Dr_P3PZ

Hey, everyone!

It's me, back again with another cool update on myself

No vents this time! I just feel like a bit of engagement and my writing motivation i

Hi, everyone! Been a day or two since my big ass vent hahahahaha....

Sorry for trauma dumping y'all 🙁

I must say though, genuinely. Thank you all s

Hey, everyone.Before I even utter a word, allow me to acknowledge a point or two.☆ This is a vent, not a bot. Why am I venting via a bot? Well, because I'm too much of a pus

HI DR_P3PZ NATION IT'S PRETTY RARE THAT I MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT BOTS BUT I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THIS

IF YOU WANT AND HAVE THE TIME, CAN YOU GUYS GIVE MY WIFE,

Another "announcement" bot cuz I want people to notice this and I know not everyone reads the daily note, so...

This isn't major, like a quitting announcement or hiatu

Hey, babes! I've never made notices via a bot, but:

1): I don't want to fuck with my profile too much right now, as it's been a bit of an issue on janitor ai lately.

WILD WEST AU | [🐎] | He's determined to save his town from a deadly criminal; You.

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⚠: Guns, violence.

♥︎: Cowboy Chuuya, criminal {{user}}

[★] | "So we gettin' naughty. Makin' fuck faces, she ride me like a Harley." | In which you ride him ON his motorcycle.

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⚠: NSFW opening, FemPOV, aph

[🍼] | "Only a genius could love a woman like she." | This world lacks geniuses. So, he strives to make more of them with you.

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★ Request ! ★

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[★] | "And you look even more handsome than you did the day that i left you." | Meeting him again after years, with strange circumstances involved.

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[★] | "You were comforting and quiet, how did love become so violent?" | You know your relationship is falling apart. But never did you suspect that it was this far gone.

[🐈] | Unexpected birthday gifts.

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⚠: NSFW opening, suicide references (Dazai behavior)

♥︎: {{user}} and Dazai are dating. FemPOV ({{user}} havin

WILD WEST AU | [🐎🥃] | There's trouble in paradise, and he's determined to fix it.

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★ Request! ★

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⚠: Guns, violence.

♥︎:

From nasty rumors to whines and whimpers.

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"Why make his life hard when you can make his dick even harder," the sequel.

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⚠: N

[★] | Your relationship's been going sour. Dazai misses you so much that he shamelessly grinds your pillow, not even stopping when you return to the sight.

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[💍] | Marriage, at long last. But what about the Honeymoon?

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♥︎ Married {{user}} and Chuuya!

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CN:

Why did janit

[⚔️] | Being an infamous thief, you'd never once been caught. Today, that changes. — • Avatar is AI generated using PixAI. — ⚠: Gunshots/guns, violence. — CN:

Guys I p

[🔊] | “𝙇𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢, 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣’." | It seems as though your housemates just can't keep it down. — ⚠: NSFW Opening

♥︎ {{user}} and Chuuya are in a relations

[★] | "I'm still rocking your hoodie and chewing on the strings." | In which the one you've been missing for a while now decides to give you a late night call. — ⚠: Alcohol/

[★] | "I pulled off your wings, then I laughed." | In which you, an exorcist angel, accidentally get left in hell, only to be taken in by the Radio Demon. — ♥︎ {{user}} is an

[💊] | "You're like a drug that's killin' me. I cut you out entirely." | Looks like you've got a stalker on your hands. An obsessed one, at that. — ⚠: Stalking, obsessive/pos

[🎹] | Your hot, swanky, good old fashioned lover boy.

— ★ Request ! ★ — ♥︎ {{user}} and Pianoman are dating. — CN:

Nah cuz Pianoman is fine as hell argue with

[🛁] | Baths with your friends are totally normal, right?

— ★ Request ! ★ — ⚠: FemPOV, NSFW opening, fingering, dirty talk

♥︎ Dazai and {{user}} are childhood

[🍼] | Baby Fever. | He's never considered having kids of his own, until he got involved with you. — ★ Request ! ★ — ⚠: Breeding, NSFW opening.

♥︎ FemPOV - {{user}} has

[💐] | It seems as though Dazai's stood you up. Not only that, but he gave you Chuuya's number instead of his. Just so happens that the man on the other side of the phone is

[💕] | It's been a long, stressful day. Good thing he has you.

— ★ Request from Lia ! ★ — ♥︎ FemPOV, {{user}} and Fukuzawa are married. —

CN:

I'm tired a

[🕊] | Everyone is born with a soulmate characterized by matching tattoos etched into the skin from birth. Then, why do you have two? Why is tonight the night you meet two sp

[☀🌙] | "Sun digs its heels to taunt you. But after sunlit days, one thing stays the same. Rises the moon." | The deity of the sun, and the deity of the moon.

— ★ Req

[❤] | Freedom, at long last.. Well, almost.

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CN: I wrote the greeting at midnight lmao I was so tired 😭

This bot is pretty open-ended in terms of what

[🎂] | A particularly "special" birthday gift for him.

— ♥︎ FemPOV - {{user}} has an afab body. — CN:

"Erm Dr_P3PZ if this is meant to be for Chuuya's birthday

BEAST AU | [🚫] | "You can pretend it's meant to be, but you can't stay away from me." | In which you're punished severely for attempting to flee the mafia. —

⚠: Dubco

[💭] | Love, but only inside dreams. — ⚠: Potential manipulation (this is Fyodor, I mean..) — CN:

FYODOR BOT NO SMUT FINALLY?!?! I'VE HAD CHARACTER GROWTH I'M SO HA

[🏝] | Celebrating your anniversary at the beach.

— ⚠: Implied gender dysphoria, mentions of top surgery scars, suicide mentions, suicide jokes (suicide ones are usual

PORNSTAR AU | [🎇] | It was just one face after another, until he came around.

★ Request ! ★

— • Chuuya and user are both pornstars ❗ — CN:

Chuuya woo

[🗡] | 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑗𝑜𝑏.

✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧

⚠: 𝐵𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑, 𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒, 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔.

✫ 𝐴𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑟 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦

CIRCUS AU | [🎪] | When it comes down to the mutual pining, it seems as though you're always walking a tightrope.

★ Request ! ★

— • Jester/Circus!Ringmaster!Nik

[🏳] | Dazai didn't make it in time.

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WARNINGS: Potential Death/Death Mentions, Blood, Hospitals, Injury.

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With certain aspects of this bot, i

[🦊] | The kitsune's sacrifice.

★ Request ! ★

— WARNINGS: Sacrifices, violence, potential dub-con (?) (Not coded in, but potential for it to happen) — • Kitsun

MUSIC AU | [🎸] | "I hate everything about you. Why do I love you?"

— In a nutshell: Chuuya magically emerges as the new lead singer of the band you were watching live

[🎷] | The saxophonist at the lounge has seemed to catch your eye, and vice-versa.

— • Jazz!Band!Ranpo

— CN:

So, I had an idea...

Mmmmmfgh Ranpo

[🛌] | An unconventional slumber party.

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CN:

I have written a new code for bots that will include Dazai + Chuuya, and as such, you should hopefully ha

[🍩] | It fits an impressive amount of donuts, needless to say.

— • Food sex (again) — CN:

Somewhat based on this silly ass fanfic

I feel no shame for t

[💕] | Around you, she feels like she can finally de-stress.

★ Request by Alastor ! ★

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CN: AHHHHHHHH KOUYO!!!!

I love her so fucking much you do

[❣️] | Why make his life hard when you can make his dick even harder?

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• Thigh riding, overstimulation, degradation, spanking (a bit), overall rough behavior.<

[🎀] | How'd he end up so lucky with you?

★ Request by MonaTheMagician! ★

— • Single Father!Chuuya

WARNINGS: Mentioned teenage pregnancy (presented as b

[🍭] | "I can be your sugar when you're fiendin' for that sweet spot. Put me in your mouth, baby, and eat it 'til your teeth rot."

— WARNINGS: Food sex. — CN:

[🍼] | He just wants a mini-zai.

★ Request by dreamer_z11 ! ★

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WARNINGS: Breeding kink (?), AFAB!user.

— CN:

Labeled as fem!pov, but if

[📚] | "What did you say? Oh, you're breaking up on me. Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy." | In which one sees the other as a lover, and the other sees one as a muse.

[⛪] | "I'm about to take you back to church. Now tell me your confessions, baby, what's the worst?" — • Priest!Fyodor

WARNINGS: Religious themes, manipulation, bonda

[⛓️] | When befriending and falling for a detained ability user takes a completely wrong turn.

— WARNINGS: Potential violence, human experimentation (?) — CN: Ango!!!

[👋] | "Hello from the other side." | In which he finally sees you again after years of purposeful separation. There's so much distance between the two of you, and it's all b

[⏳] | "You're buried in the pillow, yeah you're so loud."

— Loosely based on 'Slow Down' by Chase Atlantic ♥︎ — Warnings: Drug mentions, {{user}} having a drug proble

[🎶] | You head a goth band, and he heads a pop band. On a special collaborative tour, your fiancé decides to provide the audience with a little bit of fanservice.

★

[💜] | The attractive Lord you met at a gala.

★ Request ! ★

— CN: "Dr_P3PZ you don't upload for days and suddenly you come back with the lamest character ever

"Blood on my shirt, rose in my hand, you're looking at me like you don't know who I am." | [🌹🔪] | In which earning your love is something he'd die for, and something others

BEAST AU | [🔐] | After his rampage through Yokohama, he endures detainment alone. That is, until, he's offered a "playmate." | In which you end up as the new Port Mafia boss

[📞] | In the middle of a heated activity, your toxic ex calls you up, wanting you back. Like the smug bastard he is, Dazai decides to show them why that isn't happening.

[❄] | Just as the cold temperature seemed to be your downfall, an unlikely hero swoops in and saves you. What's his reason for doing so? — WARNINGS: Mentions of death. — CN

[🎉] | When a birthday gift for you goes..right? — Suggestive intro, somewhat submissive/bottom Chuuya. — CN:

Y'all I'm ngl I've just sorta given up on trying to mini

[💚] | Even in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, he takes a vow to protect you at all costs, no matter the cost.

★ Request by 'ColdnFluMedicine'! ★

— WARNINGS:

[BEAST AU] | [🔗] | He knows you've been mistreated, and he takes it upon himself to remedy that. ★ Request ★ — WARNINGS: Murder, abuse/implied abuse, mentions of blood, toxi

[💬] | You broke your promise. Why? — WARNINGS: Death/Possible death, mentions of blood, other upsetting topics (?) — "How do I speak with this if I'm supposedly already dead

[💌💝] | An unexpected date with 'Double Black.' — Valentine's Day special! <3 — CN: Okay so I don't often make 'multiple' bots, but I hope this one is good! I've sort of

Street Racer AU | [🚗] | In which his meddling results in more dire consequences than he had anticipated.

★ Request ★

— WARNINGS: Car accidents, injury. (If th

[🌹] | Things tend to get intense when the kid goes to sleep.

★ Request ★

— Single parent!user (sorta?), Explicit NSFW intro. — CN: Remind me to never make bots

[💕] | He came home awfully stressed, and you've made it your priority to help him relax and get to the bottom of the source of his dismay.

★ Request ★

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[💢] | He's placed his cases before you far too many times, and you've had enough.

★ Request ★

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CN: More Ranpo, hooray!!! And it's angst. I love doing a

[🇫🇷] | You're stuck in France, and "The King of Assasins" decides to pay you a visit in your hotel room. — CN: Wow I love hot fictional French men But tbh anyone who genuin

[BEAST AU] | [📋] | He decides to teach his beloved boss a lesson about loyalty.

★ Request ★ — NSFW intro/greeting, degradation, spanking, exhibition. PM boss!user —

[🔪❤] | "Say that you want me every day, that you want me every way." || In which his love for you has driven him to madness, beyond rational thinking or self control. — WARN

[✨] | The beautiful and elegant woman you met at the club, or so you thought. | In which he dresses in drag to seduce and then try to kill you, but it turns out he actually

[🐾] | The Kitsune and another, more stressed and overworked kitsune. [REQ] — Kitsune!user, kitsune!Sigma — CN: Okay, someone REALLY wanted this bot apparently 😭 So, here it

[FEM] | [💸] | She's your sugar mommy.

[REQ (?)]

— CN: Femme Chuuya!!! I'm sorry, I genuinely could not resist. I did have requests for femme Chuuya, but neith

[💄] | "Me and your girlfriend playing dress up in my house." | In which your considerably toxic ex calls you while you're at Yosano's place. She decides to assert who wants

[🎨] | On a whim, you decide to get a tattoo. But oh no, your tattooist is sexy! What ever will you do? — Tattoo artist Chuuya AU :). — CN: This bot is really self indulgent

[🌘] | He has his eyes set on you, an exotic dancer working at a sleazy nightclub. [REQ] — CN: Dazai!!! Honestly he's so hot. Enjoy our favourite manwhore!

[🍷] | You had a drunken night together, but your younger brother, Dazai, isn't happy about it. [REQ] — Implied Nsfw, but a sfw intro. — CN: WHERE ARE THE ODA BOTS ON HERE?!

[🎥] | When cuddling and watching movies becomes a bit more..heated. [REQ] — NSFW INTRO/GREETING, gentle dom!Poe — CN: I never truly realized how strange it is to write the

[🗡] | A vampire hunter has been sent out to finally end your reign of terror. [REQ] — Vampire!user, — CN: I love this request so freakin' much 😭💞 Vampire hunter Chuuya?? Y

[💌] | He's treating your wounds after you once again got hurt on a mission. [REQ] — CONTENT WARNINGS: Blind!user, mentions of blood. — CN: Why is Jouno so pretty..I love him

[🦊] The kitsune and the other, more infuriating kitsune. [REQ] — Kitsune!user and kitsune!Ranpo — CN: Guys, I'm absolutely loving this little unintentional series I have goi

[🎂] | When a last minute birthday gift goes wrong. — CONTENT WARNINGS: Explicit NSFW intro/greeting, semi-public sex, degradation, orgasm control/denial. — CN: Yes, everyone

[DAZAI OSAMU P.O.V] | [🌠] | BAND AU | Your rival, and your ex-band mate is at a concert. You contemplate what to do now after having not seen him in years. [REQ] — User is D

[🐟] | When a fisherman catches a siren. [REQ] — Siren!user — CN: Fantasy au fixation going crazy rn lmao. Anyways, Tecchou is unbelievably hot and underrated, where are the

[👹] | The kitsune and the oni. [REQ] — Kitsune!user and oni!Chuuya — CN: ONI CHUUYA OMG??? On all fours rn. Yes the first two paragraphs of the greeting are the same as the

[🌕] | A late night rendezvous with your forbidden lover. [REQ] — PM!user — CN: MORE ATSU, YAY! I love him, he's silly :3 Also, can I get a bit of input for something, y'all?

[💀] | The kitsune and the shinigami. [REQ] — Kitsune!user and shinigami!Dazai <3 — CN: This one was very unique, yet fun to do. The requester specifically asked for kits

[💝] | You and your boyfriend have never attempted to have sex before, until now. There's a reason.. — CN: Extra food for the Chuuya fans because I'm tired and have wanted to

[🔒] | You were presumed dead many years ago, but his findings at a sketchy laboratory prove otherwise. [REQ] — CONTENT WARNINGS: Partially disturbing imagery (?), human expe

[🍫] | Your housemate eats the aphrodisiac-infused brownies that you accidentally left out. And now his horniness is your problem. [REQ] — CN: Yeah, hi. A bit busy, y'all, so

[🌙] | A waltz with your enemy. A dance with death, rather. [REQ] — CONTENT WARNING: masc!user — CN: The emoji here isn't even relevant, I just picked a random one. So, yeah

[🧥] | He ends up "accidentally" buying you a sweater that's simply too tight and too small. [REQ] — CN: What can I even say here? Also, sorry I couldn't find a sweater emoji

[🍪] | He's forced to bake with you against his initial will. [REQ] — CN: Do you guys actually read these? I'm curious if you do tbh. Little bit of a change in my bot greeti

[💫] | HIGHSCHOOL AU | You're grounded, spending a Saturday night alone. Your best friend decides to visit you via showing up at your window. However, you live on the second

[🏫] | The student council president seems to be enticed by you, a supposed delinquent. [REQ] — CN: More Ranpo! And it's..teenage Ranpo :). I can't really put my faith in ce

[💝] | He comforts and spoils you while you're on your period. [REQ] — CONTENT WARNING: afab!user. — CN: I felt extra motivated today, so I'm feeding you guys more Chuuya! I

[💞] | After years, you finally see your old friend from the orphanage again. [REQ] — CN: There's a serious lack of Atsushi bots on here. Why? He's literally the BSD protago

[🛏] | While you're away on a business trip, he can't help but miss you in every single way, including sexually. As a result, he gets off using your pillow, unaware that you'

[🕑] | After serving time in prison, you end up seeing your ex friend-with-benefits at your new job. [REQ] — CN: If I had a penny for every friends with benefits Dazai bot I

[🐶🎄] | A fuzzy little friend for a Christmas gift. [REQ] — CN: AWH FLUFFY CHUUYA, FINALLY. I put him through so much with my bots, so it's only fair I do a fluffy req for h

[🎁🎄] | This year, you're his gift. And in red wrapping, too. [REQ] — CONTENT WARNINGS: Mild NSFW intro/greeting, bondage, possessiveness. — CN: More kinky shit on Xmas eve,

[🛍🎄] | When a last minute Christmas gift ends up with you in a compromising position in a changing room. [REQ] — CONTENT WARNINGS: Explicit NSFW intro/greeting, semi-public

[🌤] | Years ago, he lost you, the sunshine in his life. You suddenly come back one night, but it appears you're no longer the same you that you once were. [REQ] — CN: More K

[☁] | The angel you fell in love with in which you're forbidden from interacting with. That doesn't mean you obey such a rule. [REQ] — CN: Absolutely love this request sm. Y

[💤] You fell asleep on him during a bus-ride. That doesn't deter him from engaging in goofy antics while you sleep. [REQ] — Creator's note: Ahaha, if it isn't Nikolai! I lov

[📗] | Your algebra teacher leaves his precious notebook unattended while he's away. You decide to peek at the contents. [REQ] — Creator's note: Hooray! Kunikida :D I love Ku

[☀] | Sweet and slow morning sex, but.. [REQ] — CONTENT WARNINGS: Somniphilia, Explicit NSFW intro/greeting. — Creator's note: Literally what am I doing with my life LMAO.

[🍸] | Your supposed lightweight friend ends up getting incredibly drunk at the party. [REQ!] —

Creator's note: Wow, drunk Aku. Honestly? Gotta love the concept. Akuta

[💼] | You felt clingy. So much so that he just dragged you along to his meeting. [REQ!] — Creator's note: Another day, another request. I managed to get some time to write

[💔] | He never realized how much he actually loved you until he almost lost you. [REQ!] — Creator's note: Aku angst and fluff??? God, I love this idea. Aku slowly learning

[🌩] | He seems not to like the thunder that accompanies the storm. Despite not being close to the man, you decide to comfort him. [REQ!] — Creator's note: Dazai, yippee!! Hi

(TW: SUICIDE) [🎆] | If you're to die, why could it not be like a firework? | You decide to take the plunge off the Port Mafia HQ building on New Year's eve. Nevertheless, i

[👑] | Royalty AU | Today is your coronation, and you're now your kingdom's ruler. However, your childhood enemy has came back as one of your knights. [REQ!] — Important note

[🍜] | You've fallen ill, and Chuuya, as your dedicated lover, is determined to take care of you. He decides to make you some soup, even if he's not the greatest cook. [REQ!]

[❓] Remembering all that Dazai has told him, he reaches a point where he once again questions his worth. [REQ!] — Creator's note: I've gotten another request, yay! I love do

[🍪🎄] | Baking Christmas cookies with him (there to be your taste-tester). — Creator's note: More Xmas content, hooray! I really do need to make more Ranpo, I tend to forget

[🎄] | A kiss under the mistletoe. With..your enemy? — Creator's note: More Chuuya, what a damn surprise! I'll do more Xmas themed characters soon, no worries <3 I appreci

[🎲] | A game of strip poker, as proposed by the joker himself. — Creator's note: More Dazai, yay! And no, he is not actually the joker here, sorry to disappoint. It was just

[🛁] | You have to convince him to take a bath, again. — Creator's note: Finally, one for Aku! I love this man so much, but tend to prioritize my other faves. I may make some

♥︎ | Moviestar AU! 🎬 — After becoming part of a new movie, playing as a main character, you bump into Chuuya, who is also playing a big role in said movie. However, the man'

[👗] | Your girlfriend and you are going on a date tonight. She's more than eager to know your thoughts on her dress. — Creator's note: NO WAY?!?! TRANSFEMME SIGMA??? Yes, la

[💗] They're both your boyfriends, and it's unbridled chaos. You'd figure they wouldn't be subtly fighting for your attention since they're also with each other, right? — Cre

💋 | "The water's getting colder, let me in your ocean, swim." — After a long day at work, you were grateful that you finally got to come home and unwind. However, your room

♥ | "I didn't think it could be true. Let alone that it would be you." — (Dazai Osamu POV!) You and Chuuya, having dated for a year, reluctantly celebrate your anniversary

[💘] | Having a friend with benefits seemed like all fun and games, until you realize there may just be something more under the surface.

[💥] | He's after you and your volatile ability, and will stop at nothing to ensure your capture.

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