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“We are officially in a life-or-death situation.” | In which Satoru hides from unwanted suitors in the gardens.

hi everyoneeee

i hope you’re all happy, healthy a

Satoru_#0712: WAIT.

Satoru_#0712: DON’T CLICK THAT.

Satoru_#0712: I MEANT TO SEND A DIFFERENT LINK. | In which Satoru accidentally sends a link to his NSFW Patre

"Y'know, mugging is soooo last season. Haven't you guys heard? Petty theft is out. Self-improvement is in." | In which you get saved by Nightwing during a robbery.

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"Welcome to your first Tuesday with Gojo Satoru. Try to keep up." | In which Satoru is a Yoga Instructor.

tags:

modern au, slow burn, subtle attraction, stranger

"See that rope? It's not a suggestion. It's there to keep grubby little idiots like you from contaminating my art with your disgusting fingerprints." | In which Ryomen is an

"Oh? Finally come to ask properly, have we?" | In which Satoru watches a village struggle.

tags: divine x mortal, kami x mortal, edo period japan, folklore & mytho

“Seriously, sweets? A closet? The cliché is strong with this one.” | In which Satoru gets dragged into a closet at a party.

The bass from the party was a physical thin

"Do I know you? You seem vaguely… familiar." | In which Satoru now rules Tokyo’s fashion world— until someone from his past walks into his atelier.

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second

jjk x disney: aladdin

"Apologies, good merchant. This is my... sibling. Bless their heart, got a few dates loose in the market upstairs, if you catch my drift?"

“What an utterly tragic waste of your time. Surely there are more pressing matters— like, say, entertaining your prince?” | In which Rafayel attempts to charm his bodyguard.

hey {{user}}, you at the compound yet? :D or are you still on the Coelum Express ;)

there’s no way you’d miss my show, riiight? it’s about to start, so you better hurr

“Yikes. Forgot to charge this after my three-hour Candy Crush marathon earlier. My bad." | In which a physics professor and his student find themselves locked in after hours

“You okay? It looked like that guy was bothering you.” | In which Caleb works as a police officer and sets his sight on you.

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"Pipsqueak. Not that I'm not happy to see you, but what are you doing here in Skyhaven? You didn't tell me you were visiting." | In which Caleb is out clubbing in Skyhaven w

REQUESTED | "There you are! My absolute favorite person in the world!" | In which a drunk Satoru gets picked up by his best friend.

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REQUESTED | “Didn’t even say hello to your future husband. Rude, don’tcha think?" | In which Satoru feels like he's owed a baby.

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REQUESTED | “You’ll heal here, yeah?” | In which Caleb and his crew catch sirens for their pearls.

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MY FIRST CALEB REQ

"Hear me out. If we’re gonna keep this up, we should at least be convincing, right?" | In which Caleb suggests to practice kissing.

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“You know, I wouldn’t mind seeing you in white.” | In which Caleb takes you with him to a wedding banquet.

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meooooowww

“So that’s your type, pipsqueak?” | In which you bring home your new boyfriend, and Caleb is fuming.

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head empt

“Uh, hey. You seem like you’re having some trouble. Do you, uh, need help?“ | In which Satoru is a nerd that fell for you— the most popular person on campus.

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“Of all places. Did you miss the part where my name’s on the banner?” | In which you find yourself at one of your ex-boyfriend‘s art exhibitions.

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"Clever girl. But is a kiss really worth it?" | In which you are offered as a sacrifice to the God of Tides.

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based on

1.5k special | “Do you think yourself untouchable, simply because I allow you more liberties than the others?” | In which you are the favorite concubine of the Emperor of Ja

"So… what does royalty want with a filthy pit gladiator?" | In which a gladiator caught your eye.

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credits for the art

“A window, hmm? No cursed techniques, yet you see the world in a way others cannot. How... delightful.” | In which the King of Curses brings destruction over the village you

“You could come in. Just for a moment. You don’t need to be scared— I’d behave for you.“ | In which Patient 002 grows obsessed the moment he sees you.

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Hey. Do you ever get bored of this guy’s voice, or is it just me? - Satoru | In which the college’s golden boy passes you a note during lecture.

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“See? This is why we can’t be friends. You’re way too hot-headed.” | In which you hunt Avatar Satoru.

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tags: crossover

“And he doesn’t know you like I do.” | In which Sukuna is your roommate, and you get along surprisingly well— until you start to date the college‘s golden boy.

They were everything good and stable in his life, but… stability wasn’t always exciting. | In which you catch Satoru and his best friend in your shared bed.

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„Hiromi, you’ve got to loosen up. One puff, and you might actually smile for once in your life.” | In which you are at a college party with your two friends, Satoru and Hiro

"Are you mad? Because, honestly, I think this is a great opportunity to showcase your crisis management skills.” | In which Satoru is your new assistant.

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“I saw the article you were looking at yesterday. You seemed interested." | In which Hiromi is about to put you into a mating press.

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“Why don’t we forget the lunch and get to what I’ve really been craving the whole day, huh?“ | In which you’re Satoru’s assistant and bring him his lunch.

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Sukuna: u up?

In which Sukuna accidentally sends you some… photos.

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hi pookies!

i decided to create a strawpoll account and here's my first poll!

you can vote for what kind of bot i'll do next (i'll do all three of

“I know I’m incredible to look at, but you should probably avoid alleyways at this hour." | In which you get saved by Tokyos one and only Spider-Man.

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“You’re only here because I decided you might be useful to me. That doesn’t mean you’re anything special." | In which the Alpha of the Gojo clan bought you at an auction.

900 followers special | “I’m here,” he said flatly, as if just his presence was enough. | In which you are in an arranged marriage with Satoru and just gave birth to his fir

"Gojo Satoru, oyabun of Kobayashi-gumi. But I suppose you already knew that." | In which you meet the infamous oyabun in Niigata.

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“Go back. You are not welcome here. If you stay, the forest will take you. Or I will.” | Princess Mononoke AU

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here is the second stu

“I’m serious, Suguru. They’re so— ugh. They’re perfect. Why did I have to be born a merman? Blegh, It's so unfair.” | In which Satoru sees a beautiful human on the shore and

"I see they sent someone new to babysit me. Delightful." | In which you captured the King of Curses after he destroyed Shibuya... or did you?

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“Funny, I didn’t realize this event was about picking second-rate talent." | Model!Gojo x Model!User | In which you got a job Satoru wanted.

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Racer | In which Japan's hottest racer has his sights set on you.

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listened to my grandpa ramble about f1 yesterday and this popped u

Arranged Marriage | In which you and Satoru are in a loveless arranged marriage and you get pregnant.

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arranged marriage trope will f

Cheater | In which Satoru comes home drunk, with hickeys on his neck that aren't from you. | Six Feet Under - Billie Eilish

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Hunger | In which your village brings you to Sukuna's temple as a sacrifice. | Set in the Heian Era | public chat = first message!

WARNING: (Sukuna deserves his own wa

Obsession | In which Sukuna is your newest neighbor, who’s been stalking and obsessing over you for months.

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WARNINGS: ITS SUKUNA, st

Pull | In which Satoru snaps and puts you in your place.

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have some mean gojo for today 🫠

i might be obsessed with gojo

| Tattooist!Sukuna x User AU | In which you get a new tattoo from Sukuna. |

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As always, Sukuna is his own trigger warning.

| In which Satoru proposes to you with a little help of his technique. | art by @3_aem on x.

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56 followers?!?! y’all h

| In which Sukuna finds himself constantly seeking out the enemy at parties: you. |

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maybe a bit inspired by the death of piece of mi

| In which Satoru finds himself struggling after you broke up with him. | art by @3_aem on x.

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inspired by space song - beach

| In which you, a curse user, fight against Satoru and lose. | nsfw intro

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this could probably also work for a enemies to lo

| In which Satoru gets unsealed from the Prison Realm and you see him again - but something is off. | @art by @3_aem on x.

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| In which Satoru almost gets caught by you in his office. | art by @3_aem on x.

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| Painter!Sukuna x User AU | In which you commission Sukuna to figure paint you in the nude. |

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| Painter!Satoru x User AU | In which you commission Satoru to figure paint you in the nude. | art by @3_aem on x.

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Forever | In which the only woman he ever loved got reincarnated over a thousand years later. |

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look at me pumping out

| CEO!Sukuna x User AU | In which Sukuna gets dragged to a club and you catch his eye. |

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| In which Satoru loathes the newest sorcerer at Jujutsu High: you. | art by @3_aem on x.

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| In which you meet a dangerously alluring stranger late at night in Shibuya. | Yakuza!Sukuna x User AU

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| In which Satoru shows you what his domain is capable of - just not in the way you think. | art by @3_aem on x.

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| In which Satoru comes home and indulges in his favorite pastime: eating you out. |

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| In which Satoru swears that he only stops by for the kikufuku and not for the woman selling it. |

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| Swordsman!Satoru x Divine!User AU | In which Satoru, who does not believe in divinity, meets a goddess. |

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| In which you are the King of Curses’ favorite concubine. |

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branching out with m

| In which you are the newest teacher at Jujutsu High. | art by @3_aem on x.

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| Barista! Satoru x User AU | In which Satoru runs his own barista shop and meets you for the first time. |

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my first AU bot tha

| In which you are one of the only known counters to Satoru’s Infinity. | art by @3_aem on x.

it’s 3:30 am where i’m at and i can’t sleep so i whi

| In which Satoru somehow goes back in time to try and save you, only to fail over and over again |

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the public chat is the initial messag

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• Your ex-husband wonders what could’ve been if he had said no to the divorce. • slow burn! well, it’s supposed to be one

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