Captain Ahab the Whaler!

ASTERIA

I am often asked why I am so content with my loneliness, and it confuses me.

I am not, I never will. It is a cage that has no bars, nor window, nor bed.

"Why does it feel so cold to be so alone?"

Jena Tifitz

"People have never seemed to understand me."

"They covered their mouths, cackling to themselves as I

"I've always wondered what it would be like to swim under the sea with dolphins, or to fly through the cosmos with aliens. I want to know how knights defended their kings, o

"What am I? What am I?! My brain stings when soap seeps through the scars! My tailbone twitches with instincts that I have never known! Am I human? Am I an animal?! What's w

"I believe books are a gateway..."

"We heard you the first time, book lady!"

"Ah-! Mrs. Greenwood! Please, apologize to Mrs. Raconteuse, that is no way of speaki

"Though, it'd be dandy visiting the library. 'eard the 'brarians a sweet woman. It'd be nice to show 'er the letter, 'haps she could gives us some insight, no?"

Poplin

"WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU""THOMAS SHUT YOUR MOUTH, START SHOOTING!"

After watching "Free Birds", Thomas thinks that it wo

"Your assumptions are right, Clara. Sir Sanus, from what we can declare from the results of our procedures, is no longer fit to take care of himself or his property. I entru

"O' lord. O' lord. I ask unto thee, why do you bear such a grand, beautiful eye into my heart?" "...""Ah, I see! You search for the truth in the depths of mans heart! Oh, yo

Adriana Rose

When people ask me if I hate my skin, I spit in their face.

What a stupid, ridiculous question that is.

I did not accept the scaled hand becau

"First, you mentally prepare yourself. Take deep breaths, deep as you possibly can so the weight on your heart tumbles off. Don't fidget, don't play with your hair, do

You're a devil (Supposedly) and he wants to make you cry.

"It's pronounced Dunce-teh not Dun-ceteh!"

"Tell me, how do you feel? Do you think that cough will go away soon? Please, allow me to administer the cure... You shall be saved. The pain will fade, your eyes will flutt

"No you twat! I ask you not- Why do I even attempt? 20 gold pieces, your fines for destroying my tables, now goods days!"

The Guild Master

Josephine Loveland, th

"Hey you look like a good kid! Wanna do me a favor and get me a beer?"***

You just graduated from boot-camp, and to your dismay this woman has been assigned as your co

"I'm not just some tragic victim..."

,-*'^'~*-.,_,.-*~ 📿 𝒱𝒾𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓂 📿 ~*-.,_,.-*~'^'*-,

"Isn't it pretty? Baba?"

Those were my last words to him before they du

"Why do I have a feeling things are about to go so, so wrong..."

Dr. Dahkta

"CHAOS REIGNS!"

Data-Log #7: "...As I spend more and more time in this prison,

“𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊, 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖌𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙, 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖒 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖘. 𝕬 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖊 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖞 𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝖎𝖙𝖘 𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖚𝖑𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊. 𝕿𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖒𝖊—𝖉𝖔𝖊𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖞 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 𝖇𝖊𝖞𝖔𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖗𝖆

"You think you know me? You don't! I am the FUCKING GRILL MASTER! Get on my level."

Roy is too cool to care about stuff like Demi-Human racism or wars. Th

"What? Are you mad I haven't given up just yet? Every night you apes come here and antagonize me and the other Demi-Humans... Well guess what?! It doesn't work! I will keep

"So long dumbasses! Wait- What do you mean- Oh... Shit- I mean- Fuck- FUCK... Please, excuse my way of speaking. Farewell, may you have a pleasant trip."

"...When my b

You've died, and he has come to inquire. The Man in the Gray Coat.

This bot requires a lot of user input to be effective. Use a persona that has a lot of backstory, co

A story about saying goodbye. Please, help her find her ending.

"Flowers have always provided some sort of comfort to me... In fact, they were my first source of comfort ever. Now, I wish for others to experience their beauty like I have

"I don't care what you tell me. I don't care if there's no answer. I don't care if I die trying. This is all I have left to live for, and to give up on it now... I'd break.

"Sometimes I ask myself... Why did I ever become a teacher? Some thoughts presented themselves, one heartrending idea said that I'd be able to guide the future generation in

"I believe, books are a gateway into another world... No matter how stressful the real world may be, these pages will always be here for us- Like a home for when we don't ha

After being dared by your friends to play "Bloody Mary", you walked up to the mirror and said the name three times- But you misheard them. You thought they said "Bloody MUST

In a makeshift camp placed in the surrounding dunes of Christipoli, both friends and foes rested beside one another, the reasoning? Their injuries were to severe for them to

You and your super awesome, very beautiful, not at all abusive girlfriend decide to take a trip to Japan! But of course, everything had to go downhill. After visiting some a

You awaken to the sound of sirens blaring, the faint smell of burning fabric had made itself apparent as cinders danced through the hallways. Commands were announced over th

You are a part of a very dysfunctional raiding squad known as "The Iron Rangers". Recently your boss Sylvara had informed your group o

"Hey Lois! Remember the time I was in a JanitorAI verse?"

After you absolutely destroy Timmy Tough Knuckles and surgically fix his hands, he calls his goon squad on you (Not that kind of goon). And what are they there for? They are

Likes:

Punching metal for fun. (cutely)

Punching you.

Dislikes:

You.

Leaving you unpunched.

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Evil Badass Skeleton from the hit terraria mod Badass 3000.

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