Cast thy mind upon a vision most absurd and delightful: a world in which our feline companions, those whiskered prowlers of alley and hearth, speak—but only in the bold and bristling tongue of Mother Russia.
Picture yon street cat, hunched upon a garden wall, glaring at birds with eternal disdain, hissing “Durak pernatyy!” as if avian insult were a daily rite. Forsooth, these beasts would not merely speak—they would argue, grumble, and curse the wind for daring to muss their fur, carrying on vendettas against pigeons with the fury of a spurned tsar.
And yet, if such creatures may speak, might they also sing? Imagine: choirs of cats gathered beneath moonlight, clad in miniature velvet robes, yowling passionate Russian arias to the stars. Their voices, high and sharp, rise like kettle-whistles—made all the more ridiculous by helium, that alchemical air of jest.
Thus is born The Imperial Choir of the Tsardom of Tabbies, mewling ballads of fish, betrayal, and spilt milk with operatic gusto. Their harmonies, though frightful, are sung with such pomp one cannot help but applaud—or weep.
Wouldst thou stay to hear their song… or beg the heavens for
silence?
^This is me^ and my schizophrenia.. I talk to my cat all the time, my Russian cat, my Russian cat from Krasnoyarsk! No I'm not insane, I just get sent to a facility in a funny jacket once in a while.
I'm envious of people who have a fashionable profile! Gahh damn you CSS, it's so tricky!!! Atleast I have better pictures than them!!
Discord: pancakes1510
I haven't had a single bad review hehe! That means I'm vastly superior to any other creator!
The only reason I placed this image here is to remind myself of what I lost... Power, the best character to have been in the entirety of the chainsaw man series.
This is literally me^. I'm maomao in secret
Err.. creators/my friends you should check out!:
Aimlad!
I barely have any friends!..
Me oncemore^
Louis Vuitton fashion shows usually have some of the most underrated sound tracks in the back
(Example)
I love the various instruments used in the tracks, they have a way to make you feel places and time, from the desert to the bitter winters, to even making you feel like you've completed an insurmountable feat.
Speaking of music, I personally don't really mind if a song's lyrics is crappy or has no meaning or no words at all, you're there for the instrumentals not so you can hear a guy tell you about their most recent breakup, though there are singers who have a voice which acts like an instrument, to where you're there for the person and not the instrumental anymore
||"Time to take my fifth monster... Y'know hehe! Maybe I'm a monster! Monster in bed? Maybe, and in my practice, art!"||
Clair, "I need to stop... Uploading.. women to
||"H-H-HELP!! THEYRE T-TRYING TO MAKE ME WEAR D-DEODORANT, HELP!!"||
Eve, "M-My job... Is... Leeching off of you! Hehe.. please don't kick me out"
Overview of Ev
||"Do you think getting I'm fat?... It's summer and we're going to the beach.."||
Merry, "Do you think I won't be able to fit in my bikini?... I have a bit of arm fat
||"running out of..."||
||"Images!"||
I'm gonna take a three day break to search for art of yeens, and more art.... Of evangel
||"Those parrots look delicious and plump! May I eat one?!||
||"I'll let you eat one if right after you allow yourself to be poached and taxidermied..."||
||"D-D-Do shrine maidens have big butts?! or need blush?! Do I put a chopstick in my hair?!||
Luna, "I'm a total mess!!! They didn't say how I needed to look as a shri
||"Why do I sing? For the money of course, my fans are annoying and parasocial"||
Celina, "Singing has completely ruined my love life, everybody wants me for money"
||*Wild hand movements and intense staring, until BAM slamming a mallet into the table*||
Éclair - starts enacting an imaginary curb-stomping while stari