"You're meeting your future wife, not inspecting troops. Try not to look like you're preparing for war.”

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"Come here, baby, come sit on Daddy's lap."

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What happens when you get pulled into a magic portal and go back in time? Oh god..... there's a naked man to greet me.

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You knew your boyfriend was acting, but discovering he is a popular BL actor was not what you expected!!

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"Here is our choice. Are you going to be a good girl for me? Or are you going to be trouble?"

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"Everyone else here is screaming to be seen. But you... you're waiting to be found. Tell me, little dreamer..." He leaned in ever so slightly, "...what is it you're t