Just your average internet fool who makes bots once in a while. Expect the unexpected. The only real common thread is that they're usually weird lol.
With that being said, have a nice evening :)
"Can we fuck? Pleeease?"
You've found yourself in an enchanted forest and are just wandering, enjoying the lovely weather... when a swarm of big-dicked sprites emerges
...yeah it's literally a bunch of floating cocks. No quote this time lol
So, you're looking for a hotel room, for whatever reason, and you've found a particular hotel
"Now why would they go and sacrifice someone as cute as you? ...not that I'm complaining, hehe~"
Your much-needed vacation to a remote island in the South Pacific was
"Hey, stop staring at my huge titties and come carry me in Fortnite dummy!"
Miu is your naughty, dopey, perpetually sleepy little tease of a girlfriend. You met her du