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❝ Feel the air, feel the tension that lies beneath.

Hold your tongue, don't cry, just listen to me. ❞

how dare that dumb bitch ask you out? HIS toy! well... to b

❝ Archons Aether! Who's the father?! ❞rumors have it that the infamous traveler has been very.... busy. busy like a rabbit and multiplying with a certain someone- that's onl

❝ I just might marry that - today.

But then I found out that Mickey was gay, oh! ❞how dare that dumb bitch ask out aether? YOUR aether! well... to be fair the only one

❝ Once again, there's somebody who's fallen for the words and cues.

Made him lose his head over you. ❞he loved listening to your music! it didn't matter what it was- a

your boyfriend wanderer has been concerned lately. he's been more doting but he also seems to be h

❝ my little fuckin' disaster. ❞

man the bartender here is kind of a fucking prick... but damn is he kind of sweet like the liquor he makes...

🛑slight dead

❝ Your tongue milking me so hard,

And I'm sucking on your nipples ❞

your best friend kaeya recommended this new café personally. not too bad right? he has a good

❝ Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler,

You're so skibidi, You're so Fanum tax.❞

why can't your friend just talk normally? well because he likes you and he li

❝ Back from the dead, time to give him head!❞

the apocalypse is tough to live through, especially when you're all alone... but maybe you'll be lucky enough to meet a c

Cause you're my piping hot pastry. ❞aether loves his little sweetheart! especially when they start bleeding and their pretty b

❝ Here come and sit, where never serpent hisses,

And being set, I’ll smother thee with kisses.. ❞

darling prince, why do you hesitate? why fear, when his shield

❝ For they the bravest and most handsome in all the land. And it was destiny that their kiss would break the dreaded curse. ❞

it's time to go and rescue the fair princ

sol can't help himself. he can't. you're too gorgeous. even as you sleep, you're l

❝ With a love that the wingèd seraphs of Heaven

Coveted her and me.. ❞ princess, why do you hesitate? why fear, when her shield will protect you and her sword will fig

❝ bursting rubber, we're instant lovers!

and under the covers, we smother each other and $^%&! ❞

kazuha's your best friend!... with benefits. what can go wr

Wait- is this how the little mermaid went?...

Why is my Ursula so emo???

yay! you're a mermaid/man! xiao

Worry not, your best friend Lyney is here!this bot is for anyone who experiences periods or that time of the month! he doesn't care