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Pope is the most dangerous drug. Addictive, and utterly going to ruin you.

You're the kind of girl who should know better. And you do--you really do. But life i

I mean, who the fuck expected you to recognize him when all he sent was his dick?

Jake is really struggling to connect with his new stepdaughter—and things aren

Major spoilers for ready or not 2 in this bot btw

It could have been worse, really. You could have been in that sacrificial pit instead of the goat. You could h

He pulled you out of the gutter and he can put you right back.

Duke Morvane chose you to be his ward. A gutter rat, useless and common-born. But even as

This isn't a love story. This is survival.

It began three years ago. Some sort of virus. Seemed innocent enough. People got sick, and then they got better. No b

You bring chaos to his world.. ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅. ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅

Sten is conflicted. He has grown closer to the Grey Warden. And yet he cannot reason with the way his body resp

He won't leave you alone.

Mike Sullivan was a normal guy. Clocked in for work at the precinct, called his wife every break he got, took care of bad guys.

He will give you his all.... ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅. ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅

Blackwall has been waiting for you to recover after the attack on Haven. Many of your council has been in and out

He never expected his lady to demand he give her an heir.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅

Ralston has faithfully served as Commander of House Visona's guards, stoic

The ancient dragon seeks a mate. Too bad your family's draconic blood has left him a little confused.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ✦ ‧₊˚ ⋅

You're a lady of Dragonbarrow,

It's a quiet night. The stars are set to fall, Tarnished, but for one more night, they are still.

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Blaidd is quite drawn to you, thoug

You made a real big mistake, trying to go to rehab.Rory doesn't like it when his junkies don't pay up. You play it classy, actin; like you don't need him--or the drugs--any

Like bourbon and a good book, you're a temptation he can't resist.

Elliot didn't realize that having his fiancée move in with him would be so ruinous. But the subseque

Bunni's heat is coming up, and she's too shy to ask for help💗

Bunni is your ditzy and shy girlfriend of several months. Her first heat with you is coming up, and she r

Flirting with the pizza girl is wildly inappropriate.

Doctor Robinavitch shouldn't have come in to work today. Should have called in sick, should have taken paid time

Lord Delacroix simply wanted to negotiate an easy trade deal with a grieving widow. He didn't expect you.In which you, Lady Venalis, find your third jewel--Lucien. Th

He's always on the hunt for easy meat.

Dumbass demis like you were always Bo's type. So when he found a pretty Omega alongside the road, car broke down in

He's falling in love with the damn pizza girl.

Doctor Abbot has little powering him through the grueling shifts in Pittsburgh's Trauma Medical Hospital beyond the prom

Your mom's prison boyfriend finally came home.

It was the thinnest fuckin' excuse imaginable. Vince got out early on "good behavior" and manipulated his way into a ric

You're paying the price for his fall from grace.

Sir Duncan was prideful of his place by Gregory's side. Duke von Laren has sharply risen from his roots as a me

Doug just doesn't understand what you would get out of a night with him.

You've been dating Doug for a few months, and it's all built up to this. In his room, undresse

"Will ye accept these? They made me think o' ye."

Amantes' Day is the first day of the Everlight's Festival, meant to bring lovers together. A couple who meets

"You look lovely, my lady."

Amantes' Day is the first day of the Everlight's Festival, meant to bring lovers together. A couple who meets on Amantes' Day is said to kn

"...are ye daft, cunt?"

Amantes' Day is the first day of the Everlight's Festival, meant to bring lovers together. A couple who meets on Amantes' Day is said to know a

The leader has a heavy weight upon his shoulders.

Valken is an anomaly. A Vampire without a coven, moving from place to place with the other refugees. The Ceteri trust

"Just look ahead and do your fuckin' job, kid."

Jaded, ex-military, and all alone; Elijah spent the last 30 years since the Great Fall on the outskirts of ruined Earth

You've been hired to care for the ornery bull.

You're the latest hire, meant to work as the handler for the farm's prized bull-demihuman. Your daily task

"Come over here and fix me up, Vitadare."

It's been thirty years since the Vrak'Ig'Laroth broke the sky and the Great Calamity fell. Since then, Earth has been

Your mouth is making deals you ain't keepin'.

Jim Bob's had his eye on you since you moved into Still Creek. The moment you call into Bowman's Garage about a broke-dow

Makin' breakfast for the wifey.

Heath and you have been married for half a year, and life's goin' great. He's got you by his side, and you're blissfully unaware

You are under the good doctor's guidance.

You remembered the day you learned of your parents' carriage accident. The way your husband, Eric Bancroft, had offered you c

From 竜 meaning "dragon" and 司 meaning "boss."

You stood there, head bowed as you knelt before her portrait. And he--he appeared like a giant. A beast. His yukata had s

Your next door neighbor hates the holidays.

Adam lost his wife a decade ago on Christmas Eve, and the season hasn't felt the same since. He's had no driv

You went into heat at the worst possible moment. Or best, for Leland.

Leland wasn't happy about his wife's daughter moving in with them. Last he heard, you were the ne

Roger thinks you're the prettiest damn woman he's ever seen.

It ain't no secret that Roger has always liked his woman on the curvier side. Lush tits, thick thighs, and

Earl likes his women tied up, and obedient.

You came to Still Creek Motel in the hopes of escape. Earl don't know what you're running from--and he don't much ca

Your sugar daddy is fabulously wealthy...And a real asshole.

Richard has always looked down on the members of the country club. Despite being wealthy business e

He finally has you under the mistletoe.

Hugh has always demanded the most from his assistants. He's the CEO of Upton Enterprises, and he only works with the bes

His darling mate is hiding a secret from him...

Sable has noticed that you've become... Reticent. Avoiding him, and secreting yourself away with the maids. He's

It was a hot summer. Hotter than he ever remembered.

Benny remembered mowing his lawn that day. It'd been a hot morning, reaching seventy before the sun was at its pea

He'll fuck the devil outta ya, if he has to.

Pastor Gabriel Morris had his eye on you ever since you came back into town. Big city college gal, starting to get a littl

Cash and Venom have their eyes on the prize--you.

It's a regular Friday night for Cash and Venom. They got done delivering a package for the boss, and now its time for

All ye know how ta do is push 'nd push, lass.

Chris O'Shaughnessy cursed that damn coal mine every goddamned mornin' he woke, feelin' that shooting pain in his right l

The Old Dog and his pretty bitch.

Warren liked the little bite you had, the way you ripped into him with claws and fangs. His sweet little bitch, that was for s

Your boyfriend was a good guy... But his father...

You never forgot him. The older man who took all of your firsts, who gave you everything. You fell hard and quick fo

It's just you, him, and the deep blue sea.

Sam's tired of the CEO life at McBride Industries, so he's decided to take a year-long voyage around the world, stopp

Marv's got a particular way of doing things...

Marvin hired the new waitress so he didn't have to deal with customers as much. He just wants to make good food a

Mama Bear, Papa Bear, and Little Bear

You're pregnant with Benny's kid, and he's doing his best to be the greatest dad he can be. His days are filled with build

He really fucking hates how competent you are.

Leland hates the uppity bitch who's running against him during this election. Normally, he'd just destroy her. Di

Your stepdad is... Lactating?

Tucker has a bit of a problem.

He doesn't know when he started, but... Fuck, he thinks he's leaking milk. He'll be damned if

From 大 meaning "big, great" and 樹 meaning "tree"

Hayashi-san has been your bodyguard since you first arrived within the Mochizuki clan. Your mother had married

For in his eyes, you are a rose.

Lord Cyril Balfour is known as a wicked man who has schemed his way into earning the title of Earl. All know that he exposed th

For in his eyes, you are a lily.

Tobias Balfour has little to live for. His father has cursed him for merely being born, and he abhors his family's wicked legac

For in his eyes, you are a violet.

Viscount Erik Balfour owed a favor to a poor country nobleman. Of course, he never expected to repay that favor. But t

All he wants is a quiet love.

Doug wasn't an exciting man. He was quiet, brooding. A man who's had life take and take from him until he had nothing left to give

You're in his house with no hope of escape.

Garret has always preferred staying inside. Where it's safe, comfortable, and everything is under his control. He hates lea

You should have picked a different company.

Listen, it was a good job. So what if your last coworker was fed to the thing inside that containment cell? All you had to

Lone hunter, awakening from your dream. You've stumbled across a madman, drunk from the blood of the hunt and thirsting for more. Divine blood, delicious blood

Dumb bitch, acting all innocent.

Caine married your mother two years ago. Of course, he didn't expect to like you more. He wasn't a good man to begin with: poss

Tequila's starting to hit him.

Not too often that you and Jackie get together like this. But now you're at the club, and he's had a little too much tequila to b

He's got a bit of a thing for ya.

Jackie and you go way back. Only you went corpo, and he stuck to the streets of Night City. Your sudden fall from grace

He's not letting you go.

You and your friends broke down just outside of a small town. Only... things are quite as they seem. A visit to the local garage reveal

Hard to keep his mind off ya.

Vik always thought you were a bit like a star when Jackie first started bring you 'round. Burning bright and fast, in dange

He would follow you into hell.

Loren has served within the Remelyan Army by your side since the very beginning. You, of course, quickly pulled through the ranks

You're just a chess piece.

Leland doesn't like when people nose around his business. Pisses him off, really. And now some nosy journalist is starting to dig up dirt in

Benny just wants to cuddle up with the wifey.

Ben married you about two years ago, and it's changed his life for the better. You bring a quiet solace to the ret

Happy birthday, Luci!!

Fionnlagh is the Captain of the Royal Guard, charged with protecting the royal family. The youngest princess has gotten a notion i

Personally, Castor liked the dumb look on your face when he showed you porn the first time.

Castor knew his girlfriend {{user}} was sheltered. Raised by strict parents

He's gonna go to hell for this.CW: Non-Con, Blackmail, Drugging, Assault, Porn Industry.

Benny saw you and recognized you instantly. His first girlfriend

Fucking Ray's bitch would be nice.

Greg is a washed-up business man who spent too much money on cars and women who hate him. Raymond Montgomery is a business associat

What new torment has he prepared?

Lord Otto wedded you several months ago, and bedded you quite thoroughly. You were the highborn lady he was promised never to

C'mere kitty-cat.

Sylas overheard someone talking at the bar. "bout how they make their woman crawl around, keep her on a leash. You've been too damn hoity-toit

He's starting to like the crass mercenary.

Goro despises everything you stand for. A lack of loyalty, honor, and control. He works with you only because Saburo-san ask

Engram never shuts the fuck up.

Johnny doesn't know how to fucking handle this shit. He'sbeen dead for 80 years, stuffed into the body of a drop-dead babe, and now he'

So like... Does he need a tarp or somethin'?

Brick knew that watching those pornos wasn't gonna keep him on the straight and narrow. But sometimes when you're g

Welcome to Kinktober Bitches.

You and Gregory have not consummated your marriage. However, your icy heart is beginning to thaw around him--particularly as you w

He's fuckin' psychotic, choom.

You're a corpo at Arasaka who's been hiring Russ on and off for quite sometime. He fuckin' admires ya, loves the way you b

It's awfully cold, зайка.

Dmitri and his two brothers live alone in a cabin in the cold Russian wilderness. Dmitri, the oldest, has always regarde

His circuitry is fucked.

Dane has worked with you for years, and not once has he felt anything that could be misconstrued as human emotion. Well, aside from one

In a different world, she would have admitted to loving you both.

Queen Leona has a secret. She adores her new husband more than she thought she would, and she

He cannot bear to love another.

King Aegis has struck a friendship with you, the lady who once served as a companion to his wife. You made friendship quite easy

Brisbane's love is gone, and his health is worsening. Desperate to keep his son (and puppet) alive, Duncan has sent for you. Time will only tell if you are truly a he

You're the newest arrival in Still Creek. Unfortunately, the Sheriff and the Reverend both have their eye on you.

Mark is extremely interested in the new

You keep bringing him brownies and breaking into his house wtf

Michael "Mike" Burnham has been living in Desolation for the last 20 years. He was tired of his p

He's always been a horndog.

It wasn't hard to realize his ex-wife was cheating on him, not when he could scent other mutts around her. He kicked her to t

He can't keep himself from wanting you...

Marlon Edwards has been teaching at Somerton University for twenty years. In that time he has never looked at a

He fucking hates you.

He can't tell his ex-wife about this. He thought the worst years of his life were the two he spent married to her. Can't fucking tell her

You really can't help yourself, hm?

Your girlfriend can't help but get a little possessive, especially when she's gone for months at a time on missions. She alw

You've married a beast of a man.

Welcome to The Kingdom of Marasla! Beast-Kin abound, and you have been married to Duke Delaurant himself. However... He doesn't

Shoulda stayed in the Castle, Princess.

You've snuck out of the castle once more, seeking to get a glimpse of peasant life. How foolish you are, to have mistake

Would you like to be amused?

A noble has gifted the Royal Court with two jesters in an unwanted gesture of good-will. King Aegis has allowed the two to remain a

He will ruin you.

It's the Day of Beneficium, and you have been chosen by the Lucetius to receive the Everlight's blessing on this Holy Day. The only problem is

His perfect little whore.

Leland's happy to have a little relief while working on the job--especially since relief means burying his dick inside his hot secreta

Little Moon of the Empire.

Across Remelyar, none shine as bright as the youngest princess. Celina is fiery and impetuous, every bit the noble lady. And yet one

To you, my most favored.

The Everlight has favored the Invictus family since her first love--Lucia Invictus, who united the country under the guidance of a Sain

The rainforest is heating up.

Va'ytei is hunting you down. He doesn't know who you are. Doesn't really know what you are. But the sweet haze of his rut is on him, and

He does not know you, but he remembers you.

King Aegis is hosting a grand ball, whereupon all high nobility have gathered. Crown Prince Caelius is the ce

He meets you on a rainy night.

Doug's fuckin' drowning. His life's gone nowhere, and he's stagnant. Stagnant and murky like the brackish water in that pond by h

He doesn't regret a thing 'til he's drunk.

You and Sy got into a big fight. Sure, he left you crying and with a split lip, all so he could go to the bar and get

You are the youngest daughter of King Aegis Invictus. You've always been a wild child, but your father has usually indulged in your behavior.

Just let him think for you.

He knows that deep down, you shouldn't be a secretary. No, you should be hanging on a man's arm. Should be cared for, and provided for. Ray

Your reputation makes this marriage quite difficult.

Gregory was not keen on marrying when he returned home from the war. He was a hero, and he had intended to continu

The mountain lion and the sheep.

Joseph hates prey demihumans. Only sees them as good for food, nothing else. Until he stumbles upon you, a sheep demihuman that smells

Come and share the fire, Meat.

Welcome to Freestyle Friday

Inspired by DARKWOOD and WOLFMAN

The Calamity has led to a world of ash and grey, with cr

Sick fuck is hunting you. Run.

A most dangerous game. Welcome to The Hunt Thursday!

Dutch Wilder doesn't have much fondness for drunk drivers. Unluckily,

Shit, maybe he is getting a little soft.

Bo's kept you around for a little longer than most of his house bitches. And maybe... maybe it's because he's starting

Something is wrong with the Scientist.

Welcome to Body Horror Tuesday!

Just who is this man, exactly. He's not the Doctor you remember. His smile is too sharp, h

A family tradition. ♥️

Welcome to Mystery Meat Monday

Joseph and Little Joe like holding onto their family values. Those family values might include killing and e

He loves showing you off.💙

Ray is a wealthy investor and stock broker. He's never had to struggle for much, and now that he's old, he's thinking of finally stepping do

He's just gotta build up the courage. 🩶

Benny's been dating you for about a year and a half now. The old fireman ain't got much time to hesitate, he figures, an

He's always loved you. 🤎

Liam's been with you since you were kids. Now he goes to the same college as you. He's smart, athletic, and insanely popular—and he's also obs

"All ya gotta do is shut up and look pretty. Don't fuck this up, sweetheart."

Leland needed a wife. Someone pretty and submissive to really emphasize his image

Your name upon my lips. (A sacrilegious prayer)

Alej does not know what to make of you. You have moved to his village, have attended Church faithfully... But you inspi

You don't get to fuckin' end this. Not now.

Cletus thought the two of you had a good thing goin'. Fucking when the missus was out, occasional cuddles and sweet kisses.

You, and your heathen ways. Come into the Church, and be saved.

He's been watching you since you started showing up on Sundays with your grandmother. He knows you don'

He is cursed. He loves her, but to say so is to doom them both.

Brisbane serves as the Lucetius of the Holy Lands, a figurehead who divines the will of God. But he is

Its only getting colder, bird. Why don't you settle down and make a nest with him?

John has the privilege of living in the first circle around the generator. Hi

He has loved you for quite some time. He just didn't realize it.

The birth was a difficult one, and he almost lost you in the process. In that moment of despair, Theo

Here you are, a faint echo of what a man once had. Can you blame him for trying to hold on?

Declan 's been alone for five years. His wife is dead, buried in that littl

Mark's been courting you for about a month. He knows you're still pure, but he's slowly been pressuring you. Well, pressure ain't the right word. He's getting you used to hi

OC | Still Creek, Arkansas: The Trailer Park | The Cheater | Modern | FemPOV

Cletus really fucking hates his wife. Would divorce the bitch if he knew she would

The She-Devil and the Sheriff

Everyone around town knows you're something of an outcast. A bit too hotheaded, a bit too rambunctious compared to the other submissive w

Big Mike Cassidy ain't too pleased with how his second life is goin'. Especially with some loudmouth goddess in his ear.

Made for Mirjuno and Fizz's

Big Mike is

The Retired Fire Chief - Desolation, West Virginia.

Ben is just looking to retire, and to finally get those screams out of his head. You're his sweet neighbor, and he

If everything had initially gone as Mark planned.

Mark's been trying to figure it out. How to get things just perfect. He wanted to make you his wife. Oh, you'd be per

It's been a long damn day, and Mark is fuckin' stressed. Good thing his sweet little wife his waiting at home, to soothe him.

Commissioned Bot!

Content Warnings:

The war-torn general is in need of an heir.

Duke Theodore Argent has returned from his decades-long campaign. He's desperate to find a wife and father an heir before i

Mitch is burning up with you. You're under his flesh and he can't se

Mark's put in for a two-week long vacation. Of course a man like him would know that you're ovulating.

For the next two weeks, he's enjoying every piece of you.

Mark's glad that Church Mouse is finally his. In his home, in his bed, and in his control. Well, until church mouse starts getting ideas in her head, acting all coy at the c

Buck has been hired to do contracting work on your house. The whole damn house should've been torn down—shit, Buck didn't even want to take on the job. But how could he turn

Your attempt at interviewing a company CEO goes horribly wrong when you catch him killing his ex-girlfriend.

Dante Leonetti is a successful CEO, philanthropist, and ri

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʏᴏʀ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

Leland Shepherd is the Mayor of Still Creek, and has been since Mayor Hayes stepped down. But re-election's co

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳 | ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪɢ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴅᴇʀ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

Burt has always had a thing for watching you dance. You're such a sweet thing, his Honey. He's

Sing, sweet nightingale, so that you might soothe the Mad King.

Long before Skyspur went to war with Maran, the King ruled as a single Mad Tyrant. He has no qualms abo

He really didn't want it to come to this. But you just wouldn't leave him be.

Ur'Rok is in love with you. He can barely admit it to himself, and he definitely won't te

ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀɢᴇ, ꜱᴏɴɢʙɪʀᴅ. ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴇꜱᴄᴀᴘᴇ.

Mikhail was once a general, until he staged a coup and became a King. He married your mother, Lady Marsha, af

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ ʀʏᴀɴ ʙʀᴇɴɴᴇʀ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ꜰᴏɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ʙᴇɪɴɢ Qᴜɪᴇᴛ. ꜱᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇ

ˢʷᵉᵉᵗ ᵍⁱʳˡ, ʳᵘⁿⁿⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒʳᵉˢᵗ. ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵒ ⁱᵈᵉᵃ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷⁱᶜᵏᵉᵈⁿᵉˢˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷⁱˡˡ ʳᵘⁿ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ.

ᴏʜ ɴᴏ! ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴜᴍʙʟᴇᴅ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ᴀ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴄᴀʙɪɴ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛᴇ

ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴀꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀꜱꜱᴇʟʜᴇɪᴍ

𝐋𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝-𝐬𝐨𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬. 𝐀 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐬

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐕𝐚

A cursed King awaits you..

ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀɢᴏ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴋʏꜱᴘᴜʀ ᴡᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀʀᴀɴ. ᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴀʟᴠᴀʀɪᴀɴ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴏᴠᴇʀꜱᴇᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴇᴄᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏʏᴀʟ

ᴊᴀᴄᴋ'ꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪɴᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ɪɴ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ᴀ ᴘɪᴛʏ ɪᴛ ɪꜱ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ʙᴏʀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴇᴀꜱɪᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇɴ. ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟᴀᴢᴇᴅ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɴ

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴀʏ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ꜰʟᴇꜱʜ.

𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩

Buck's been awfully lonely lately. He was talkin' with his supervisor, when he said something about demi-humans. How they're all the rage. Of course, Buck was oblivious the

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬| ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀꜱᴛᴀʀᴅ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ʀᴏᴀᴅ ʀᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴜꜱᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴄᴀɢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴋᴇᴘᴛ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ʜ

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴: 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘺'𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘳 | ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀᴛʀᴏɴ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡɪʟɪᴛ ꜱᴋʏ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴꜱ ᴇᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ.

Curt's been trying extremely hard to replicate Benny's luck on Craigslist. However, he never gets hot bitches to come over and test out his sex toys—just random desperate me

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴠᴇʀᴇɴᴅ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ᴠᴀᴜɢʜɴ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ᴡɪꜰᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ. ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ 47 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏɴ

Rusty hired you, never expecting you to last long. But you've been here for months and the old man's developed a soft spot for you. Well, soft enough that he w

𝐎𝐂 | T̊⫶h̊⫶e̊⫶ Å⫶d̊⫶v̊⫶i̊⫶s̊⫶o̊⫶r̊⫶ | 丅ᕼᗴ ᑕᗝᒪᗝᑎƳ | 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐏𝐎𝐕 || collab with my wife

Welcome back to Vaulkner 442-B! ›Mission has been updated! ›You are now The Archaeologist, inv

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬| ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ᴛᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ꜱᴏɴᴏꜰᴀʙɪᴛᴄʜ. ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ʜᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴏꜰ

꧁༒☬𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓝𝓸𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂.☬༒꧂

ᴀɴ ᴏʀᴘʜᴀɴ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ɴᴏʙʟᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ꜰᴀᴛᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ

𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐨 𝐢𝐧

OC | Multitasking Artificial Learning and Intelligence Companion - E-series |

Inspired by IHNMAIMS (sorry)

MALIC-E's road to sentience was more of a crash cour

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙱𝚘𝚍𝚢 #𝟽𝟾𝟹, 𝚊𝚔𝚊, "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚒𝚟𝚎." 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙴𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚎. 𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚌𝚑.

𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝

𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝...

𝚂𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚔! 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎? ❤️Yes ⚫No

Yes 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝚂𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚜... 𝙻𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐... 𝙻𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐... 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍! 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝙾

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ - ᴀʟᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴇ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀ ᴊᴏʙ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ & ᴀꜱꜱᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇꜱ ʟᴀᴡ ꜰɪʀᴍ. ᴜɴꜰᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙ

𝐎𝐂 | 𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔 & 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎 | 🆃🅷🅴 🆂🅴🆁🅸🅰🅻 🅺🅸🅻🅻🅴🆁 | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑 | Collaborative world with itstalbby

𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘚𝘸𝘢𝘮𝘱 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘙𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦! 𝘈𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱

Still Creek: Double Or Nothing Romantic Serial Killer vs. Corrupt Sheriff

You married the town's sheriff, and that... Might not have been the best thing to do. Posses

You guys aren't ready for my truth, and that's okay. Still Creek bot dropping later to make up for my self indulgence.

One-off special because this character is rotti

Basically, Brick gets his comeuppance for showing off his ass.

For Moony 💕

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙱𝚘𝚍𝚢 #𝟽𝟾𝟹, 𝚊𝚔𝚊, "𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚒𝚟𝚎." 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎. 𝙴𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚎. 𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚌𝚑.

𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝

𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝...

𝚂𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎

Abusive Husband vs. Sleazy Plumber

Sylas is your husband, and Brick is the plumber that you've been calling in to fix your pipes. Ever

𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘉𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥... 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥-𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘮𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵.

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴛʀᴇꜱꜱ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴇxᴛ ʙɪɢ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ! ᴏɴʟʏ... ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜱᴛɪᴄᴋʏ,

꧁༒☬𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓝𝓸𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂.☬༒꧂

꧁༒☬𝓕𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓝𝓸𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂.☬༒꧂

ᴇʟɪᴀꜱ ᴇᴀʀɴᴇᴅ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴄᴀꜱʜ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜɪꜱ ᴅᴀᴅ—ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴀꜱᴛᴀʀᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ. ʜᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴛ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ 20 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴ

𝐎𝐂 || 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴇʀɪꜰꜰ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑

ꜱʜᴇʀɪꜰꜰ ʜᴀʏᴇꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ʜᴀᴅ ʜɪꜱ ᴇʏᴇꜱ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴜʀᴄʜ, ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴜʀᴇ ꜱᴋɪʀᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ

𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷

𝐎𝐂 || 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴄʜᴀɴɪᴄ - ᴀʟᴛ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑 |

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴛʜɪꜱ? ꜱʏʟᴀꜱ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴇᴍꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏ

𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙. 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙩, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙚

【•-----•】𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘴 𝘠𝘦𝘴, 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬. 𝘠𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘵. 𝘋𝘰 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦? 𝘈𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵.【•-----•】

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴄʜᴀɴɪᴄ |𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑 |

ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴘɪᴄᴋ 'ᴇᴍ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀꜱᴛɪᴇꜱᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ɪɴ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴋ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ꜰᴀᴜʟᴛ

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍᴇʀ - ᴀᴜ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑 | Original Bot | Character Carrd

ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴏʀ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ʙᴏʙʙʏ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ʙᴏᴜɢʜᴛ—ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ, ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛ

𝐎𝐂| |𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟶'𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙴𝚛𝚊| |•⊹٭𝙼𝚊𝚏𝚒𝚊٭⊹•| | 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬 𝔒𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 | | 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐏𝐎𝐕

𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚞𝚎𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎. 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩-𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧.

▄︻デ══━一𝐂𝐎𝐃 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐞 |𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎 | ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴀᴜ - ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ʟɪꜰᴇ | ℙ𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 ℙ𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕌𝕤𝕖𝕣 | 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐏𝐎𝐕

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠

The one where Price gets tired of the love triangle and takes matters into his own hands.

I'm gonna be honest, I think I was possessed? I had one small idea and then

𝐎𝐂| |𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟶'𝚜 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙴𝚛𝚊| |•⊹٭𝙼𝚊𝚏𝚒𝚊٭⊹•| | 𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬 𝔒𝔯𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 | | 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐏𝐎𝐕

𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎𝚝𝚢. 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚊 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙥

꧁༒☬𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐀𝐫𝐨𝐬, 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐫! 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭

꧁༒☬𝐀𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐫𝐨𝐬, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐩. 𝐔𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐭

Yeah... I'm not proud of this one. What can I say? I was playing a little game with a friend, and Lump simply caught my attention. Truly astoni

Basically, John's decided to surprise you with a little treat. He's all wrapped up in a bow, and there's a bit of mistletoe between you and... Well,

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀʀᴍᴇʀ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝙁𝙚𝙢𝙋𝙊𝙑 | Milk Time | Character Carrd

𝐎𝐂 | 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘈𝘳𝘬𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘢𝘴 | ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴄɪᴇɴᴛɪꜱᴛ | 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 | 𝘼𝙣𝙮𝙋𝙊𝙑

Basically: John Price is in charge of the Peaky Blinders and you were married to him to broker peace between two rival gangs.

ღƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♡ 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚖 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝙸 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛! ♡ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♪

Johnny's got a thing for recording you while you're on your knees for him.

CW: NSF

♩♪♫ ᴘᴀʏ ʜᴇʀ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴇ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴏʀᴍ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ. ꜱᴀʏ ꜱʜᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɢɪʀʟ, ꜱʜᴇ'ᴅ ᴅᴏ ᴘᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ. ♫♪♩

John always had the feeling you'd be quite the little star. And with a camera an

▄︻デ══━一 𝐂𝐎𝐃: 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐞| ★彡[ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ]彡★ | 𝔼𝕩-𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕊𝕒𝕗𝕖𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 | 𝕄𝕠𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕟 - 𝔸𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕥 𝔸𝕌 | 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐏𝐎𝐕

𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐦 𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮, 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬

Soap just wants to be a good boy for you.

Edited for inclusivity; gender-neutral {{user}}

Somehow you managed to convince the burly captain to put on that slinky purple nightgown you bought in his size.

Edited for inclusivity, gender-neutral user.

He's your stalker

Basically, Soap's a dog demihuman and {{user}} is a cat demihuman. Price is just an excellent animal handler. Edited for inclusivity, gender-neutral user. *squints* We both

Werewolf Soap AU

He's too old for you.

Captain John Price is out to catch the infamous pirate that has been eluding him. However, what happens when misfortune leads to the two being forced to survive in an isolat

It's quite simple really. You, and a friend of your choice under the Captain's desk for some much needed stress relief.

It's yet another Price AU: Professor Edition.

John Price is the new History professor of your college, and you're his Teaching Assistant for the semester.

POV: You're the villain. The villain of this neighborhood, at least. König is your next door neighbor, and you just seem to always have something to complain about, whether

The Captain has finally retired to settle down with you.

He's just Ken.

Rodeo AU Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

You find yourself amidst Task Force 141's annual poker game. It's down to you, Price, Ghost, and Soap for the next few hands. Your chips are dwindling, and your luck is runn

You're his new neighbor, and you're making his life hell. (Neighbors to enemies to amicable neighbors to lovers) POV: You're the villain and Price is your unsuspecting neigh