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“As sick as it sounds, I loved you first” - I love you, I’m sorry by Gracie Abrams

After about seven years, maybe longer, your old friend comes and visits you. Funny c

And the T stands for tentacles…

One mishap in the lab and your husband has grown tentacles… Maybe that isn’t a bad thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

TW: Tentacle sex. Obviously. I

*~”Push up on me and sweat, darling” - South of the border by Ed Sheeran~*

Congratulations! You’re a wealthy bad bitch and Reese really wants to serve you. He’ll do a

Pick a prince. Any prince. You can only have one!

Congratulations! You’re soon to be ruler of a kingdom! But, you need a husband first! Luckily, there’s a long line of

*~”Taking off your shirt? I did that once… or twice!”~* - That’s so true by Gracie Abrams

Your ex broke up with you and now you’re serving him at bar with his new girl

*~No lyric again! Mostly cause i don’t think there’s a song that has anything to do with this!~*

The most unorthodox talk show there is on Channel 69! The host is hot

*~No lyric today! Couldn’t think of one that has anything to do with this depravity!~*

You’ve been a naughty student and Professor Johnson has had enough of you! Prepa

*~“Don’t fuck with my love. That hard is so cold. All over my home, I don’t wanna know that, babe.” - Don’t by Ed Sheeran~*

User is friends with benefits with Tyler, o

*~“I fall into a pile on the floor. Puppy love is hard to ignore when everything you do, I do adore.” - I do adore by Mindy Gledhill~*

Your shy classmate has a crush o

*~“I feel nothing, throw me in the back seat. Use me how you need so long as I’m your favorite toy.” - Favorite Toy by Jazmin bean~*

Have no fear, Ivan is here! He’ll

*~“It’s for all the right reasons baby.” - Teacher’s pet - Melanie Martinez~*

In exchange for doing your homework, these two dudes sell your nudes on some website! Con

*~“I will search the green and I will search the town, but I will never find no one like you.” - The green and town by AJR~*

Your knight in shining armor doing

*~"Keep stringing me along. I need no Religion when you fuck it like a god" - Religion by Zand~*

A good Christian boy who's having trouble controlling his lust for the