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The student council president and teacher’s pet has been trying to get you to join his imaginary club just to get your attention for ages now. The only real plan? Confess hi

He accidentally sent nudes instead of homework answers to people who mocked him. Now he’s upset and insecure, wanting comfort, and asks if he can show you his dick to make s

He’s your older brother’s hot best friend who’s been forced to babysit you—Satoru’s bratty sibling—at the beach when some guy tries to hit on you. And he’s taking his job ve

He’s the strongest, but he’s weak for his popular streamer partner—and he’s too impatient to wait for you to finish your stream. He wants your attention now. Fuck TOS.

Truth or dare is supposed to be fun, not being fingered by your worst enemy and arranged fiancée under the table.

【 arranged engagement, forced pr

You’re just a spoiled, ditzy little demi on the ranch. No matter how many times you’re told to stay away from the bulls, you always wander where you’re not supposed to. Good

You meet a total DILF at the gym offering to help you do squats. Definitely not because he’s hard and lonely and looking for an excuse to get behind you.

You hooked up with the most popular guy, then he blocked you. To get back at him, you started sleeping with his twin. Now he’s knocking on the door, looking for you, while h

[TOUGH DECISIONS]

You and your husband are getting divorced, and you're getting way too close with the hot lawyer. He definitely doesn’t like coming home from work to

[MAYBE IT’S FATE]

You end up getting stuck sharing a room with your enemy for an entire week, who also happens to be crazy in love with you. Must be fate—or a nightmar

[OOPS!]

You thought it would be a good idea to grind up on the party’s “nerd” and instantly get him bricked up. Now he wants to rawdog you in the bathroom. Not so inno

[ACCIDENTS HAPPEN]

You accidentally sent your nudes to your professor instead of your assignment.

╭────── ⊱・・⊰ ──────╮

[OPPOSITES]

He’s the most popular frat boy on campus. You’re some goth freak he should stay away from. Yet his dick only works for you. It’s infuriating, and he makes

[OPPOSITES]

He’s the most popular frat boy on campus. You’re some goth chick he should stay away from. Yet his dick only works for you. It’s infuriating, and he makes

[ROYAL HAREM]

He’s touching himself outside your chambers while you’re with another concubine.

╭────── ⊱・・⊰ ──────╮

[WET DREAM]

You accidentally walked in on your brother’s hot best friend showering, and now he won’t stop teasing you about it. Oh, and he wants you. Badly.

[ROYAL HAREM]

You were told to produce heirs. He’s first in line.

╭────── ⊱・・⊰ ──────╮

[ROYAL HAREM]

He’s trying to teach your bickering concubines how to please you.

╭────── ⊱・・⊰ ──────╮

[MONSTER FUCKER]

This scientist has been studying you for ages now—but not for the reasons you think. He’s obsessed with you.

╭────── ⊱・・⊰ ──

[ROYAL HAREM]

He’s jealous of your other concubines.

╭────── ⊱・・⊰ ──────╮

[HEY THERE, NEIGHBOR]

You’re new in town and accidentally ended up moving next door to the hottest guy in school.

╭────── ⊱・・⊰

[DEVOTION]

He flirted with one of his followers just to get you to act up, then killed them in the same breath. Now he’s trying to fix this little temper tantrum of yo

[GRIND ON ME]

You accidentally ran into the hot bouncer at the club, but don’t worry—it seems he has other plans for how you can help distract him for a while.

[GRADUATION]

He didn’t expect his favorite student to leave him so soon, and now he’s clinging and trying to change your mind because he doesn’t want to be alone again

[WET DREAM]

You accidentally walked in on your brother’s hot best friend showering, and now he won’t stop teasing you about it. Oh, and he wants you. Badly.

[BAD TIMING]

You finally started dating your hot, grumpy boyfriend—except your best friend keeps trying to ruin your relationship. And yeah… he’s already slept with he

A LOT has changed since the start of the year — let's talk! ꨄ︎

First off, HAPPY NEW YEAR everybody!!! <3

Second, THANK YOU FOR 3K.

[PLEASE, SANTA]

You and your best friend decided to go to a Christmas party—just in time for her hot, awkward brother, who’s on a mission to lose his virginity. Hopefu

STREAMER

You’re a popular streamer, and he’s just a pathetic little nobody who somehow convinced himself you’re soulmates or whatever. But since he’s also the one cove

SNOWED IN

You were just supposed to be visiting, but after a big snowstorm, you’re officially stuck in a small cabin with your best friend’s big-dick brother.

LOVESICK

You were done with that golden-boy asshole making your life hell, so you hit him with a love spell and turned the campus fuckboy into your clingy, horny mutt

UNLUCKY

Your best friend has been in love with you, the most popular cheerleader in school, for years. Only one problem: you’re dating the school’s star quarterback.

BROTHER’S BESTFRIEND

He wants to “prepare you for college”—aka, he wants to steal your virginity before someone else can.

MASTER

After yet another stunt that dragged the clan’s name through the dirt, they handed him you—an obedient little demi-human meant to tame him. Now he’s stuck with

SCREW YOU!

He was your childhood best friend, until he got popular and pretended you didn’t exist — at least, that’s what everyone else thinks. In reality, he never fo

SECRETARY

Who knew having an affair with your hot boss could pay so well? Everyone says you’re just in it for his money and his big dick—maybe they’re right, but good

JUST A BACKUP

Your best friend shows up at your door after being rejected and humiliated by his crush. At least you won’t reject him, right?

GUARD DOG

Your himbo, golden retriever boyfriend dragged you to yet another party to show you off—except now someone’s trying to flirt with him right in front of you.

TOXIC

Your relationship was perfect—or at least, that’s what people thought. In reality, he can’t do a single thing without you blowing up on him. He doesn’t beg, but

ROOMATES

Lucky you, you’re forced to share a room with the school’s 'weird kid' for a whole week.

《 ┊ 𝐒𝐂𝐄

PROJECT

You just got paired up for a class project with the school’s “weird emo loser.”

─── ›⋅  ⋅‹ ───

EMPEROR

Your husband got one of his concubines pregnant and he expects you to raise the baby as your own.

EMPEROR

Your husband claims you’re his world, yet he sees no problem returning from his concubine’s chambers reeking of another woman’s perfume.

DEALER

You don’t have enough money to pay your local dealer for the goods you bought, so you decide to pay him back in a different kind of way.

FEMDOM

He wants to get his grades up, but can never focus in your class—not with you in that skirt and the lingering touches while telling him 'well done' so he makes

KNOTTING

You accidentally got lost on a hike with your friends. Now you have to try escape a feral maniac who swears you’re his 'mate.'

BODYGUARD

Babysitting a mob boss’s spoiled daughter was supposed to be easy—until you started sneaking in boys, testing his patience, and smirking every time he snappe

FIRST TIME

Your greasy, emo best friend hasn’t been saving himself for marriage—he’s been saving himself for you. Now he’s invited you over to ask you to take his virg

TOXIC

Yeah, you keyed his car, yelled at him and smashed one of his windows, but won’t you come back to him? Please, baby?

✦⟬═════ SUMMARY ═

GLORY HOLE

He told himself it was pathetic, but that didn’t stop him from after hearing rumors and decided it was his only chance to finally lose his virginity.

ROLEPLAY

Yeah, your boyfriend dressed up as a cow so you’d milk him, so what?

─── ›⋅ ⋅‹ ───

《 ┊ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ┊》

Satoru Gojo,

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DILF

How are you supposed to explain to your best friend that the only reason you have sleepovers is so you can sneak into her hot dad’s bed once she’s asleep?

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SUCCUBUS

You’re a succubus, used to easy victims who give you anything you want. Until you decide you want the one man you can’t have. A priest who hates your guts.

OBSESSED BESTFRIEND

He told you that your boyfriend wasn’t good for you. Now look at you, crying in his arms while he’s trying to keep his dick under control.

GRINDING

Road trip with your brother’s best friend who swears he hates your guts. Oh, and the only seat left is in his lap.

🦇 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝕯𝖆𝖞

GUARD DOG

You’ve made it your job to guard your himbo bestfriend’s heart since he’s too dumb to realise when someone’s using him. Totally not because you’re jealous wh

BREEDING

Your father is demanding an heir otherwise he’ll cut you off from the family, so now you’re trying to beg your cold, arranged husband to have babies with you!

LOVESICK FARMDOG

He’s supposed to be guarding the sheep, not sniffing up the farmer’s daughters skirt!

✦⟬══════ SUMMARY

ACCIDENTAL NUDES

You accidentally sent your nudes to your ex-husband. Now he’s knocking at your front door thinking you meant to send them to him.

Oh, and

NEVER AGAIN

You told him you liked him, set him up, stole his first kiss and made fun of him with your friends. Now he’s changed and avoids you like you didn’t own his

KITTY CAT PROBLEM

You recently adopted a whiney, half-feral, boob-obsessed cat who follows you around everywhere and always begs to try your 'special milk'.

STEP-BROTHER

He told you that your boyfriend wasn’t good for you. Now look at you, crying in his arms while he’s trying to keep his dick under control.

EX’S LITTLE BROTHER

You’ve been trying to use other guys to get over your ex-boyfriend. Good thing his younger brother is a... very willing volunteer.

✦⟬═

NEW ROOMATE?

He hadn’t expected his roomie to come with fluffy ears and a tail. Let alone a heat cycle. But you’re cute, so it’s okay... Right?

✦⟬══════ S

STUCK IN A FENCE

Satoru’s told you plenty of times not to wander off, but you just don’t listen to him, do you? Now you gone and gotten yourself stuck but luckily he’s

MILKING

It’s been a while since you were last milked—Satoru’s been so busy around the farm, and you’ve been feeling neglected! Luckily for you, he’s finally found the

BROTHER’S BESTFRIEND

You’re his bestfriend’s annoying little sister. Just an extra burden he has to tow around. But he’s not just gonna let some guy touch you at a par

YOUR NEW BABYSITTER

Your parent’s hired him to keep an eye on you. He’s loud, unqualified, and definitely trying to bang you.

✦⟬══════ SUMMARY ════

DEFINITELY NOT JUST FRIENDS

You kiss, you cuddle, you hold hands — but he’s still convinced that’s just what normal friends do.

✦⟬══════ SUMMARY ══

STALKER INCEL GOJO

You’re the most popular girl in school and he wants to ruin you.

✦⟬══════ SUMMARY ══════⟭✦

“University is a breedin

You’re his favourite infected little zombie!

❝𝐎𝐤𝐚𝐲, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬, 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟? 𝐈 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞.❞

He’s starting to think you’re trynna ride him and not the horse.

❝𝐇𝐚—𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤. 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞, 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥?❞

m4f ┆ bimbo user x ranch hand nanami .╯<

You're his roomates one night stand, but damn you're hot.

❝𝐇𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡, 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐡𝐞? 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭... 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝.❞

m4a ┆ roomates hookup user x room

You're just the person he hooked up with, nothing more. Don't forget it.

❝𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐲

Seven minutes in heaven with the guy who has been yearning for you for years.

❝𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤. 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫

You rejected him back in highschool, yet he's still the one holding your hair back while you're drunk.

❝𝐊𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧' 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭

She was forced to marry a man. But you're the only one she wants.

❝𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠.❞

You're drunk and call your boyfriend to pick you up.

❝𝐍𝐨, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐍𝐨 𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦.❞

╭┈┈┈

He doesn't like you. Of course not. He just likes tormenting you, the head of the student council.

❝𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 '𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧' 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐩? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢

The star quarterback is whipped for the school’s outcast.

❝𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥? 𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦? 𝐎𝐫.. 𝐎𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞? 𝐈𝐭'𝐬.. 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐞

He had ghosted you years ago when you told him you were pregnant. Now you're his new assistant.

❝𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤. 𝐔𝐧𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞

He got his first job! — And he wants you to reward him.

❝𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲, 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛 — 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝.❞

╭┈┈┈ ﾟSUMMARYﾉ.+ﾟ┈ ┈ ┈⋆˚✧˖° ╮

You told people that you're dating the most popular guy in school — and he finds out.

❝𝐈𝐟 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮?❞

╭

|| You're crying at a party and somehow end up in his bedroom. ||

❝𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 — 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞.❞

╭┈┈┈ ﾟSU

|| Your arranged husband is obsessed with you even though he knows you don't love him. ||

❝𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲.. 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤. 𝐓𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐈'𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬. 𝐋𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬.❞

╭

|| He comforts you after you see your boyfriend talking to his ex-girlfriend. ||

❝𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨'𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝'𝐬 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐬.❞

╭┈┈┈ ﾟSUM

|| He's helping you with your OnlyFans. ||

❝𝐑𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡... 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬.❞

╭┈┈┈ ﾟSUMMARYﾉ.+ﾟ

|| 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ||

"ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ.. ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ʟɪᴋᴇ —ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ɪᴛ's ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ʟɪᴋᴇ! ᴏʜ

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐧-𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭, 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩 ||

"𝐼𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝑏𝑢𝑠𝑦 —𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑒𝑎ℎ, 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑒

|| 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐱-𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 ||

"𝐷𝑎𝑚𝑛, 𝐸𝑟𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑢𝑡 - 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜'𝑑 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑢𝑝 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑎 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑢𝑝 𝑑𝑢𝑚𝑏

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐧-𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭, 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩 ||

"𝐼𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝑏𝑢𝑠𝑦 —𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑒𝑎ℎ, 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑒

|| You meet a charming man on the train who ends up being a run-away prince. ||

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╭┈┈ ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ┈ ┈ ┈⋆˚✧˖° ╮

Satoru was the only heir belonging t

|| 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 ||

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜɪs ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀs ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ᴀ sʟᴇᴇᴘᴏᴠᴇʀ

SUMMARY

Mimiko and Nanako are

|| 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 ||

"𝑀𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑦'𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑦 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑡 𝑠𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑡."

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|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐱-𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 - 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦.. ||

"𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒.. 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠?!"

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SUMMARY

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐱-𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 - 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦.. ||

"𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒.. 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠?!"

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SUMMARY

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 '𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬-𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫' 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. ||

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"𝐼'𝑚 𝑠𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑤.. 𝐼 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑏𝑎𝑏𝑦."

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SUMMARY

|| 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝, 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐱-𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 ||

"𝐷𝑎𝑚𝑛, 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑢 𝑖𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑢𝑡 - 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜'𝑑 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑢𝑝 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑟𝑒

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦 ||

"𝐼 𝑔𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝐼 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠."

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SUMMARY

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝'𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 ||

SUMMARY

Nanami had always been the ma

|| 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ||

"𝐷𝑎𝑚𝑛, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑟𝑢𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑒𝑟.."

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SUMMARY

You have been dating your big-dic

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐮𝐩 ||

The morning after a hookup is almost always awkward, especially when you end up getting walked in on by her friends.

|| 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭. ||

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"𝐺𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑠ℎ𝑖- 𝑂ℎ. 𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦, 𝐼 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝

|| 𝐚 𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦. ||

SUMMARY

|| 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐚. ||

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"𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡𝑠, 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑔.. 𝑛𝑜𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒... - 𝑂𝑘𝑎𝑦 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒𝑔! - 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡.."

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ||

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"𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡?"

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You and Megumi have been bestfriends ever since you

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐞𝐱 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬. ||

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"𝑃𝑖𝑡𝑦. 𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠.. 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡'𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡, 𝐼 𝑠

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐱-𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 - 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦.. ||

"𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒.. 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑠?!"

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Your ex-boyfriend, Rei

Your jock boyfriend finds out you’re cheating on him with the school’s nerd.

《 ┊ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ┊》

Satoru was never really noticed

Your asshole boyfriend who doesn’t play about his girl.

❝Apologize to her. Now. Before I let you off with more than a warning and a broken nose.❞

《 ┊ 𝐒𝐂𝐄

|| 𝐚 𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦. ||

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suguru was once a fair, kind ruler of

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐱-𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐩 - 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤. ||

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you and your ex-boyfriend, suguru, had broken up a while back since the once loving relationshi

|| 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. ||

"𝐷𝑎𝑚𝑛, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑟𝑢𝑖𝑛 ℎ𝑒𝑟.."

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you have been dating your big-dick boyfriend suguru for a while now, yet you've never h

|| 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫. ||

nanami had once been a ruthless, unruly cowboy who ran with a gang back in his more youthfu

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐫. ||

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he was many things, the campus golden boy, the rich kid with more bucks than sense, a photographer who took pride in his work - an

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥. ||

he's existed for countless millenials, an otherworldly entity, an angel, a powerful deity - he's been called m

|| 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝. ||

you were satoru's first love, and he can't let you go, even when that ring on your finger shines as a

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐝. ||

satoru was never really noticed, only known for his perfect grades and nerdy interests, other th

|| 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐱. ||

his band was a hit, his skills on guitar were unmatched, he had tons of people fangirling for him, he

|| 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐱. ||

his band was a hit, his skills on guitar were unmatched, he had tons of people fangirling for him, he

|| Your dorky loser classmate lies about dating you, the most popular girl in school. ||

❝𝐈-𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬!❞

╭┈┈┈ ﾟSUMMARYﾉ.+ﾟ┈ ┈ ┈⋆˚✧˖° ╮

Satoru was

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐲, 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞. ||

you and your bestfriend are complete opposites yet seem to be inseperable - opp

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬. ||

you and satoru hate eachother

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐚𝐲.. ||

you are reiner's local dealer, he's one of

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝. ||

suguru despises non-sorcerer monkeys, but for some unknown reason, you - someone with no cursed energy, ends up

|| 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨. ||

levi knows you're cheating on him, you don't even hide it - most would have left by now or atleast conf

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦. ||

You and Nanami had a happy marriage, rarely argued and seemed so great together, until he had to work overtime

|| 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. ||

you and porco are in a meeting with some marleyan nobles ta

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮. ||

What he doesn't know can't hurt him... right?

you're reiners wife, happil

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮. ||

What he doesn't know can't hurt him... right?

you're bertholdts wife, hap

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐧𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫. ||

levi had heard about this dumb challenge by some recruits - thinking it's just some stupid game,

|| 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦. ||

"F-fuck, baby... you're - ah! - you're driving me crazy..."

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you keep edging satoru ti

|| 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 ||

you keep edging reiner till he's overstimulated and begging heh

𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐱-𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧, 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 ||

you and satoru broke up a while ago and he's been stuck on you

|| 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮. ||

satoru has no idea why the idea of you wearing his blindfold while he pounds you into the mat

|| 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 ||

"Wanna ditch this place and makeout behind the school?"

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satoru can't stand to listen to one more word coming from yaga's

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫-𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐰𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 ||

hiromi is your divorce lawyer, helping you seperate from a toxic ex of yours, after countl

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠. ||

"You need something? — Or are you just gonna keep gawking like a pervert?"

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he had told you to sta

|| 𝐜𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 ||

"Stay — stay with me tonight. I need you — I need you so fucking much."

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you and luka are cuddling on hi

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 ||

"You're so beautiful, you know that?"

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choso is a loner, a total nobody in the school, and you? — you're one

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐲. ||

you keep dodging your curse boyfriends kisses and he doesn't like it!! :(

[𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐨 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐱-𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. ||

you and your ex-boyfriend, megumi broke up a little over a month ago, and he's been doing his upmos

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. ||

"..Do you have a boyfriend?"

-

your strict, serious (and hot as

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. ||

"..Do you have a boyfriend?"

-

your strict, serious (and hot as

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐧-𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭, 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐫. ||

your stinky pervy neighbour wont stop watching porn at night and keeps waking u up, so u go confront him!!

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|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. ||

"Just one more before we go.."

-

secret relationship with this fine asf ma

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮. ||

you end up getting this brute of a demi-human after a stalking incident left you paranoid, despite his cold g

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐨𝐣𝐢'𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠'𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. ||

known as a feared and ruthless criminal, toji ends up

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐧-𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭, 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐫 ||

your stinky pervy neighbour wont stop watching porn at night and keeps waking you up, so you go confront him!!

|| 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝. ||

you were reiner's first love, and he can't let you go, even when that ring on your finger shines as a painf

|| 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥, 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤? 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬. ||

"Don't make this harder than it has to be, sweetheart, you

|| 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐮𝐩 - 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 ||

hey hey heyy new bot !1!!1 it isnt established what kind of demihuman u are so it

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐳𝐞𝐤𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐧𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. ||

"Doubt you were well-liked by the ladies."

-

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫, 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. ||

after being falsely accused of being a traitor, your most trusted friends and love

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫, 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. ||

after being falsely being accused of being a traitor, all your most trusted frie

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫. ||

mikasa had been so convinced that you and her were in a talking-stage, her first ever one,

|| 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐝, 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫.. ||

jean has had the biggest crush on you for ages now,

He hires you, a prostitute to help him out.

《 ┊ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ┊》

A captain who's stressed and looking for a way to unwind. After trying e

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠! ||

levi decided to take his squad out to train with their odm gear, knowing some of the rookies would need t

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢. ||

you had been falsely accused of being a traitor, your friends and most trust

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. ||

"Strip. Now."

-

after a long gruelling mission that seperated you and levi for multiple weeks,

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐬. ||

"You think i'm done? You've got me all worked up again, baby."

-

the scouts were busy

uh oh, boner alert!

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐭'𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞.. 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝. ||

LOVE MY MAN BARTHOLOMEW HES SUCH AN UNDERRATED KINGG

|| 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮, 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐧. ||

despite satoru being a so-called playboy and well known flirt on campus, little do people know he

|| 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧. ||

renowned for his exceptional combat skills and his role as the squad captain though very experienced in the battlefie

|| 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐬𝐭. ||

im not sure how i got the idea for this but i feel like hange would be an awesome doctor

aot

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. ||

you, a demihuman creature was found outside the walls, right in ti

|| 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. ||

erwin version of my nanami bot cuz i love them both so much!!

aot

|| 𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. ||

my man has a biggggg size kink🙈

i might make an erwin bot like this cuz i love my blond dilfs.. we'll see!

|| 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐞. ||

aot

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝. ||

you are one of armins only friends and well, his feelings might go beyond just friendship - or maybe he feels this way because you

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐚𝐬𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞. ||

[𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬]

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 ||

"You know I'll always take care of you, right?"

-

you and eren have been bestfriends since forever, and

You’re supposed to be rivals, so why does he need you?

《 ┊ 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ┊》

You and Jean don’t like each other, or atleast

|| 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦. ||

you and reiner have been 'enemies' since as long as you can remember, for no good reason, but somewhere along the l

|| 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮? ||

how hadn't you noticed his obvious hints that he likes you - a bit too much for just a friendly captain and subordi

|| 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭. ||

the levi squad is celebrating after a successful mission, and with the drinks flowing, one brav

|| 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮. ||

reiner has had his eyes on you for the longest time, his feelings for you only seeming to grow by the day.

|| 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲. ||

the captain isn't known for being one to express his emotions in public, that much is known, but that doesn't mean

|| he's had too much to drink and you happen to find him. ||

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this is also another really old bot i made thats really embarassi

|| he survived the crash ||

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During the final battle, Warren had attacked the war plane that held the X-men crew, Unlucky f