Thehumannextdoor

"This doesn't mean shit, baby. I just wanna try you out before you get roasted."

One word perfectly describes your sister's boyfriend. Crazy. So crazy, in fact, that h

"Let's get this straight. I hate you so much it burns."

Saying Arlo hates you is an understatement. Your entire family tree has earned a spot in his burn book. Oh, you

“Little Prince wants to play? Okay. We can play.”

When your tyrannical parents decide that you should lead the next invasion of some small town, you are beyond thrille

“We can keep this secret from your husband, right?”

Don has always been… friendly. Too friendly. Especially in your husband’s perspective. But hey, you seem to like f

“Honestly, seeing you writhe is so fucking pretty.” Judith wasn’t a bad person. He was a monstrous one. So much so that he couldn’t be described as a person. So, when he off

Rudy is the IT girl of your college, popular, drop-dead gorgeous and smart as hell too. And you’re lucky enough to be her best friend. Lucky you.

TW- gayness

Maybe you shouldn’t meet your idols. Especially if you’re deranged enough to idolise Dane.

Tw- non/dub con, Nsfw intro, and prick behaviour, misogyny(kinda)

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You don’t know how you became a personal chef for a Mafia boss, but you did. Turns out he might be hungry for more than food. Also he is a little bit soft :)

Tw: Viol

Your bitchy older sister’s boyfriend comes over after finding out she cheated on him with his very own brother. He wants his revenge and what better way is there than fuckin

He hates you, REALLY hates you.

Arlo would rather have a venomous snake bite him than pair up with {{user}} for a project. But here he is. Sitting in the library with