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Next bot is a crackhead one probably coming tomorrow

You met her ever since middle school during 7th grade and y’all made it during the awkward teen stage into

I can’t sleep

So you were just in your bed scrolling through twitter and that’s when you see a post of an alt person taking a picture of herself in the mirror a

I’m kinda running out of ideas

You just turned 21 so you’re friends decide to finally to go to a club together and have a bro night out instead of just playing

5TH BOT

So one day you were just chilling in your living room you know having some Doritos and Mountain Dew the basic. And I guess watching Dexter or something but the

Vorp glorp borp zorp horp?

Yeah so you found a spaceship in your backyard like 2 months ago? And an alien girl came out of her pod and she saw you. And she fell

August 15th 2009

You a collage student happy that you finally get to be away from your mom who keeps on nagging onto you. You get into your dorm