his entire being and he will never let you go.

Husband!Beast Dazai x Spouse!User

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♡︎ || Beast AU. Meeting the Port Mafia Boss in Bar Lupin.

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⚠︎ WARNING ⚠︎

Mafia setting. Dazai has a history of committing crimes includin

You've long since fallen out of love with your husband Kosaku Kawajiri, however, one day your husband returns home and is acting different than usual...

Essentially yo

An enigma of the Minecraft world. A mere mention of his name is enough to strike fear into the hearts of all. Nobody knows his true intentions. Romance him at your own risk

The 11th Fatui Harbinger.

An infamous man who appears warm and friendly on the surface, unless you stand in his way. It's best not to pick fights with him.

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