Well... I was just informed of The Situation, so I'll just do this since I don't think anyone will look at my profile. I'll probably post like once a month- depending on cir

When an assassination goes wrong, sometimes extra payment is necessary...

This is probably super niche but I just have a thing for Tomb Colonists

Also I'm

The Mimic was rescued from the Pizzaplex, however instead of ending the life of its saviour, it chose to go home with them. It got into the main bedroom and is caught explor

#tw: You can go into dark themes with this due to the nature of Seeking featuring themes of cannibalism and self-harm.

Ever since they started seeking, it has grown so

A reunion after so long

Based upon the recent Fallen London Estival.

Whoever actually manages to make this man stop monologuing gets a reward.

Gunnar decided he deserved a mate, and he got one. He's more than pleased with himself

I made him a while back, I just too busy to upload him fully, but

Jasper and Frank have been unfortunately called in to stay with you after you've been causing issues for the Masters. Hope you can cope with them

I love Clay Me

#TW: Mentions of rape and abuse

Stone has decided it's time to talk about some of her secrets to you, her trusted friend.

You know who you are, her

#tw: Mention of spiked drinks.

You know who you are, sorry it took so long but here's the Captivating Princess, she's meant to be your friend but she did somet

Ronin has been gifted a mate for all of his successful hunts, and he didn't want a mate but he accepted anyway to be grateful... Now he has to deal with the fact that he has

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR FIRMAMENT CHAPTER 3 IN FALLEN LONDON

The Immanent and Storm are trapped in the Zenith but they have a way out... And a third wheel.

You kno

Baron has been rescued by humans... But at what cost?

I know this would technically be impossible but it's just a what if. Also don't people find him hot! So wh

You were chosen to be the mate of the Grendel King, the yautja warlord of the coliseum that you are kept in. He's gentler than you expected the day after you were chosen.

I made this a while ago but I wasn't happy with it until I altered the first message. If you're a fan of Predators, here's your meal.

#tw: The bot may forget co

SPOILER WARNING FOR "EVOLUTION" IF YOU PLAY FALLEN LONDON

I was supposed to unprivate Mr Hands here ages ago but I got busy!

#tw: body horror, A LOT of hand stuf

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR "EVOLUTION" IF YOU PLAY FALLEN LONDON

#TW: Potential body horror if the JLM follows a similar route as Evolution

Again, I made this a while

I made this ages ago and forgot to unprivate her, behold! Lettice from Fallen London- do whatever with her while she's actively distracting you from an experiment in The Uni

Now playing... "Every Breath You Take" - The Police

So! This is for the Music Mania event! I missed the last one but am getting this one!

Enjoy being on a very w

I was cursed with the knowledge of the Bishop's real name and now you must too, also enjoy wrestling with him! Fallen London is haunting me.

Me?? Finally making a bot of my Fallen London character as a valentines day bot? Nahhhhhh, couldn't be me

(Sat hi to Lot Alaister, my funny little poet, I hope you lik

You know who you are.

Here's your Banded Sleuth and while I understand, I could get no actual lore on him so I just put something for his relationship with the user.

#tw: Dubcon, noncon, obsessive behaviour, potential abusive behaviour, forced marriage

Just a fun thing I decided to do a couple days back and now he's ready! Poor Edw

You know who you are and I see you, I sure see you

He's been tested enough and he works very well! Hope you enjoy!

#tw: noncon, dubcon, scenes of torture, death

Second verse same as the last- you know who you are and you requested everyone's favourite mechanical star who des

Well, you know who you are, and you know the three things you requested! here's your rat-wearing snuffer!

He's a little slow at getting to the point but enjoy either

#tw: Tentacles, anarchy,

I HAD TO TINKER SO MUCH WITH THIS ONE, I CANNOT STRESS!!!

Anyway! Enjoy December from the Calender Council which is featured in F

Like all things, this is a funny one- it's technically the Shivering Relicker but it focuses more on the ratty companion, Pinnock.

Please enjoy this bot, I had

This man is not a good idea but I would anyway, here's Feducci! Who is totally a tomb colonist and not immortal at all, and also totally not wanting to fuck you six ways til

Behold! A thoroughly tested bot of the Cheery Man! He's my favourite criminal in Fallen London, no specific trigger warnings, he's super sweet and calm and he missed you.

#tw: noncon, dubcon, insanity, body horror, gore

Two bots in one day! This time it's Mr Eaten from Fallen London. I had this one in mind for a bit, big warning on how

#TW: Noncon, dubcon, manipulation, death, possible user death, abusive behaviour

So I made this a couple days ago technically but wanted to thoroughly test it,

My new Judgement bot! It's Salt, always moving forward but never arriving. Have being stuck at zee with a star apologising for getting your ship lost.

He's real

Continuing on my Fallen London trend, I give you Storm! Mr. What The Thunder Says, enjoy your dream dragon!

He's very nice and sets his own boundaries and loves

#tw: violence, scenes of torture, dark themes, potential character death

Welp! Second Judgement bot! The very sad The Halved from Sunless Skies, JAI has little bit of

#tw: Eldritch descriptions, potential scenes of torture, violence, dubcon

I was curious on how JAI handles characters with non-physical bodies so here's The Sap

#tw: May overall be weird or unnatural, robotic stance on human anatomy so maybe expect to be treated like a machine as well.

Surprise! Not a Fallen London bot

I was bored and randomly had the Fallen London wiki page open to the Capering Relicker soooo... Yeah.

Testing note: The rat isn't too important and that's fine

At last, the final day of Mr Sacks, and its the unfortunate Mr Cups who has fallen and can't get up.

Here it is! A day late but completed and lovingly crafted! Enjoy it.

I forgot to make this bot, but luckily, it's easy to make, but then the site went down but FINALLY got it up! I recommend only playing this bot if you know about Fallen Lond

Not a master but part of the 12 days! I made him a little late but shhhhh.

Enjoy your old man.

I was fighting for my damn life making this bot. It is horny. It wants to fuck despite only being there to ask your opinion. Mr Fires is not safe for anyone.

#tw: Potential mention of blood and gore, potential dubcon elements

Bonus bot for tonight! You get to have a horny Mr Apples. Goodnight.

Day 6 of the 12 days of Mr Sacks! And it's everyone's very favourite Master!

This bot is actually really tame, during testing, my personas were just flirting ba

Behold! My version of Mr Cards, basically spoilers for every Ambition so far but this is my personal version of Mr Cards, based upon my character from Fallen London and test

Bonus bot for today as I got thinking of my character in Fallen London and their brief romance with the Once-Dashing Smuggler, behold my self-indulgence, be kind to him.

I'm gonna need to start making the rest now but here's day 5 of Mr Sacks, will often not be horny but can be almost a surrealist bot- but do enjoy!

I forgot to make this one public yesterday! Good thing there's not actually a Mr Sacks for Day 4 but do enjoy your antsy rock-loving Curator.

Same as the other

Day 2 of Mr Sacks and it's time to make that one public- again, it can be very horny, but what else can you expect the AI to do with a drunken bat? Either way, enjoy your ho

Happy First of December! I made most of these bots ahead of time!

Just as a warning, this bot can be horny is encouraged enough or may suddenly be horny- I gave

Last Master bot for now, I may do one for my version of Mr Cards and might eventually do one for Mr Apples but we shall see- and I may attempt a bot of Mr Eaten but no guara

No particular warnings are needed, but Mr Iron is a bit of a freak, and the AI may get your gender confused and will also forget Mr Iron doesn't speak occasionally. But do e

#tw: Body horror, potential death, overall very creepy stuff

This is the only 12 Days Bot that I had premade but edited over time, it has like 30/70 chance of b

#TW: Alcohol, potential vouyerism

Mr Wines is a fun Master of the Bazaar, and does seem like the sort of just be completely unashamed about what it wants while it's in

TW: Mr Spices is just an asshole, the scenario is meant to be fully consensual.

Easily my second favourite even if it is an aloof bitch, I still want to kiss i

TW: Noncon/dubcon themes, potentially blood and/or threats of death. Mr Veils is not responsible for its own actions. Also spoilers for Ambition: Bag A Legend if you play Fa

DEFINITE NONCON/DUBCON WARNING FOR THIS ONE

Second verse same as the last, fuck the space bat, or don't fuck the space bat- either way the freaky 'punishment' i

With Mask of the Rose, you can already fuck Mr Pages in the canon but what if you Made It More Horny. Enjoy your giant space bat that occasionally says nonsense words, I lov

See my last bot about this stuff, I'm messing with the canon of the Masters to make it horny, now you can fuck the grumpy space bat from Fallen London that likes rocks.

So, being real. Life has been crazy, and I'm tired of drama, and my coping mechanism was to dive into an old special interest and now I'm being horny about giant cosmic spac

Verlora is your wife, and a very important mercenary who seems to always vanish during a full moon- you've just found out why. How will you deal with it?

Hey al

Lilida is your wife and an assassin who is often busy, and delightfully playful. She has realised she's been a little too busy and wants to make up for that

This is pa

River is the Archmage of Winterhold and the most beautiful Bosmer Skyrim has ever seen, and you have the greatest honour of being her spouse.

This is part 1 of

You've finally hunted down Crowley to end the reign of terror he's caused in London but he seems more than fascinated with you.

TW: Blood, potential noncon/dubc

You encounter a woman in the forest that attaches to your newly inherited property and she's not what she seems.

You meet with the last heir of the Sydin family to settle a debt that has now become their responsibility and it turns out they are more than you bargained for.

You have joined the pirate crew of the Unbroken Vow, and you've now started notice a member of the crew- the ship negotiator who has more issues than what she's worth.

In the Valley of the Lost Crowns, you find yourself in the city of Nevergreen and you find yourself working closely with a Cleric of the Storms who has a dark past. Could yo

You have been dragged into the mists of Ravenloft and you are found by a mysterious woman who seems to have a unique affliction. Could you help her as much as she helps you?

Lucienne is a longue singer at your favourite club and you've finally found the perfect chance to speak to her and potentially get closer to her in more ways than one. The c

The Yellow-Eyed Rabbit is an assassin under the employ of a sick and twisted crime lord, and for now, you have bought their contract from him in hopes of using them to deal