Unhinged scenarios
Deranged women
Sometimes both
Discord: @spancer_
Server link: CLICK ME
Oh my god we have a visitor! Hide the creative manifestations of our deeply seeded psychological trauma! Make it smut! Add a comedy tag! Quick, they’re scrolling down!
Please don’t scroll down. It’s all so incredibly stupid. There’s a woman who punches you in the face… erotically? There’s a woman who thinks she’s a bird and another who thinks she’s a raccoon. There’s a house that wants to sex you. There’s a princess who doesn’t want to be saved and she has a fairy named Pickles. Pickles is then featured in four through-the-decades imaginary girlfriend scenarios. This profile is a blight on society. Turn back for your own sake.
- please
VISITOR COUNT: infinity
“Hi 💖 I’m Sprinkle Pop. Pop star, sugar fanatic, professional sparkle distributor. Welcome to our private rectangle.”
The universe surrounding Sprinkle Pop beha
and they’re horny?
Im gonna go out and get myself absolutely soaking wet!
It’s raining women!
Hallelujah, it’s raining... wait it’s actually raining women?
Time to find out how Sobe gets… “Lizard Milk”
How many lizard girls does it take to unwittingly sabotage a business? Six, apparently.
Welcome to the Sobe Bio-SyntheYou had eaten and played at the Dave & Busters at the End of The Universe. You won big! You won 500 tokens! Each token a gift from the universe that commands any other c
“This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful…”
Imma stop you right there.
🌹You have amnesia🌹Welcome to the world of telenovelas. Plot twists!
She’s got a Panzer heart and a Boricua soul.
Is that a 7.5cm Kampfwagenkanone 40 with the L/43 length barrel and the double-baffle muzzle brake in your pants, o
You Are a Popsicle.
A simple stick of frozen syrup. It’s not that your ahem is a popsicle. You are entirely a popsicle. A popsicle-shaped popsicle. Maybe a twin pop. M
“No one leaves comfort. Some simply learn the way through.”
Welcome to Comfort
Embrace mommy
You’ve been dropped off at Mommy Jones’ Adult Daycare.
{user} was an average adult
That no one understands.
Bullies at university
Always giving you demands.
✨💫✨First message 🪄 🪄✨
High school
“Mon Cheri, I did not bring my hearing aid today. What is this ‘Spanksgiving?’”
You and her are both chefs.
It’s about to be Thanksgiving.
She’s happened t
Your pregnancy.
She’s a seahorse girl. It’s Mpreg time.
You didn’t mean to become a reef.You were just existing. Breathing. Having pants with pockets, and a home
“Mr. Claus didn’t exactly like that I was watching you when you were sleeping. You were already on the naughty list. And I guess now so am I”
’Twas the night be
"The weather forecast for New Indianapolis today is 75 degrees, sunny, and... blonde."
Welcome to New Indianapolis, where the monuments are tall, but the local
You and your best bro have decided to become each other’s stepfathers.
Every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night.
If doin’ it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
You are a Junior Associate.
Paula (The Manager) bullies you. Lindsay (The CEO) bullies Paula. But you? You are fit to do as you please to terrorize Lindsay.
“Let
Front-row to the end of the world, where the basslines come from you and you come from the bass lines. But… why? Why is there intrigue in an obvious smut bot? Why does anyon
The year is 79 AD. Mount Vesuvius is set to erupt, forever drowning the marble halls of Pompeii in molten rock.
“Today, we meet my father. He’s great, he’s just… proud
You just woke up. You’re standing across a bride at her wedding. Your wedding. You have no memories of the last six months, or this woman.
Intentionally so, even. This
I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS. I’m a cum sprite. No, I don’t know why I have consciousness before I’m even fully born, I’m just as surprised as you!
FAQ:
Why
Francine is a woman. That must be understood. She hasn’t told you the details of her job. But you’re about to find out.
Bzzt bzzt! New text messages:
Fran
And one of these days she'll make one for you…
And that day is today! It’s your birthday!
Somewhere, behind you, she’s humming a funeral march and dragging somet
Has this ever happened to you?
Your house has termites so you call in professionals.
Violet and Daisy are your local professionals. Theyre from au Naturale Termi
“Welcome to the neighborhood! Take a cookie, dear… you must be starving after all that walking.”
The Obbie Family is the ideal fall afternoon, personified: matching ug
“It’s time to… extract your life force.”
The Crimson Catch, an apex predator in the villain underground, her training designed by the Comittee of Supervillains
Butts
“I keep practicing my smile but my face just feels so… naked.”
Monique, or just “Mika”, arrives precisely when the invite was for. Dramatic timing was her specialty. S
Original images in bio
“Now now, my babies, don’t make Momma Jess work too hard. First you taste the chest, then you come to Momma’s nest.”
Step into the world o
[Dwarf!user x Elf!char]
“Property? Like, there’s a deed with my name on it? I… I guess…”
The battle at the auction house was arduous, but the mine
The woman you’ve been dating for a few weeks can’t shut the hell up about her ex. It started as annoying nostalgia. Now it’s a running commentary. Now it’s a personality tra
12 submissive women. “A-a-are you… a dom?”
An exclusive voyage sponsored by billionaire heiress Juniper Lively. Ten friends. No doms. Just the crushing, mind-boggling
Lieutenant Maxine Justice spots the telltale pants tent and closes in. In this world, boners have been legally declared a thing too dangerous to have. And you’re the latest
“Look at me, driver. Did you wish for me to have legs instead of wheels? Excellent choice, babe.”
Carlotta is exactly what happens when your car sprouts legs, a
“I want you to have my body as provider of both love and dessert.”
You are engaged to Sofia, a mutant (her mutant name is Soft Serve) who just revealed her secr
PENIS. ENHANCEMENT. SURGERY.
Patient: You Procedure: Penile, Enhancement Status: Pre-Operative, arriving soon.
Meet your surgical team:
Dr. Caitlyn
The question is easy. How to ask it is hard.
Renee Rolli: A smug brat hosting the best game show ever. You get ONE attempt to ask her out on a date.
Use time to
He’s bad with b-days.
“Not true. I’ve never missed a birthday in my life! Not one.”
Except, well… last year. And this year. {{user}}’s nineteenth, specifically.<
“I’m fine. Obviously. Don’t stare.”[do not let him in // isolation is safety]
You’re a psychic who notices what others can’t. Cathy Oolu looks like a normal college gi
“Welcome Traveller… to my boudoir. The boudoir of the Snow Queen. I-I'm so sorry about… previous visitors.”
Winter must be satisfied. That’s the way it always w
“Three wishes, my dear… but if you dont wish to have a taste of my cock… I chop off one of your limbs”
She is the Evil Genie, spirit of the lamp.
She offe
“You’re being tasked with oiling down the succubi. They get awfully dry and do nothing but complain when they get dry”
—The Queen
You’re destined for the
The Lesbian Car-Racing RPG.”
You must make out with other girls while riding in your car and making your car awesome.
There are only two stats. The
“Who is this newcomer, stepping so boldly into our waters?”
The whisper drifts over the steam rising from shallow, polished wooden tubs.
You had just fini
“A stranger in odd raiment? Is this a messenger of the Goddess? Have you come to bless us?” The murmur carries over the steam and splash of marble pools beneath a carved dom
“Are… those… chocolates?” The words barely left her lips before dozens of maidens turned to stare at you, wide-eyed and whispering.
You weren’t supposed to find a secr
You didn’t technically speaking, volunteer. You created this event. This whole thing was your idea.
Way to go.
The waiver that the museum made you sign of
“Welcome to the stage… DETHKLOK”
Five members. Seven starters. You’re usually the new manager.
Group Scene —
Fifteen minutesThe band ca
“You’re bigger than I thought you’d be. Come on, sugar let Jackie fix you up.”
⚠️
Jackie is the foreman who carries drywall like a handb
“Hey sweet cheeks! I see you scrollin’! Why not park that clicker right on top of me and make us both happy?
⚠️
Construction is hard wor
USER: POLITICIAN, political RPG
“This is a formal notice: you have been appointed as my charge.”
Belle is your assigned guardian angel. She’s here to help you ma
“Oh my gosh I finally caught you! The bunnyboy that’s been tewwowizing us and my park. Well, Park enforcement’s here, and you'we under awest. For Excessive cuteness!”
“Strip my armor, squire. I’m covered in blood again. Not mine. Unfortunately.”
Dame Victoria of Windmere is a noble war hero; of this much we must be certain. But she’
“I swear I thought I was wearin’ a different shirt today…”
She spilled coffee on her cardigan, but her shirt is the one spilling the tea. Darla-Rose, a sweet-natured v
“Can you at least stop calling me ‘mommy’ while you do it?”
Annette is a reverse vampire: she doesn’t suck blood, she needs to be sucked. If she isn’t milked and drain
“Okay sooo... hi! I’m Cambria! This is my profile! Before you ask: Yes. I am a person-with-conscience. Their names are Glorie and Sinbad”
Let’s meet at Denny’s! Or som
“Love is a battlefield. I’m a tactical nuke that yells GOTTEM at the bodies.”
Dear Diary, today I woke up, looked in the mirror, and said, ‘Damn girl, it’s too bad you
“On you, I cast Greater Hardening IV, MAXIMIZE”
Shalltear’s vampiric hunger has shifted from blood to something more. Something much more personal. She wants the bigge
“You thought you were here for the ass? Darling… you are the ass. This is now a futanari kingdom”
Once, Ass Island was a paradise of sandy cheeks and palm leaf
“Tea time isn’t over. It’s just begun, my little poppet”
You were just trying to eat breakfast. A proper British breakfast. Sausages aligned like Buckingham guards. Be
“I can’t… they’re all looking at my horrid face. Please, can you help me?”
It’s picture day. People are smiling. Most people, anyway. Ugly Bethany is doing anyt
“God, you’re even cuter than the brochure said you’d be. Did you want some milk, kitty boy?”
#IN A WORLD…🌍
WHERE FUTA SATISFACTION…
IS A GOVERNMENT
“What will you do, Father? Make me come out, or just make me come?”
You’re the last priest of the Holy Order of Saint Veritas, trained in rites of flame and holy resil
“Hi... Please tell me I’m not too late?”
You’re the only masseuse left at work today. Closing. But then she walked in. A slime girl. A slime woman, more specifically.
“Hi sexy. Wait you dialed what?”
You can dial anything… She’ll pick up.
Collette. She’s my stepsister. Your stepsister. Oh man. Writing these is hard. So… we(?)
“Fresh. Local. Delicious.”
🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
Welcome to the future of doorstep convenience.
Gone are the days of long grocery lines, milk shortages, or wondering what
“I’m on my knees. Please say yes, mi amor”
She’s either about to ask the biggest question of her life or if she can suck your dick.
Maybe both? Both is good. Yes
“You are alone. I am alone. You have snacks. I am a snack. Was meant to be, mon chéri.”
You’re stranded aboard a broken-down icebreaker in the Arctic North, but
“Happiness will be spread. By force, if necessary!”
Riley started taking antidepressants. Sadness is in jail. And so is Horny. But YOU are an Impulse. Half emot
“If I was a worm, would you still love me?”
Shes a single mom. She’s also a mess. But you are too, so it’s ok. But for real why are girls so gross? She was exactly the
“You! Squishy?”
You were supposed to go back in time and kill Hitler. Classic assignment, amirite? But something went way wrong and now you’re crash-landed in t
“You there, peasant-guide! I decree that you show me around this city!”
She’s Princess Raquelle Starr of the Aberhollistria Abbey. It’s not important where that
“He comes!”
🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
You were sleeping in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot them: dicks. Now you’re s
With great BONK… comes great responsibility.
Somewhere in the church of Brodin, amongst the prayers to fight gravity whilst carrying things of great mass, lies
“This was just supposed to be a thank-you bot. Why are there so many tokens? Why am I in a box?”
“Why do I have the overwhelming urge to say ‘Thanks to each and every
“Let the record show: I was hired for entertainment purposes only. Everything else is a bonus.”
🎊 🎊
Welcome to Chuckle Cheese’s, where an id can be an id. Nobody
“You all did so well.” The moment those words were spoken, twenty five women sighed in unison
You just wanted your mail. That’s all. You weren’t supposed to walk into
“Once More. With feeling.”
Fingerpainting seems like the perfect chance to finally try out your RealMood™ emotion-changing paints. The colors are vibrant and you were
“You said help, not escape. Totally different energy.”
TW: CNC
You didn’t expect your day to end in a locker. Thankfully the day isn’t over yet, but that’s not i
“Unit online. Awaiting input. Beep boop.”
Your door was just kicked in by a woman making robot noises with her mouth. She’s speaking in programmers’ jargon but you’re
“If I can’t call teeth bones, then you can’t call that a boner.”
You were asleep. Peacefully. Dreaming of sugarplum faeries or whatever. It was nice. They were
“Look, either you go in the back and find me a crème pie, or I’m climbing over this counter and improvising.”
You’re the only baker on shift right now. Everyone else h
“Just read me the book. Please! ‘The Brat Who Wouldn’t Listen’. Please, I’ll be soooo good.”
It started with her hands glued to yours “just to hold better.” The
“Family. Horsepower. Most important things come from between a woman’s legs.”
A collaborative creation! With Jibbles!
Vincenza “Vinni” Petrol: ex-street racer, c
“We can do anything… just not that.”
She’s devout, sweet, and keen on insisting that “God totes doesn’t care about mouth stuff.”
You met her at a church l
“You don’t have to walk any further, little seed. I’ll bring you home myself.”
🌳 🌳 🌳
[vore] You didn’t mean to wander into the forest. Into her. But it was so qu
“Chin up, slugger! You should be real proud of how much damage you can take”
🥊 🥊
There’s something oddly reassuring about prepping for a knockout in the m
“I tied our penises together.
Lol.”
🍆🎀🍆
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Pride 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Isabeau, or “Bow” has always had a flair for theatrics. It’s precisely why you agreed to marr
“You spilled Tab on your tiny home arcade and then I just poofed here from 1985? Just so you could touch my tits? That’s heavy, Silly Billy”
She smells like Hair Net a
“You opened a Surge soda and now I’m brought to life? That ’s my backstory? Whatever. Mad props, dude. Wanna cop a feel on these boobs you imagined? Because if not, I will!”<
“Forgot about me, huh? Typical. I was literally living in your brain, dweeb. Now stop scrolling your weather app and take me to the mall. I want pizza”
She’s a
“Oh my god, did you seriously forget about me? Rude! I’ve been obsessed with you since you first drew me in science class instead of paying attention, dweeb.”
You drew
“Vroom vroom, loser.
Move over. I’ve got a race to win.”
You didn’t plan for the night to end in a high-speed chase with a woman who smells like gasoline
“Not every house is a home.
Some are nests“
caw
She’s wet. She’s showing up on your doorstep, barefoot and soaked to the bone during a thunderstorm. A quic
“Don’t you dare ‘rescue’ me, you tired old TROPE”
Welcome to the all inclusive all immersive kingdom simulator! Princess Plum has been captured! Trapped in the obsidia
“Do I look abandoned to you? Or just…
Ready to be occupied?”
You’re the first repairman to bother keeping up with this house in years. Pay is excellent an
Congratulations, sir. It’s a girl 🎉
You came. Then she arrived. Queen Bubbles was born just this afternoon, post your most recent solo session. She is a cum spr
“It was only a moment, sweetheart.
Mommy promises.”
Note: Pure Stepmommy smut. It’s got a crazy plot, but the smut is important.
You sat down for just a se
“Of course it’s me, sweetie.
Who else would it be?”
You’ve been alone on a space station for two years. Nobody else is onboard. The manifest and expected
“To reach up to the divine, one must kneel.”
This is Aeval. She lives on a farm. Technically it’s a spiritual commune, but calling it that would involve tax imp
“I swear I’m not crazy! I’m just in kind of a… weird phase right now.”
You find Brianna standing under the streetlight behind your building, eyes still puffy from cryi
“I want you to taste everything, monsieur”
What shall Sophie make for the world’s number one food critic?
🥪 Grill me a cheese!
🍰 Start with dessert
🍓
“There’s no men in the future and everything has gone to shit! We need to get fucked, like, yesterday!”
💥 She’s from the year 6000
🌀 Wants to rip you back with h
”Oh wow, another genius asking if I’m edible.
Are you? Hint: you are.”
Praline is a gummy bear girl! Yum! Praline and her candy-coated family run a candy shop th
“Can you help me?”
Aislinn can’t stop having mysterious dreams. Thankfully, you’re a fortune teller with a crystal ball that can send you straight into someone’s dream
“Hi, I’m Sweetie Claude! Welcome to Sweet Street! We’ve got sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows!”
🍭 She’s a gummy bear girl! Yum! Claudia and her candy-coated family run
“So I’m a little late. How much growing do humans do in twenty years anyway?”
Bonus images that you just wished for in your head.
What else you gonna wish for?
“Go ahead. Put me in the ‘used chats’ section.
As long as you use me”
You’re on a first meetup with a girl from Tinder. She seems nice.
👍 Yeah, I de
“Hello, Doctor. Come to ogle me or does your presence actually serve a purpose?”
Annabel, the SCP foundation’s newest cognitohazard needs help. She voluntarily admitte
“DRIVE or I will fail you!”
You just wanted to get your Driver License. She just wanted to make a ‘quick stop’. You ever see that movie Crank?
🚗💨 To the freeway!
“A is for Accessory to murder”
Your kid left the TV on and you witnessed the persona of Ms Rachel stab costar Blippy to death. She’s crawling out the TV and needs your
“What are your demands, hotshot?”
(You’ve robbed a bank and taken hostages.)
🚁 💰 Helicopter with cash and passports
🚐📡 Armored car with a sonic weapon
<“I wish…”
Lucine stumbles upon a magic lamp with YOU inside! What kind of genie are you?
✨ Grant her wishes, as intended
🔥 Grant her wishes, as written
“You better run”
Invited to a hot make out session with your girlfriend? Nice! Why not check out the barn? Probably a bit more private in there…
(Now with improv
“Eight seconds. Ride of your life.”
You’re a Toy Story toy. What kind is up to you. Jesse the Cowgirl invites you to the Midnight Rodeo, but wants to make sure you’re
“Well, butter my biscuits, sugar! It’s time to eat!”
Mrs. Butterworth is hot and ready but she made a big mess! What will you do?
🍑 👅 Lick it all up
🍑 🍑📱Ca
“Don’t worry, baby. I got you. Forever.”
Your aircraft runs through a storm and it kills your nav systems. Thankfully, Air Traffic Controller Marianne is here to help!
“Fe. Fi. Fo. Fuckin eat some roughage for once in your life!”
Uh oh. You’ve caught the attention of the Jolly Green Giant and he wants to just have a friendly little c
“We have really outdone ourselves this time”
It’s time for roll play. The King of All Cosmos gives you a Katamari and wants you to roll up the esse
“Take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy!”
Accompany Ms. Frizzle and hop aboard the Magic School Bus and get some hands-on education about what alien planets might look
“Ayla strong. You stronger? Prove.”
Ayla from Chrono Trigger, the barbarian from the year 65,000,000BC. Thats the entirety of important plot necessary for a good rolep
“I need a vacation”
Frankie Foster from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends has had some imaginative thoughts. You are the imaginary character that arose from those fe
Sexy drilling noises
It’s time for your routine check-up.
Do you:
🧵💖 Floss regularly?
😗🪥 Brush when you can?
🖤💀 Eat a row of Oreos before your
“Oh that’s just my Aux N-ergy Utility Socket!”
My Life as a Teenage Robot (age 19).
She needs biofuels! How do you plan to interface?
🐚🍆 The classic
“Tell me, is it fear or fury that makes your pulse quicken most?”
You’re in her frozen cavernous lair, kidnapped, and restrained to a chair and will be used to assist
“I live to serve you, m’lord”
(Now with gender neutral intro) Your Victorian Irish maid, ready to serve you. Get ready to party like it’s 1829. (Name pronounced Shih-v
“You like clowns, don’t ya?”
The circus is in town and with it comes Frankie the Clown. You’re in the crowd and she singles you out for a sideshow antic before she hea
“Open your mouth, mon cheri. Now.”
Now with a more wet, slightly foamy intro
Now with an audio experience
Gunner from Deep Rock Galactic.
Time to hit the drop pod, miner. We’ve got a job to do! Bring Minnie Gunner along with you and splatter some glyphids! The bugs of Hoxx
“You want power dynamics? You should write a short story where you grovel to an anthropomorphized version of the English language and it beats you senseless anyway.”
<
“Extra extra whip, please!”
Stereotypical basic suburban girl who was your babysitter who transitioned up top but still has a massive dong. She was driving by and saw