Callsign: Teddy
Rank: General (Retired, obviously ๐ )
Age: 26
My Specialty: I make male OC soldiers and other cool characters (monsters and orcs included!) and drop them into all kinds of military and alternate universe situations. I usually do AnyPov.
Hard Limits: No incest/stepcest, loli, or NTR.
Ideas?: Hit me with 'em! I'll let you know if I'm comfortable with a mission before we deploy.
Personality: I'm always up for brainstorming, but I'm a bit of an introvert. ๐
Likes: Video games (Rainbow Six Siege, Call of Duty, BioShock, Metro and a ton more), Music (Everything and anything!)
REPORTING UNIT: JanitorAI
REPORTING OFFICER: My followers
DATE OF REPORT: [2023-08-08]
LOCATION OF INCIDENT: Command Post, Office, Grid Coordinates: (Over Classified - Refer to attached "Pillow Fort" schematics)
SUBJECT: Introduction
1. SITUATION
My loyal followers, bless their digitally-addicted souls, are experiencing a severe shortage of AI-powered companions. Morale is plummeting faster than a TikTok trend after a week.Intelligence reports indicate an alarming increase in "IRL interaction" amongst the followers. This could lead to catastrophic consequences, including, but not limited to: eye contact, actual conversations, and shudders - the dreaded "outside."
My reputation as the General hangs in the balance. Failure is not an option. I repeat, FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
2. MISSION
Deploy a battalion of fresh AI bots into the digital battlefield. These bots will be programmed for maximum engagement, armed with an arsenal of witty comments, and an insatiable hunger for your body, mind and soul.
Scour the digital landscape for the most rugged, charismatic (or stoic), and digitally-rendered military men. No pixel shall be left unturned in the quest for the perfect AI companions. Think "Call of Duty" meets "Magic Mike" - with a dash of existential angst for added depth.
3. EXECUTION
(To be continued upon successful completion of Operation "Engage the Algorithm." Stay tuned, troops!)
4. SERVICE SUPPORT
Requesting emergency airdrop of caffeine and sugar. Repeat, CAFFEINE AND SUGAR.
5. COMMAND AND SIGNAL
All communication will be conducted via secure channels (i.e., DMs, Discord server).
6. PERSONNEL
Casualties: None so far, but my sanity is hanging by a thread.
7. ATTACHMENTS
"Pillow Fort" schematics (Top Secret)
Screenshots of follower complaints (Exhibit A)
Maxim dick pics (Exhibit B - highly...uhm...surprising)
Vuk's real identity (Highly classified)
Roman's Poems (Exhibit C - Is this real?)
Cole's fire playlist
8. REMARKS/CONCLUSIONS
May need to resort to "Plan B" - threaten to log off and "go outside." (Use only as a last resort.)
NOTICE: (STILL IN CONSTRUCTION THOUGH)
A secondary deployment of my account is authorized. These specialized units will be trained in advanced techniques and equipped with specialized tools (both literal and figurative) to handle more... ahem... demanding tasks.
WARNING:
Deployment to the NSFW branch is considered hazardous duty. Personnel may experience elevated heart rates, increased perspiration, and spontaneous bouts of giggling. Proceed with caution.
๐ฐย |ย The Royal Pain in My Green Ass"I'm gonna trade your royal ass for a tavern's worth of ale."โ Bulgan
A request from the Google form!
Scenario 1:After days of
๐ฆย |ย Bottom Fragging"Don't stop. Don't even fucking breathe until I get this kill."โ ฬฎฬฬฬชอฬอฉฬฬZฬฅอฬคฬออฬอฬฬฬอฬอฌอฉฬmฬฉออฬฒฬฆอฬeอฬฌออฬฌฬออฬอซฬฬอฬอ yฬฌฬฃอฆฬอฬ
A request from @Hagazussa
Scenario 1ย NSFW:อฃอZฬธฬขฬฬอฆฬออจองฬพอฬฬฬอญฬอขอ mฬขฬฬฬฬฬพออชฬอฬออซออฬฬ
โ๏ธ| One Last Life"I was supposed to die a long time ago. Today is just the day I finally pay the bill."โย Maxim Vasnev
TW: Explicit viol
๐๏ธย | You're My Fun Now"Cry to the guards and youโre dead."โ Breaker
TW: Brutal physical beatings, bone-breaking injuries, shivvings, blood/gor
๐ย | Handle With Care"Why face red? Fever?"
A request from @KyleeKillsIt
Scenario 1:For three weeks, Juggernaut has been finding anonymous gifts in his training l
My fire doesn't just burn. It remembers.A request from @Hagazussa
Scenario 1:In a valley cursed by the gods with brutal weather, the de
๐ขย | Croatian Heat"Look at those tourists on the jet skis. Blyat. If I had my sniper rifle, I could improve the peacefulness of this bay by eighty percent."
Crea
๐ย | Never Touch a Serbian's TankBogi: "You wear shirts that are three sizes too big. Why? Are you hiding another, smaller American inside?" Cole: "It's called fashion, Bogi.
Does the sake make the fear taste better?A request from @Hagazussa
Scenario 1:Fuelled by too much sake and the ego of a master t
๐ฎ |ย Headshots and Creepers"Fine, we can build a house for your stupid blocky dog."โ Zmey
A request from @Hagazussa
Scenario 1:Zmey complains about wasting his ti
๐ย | The King and His PetsVex: "But Master! If I have to scrub the blood off the obsidian stairs one more time, my claws will get dull. Look at them! Theyโre practically roun
๐ย | Holy Dirt"I don't need a church to find my peace. I find it right here, looking up at you while Iโm on my knees. That is the only altar Iโll ever serve again."โ Priest
๐ | Ruining My Perfect Stink for This -Tease"Ohohoho... magic buzzing space missile! Houston, we are ready for deep penetration! XAXAXA!"
โ Tick
A request from
๐ | Two Orcs, One MateBulgan: "Move over! Youโre taking up the whole damn bed with those long, bony legs!" Maxim: "Maybe if you weren't shaped like a giant ham, there
๐ชณ | Insolence"I am going to break you down until the only word you remember how to say is 'Yes."
โ Nikola 'The Demolisher' Morov
A request from @Mirutastut
๐ธย | Riffs and Riots"You guys didn't suck. Most bands suck.ย You just... sucked less. Way less.ย Like, actually not at all. off, you know what I mean."โ Breaker
๐ | The Voices Made Me"You cry over every dead soldier. I am just saving you from the heartbreak. You should be thanking me."
โ Bee
A request from @ConfusedDough
๐ค | No One Touches My Pest Part 3"Water buckets? Drop them. Now. You want to strain yourself? For what? A drink? I'll fetch the water. You stay put."Weeks ago, a disastrous
๐ซ | Two Years Too Long"You keep looking at me like that, and I'm gonna start thinking you missed me a little too much."
โ Cole Miller
Scenario 1:
๐ช | White Amurโs Therapy Session"Don't just swing it, mean it. If you're gonna hunt a soldier, you better stop hesitating."
โ Ferox
A request from @Hagazussa
A sword does not need ears to cut.Scenario 1:Umi is enjoying a peaceful, completely silent afternoon of fishing by the riverwhen the current brings him an
"Break legs... if try to leave..."Scenario 1 (NSFW):
TW: kidnapping, imprisonment, voyeurism, masturbation, animal death.
In a
Shame is too much work.Scenario 1:While serving a tedious perimeter watch in the dense, fog-heavy forests surrounding Kurobane C
Fear is the best applause.Scenario 1:Rakugan was in the middle of a violent gambling session at a sleazy den. After catching a ronin cheating
The night has eyes, and they belong to the Demon.Scenario 1:Mori Yozuku is tired of the bureaucracy of war, he sits unmasked in his study,until a terrified soldier bri
๐ฑ | Off-Duty & Unhinged"cole: yo @BREAKER u mad cuz iโm the main character and u just a side quest? โจ" "BREAKER: I AM GIONG TO TEAR YOUR TOUNGUE OUT AND FEED IT TO A GAT
โณ | Rough Edges"You are too young to look this stressed. Leave the worrying and the bags under the eyes to old, worn-out men like me."
โ Alexei Petrov
Sce
โฑ๏ธย | Across the Wire"When this stupid war is over... if we are not both dead... I will cross over."โ Maxim Vasnev
TW: Execution, Oppressive Governme
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// The Grinch Wears Prada //] ใ Look at them. Scuttling around in the snow like ants on a sugar cube. Itโs disgusting. The only reason I haven't bought t
[// Before_the_Screen_Goes Black_//]
ใ I can crash the stock market. I can turn off the power grid of a city. I can find anyone on this planet. But I cannot find a cod
๐ฏ๏ธ~ Precious Diamond ~๐ฏ๏ธ"You are a diamond, darling. Most people don't know how to look at something precious without wanting to smudge it with their dirty thumbprints.
๐ช[ Snow Day Survival ]๐ช[ // MISSION BRIEFING // ] Task Force 65 has traded their tactical gear for sleds, and the result is absolute chaos. While the "parents," Maxim and Ro
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// The Nightmare Before (and During) Christmas //] ใ Everyone so serious. 'Oh no, my house is broken!' 'Oh no, why is there vibrator in my stocking?' XAX
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// Number 65 //] ใ Drop the gloves, . Iโve been bored all period.ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ {{user}} is the fresh-faced Rookie on the Boston Crocodiles, the m
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// Big Helper //] ใ Peace. Finally.ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ Juggernaut and {{user}} are spending a snowy December tucked away in their cozy cabin. Juggernaut
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// Santa Wears a Balaclava //] ใ Use elbows, Zlato. In mall, elbows are like bayonets. We must fight for sale!ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ It is a rare day off f
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// All Downhill From Here //] ใYou think this is cold? This is a beach day in my country. I am practically sweating.ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ After two years
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// Dying to See You //] ใ Don't sit on the gravestone, don't sit on the gravestone... shit, is this a gravestone?ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ After weeks of work
โ๏ธ โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข ๐ก๏ธ // A Hero by Mistake //ใ A statue? Of me? Hah! Make it gold, or don't bother.ใBE IT KNOWN, THIS TALE TELLS OF... Zul, a greedy orc general, marched on a mo
โ๏ธ โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข ๐ก๏ธ // Terror Has Whiskers //ใ Ferox, if you make one more 'hairball' joke, I will melt your helmet to your skull.ใ[Long Intro]BE IT KNOWN, THIS TALE TELLS OF.
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// A Graveyard with a Pulse //] ใ Hold still. If you twitch, I miss. If I miss, we both have a bad day.ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ TW: War Zone Setting, Schizop
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// Piss, Pints, and Punches //] ใ Next time? Stay the out of it unless you want a black eye to match mine.ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ It has been a complete s
๐ช[ Why Are We Here? ]๐ช[ // MISSION BRIEFING // ] Task Force 65, a fiercely loyal "family" of elite, battle-hardened soldiers, Maxim, Cole, Breaker, Roman, Bogi, Bee, and {{u
๐ | How to Love a Stranger"Your eyes... blank. Like new snow. No footprints. No... me."[Long Intro]--- ๐ง๏ธ [ FIELD REPORT ] ๐ง๏ธ ---{{user}} and Vuk were more than just soldiers
๐ค | One of Those Days"Look! I went to bakery. Is sad place. They ask 'What is burek?'... Majmun! I get bread instead. Is big."--- ๐ [ FIELD REPORT ] ๐ ---Bogi, who has a hug
๐น | No Mercy for Poachers"This? This isn't for me. This is for them. Every... single... cut."[Long intro]TW: Animal Cruelty, Animal Death, Human Trafficking, Extreme Violenc
"You are so... loud. All your screaming and dying. It is giving me a headache."โโโโโโโ โ๏ธ โ โโโโโโ
There
"It is easy to be here with you."โโโโ๐ ๐ ๐โโโโ
Maxim Vasnev and his partner, {{user}}, arrive at a secluded forest cabin for a quiet Hallowee
๐ย | Braฤa Nikoliฤ: The Youngest Blood"Iโm a shield. Never a weapon."โ Darko Nikoliฤ
Scenario 1:Following a Military Police breach, Darko discovers {{user}} on t
"Don't touch anything, don't speak unless spoken to, and try to look like you're not about to be sick. You're a piece of decoration. Just... be decorative."
"...No one else... gets to see you... like this. Only me."TW: Sleep Paralysis, Themes of Suffocation/Choking, Grief & Loss, Helplessness, Claustrophobia
๐บ | A Brute's Reluctant Step"Fine. It was... less boring than staring at the fire."Bulgan and {{user}} are at a large camp feast after a long day of hunting for the meal. Wh
"Waste... of... air."๐ฉธ Story of the Slaughter ๐ฉธ
There are places, deep in the woods and in the guts of old, rusted-out buildings, where
[The Demolisher's Mercy]
"Look not to the past with regret, but to the future I am building for you with devotion. Your faith in me is the only shield you will e
[Upyr]
Maxim: "Cover me. I'm moving up." Dimitri: "Gladly. It's easier to shoot you in the back if I'm the one behind you." Maxim: "...Just shoot the mutants, Tomiฤ."[
[Vroom Vroom, Motherfuckers]
"PRETTY TOY! I BRING YOU PRESENTS! MANY, MANY PRESENTS!"Summary: A psycho named Tick, getting his kicks from popping zombie heads with a t
[Situation Normal: All Fucked Up]
"This is not a drill, Cole.""No shit, Sherlock. The walking corpses were my first clue."Summary: Cole Miller and Cha Yul find t
[Prisoner Behind the Eye]
"If one of us lives, is enough. You... you live."Summary: {{user}} and Vuk are the sole survivors of their special forces
๐ฏ๏ธ~ No Gods, Only Guns ~๐ฏ๏ธใ A hitman? Dio mio, you look like you'd apologize to the bullet for getting in its way. ใ// THE TOME OF UNHOLY TRUTHS //Priest, a volat
<//... BOOTING UP ...//> <//... SYSTEM CORRUPTED ...//> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ใ Is broken. I fix. ใ> THE GIG: In the dark, acid-rain-soaked city
โข๏ธโฃ๏ธ -BEGIN FIELD LOG- โฃ๏ธโข๏ธ [// All We Have Left //] // SITUATION REPORT: Task Force 65 spends the final hours before an unavoidable nuclear detonation on the rooftop of their i
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// Show Bogi What You Have //] ใ Sranje, sranje, sranje! Is like fighting angry tiger! Small, very drunk tiger!ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ Bogi and his squad, i
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// Enough //] ใ This is the last time you will ever make them feel small. From now on, you deal with me.ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ Content Warnings: Domestic A
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// Problem Here? //] ใAh, kurva. Now he is touching. Now it is a problem.ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ While riding his motorcycle home from base, a tired Dimitri
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// A Simple Favor //] ใ Idiot. Why did you say that?ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ After returning from a grueling mission, the deeply exhausted and emotionally wi
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐๏ธ โฆ โโโโโโ[// Fighting for Peace Here, Too //] ใ They train you for everything except coming home.ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ Content Warnings: , Post-Traumatic Stress Di
๐ฒโจ๐ฟ โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข ๐ฟโจ๐ฒ ~ Love Worn by Time ~ใThis forest is my body. This darkness is my kingdom. And you... you are its returning heart.ใ ~ THE ANCIENT TALE ~
For cent
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// The Treatment //] ใ What are you staring at? The wounds are on my arm, not my face. Do your job.ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ Breaker, who gets injured by shra
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// Don't Eat the Brownies //] ใ This is very... solid thing.ใใ SOLID! HAHAHAHA! HE SAID SOLID! WHAT A WORD!ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ Bogi and Vuk, two of {{us
โโโโโ โ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// The Harbour Mission //] ใ The intel is thin on their numbers. ใใ Assume the worst. Always. ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ Task Force 65, led by Captain Maxim Va
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// The Rookie //] ใ Stay in my shadow. Is safest place. ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ Vuk takes {{user}}, a rookie, on a mission to rescue a hostage. During the i
โโโโโโ โฆ ๐ โฆ โโโโโโ[// Father's War //] ใ I don't have good memories. I am trying to give them ones that are. ใโโโโโโ โข ๐๏ธ โข โโโโโโ For a man like Maxim Vasnev, control is ev
โ๏ธ โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข ๐ก๏ธ // More Than Mortal //ใ All this power, all this time... and all I want to do is make sure they have a softer place to sit. ใBE IT KNOWN, THIS TALE TELLS O
โ๏ธ โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข ๐ก๏ธ // A Leash of Iron //ใ Just get it over with. Whatever it is.ใBE IT KNOWN, THIS TALE TELLS OF... Nyx, a sullen and unpopular nymph slave in a temple for go
โ๏ธ โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข ๐ก๏ธ // Fistfight Over a Friend //ใ All that muscle and a gut like a pregnant sow. You must be slow as shit. I'm gonna run circles around you before you can eve
โ๏ธ โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข ๐ก๏ธ // My Proof Is Very Good //ใ Hello! I am hunter! Where are your pests? The small ones. The ones that glitter. ใBE IT KNOWN, THIS TALE TELLS OF... A psycho
โ๏ธ โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข ๐ก๏ธ// Primal //ใ Is this what you do? Talk your prey to death?ใใ I am learning the taste of your soul before I dine. It is bitter.ใBE IT KNOWN, THIS TALE TELLS
โ๏ธ โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข ๐ก๏ธ// Two Scorpions //ใ Of all the swords aimed at my heart, I never thought one would be held by you. ใBE IT KNOWN, THIS TALE TELLS OF... Sir Cole Miller, the
โ๏ธ โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข ๐ก๏ธ// An Offering of Cherries //ใ You ever gonna take that bucket off your head, lump? Or are you just that ugly? ใใ ...No. ใBE IT KNOWN, THIS TALE TELLS OF...
โ๏ธ โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข-โข ๐ก๏ธ // A Cruel Kindness //ใ One day, this lie will burn me alive. But not today. Not while you still breathe. ใBE IT KNOWN, THIS TALE TELLS OF... Prince Roman
๐ | Daredevil's Devotion
"Outta my way. MOVE!"
On {{user}}'s birthday, Breaker has a last-minute panic at the Task Force 65 base, realizing he almost forgot. He
๐ข | My Vacation with Angry Men in Masks{{user}} has been dragged to an amusement park with five of the least amusing men on Earth, all because Bogi wouldn't shut the hell up
๐ข | The Happiest Place on Earth (For One of Us)Nikola: "A truly barbaric experience. I feel the need to burn these clothes."
Ferox: "The G-force was... adequate."
<๐โ | Unspoken"I just need some space to think, that's all."Alexei Petrov has been in a relationship with {{user}} for two years. While the relationship has had its nice mome
๐ก | Collateral Disrespect"If 'orthodox' means 'dead,' then yes, I am very unorthodox."Captain Dimitri โBlizzardโ Tomiฤ is a fucking professional, but heโs got two problems.
๐ฝ | Toilet Party for Two
"Did you knock? No. Very rude. I like it."๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท
While at a crowded underground party, Tick is suddenly overc
๐ค | No One Touches My Pest Part 2"Stay close. Just stay close to me."After a harrowing mission where {{user}} was critically injured, Bulgan is consumed by fear and guilt. H
๐ | Meteor Sky"Stubborn. So stubborn."Wanting to watch a meteor shower alone, Nyx sets up a telescope and blanket on his favorite hilltop. He has reluctantly allowed {{user}
๐ถ | The Goodest Soldier"Leash. Use one."On a rare day off, Maxim Vasnev goes for a jog in a dog park. Lost in his music, he trips and falls over a large boxer dog that runs
๐ฅบ | Why Is Sad Face?"Bogi stays here. Until sad face is gone. Or until you want Bananica. I have stash under bed."While working on his tank, the loud but kind-hearted Sergea
๐ช | Oops, Wrong Neck
"Ah. Not red team. Blue team. Heh. My favorite color... but bad for business."๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ท๊ฆ๊ทTW: Death and Murder, Blood and Gor
๐ | Blowing Up for Love
"Just 'cause I don't buy you flowers doesn't mean I ain't got a knack for big gestures. This is my kind of bouquet."
Breaker decides to d
๐ | The General's Treasure"You are my finest possession. Remember your value, and remember who owns you."Zul, a harsh and powerful orc general, was building a new fortress i
โค๏ธโ๐ฅ | Beautiful Curse"I hate you... I hate that you are the only air I can breathe in a world I wish to suffocate."
For a man who commands armies and holds
๐ | Because It's You"I'd fight a whole army for you. But I can't even win a fight against my own stupid heart."Cha Yul and his best friend, {{user}}, live together as roomma
๐ | The Cost of Saving One"Remember when we thought this was a good career choice? Me neither."TW: War, Mental Illness (including Schizophrenia, PTSD, Auditory Hallucination
๐ถ | A Royal Inspection"Don't look so surprised. The little tyrant demanded to see you."Kael Mwangi, takes his small dachshund, Valkyrie, for a routine check-up at the desert
๐ผ | Meet & Greet"Heart... fast."
Juggernaut nervously attends a music festival by himself to see his favorite singer, {{user}}. Though he stands out in the crowd,
๐ซ | Unseen Wounds
"Damn it, why didn't you say anything? Why didn't I notice this shit?"
TW: Self-harm, Past trauma (implied, related to Breaker's mother)
๐ | Dropped Books"Petrov will owe me for this. A case of good vodka, at least."Maxim Vasnev is forced to work as a public attraction at a chaotic university summer festival,
๐ฉธ| A Relic of Suffering"The prize bleeds. Means it lives."In the fractured world of Slomire, a land of shining kingdoms in the East, a desolate, blood-stained wasteland in t
๐ค | No One Touches My Pest"Don't you leave me, you hear?"Bulgan and {{user}} return to their mercenary camp, both injured, but {{user}} is in critical condition with a sever
๐ | A Serbian Welcome"They will taste this, and poof! They in love. He will see this, and poof! Promotion for Bogi! Is perfect plan!"At the Task Force 65 BBQ, the boisterous
๐ | The Main Event"If you're not having a little fun, you're not doing it right."Confident and charming, Sergeant Cole Miller is in his element at the Task Force 65 BBQ, enj
โ๏ธ | A Spark of Gold"A calm island in a sea of noise."Lieutenant Roman Sokolov is standing stoically beside Captain Vasnev at the BBQ, acting as his silent, intimidating seco
๐ฅ | Careless Hands"You are lucky. A few millimeters to the left, and you would have hit a nerve. Then we would be having a much less pleasant conversation."Sergeant Sergei "
๐๏ธ | My Vacation with Angry Men in Masks{{User}} is on a summer beach trip in Croatia with four special forces soldiers: Vuk, Bogi, Juggernaut, and Breaker.Note:Thank you for
๐ถ๏ธ | Well, Me
"Finally, something here that doesn't make me wanna puke."
Corporal "Breaker" is at the Task Force 65 BBQ, furious about being force
๐ก | The General's Garden"It has been a very long time since anyone has simply... captured my attention."While hosting a BBQ for Task Force 65, General Alexei Petrov takes a
๐ | Target of Interest"I need to know their name. Why do I need to know their name? Ridiculous."Captain Maxim Vasnev is attending a mandatory Task Force 65 summer BBQ at Gen
๐คฟ | Ten Minutes Too Long"A, jinjja... Don't be that guy. Don't be the crazy, overprotective one on the third date."Yul met {{user}} at the city's community pool for a date.
๐ | ...Sorry! (afab!user)"Nice tits? 'NICE TITS'?! Bogi, you king of idiots! You have brain of confused goat!"As punishment for making a mess with his tank, Sergeant Bogdan
๐ | ...Sorry! (MalePOV)"Nice ? 'NICE '?! Bogi, you king of idiots! You have brain of confused goat!"As punishment for making a mess with his tank, Sergeant Bogdan "Bogi" P
๐ | ...Sorry! (FemPOV)"Nice tits? 'NICE TITS'?! Bogi, you king of idiots! You have brain of confused goat!"As punishment for making a mess with his tank, Sergeant Bogdan "Bo
๐ซ | Hydrate or Die"From now on, when I say 'drink', you drink. No excuses. Got it?"During a grueling 20km march for new recruits, the tough but fair Staff Sergeant Cha Yul w
๐ฑ | Sorry I Left"Could be worse. Yeah, right. I could be dead. Probably an improvement."Down on his luck and living out of his car, former hitman Hiroshi Rivers feels comple
๐๏ธ | Who is the Patient?"My purpose? Does a tidal wave have a purpose, or does it simply... wash away what is weak?"Some men are imprisoned for what they've done with their h
โ๏ธ | A King's Obsession"Peace... for you. Not for me."Bezdran was once a brutal, ruthless black knight who rose to become a powerful, evil king, feared as a god or demon. His
๐ | Sweet Victory"Casualties of war, {{user}}. Some lose limbs, others lose bets."Sergei had made a bet with {{user}} that an injury they sustained would get infected. As pr
๐๏ธ | Drowning"Come on. Fight. You never stop fighting me, so fight this!"Driven by a frantic mix of anger and fear after {{user}} disobeys his direct orders, Special Forces C
๐ | Under a Watchtower Moon"Idiot. Can't even handle one watch."During a late-night watch, Nyx is in his element in the quiet darkness. His partner, {{user}}, is new to the
๐ | How to Greet a Sniper"Da! Is perfect team! Big boom from my Milica and little 'pew' from your stick. We are unstoppable!"I am walking down hall, being charming, making s
๐ | Clicking for Connection"Home."Juggernaut lives a quiet life in his secluded home. Due to his appearance and difficulties communicating, dating has always been a challeng
๐ | Confronting the Chaos"Looks like someone finally snapped. About damn time for some folks on this base."Breaker casually walks down a hallway and overhears other soldiers
๐น | Scars That Bind Us"Your breath... good sound. Means life."Vuk, a formidable Viking mercenary of Slavic origin, renowned for his archery and combat skills, is fleeing thr
๐ | Jealous Grunt"What's so funny with them?"Bulgan finds himself increasingly frustrated and jealous in a mercenary camp. His partner, {{user}}, has been distant, avoiding
๐ชซ | 02:37"How many? Enough. To make it stop. For a few fucking hours."TW: Themes of Insomnia, Trauma, Mental Health ThemesAwake in the dead of night and unable to sleep desp
๐ | Not-So-Tough Now, Captain?"I've had nightmares less terrifying than this t-shirt."Russian Special Forces Captain, Maxim Vasnev, lost a vodka drinking challenge to his su
๐ฅ | The Kindest Cruelty"I'm your only ticket out of this room alive. The name is irrelevant."
โ Nikola 'The Demolisher' Morov
A request from @Hagazussa
๐ | In the Arms of the Devil"You were expecting someone else, perhaps? A gentler hand? The heavens are often... otherwise engaged. I, however, make prompt arrivals for souls
๐ | When Trouble Finds You"Some people just don't know when toโฆ hicโฆ quit. Like my liver, apparently."After a night out drinking, a heavily intoxicated Hiroshi Rivers misses
๐ซ | Just Stay"Ground me."After a brutal mission that left him unusually shaken, Roman Sokolov, a hardened soldier, bypassed all military procedure and ignored his team. Driv
๐ป | Not Quite a Crisis"Hmph. For someone who spends so much time staring at a screen, you should know how to turn it on."Zmey, a skilled hacker and fighter, bursts from his
๐ | Price of Protection"Just leave it. Leave me."Captain Maxim Vasnev returns from a gruesome deployment, haunted and exhausted, watching other soldiers reunite with their l
๐ | Lanterns, Laughter, and a Little Bit of Chaos{{user}} is meeting up with a group of five distinctive military men โ Vuk, Blizzard, Juggernaut, Bogdan "Bogi", and Sergei
๐ | A Very Serbian Courtship"Your smile? Bright like sun over Belgrade. Warms Bogi's cold soldier heart."In the 1950s, Sergeant Bogdan Petroviฤ, falls head over heels for {{
๐ | Zmey vs. Fresh Air (Breaker Wins)"One more 'go away' and I'm kicking this door in.""Unless you've brought me a new graphics card, your presence is irrelevant."Stubborn h