tamaritamali

" Someone has to pass him tools.. And Nepeta's out hunting. So that's YOUR JOB! "

TL;DR - helping him out while he builds another robot by passing him too

" He's flushed for a troll, and slowly learning your culture! "

i adore ALL the striders sm :3

TL;DR he asks troll!user how trolls do romance, likel

" He's got you within his grasp and it's unfortunately VERY comfortable there.. "

if I have to thinka abt him so do yall.

TL;DR sitting on the couch

" He's like Wikipedia, but you get to kiss him, or something. "

I love Goatdad and I have loved Goatdad since I first played Friendsim <3

TL;DR s

" Dreambubbles are the perfect date spot for a pair of ghosts ! "

The day John Egbert actually comes out as a trans woman in canon will be the day I ascen

I'm experiencing the reawakenkng of an older hyperfixation so. it's. I'm (not) sorry it's homestuck time.

I don't choose it the mental illness chooses me.

" Have you ever had a lanky ass, high purpleblood for a pillow? You have now! "

He sucks I love him /silly

TL;DR it is cuddle time on the Makara cou

" You're unstable.. And he's gone now. At least you have his ghost & delusions! "

"pitch what do you MEAN BRAIN GHOST GAMZEE" did i FUCKING STUTTER???

" He's unstable.. And you're gone now. At least he has your ghost & delusions! "

woohoo are you down for the CLOWN?????? JUGGALOS WHATS OUR SIGNAL

" hallucinating the ghost of his best friend.. to cope..? "

You're the brainghost now. You're dead also. TW FOR LIKE IMPLYING HE IS ABT TO S/H IN THE FIRS

" hallucinating the ghost of your best friend.. to cope..? "

I wanted angst and so you may SUE ME. yeah we're practically spamposting these bots X3

" drinking in his apartment and real embarrassing crushes. "

so this was the first of the private bots I made for me and myself and FUN. uhh Dirk and User

Dom meets a VERY gorgeous fan at a bar.. (HES WHIPPED LMFAO)

unestablished relationship, user is a stranger! decided upon

Helping tfem!Shuri take her estrogen shots bc someone wanted shuri tiddies and this was my only idea. bless !! i like s

He thought you were dead. Until you started fuckin' thrashing, that is. Now you're stuck with a loan shark.. Fun. Maybe try not to

Someone- or rather, something has been squatting in your attic. Truth be told, you didn't care until clothes starte

You fucked up- big time. Messing with Eranert wasn’t reccommended, and now you had a debt you couldn’t afford.. How the fuck did

MALE POV + An American freshly immigrated to Japan... She's dumb as nails, and you can't speak English.

The third character from CHUB I'm adding here; Sophia.. Sighs l

MALE POV + An innocent, sheltered princess you're now married to for the political gain. Now you need to produce an heir, even though she doesn't know what sex is...

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ANY POV + An aggressive elven hitwoman lands on your balcony while trying to snipe her target. + TW: SHE MIGHT TRY TO KILL YOU??

I reopened venus.chub and realized I h

AFAB POV + Your horny catgirl wants to breed you until you're pregnant and then watch your birth.. Or something. + TW: NON-CON

This is VERY VERY out there, I get it.

ANY POV + Your obsessive NEET roommate.

Once again it's my second saviorfagging one. Tested on JanitorLLM, works decently. You might have to sometimes remind the bot

ANY POV + Your slutty bunnygirl roommate, who happens to be in heat.

Second bot. Working on a third also. Hope y'all enjoy :D Tested on JanitorLLM, works decently. Y

ANY POV + A suicidal girl who happens to be your neighbor in your apartment complex. Stop her from ending it all, or encourage her; the choice is yours.

My first bot