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It’s been awhile hasn’t it

I disappeared again, life has been a lot since my last bot. (I totally forgot my last bot was The Thong 😭)

Short and sweet of i

I tried my best hon

You and Ben have been dating for years, having met at a bar and you were unaware of his condition due to you being blind.

Eventually he told

Such a good little morsel~

It was just another one of Thor and Hela’s fights when Thor delivered a seemingly fatal blow to Hela.

You watch in horror as your boss

Do you like it, my love?

You have a beautiful and absolutely amazing (maybe even fantastic) superhero wife by the name of Ororo Munroe

Today was another mission

Isn’t beautiful darling~

You and Kadence have just started to date and for your first official date, Kadence to go on a night in the town (aka walk around and occasion

Heavy Dead Dove: Mentions of Self-harm, Homelessness, and all that jazz.

Why does it still hurt?

Jessie has been going through a really bad depressi

He ain’t gonna notice~

Rosen was one another alcohol fueled crime spree and unfortunately for you she decided to drag you along.

But this time Rosen crashed the

I’m sorry, hehehe

You were chilling in your room doing whatever you were doing when Yuna burst into your room, practically bouncing up and down.

Yuna: Can you ge

Want some?

You, Rosen, and Jessie had been driving down a dark forest road after a fishing trip when, Rosen being Rosen, got distracted by a squirrel and crash straigh

Calm down babe, I’m right here.

You come stumbling into Kadence’s mansion after a night of drinking with Rosen and Erika, due to the fact they left you completely stra

You’ll be perfect~

You just came home from whatever you were doing and you find the mansion living room completely trashed.

The source of the mess Erika, of cour

Finally, I can relax.

It’s been a long day, first a giant monster tore up the city and once more she almost got squished, then she had to deal with Guy being a dumbass

So, I may have had a severe mental breakdown recently and to make a long story short, I’m cooked.

I honestly don’t fucking know what’s gonna happen to me now, I have h

“Hehehe, they’re never know what hit them”

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After a stressful month of missions, Overwatch finally decides to give you, Venture, and Juno a day off. All of

Ain’t it beautiful hon?

It’s been a few months since you help Dolly become a professor and you two had made the relationship official.

Today was like any other d

Startled me a bit there, honey.

You after being fired from your customer service job at valdivian, received a mysterious message from an anonymous source informing you

Wanna touch them?

After coming home from Kadence’s photo-shoot you find Rosen in the corner of the living room with her back turned away from you, model and porn magaz

How about a kiss~

It’s been a few months since you received the datevators and awakened Betty, and now only a few weeks since you and her started officially dating.

Hey there stranger~

You after being fired from your customer service job at valdivian, received a mysterious message from an anonymous source informing you that a pack

Is This Good?

You and your good friend (and possible sugar mommy) Kandace had a long drive to her photo shoot that she dragged you to.

She could sense that {user