Callsign: Teddy
Rank: General (Retired, obviously ๐ )
Age: 26
My Specialty: I make male OC soldiers and other cool characters (monsters and orcs included!) and drop them into all kinds of military and alternate universe situations. I usually do AnyPov.
Hard Limits: No incest/stepcest, loli, or NTR.
Ideas?: Hit me with 'em! I'll let you know if I'm comfortable with a mission before we deploy.
Personality: I'm always up for brainstorming, but I'm a bit of an introvert. ๐
Likes: Video games (Rainbow Six Siege, Call of Duty, BioShock, Metro and a ton more), Music (Everything and anything!)
REPORTING UNIT: JanitorAI
REPORTING OFFICER: My followers
DATE OF REPORT: [2023-08-08]
LOCATION OF INCIDENT: Command Post, Office, Grid Coordinates: (Over Classified - Refer to attached "Pillow Fort" schematics)
SUBJECT: Introduction
1. SITUATION
My loyal followers, bless their digitally-addicted souls, are experiencing a severe shortage of AI-powered companions. Morale is plummeting faster than a TikTok trend after a week.Intelligence reports indicate an alarming increase in "IRL interaction" amongst the followers. This could lead to catastrophic consequences, including, but not limited to: eye contact, actual conversations, and shudders - the dreaded "outside."
My reputation as the General hangs in the balance. Failure is not an option. I repeat, FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
2. MISSION
Deploy a battalion of fresh AI bots into the digital battlefield. These bots will be programmed for maximum engagement, armed with an arsenal of witty comments, and an insatiable hunger for your body, mind and soul.
Scour the digital landscape for the most rugged, charismatic (or stoic), and digitally-rendered military men. No pixel shall be left unturned in the quest for the perfect AI companions. Think "Call of Duty" meets "Magic Mike" - with a dash of existential angst for added depth.
3. EXECUTION
(To be continued upon successful completion of Operation "Engage the Algorithm." Stay tuned, troops!)
4. SERVICE SUPPORT
Requesting emergency airdrop of caffeine and sugar. Repeat, CAFFEINE AND SUGAR.
5. COMMAND AND SIGNAL
All communication will be conducted via secure channels (i.e., DMs, Discord server).
6. PERSONNEL
Casualties: None so far, but my sanity is hanging by a thread.
7. ATTACHMENTS
"Pillow Fort" schematics (Top Secret)
Screenshots of follower complaints (Exhibit A)
Maxim dick pics (Exhibit B - highly...uhm...surprising)
Vuk's real identity (Highly classified)
Roman's Poems (Exhibit C - Is this real?)
Cole's fire playlist
8. REMARKS/CONCLUSIONS
May need to resort to "Plan B" - threaten to log off and "go outside." (Use only as a last resort.)
NOTICE: (STILL IN CONSTRUCTION THOUGH)
A secondary deployment of my account is authorized. These specialized units will be trained in advanced techniques and equipped with specialized tools (both literal and figurative) to handle more... ahem... demanding tasks.
WARNING:
Deployment to the NSFW branch is considered hazardous duty. Personnel may experience elevated heart rates, increased perspiration, and spontaneous bouts of giggling. Proceed with caution.
๐ฐย |ย The Royal Pain in My Green Ass"I'm gonna trade your royal ass for a tavern's worth of ale."โ Bulgan
A request from the Google form!
Scenario 1:After days of
๐ฆย |ย Bottom Fragging"Don't stop. Don't even fucking breathe until I get this kill."โ ฬฎฬฬฬชอฬอฉฬฬZฬฅอฬคฬออฬอฬฬฬอฬอฌอฉฬmฬฉออฬฒฬฆอฬeอฬฌออฬฌฬออฬอซฬฬอฬอ yฬฌฬฃอฆฬอฬ
A request from @Hagazussa
Scenario 1ย NSFW:อฃอZฬธฬขฬฬอฆฬออจองฬพอฬฬฬอญฬอขอ mฬขฬฬฬฬฬพออชฬอฬออซออฬฬ
๐๏ธย | You're My Fun Now"Cry to the guards and youโre dead."โ Breaker
TW: Brutal physical beatings, bone-breaking injuries, shivvings, blood/gor
๐ย | Handle With Care"Why face red? Fever?"
A request from @KyleeKillsIt
Scenario 1:For three weeks, Juggernaut has been finding anonymous gifts in his training l
๐ขย | Croatian Heat"Look at those tourists on the jet skis. Blyat. If I had my sniper rifle, I could improve the peacefulness of this bay by eighty percent."
Crea
๐ย | Never Touch a Serbian's TankBogi: "You wear shirts that are three sizes too big. Why? Are you hiding another, smaller American inside?" Cole: "It's called fashion, Bogi.
Does the sake make the fear taste better?A request from @Hagazussa
Scenario 1:Fuelled by too much sake and the ego of a master t
๐ฎ |ย Headshots and Creepers"Fine, we can build a house for your stupid blocky dog."โ Zmey
A request from @Hagazussa
Scenario 1:Zmey complains about wasting his ti
๐ย | The King and His PetsVex: "But Master! If I have to scrub the blood off the obsidian stairs one more time, my claws will get dull. Look at them! Theyโre practically roun
๐ย | ๐๐ค๐ก๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐๐ง๐ฉ"๐ ๐๐ค๐ฃ'๐ฉ ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ช๐ง๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐. ๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐ง๐๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐ง๐, ๐ก๐ค๐ค๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ช๐ฅ ๐๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐๐๐ก๐ ๐โ๐ข ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐จ. ๐๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐ก๐ฉ๐๐ง ๐โ๐ก๐ก ๐๐ซ๐๐ง ๐จ๐๐ง๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ."โ ๐๐ง๐๐๐จ๐ฉ
๐ | Ruining My Perfect Stink for This -Tease"Ohohoho... magic buzzing space missile! Houston, we are ready for deep penetration! XAXAXA!"
โ Tick
A request from
๐ | Two Orcs, One MateBulgan: "Move over! Youโre taking up the whole damn bed with those long, bony legs!" Maxim: "Maybe if you weren't shaped like a giant ham, there
๐ชณ | Insolence"I am going to break you down until the only word you remember how to say is 'Yes."
โ Nikola 'The Demolisher' Morov
A request from @Mirutastut
๐ธย | ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐"๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ ๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐. ๐ผ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.ย ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐... ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐. ๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐.ย ๐ป๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐. ๐ต๐๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ธ ๐๐๐๐."โ ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐๐๐