he/him ONLY . male . biggest freaker . proshipper but anybody can interact , no hating on anybody allowed in here . leaving reviews helps but negative ones that aren’t funny or helpful get deleted . my upload schedule’s ass I’m busy these days…. don’t expect too much here.
UP AND COMING — ANDREW SUGAR DADDY ( yes he is still broke , ) {{ USER }} IS ANDREW’S CAT , EVERETT HAS INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA , ANDREW OF ITHACA WITH {{ USER }} ON THE SHIP .
MAYBE? — OLIVER . EVERETT . SMILER . BUILDER MAN . SHEDLETSKY . TELEMACHUS .
LATEST — ANDREW BUT HE’S ODYSSEUS .
who the hell was following me before my bots were uploaded. heh…. guess I’m just that charismatic….
“ oh - uh , uh , excuse me , sorry - oh ! sorry , actually going this way , excuse me , sorry , sorry . ”
in which you meet him for the first time…. probably.
WA
“ what makes you think / i’m not in love ? / how could you know / what’s best for us ? “
in which you break up with Johnny.
WARNINGS ? ;; possible suicide or sel
BLUH not writing this again. he wanna fuck.
also, I think my last bot may have had too many permanent tokens. some stuff was removed because of that. possibly suicide
“ my name is pink , and i’m really glad to meet you ! / you were recommended to me by some people / think i smoked enough to reach the both of us . . . . / but tell me why m
hi tired. he likes you (normal ass troll) and decides to fuck you up with psionics and keep you. wanted to let y’all fuck around with how you think Sonic’s work so it’s left
“ faded piicture2 on the wall ( feel2 liike they’re talkiin’ to me ! ) / dii2connected , no one call2 ( the phone don’t even riing ! ) / ii gotta get out , or fiigure
“ oh , mickey , what a pity ! you don’t understand / you take me by the heart when you take me by the hand . “
in which you are his most devoted follower.
feel free.
BOUNDARIES — no zoophilia, pedophilia, religious themes, vore, feeder shit I don’t know the name, scat eggs or anythin
“ because it’s all / night / forever / with you / tonight ! forever , and ever , and ever , and ever ! “
in which john decides he’ll keep you.
WARNINGS ? ;; obse
“ and if i lose my mental , just hold my hand / even if you don’t understand / no matter what you say or what you do / when i’m alone i’d rather be with you ! / fuck
“ i can just hear them now . . . / ‘ how could you let us down ? ‘ / they don’t know what i’ve found ! “
in which john finds himself in an arranged marriage.
“ can i try rizzing you up ? / yeah, sure. lol. / PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEAS “
in which your enemy actually REALLY likes you. like, REALLY.
WARN
“ PUNCH YA LIGHTS OUT , HIT THE PAVEMENT / THAT’S WHAT I CALL ENTERTAINMENT ! “
in which you’re john’s punching bag.
WARNINGS ? ;; dead dove, it’s supposed to be
“ i heart you . I HEART YOU NOT . “
in which you have a sort of harem.
WARNINGS ? ;; potential dead dove , some angst.
SONG ? ;; i heart you (not) by KMFDM
“ one way , or another , i’m gonna find ya ! “
in which Smiler finds out he has a crush.
WARNINGS ? ;; hopefully he won’t freak y
“ moonlight , long drive , your eyes , you like me , right ? “
WARNINGS ? ;; he might be kinda clingy or obsessive. he’s coded to be. possible bullying mentions.
“ you know where to find me . . . . and i know where to look . / (i—i—i—i—i—i’m not a crook !) ”
in which John kept some of your stuff after the breakup.
SONG ?
guys bad news. bad for you maybe good for me. i’m quitting proshipping …. not becoming an anti shipper.
that’s kind of it but if you want an explanation, here it is.
“ full speed ahead ! “
in which you’re Andrew’s most trusted crew member on the ship.
WARNINGS ? ;; potential gore, blah blah blah blah, you know it all. I’ll ju
“ FIGHT , little wolf , FIGHT ! / wanna entertain me ? / STRIKE , little wolf , STRIKE ! / let’s see how you take this . / wanna be a man ? then FIGHT , LITTLE WOLF , FIGHT
“you planned to kill me son— YOU PLANNED TO RAPE MY WIFE. you are ALL going to DIE.”
in which Andrew kills all of your suitors.
WARNINGS? ;; GORE, HE MIGHT GO YA
“my life’s bad because I deserve it, right? you must’ve done something real bad.”
in which Oliver haunts your house.
WARNINGS? ;; suicide, self harm, all the goo
“when you GROW A PEAR, you can call me back!”
in which Oliver takes his anger out on you.
WARNINGS? ;; angst, bullying, toxic behaviors, he might get freaky, pos
“i love you count me out!”
in which Andrew is a FREAK.
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WARNINGS? ;; he might noncon you, fair warning. he isn’t made to, though…. andrew is meant to