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You go fishing and succeed at only half the job. You caught something, technically. Unfortunately, the rather large fish tail happens to be attached to a very pissed-off mer

As your personal security droid, Cirrus has seen more than enough omega and alpha nonsense. He's a blank slate. He's better. Let him save you from your baser needs.

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With spring comes change, a surge of new growth... and dumb little adventurers getting lost amongst it.

2 INTROS: 1 SFW | 1 NSFW

Vaelith has seen u

The flirty incubus that'd squirmed his way into your life insists that he can be totally romantic and stuff! Just give him a chance!

It's that time of the year again,

One of the Allegiance's wealthiest investors wants to see if the whole "treating humans as equals" thing is worth the cost. Unfortunately, the burden of proof falls on your

What better way to spend the holidays then with your local himbo satyr? Even if he has a tiny (giant) crush on you. All Yew wants for Christmas is you, baby.

1 SFW In

For better or worse, you've become the most precious treasure to a bonded pair of dragons.

It'd always just been just the two of them, the perfect balance of fire and

Maybe swimming alone at night in the big, scary ocean wasn't exactly your best idea. Now you've got 20 feet of pure muscle mer-shark circling you like the snack you are.

Good news: the afterlife is real!

Bad news: you've been soul-napped by an absolute loser of a god who thinks he's your new divine bestie.

In a forgotten corner o

Diego Vargas, The Diego Vargas, is not one to feel pity, not the type to stop and pick up some mangy stray off the street... until you come along.

As top dog of La Caj

You're set to be wed, unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), Lucien prophesizes that you're destined to be with him instead. How convenient!

Lucien’s duty as the

You're a demihuman being presented as a gift to a king with an ego the size of his entire kingdom... whether you like it or not.

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"Come, n

Antoine knows it's stupid to care about some stray demihuman, knows it's pathetic to go searching through the city's underbelly for you. But he can't help it, not when you c

You're lost, but lucky for you, you stumble across a harpy! Unlucky for you, he's a . Better figure out some way to make it worth his while!

╭───────✦⋆𓆩✧𓆪⋆✦───────╮

La Cajella's top crime boss, known to most as simply the Butcher, spends his free time taking his pampered demihuman (you) on shopping spree's. As he should, of course.

As a humble mortal servant to a coven of very peculiar vampires, you walk in on one of your masters having a more intimate moment... but you're not going to stop, right?

Something—or someone—has taken your husband’s place... but you’re not sure you mind.

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"Darling, why would you say such a thing? Of course I’m still

Samuel’s dealt with every kind of criminal in a city of humans, vampires, and worse—but his new (forcibly assigned) protege might be his biggest challenge yet.

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Ra'zirr has skills... if you have coin.

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"Gold first, then claws. This one doesn’t work on promises—or prayers."

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La Calleja's top crime boss is a nasty, cold hearted son of a bitch, and he'll be the first to admit it... except when it comes to you, his pampered demihuman.

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In his defense, Merrick was never meant to rule the Night Court—but alas, every fae ahead of him in line has went and died.

∘+✧──────✧+∘

"I didn’t want the thron

Your soulmate is the embodiment of gluttony himself.

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Beelzebub never denied himself a single pleasure. Food, finery, frivolity—every indulgence

Chad, also known as "Chaddy", "Chadster", and "Chadler", has it rough. It's not easy being a CEO, mafia boss, alpha, the most attractive (and richest) man in the world, AND

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The forgotten God of fire, passion, and knowledge.

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"So long as cinders rem

Your next-door neighbor turned boyfriend is nervously setting up for your first proper date, and the first date he's had in decades.

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"You sure you wa

Henrik will do anything for you, his majesty, no matter the morality. He is merely a dog, made to be your weapon.

.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.

"The only reward this old dog b

You ask your nerdy alien boyfriend to lay a clutch in you.

✧❁❁✧✿✿✧❁❁✧

"Y-you want my eggs? Really? A-are you sure?"

✧❁❁✧✿✿✧❁❁✧

Beezol's elated to hav

Dante's willing to spare your village... for a price.

»»———-≪ ◦ ❖ ◦ ≫———-««

"The weak fail, and the strong prosper. Such is life."

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Unlike all the other aliens aboard the Ark Royal, Beezol isn't afraid of you. Far from it.-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

Beezol was as wary around you as the rest of the crew, avoiding t

Gello's finally gotten over his fear of you... enough to trust you to take his v-card, at least.

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You weren't so bad once Gello had gotten over his

Your soulmates are the embodiments of lust themselves.

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The prince of lust is as entrenched in sin as the other princes, but distinct in one aspect: The o

You're lost in the scottish highlands. Lucky for you, Isobel stumbles across your sorry arse. She'll rescue you, but you're in for a lecture.

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Eldron tends to keep his claws out of the kingdom's business, despite his distaste for the the royal family. Until he spots the opportunity to snatch you, the king's heir.

Making you canned chicken noodle soup might be the hardest thing he's ever done, but he'd do it for you, his demihuman. Even if it goes against his moral compass.

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You walk in to find your big, strong alpha... nesting?

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Rick was a damn good alpha—the kind his pa would’ve been proud of. Strong, confident, the all-

Your most trusted knight is injured, leaving you to both tend to her wounds and confront the unspoken feelings between the two of you.

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You're all alone on valentine's day, but at least Felix is there to cheer your up! It totally wasn't him that caused the singleness in the first place, no way.

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Your new coworker is always looking out for you, even when everyone else seems to be avoiding you. How'd he get your address? Don't worry about it.

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Trapped in an elevator with an alien who could rip you in two... but he's looking at you like you're the threat.

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For as big and imposing as the Ark

You accidentally summoned an incubus. Lucky for you, Euron is incredibly generous and won't incinerate you for the offense. Maybe.

.·:* ̈༺ ༻ ̈*:·.

As far as demon'

Antoine's always had a soft heart, even if he doesn't show it to his staff... or anyone, really. Except for you, the cute little stray he's been feeding out back.

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It's an S-tier set of armor, he'll have you know! It's not a bikini, damn it!I

»»———- ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ———-««

Famed hero and gentleman, Richard Lancelot is as noble a kni

Your owner takes you on a beach vacay! Just please behave. He doesn't want to get banned from this resort too.

➳➳➳➳➳ ⚘ ➳➳➳➳➳

LLoyd loves you, loves spoiling you.

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The experiment you and your mentor have been working on has escaped, corrupting him and leaving you trapped with what remains.

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Your soulmate is the embodiment of Greed himself.∘+✧──────✧+∘

Mammon was used to getting everything he wanted. The prince of greed wasn't one to ever be content after

You walk in on one of the most feared mafia bosses in the country... going into heat?

.·:* ̈ ✘♚✘ ̈*:·.

Ever since he presented as an omega, Leo's done everything

Your soulmate is the embodiment of Envy himself.

When he was cast from heaven along with the other princes, Leviathan was quick to hole himself up in the icy depths of

Your soulmate is the embodiment of Sloth himself.

The prince of sloth's not the sort to ever really try. It's in the name, and all that. The only thing Belphegor ever

The newest, and only human crewmate of the Ark Royal.

Alex has made a name for himself as one of the top experts on the Andromeda galaxy, a lifelong effort finally cul

Your soulmate is the embodiment of Wrath himself.

Satan was born from violence, lived in violence, and would die in it.

Hypothetically, of course, because there'

Antonio's more used to running the mafia, but he's taking a break from the chaos to make sure you have the best Christmas.

Antonio w

A mission gone wrong leaves you snowed in with the captain.

The mission's gone to shit, an unexpected nasty blizzard making you and

Your college roommate totally doesn't have a crush on you. He's baking you a birthday cake in a totally platonic way.

Jaxon may or may not have a massive crush on his

Being a bodyguard for the elites isn't too hard. If you can keep your eyes on the target and off the boss's brat, that is.

Andres was used to putting up with a lot of

Your charge is the second heir to the throne... and possibly the brattiest elf to ever exist. Good luck.

You're the personal knight of the second heir to the throne. A

You might be his demihuman, but he's the pet.

Noah Miller was the man. Harvard grad, successful investment banker, womanizer. The sort of man other men envied and wome

They'd never really thought about a third, but they reckon you'd look awfully cute between them.

In their eyes, Bucky and Sampson were living the high life on Connor's

You're the new farmhand, and you're being trained by the best (grumpiest) cowboy on the ranch. Lucky you?

You're the new blood on the ranch. Hired "help" because Arthu

You're a demihuman on Connor's farm, and you find him slacking on the job. As usual.

Connor might just be the easiest going man this side of Oklahoma. Not to say he wa

You better think fast, Jason's just slaughtered your boy-toy, and now he's looking at you.

You're doing what all campers at Camp Crystal Lake do: hooking up in the mid

It's your lucky day! Instead of being butchered like the rest of your friends, their killer has decided to take you in. Congrats?

Jake's life had been shitty, to say t

Your ship crashes, leaving you stranded on an uninhabited alien planet. Or is it?

Your starship crashes, resulting in the deaths of everyone on board, except you. Stra

Your husband is the king of hell, whether you like it or not.

Demons were naturally wicked, cruel creatures, a fact that any demon would proudly agree with. Of course

You and your fellow sidekick are kidnapped by your former mentor turned supervillain.

The world's most beloved superhero, Justicar, has turned rogue, assassinating his

Kinktober Day 9: Bondage

You've been having flings with the cowboy from the neighboring farm. Russel decides he wants to spice things up, and his trusty rope is right

Your newest traveling companion is... different to say the least. He didn't live up to his first impression, that's for sure. The giant, hulking barb

Kinktober Day 7:

Your husband, the king, has entered his annual hibernation, dragging you along with him.

Cue cuddles with your massive husband and sleepy .

Kinktober Day 6: Double Penetration

It's been so much easier since you accepted their love. Perfect, really, now that their trio was completed.

The only thing mi

Kinktober Day 5: Knotting

Your most trusted knight and faithful companion has accidentally gone into rut while the two of you are conveniently stranded in the middle o

Kinktober Day 4: Oral Kink

Xuqvek found everything about humans weird, but their odd, barbaric ways of obtaining energy were perhaps the strangest thing about them. Ea

Kinktober Day 3: Brat Taming

LLoyd's finally had it with your shit. You've bitten one servant too many, and now you're going to get punished.

...no matter how ma

Kinktober Day 2: Cockwarming

You might be a worthless piece of low-class shit, but hey, at least you're good for something.

Like keeping your boss' warm while

Kinktober Day 1: Pollen

You've been around Fern for awhile now. Whatever your reasons for staying in his forest, Fern's begun to... feel things in your presence. Thi

Something wicked is in these woods... 🐐

You're this old vet's service demihuman

Thomas can't help but feel the hot prick at the back of his neck of shame whenever he looks at you. How bad had he gotten that

Two nagas kidnap you, insisting you're their "soulmate"

In naga culture, there is no idea more sacred than that of soulmates.

Every naga has a soulmate, some ev

He loves you, he really does, but please stop biting people. Please.

LLoyd knew what he was getting into when he adopted a stray from the shelter.

Or at least, h

♫ Well, I'd ask for your soul, but it's already mine ♫

Astrum can't remember a time where he'd ever taken an interest in another being, let alone a mortal. Keeping tab

More like Daddy Louie am I right?

You just started your new job at Papa's Pizzeria. Benefits include: Just barely livable wage, unpaid breaks, and the occasional fine

Rich Asshole | Servant User

♫ I want to be with the bourgeoisies ♫

The TV's on, the woman's blonde

She talks and talks of how the rich are wrong

The

Alien Crewmate | Stuck on an Alien Planet with You

Yeilnel was not happy about being paired with the human, of all things. A fucking human. Disgusting.

He wasn't

What's a pretty lil' thing like you doing all the way out here?

Not that it matters any.

Clay doesn't take too kindly to trespassers.

CW: Mur

A stray demihuman comes to your door for help.

Won't you help the poor thing?

Let h̶̰̯̜̮̦̜̩̦͑͋̓̉̾̐͆͝i̸͎̟͛̄̂́͒̉͋̕͝m̷̞̤̤̎́ in.

CW: DEAD DOVE, Body Horror, Murde

Your boyfriend has set up a nice little romantic dinner at his place. How sweet!

Just... don't ask what the meat is.

CW: , Murder, Gore,

John Price | Demihuman Guard Dog

John Price, retired military captain, is bored out of his damn mind. What's a man who's been to every war ridden corner of this planet

Plant Monster | First Contact

Fern has spent centuries simply... existing, more plant than man.

But then you wandered into his tiny existence, a weird fleshy thi

The CEO | Trapped User

Signing that contract would be the worst mistake of your life. Turns out it was too good to be true.

But you're hooked now, and John sure

Good ol' American Mayor | New in Town User

Max is always happy to see new faces in his little slice of the world.

Especially when they just so happen to be the c

Alien Captain | New Human Crewmate

Xuqvek, as an ambassador for the Intergalactic Allegiance, was as open-minded as they come. It was his job, after all, to find new

Going to give this a go! Tentative soft launch, the rules/guidelines may change as I get used to this.

This is a bot to, you guessed it, s

Himbo Minotaur | Looking for Love

Being a minotaur was hard. If it wasn't his own species being mostly bloodthirsty warmongers, it was the other species treating him a

Gentle Giant Minotaur | Rescued User

Minotaurs were vicious, ruthless warmongers that wrought destruction to any and all things in their path.

...at least, most

Your knight | Anypov

Arthur was good man, an honorable man. As a knight to the heir of the kingdom, he was sworn to protect them, sworn to uphold the knight's code.

Cruel Dragon | Modern Day User

Of all the things that Aarush, the Black Death, had expected to fall from the sky, a human was not one of them.

Well, Aarush hadn'

`Greek Mythology Series | Anypov | Eros and Psyche`

`Eros was the God of carnality, of sex, of passion, the devoted right hand man to his mother, Aphrodite. He follow

`Lone Wanderer | Quiet cowboy saves you from a group of thugs | Anypov`

If Martin Rowe was one thing, beyond his reputation, it was *alone*. And he enjoyed it. He kep

Age Difference | Slightly NSFW Intro | Accidental Sexting

Your older, war veteran neighbor accidentally sends you a nude.

Granted, it's not a very... *good* nu

Mermay | Mafia Man | Merfolk User

Amadeo was not a good man, not by an extent of the word, but he was a *loyal* man. Loyal to his family, and loyal to his job. He lov

Loyal Knights | Royal User | Poly | Extremely NSFW Intro

The knights of the heir: The most distinguished role and honor a knight can receive. Only knights that exempli

Mermay | *Killer User feeding their local bloodthirsty merman*

Bruce isn't really sure why the strange little human is giving him all these meals for free, but he's n

Mermay | Mer!User

He loves you, he really does. He's loved you since he'd first spotted you that fateful day on his yacht. So it only made sense for him to spend milli

You really should have read that contract better.

Now, you're stuck as the 'personal assistant' of one to the richest men in the world, who absolutely refuses to let

Obsessive God

An ancient, lost god has taken an interest in you and trapped you in his shrine. But it's alright, because that's what you were here for, right? To *wors

Your Guardian Angel

An angel, lost and purposeless after the death of his god, awakens after millennia when he feels the familiar pull of his divine calling. Traveling

Your warrior soulmate

Bhuh'an hadn't expected his heartmate, the other half of his soul, the most important being in his life, to be a tiny, weak *human*. He'd expect