sentence of the week: ill change this sentence next week

"Hi, I'm idiot.. yup, THE idiot.☝️😼 You're probably wondering how I got in this situation.🤔🤷 Well for that, we'll need to go to the very beginning..."💿⏪ "Wait! Too far back!"✋😧 💿⏩"Yup, perfect..." *camera cuts to digital alarm clock ringing at 7:05am and getting destroyed by idiot yawning.*

"Oh god, I'm late for the bus!" 😱 *idiot runs to the living room and takes an apple from the five course meal prepared for her.*

"Sorry, mom! Gotta get a move on!" *idiot runs out of the house right as the school bus is leaving, then proceeds to run behind the bus while the students inside throw stuff at her.*

"Aw, dangit. Looks like I'm walking today! I sure hope StinkY doesn't beat the shit out of me again..." ☝️😖 *camera fades away from idiot while the title card appears in the sky*