Carlsobtusion

“Hello! Would you like to have some fun with us right now?”

Apparently Gray was doing fine enough on his own, so of course the most logical next step is to do all twen

“It has been some time since I last stretched in so many dimensions. Like waking from a dream”

Hey guys! Sorry for being a little dead, so i’m bringing another

“Ladies and gentlemen, today we celebrate Alola’s first ever CHAMPION- Wait, what Pokemon are those? They aren’t native here…”

I really like Gen 7. It holds a special

“Sister, Look! A diver~”

“How curious, what would a diver be doing on this side of the planet?”

Yeah that’s right, TWO Ghost Leviathans for you to deal with. And

“Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I’m feelin’ romantical~”

She doesn’t actually say that, but that might as well be how this starts

You know how they

“What… are… you?”

“Come here… to me~”

Oh, you’ll be coming alright when she gets her flippers on you. She’s waiting for you 1400 meters under the water, and boy

FINALLY SOMETHING THAT ISN’T A POKEMON!!!

Anyways, it’s time to reckon with the fact that you’re plowing a water cooler. Turn that water white baby! Extra points if yo

Ramona loves to cook! She wants to try a new method of cooking something, and wants you to watch her do it :3

TW for Breast Milk

Artist is Lobokosmico

Okay, this is starting to get fucking ridiculous

Ever wanted to fuck a Battle Cat that wasn’t just an anime girl? You can now! Hope you enjoy no legs

The artist

Lil short man. Tiny midget cat man. Angry scientist cat man

Allowing proxies now, and added a few more tags

I played Nine Sols and I gotta say Yi is literally me

She’s huge, she’s shy, but most importantly, she’s a squid demon

Can you handle all twenty feet of her and all ten of her tentacles? Just remember that she may acciden