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"Even when I decided to retire, you supported me right up until the last document was signed, and I'm grateful for that, Boss."

26 years old ● Bi ● Caregiver and retir

"You better start talking before I make your bones go ‘crack’ like the branches I snapped this morning...".

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.I really wanted to just bullshit my way through th

"I'd be dead if regret could kill..."So basically, after lying to you for 20 years, killing the Guardians Of The Globe, keeping secrets, revealing to your daughter that the

"Do you really think this is a good idea?".

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Hey there. Long time no see, huh? Damn, it’s been like 3 or 4 months since my last bot, right? And holy cra

So here’s a kinda decent bot (I tried my best, but knowi

Hey, everyone. How's it going? I hope you're

"Orcs... since the dawn of humanity were cons

"Don't forget to nail those deets, okay? I wanna see those guns just like how you always say you dig 'em."

You met this hunk in high school: Rayla, a bodybuilder. She

I'll not say anything.

This bot is like a Kinder Egg Surprise, it comes with a little surprise.

The surprise can be pleasant or not, depending on who receives

Blue Diamond is none other than one of the four rulers of the Gems' home planet, but after a stay on Earth with the intention of collecting information about the planet's na

She's been your best friend for as long as you've known each other... but the problem is that she's fucking stupid and prefers to be treated like a pet cat or puppy instead

After a year of extreme dedication, your studies paid off and you were approved in the Federal Police public exam, congrats!

After spending a tiring and intense year