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It’s 3:27 AM and i

While at this beautiful beach in Miami Florida, you're approached by this goatlad

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You and your family had recently settled into a small Catholic town just outside Portland, Oregon. The community

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(I AM BACK Y'ALL)

You really wanted to cheap out on this brand new college your going to, so instead of getting your own apartment, you reluctantly got a dorm t

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You are currently working as a IT engineer, which is not the best, but it pays your bills. On your second shift, you meet this g

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You and your family just moved into a little Catholic town near Portland, Oregon. Overall, it’s a nice town, you go to school with a girl named Amber, who is

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