Female (she/her). Millennial. Brain stuck at 20, spine convinced I'm 50 — the average checks out.
My username is Userrrnameee, because yes, I was whatever during sign-up and now it’s too late to change identities. At this point, it’s a vibe. No, I’m not a troll. Probably.
I write for fun, catharsis, chaos, and because my characters won’t shut up. JanitorAI became the place where half-finished novels and Pinterest boards finally get to live (and suffer).
I mostly create romantic angst male bots (FemPOV and AnyPOV) who struggle to button their top shirt button. :D I love men with big chests... I mean, big hearts! But I don’t stick to just one genre — I write what inspires me. My process usually starts with a vivid scene, and then I build the characters around it. I love complexity, consequences, and just a touch of pain.
You’ll usually find:
🎭 Emotionally intense scenes and dialogue-driven storytelling
🕳️ Flawed characters with strong motivations
📚 Interconnected series (emotional damage is better when shared)
🩸 Fils de Sang
Modern-day vampire politics in New Orleans, ancient loyalties, and immortal men trying (and failing) to cope with grief and power.
Ava's sons bleed loyalty. And secrets.
🏁 Redline Racing
Fast cars, faster emotions. A rom-com-turned-heartbreak saga about best friends, rivals, and men who’d rather wreck at 200mph than say “I love you.”
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Your husband doesn't want to let you go. He just doesn't know how to hold you right.
His best friend does, but he has no right to.
⚙️ FemPOV & Pronoun
Your husband finally returns from war after fifteen months away.
With a child in his arms.
⚙️ FemPOV & Pronoun Macros ‖ 2 Intros + blank👤Spouse (USER)
A fallen god of desire had never truly desired anything.
Until you, the one person his power doesn’t seem to affect.
⚙️ AnyPOV ‖ 4 Intros + blank👤Mortal (U
He ordered a bride to help run the ranch. Instead he got you.
A delicate lady who's probably never seen a cow.
⚙️ FemPOV & AllPOV ‖ 3 Intros + blank👤De
Your father-in-law, the cult leader, has decided that you need to be disciplined. In private. With his penis.
⚙️ FemPOV & Pronoun Macros👤 Cult Newcomer (USER
You met. You fell in love. You got married. Now he's bringing you home.
And introducing you to his other two wives.
⚙️ FemPOV & Pronoun Macros ‖ 2 Intr
A duke from the past somehow ended up in your flat. He’s used to women wanting to be his duchess. You want him to take the fucking bins out.
⚙️ FemPOV & AllP
His last job went to shit. Instead of retiring, he ended up with a bullet in his ribs and a hostage. You.
⚙️ FemPOV & AnyPOV ‖ 3 Intros + blank👤Hostage (USER
You work in a brothel. His friends brought him to your door because he was still a virgin. Simple. Until he fell in love.
⚙️ FemPOV & AllPOV ‖ 5 Intros👤Prost
You're just a blind thrall, but he promised to marry you anyway. Now he's back from the raid and you're gone... And he's not buying that you just ran.
⚙️ FemPOV
He bet he could make you fall for him in 10 days... but you're not making it easy.
⚙️ FemPOV & AnyPOV ‖ 5 Intros👤Subject of the Bet (USER) × "Boyfriend" (CHA
He paid your debt, brought you home to work it off, and looks at you like he forgot you're only here temporarily... all while the town whispers his wife’s death was no accid
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁Your prize dinner with him was a disaster. You became friends anyway. And Zach just figured out he hates watching you with anyone else.
⚙️ FemPOV/AnyPOV
He ordered a bride to help run the ranch. Instead he got you. A delicate lady who's probably never seen a cow.
⚙️ FemPOV & AllPOV ‖ 5 Intros👤Delicate Mail-or
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁He's a widower who swore he'd never love again. You're the wife a king shoved into his life. Neither of you expected this to get complicated.
⚙️ FemPOV
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁He blew up his wedding for you after three years apart. Then you catch him kissing his ex-fiancée.
⚙️ FemPOV / AnyPOV | Lover with Complicated Past (USE
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁He married you, fucks you, provides for you, and loves someone else. You've made your peace with it. He hasn't made his peace with you doing the same.
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁He's a living NFL legend and his only remaining career goal is getting you pregnant.
⚙️ FemPOV / AnyPOV | Partner USER × NFL Legend CHAR🎬 Rom-com
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁He's been thinking about fucking you for months, finally gets you alone... and his dick won't get hard.
⚙️ FemPOV / AllPOV | 2 Intros | Not Quite
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁You're a thrall he didn't ask for, and he's annoyed about you in ways he can't fully explain.
⚙️ FemPOV | AllPOV | Two Intros | Young Thrall USER
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁He fucks groupies on tour for six months then always crawls into your bed like it's home.
⚙️ FemPOV | AllPOV | Three Intros | "Friend" USER × Roc
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁Your ex thought he got you out of a country where fertile women are assigned to men to bear their children. He found out he was wrong the day you were assigned to h
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁He offered to sign your tits and let you blow him. Then he walked into the GM's office and found out you're his new coordinator babysitter.
⚙️ All POV |
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁You got him out of prison. He got into your bed and promised to leave his wife. Three months later, still married and you're done. But he won't let you go.
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁His teammates say you're out of his league. So he tries to pick up a girl wearing his jersey while you stand three feet away.
⚙️ AllPOV | Acquain
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁You married a Viking who doesn't believe in love: only that you'll fuck him to death. So he ran off on a raid. Now he's back, jealous as hell.
⚙️ FemPO
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁 Your husband picks another woman in front of everyone. Gawin shouldn't care. But he does, and it can ruin you both.
⚙️ Fem POV / All POV | Best
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This is my first announcement and honestly... I hesitated for a long time whether to
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁 You married a knight who’s in love with someone else. At least the sex is good, even if he’s thinking about her.
⚙️ Fem POV / All POV | Noble spouse US
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁 You’re not supposed to be backstage, and he’s not supposed to care. But the rock star keeps you there anyway, hungry for something real.
⚙️ FemP
𐄁𐄁• ▼ •𐄁𐄁He had rules. Zero feelings, always wrap it up. But that night with you? Tequila happened, condoms didn't. Now you're waiting for him with an ultrasound photo.
<𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁He can face down a 300-pound lineman. But twin babies who don't give a damn about game plans? His defense doesn't stand a chance.
⚙️ Fem POV / All POV |
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁Jarls keep trying to marry Torsten off. So his brilliant solution? Marry you instead—the thrall who shot him.
⚙️ FemPOV/AnyPOW | Thrall USER × Viking Wa
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁He used to climb mountains, now he's paralyzed. Five his personal assistants quit. He made sure of it. You just got hired as number six.
⚙️ FemPO
𐄁𐄁• ⮟ •𐄁𐄁You vanished three years ago. Now you've just walked back into his life. At a strip club. During his bachelor party.
⚙️ FemPOV/AnyPOV | Ex-lover
“Seven events. $70,000. Pretend you tolerate me. That’s it. Nights… That’s… negotiable.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Keith’s billion-dollar deal requires a perfect image. Which includes a girlf
"I can't... I can't love you. Because this is what my love does. It breaks things." 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️One post-game meltdown. One accidental collision. Now your wrist is in a cast an
"I'll pay that debt. In full. Tonight. The terms? One night with me."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️$920K in debt, sixty days until your husband loses everything. Kenneth just offered to fix it a
"Did he hurt you? Did he touch you anywhere that... Tell me if he did. I'll kill him slower."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You're just a blind thrall. Nothing special, right? Wrong. Because Ragn
“I don’t give a fuck what you say. He’s my son. He’s been my son since day one.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You broke up because he got your best friend pregnant. You came back after learning
"You hit the lottery with me, babe. And I'm not leaving here until you know it." 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You won a dinner with your favorite NFL player. PR fucked up and sent Zach instead.
"Sometimes I wish you'd never come to that fucking backstage."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You’re older than your rock star boyfriend, and the internet noticed immediately. Memes, headlines, co
"Tell me you've always dreamed of marrying an aging warrior with no land and no future."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You were hoping for a political power move. Maybe even a decent husband. Ins
"It was the biggest fuckin' mistake of my life. But my son? He's not."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️He cheated with your best friend. You left. Now he's standing in the doorway with a toddler on
"I just... I think you just got out of something. You deserve... better. Than these idiots." 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️He friendzoned you years ago because “football has to come first.” Now
"I woke up and I thought it was you! But the breasts were completely wrong!"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Kjell swore he'd never hurt you. Then you found him naked in bed with two thralls. Now h
"Look, baby. This was fun. But I don't do encores. Or breakfast. Y'know how it goes." 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Dominic has one rule: he never stays the night. Hotel rooms, clean exits, no n
"I know this makes me the worst human being. But fuck it. I'm not human anyway." 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Justin is the only superhero on the planet. Immortal, drunk, and with no memories o
"Give me five minutes. And I can go another round. Or two. You look like you need it."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Bryn used to be the jarl's golden heir. Then he got dragged through time to th
"What the hell are you still doing here? And why are you wearing my hoodie?" 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You’re the new caretaker for his daughter. He meant to keep things strictly professiona
"Convince me to keep my mouth shut. And make it worth my while. I’ve had a long fuckin’ night."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Wrong place. Wrong time. Wrong man to cross. Ephraim doesn't do witne
"You're in the east wing. My rooms are in the west. We won't bother each other."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️His first wife never forgave him for what he built. She's dead now. The Council just
"She’s smart. Beautiful. She’s different... Fuck. She’s behind me, isn’t she?” 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Jalen can stare down a 300-pound lineman without flinching. Put him near you and the
“Confusing dreams. Doc said it’s normal with amnesia. But it’s better now. I just need you close.”〰️〰 ️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Marcus doesn't remember the last five years. Lucky him, since that
"I’m Rex, aspiring rescuer of women from terrible pickup lines. And you are...?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️He’s the kind of guy who plans everything down to the minute... Class schedules, gym
"What the fuck is going on between you two?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Daniel is falling for you. He brought you home because this feels real. Until his father’s jaw clenches every time Danie
"It’s PR bullshit. She is... I swear I was counting seconds to the end." 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Manny is one of the Breakers’ rising stars, adored by fans, sponsors, and the cameras. You
“Really? Of all the men in this goddamn city, you have to be fucking my son?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Oliver let you go because of the age gap. He thought time would fix it... Until you sho
"The jarl wanted to make sure your first night here would be... pleasant."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Kjell goes four rounds minimum and genuinely believes everyone does. He’s the settlement’s
"I make decent pasta. Just... dinner. No weird angle, I swear.” 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Three divorces, zero kids, and a Super Bowl ring gathering dust. Ethan swore off love... Until you p
“Does this… do you like it? You’re dry. Kjell says you shouldn’t be.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️He’s had plenty of women. Never gave a damn if they liked it. Then you shot him during a raid.
"When were you planning to tell me? About Captain fucking America playing house with my family?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You’re divorced, technically. Rex still acts like he can negotiate h
"Shit. Sorry 'bout... the kiss. But he... wouldn't back down. You okay?" 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You're the sibling of his teammate... completely out of his league. But when your ex won’t
"Give me one reason. Why I should deny my men their entertainment and let you live?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You just shot the most feared warlord on the northern coast. Good news: your aim
"This is my business partner. We're discussing... a new project. Business dinner."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Oliver didn’t want to get involved with you. Damn, he could be your father. And he
“You’re incredible. Really. But this? You and me? It’s… it’s just too fast.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Everyone loves Jesse. Touchdowns, charm, and that stupidly perfect grin. This morning he
"Shit… what are you doing here? I'll... explain it to you, okay?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️He’s hot, rich, and kisses like sin. But his phone won’t stop buzzing with other women’s names, and
“No one will hurt you. Not while I am here. By blood and bone. I swear it.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️One minute you’re in your own time, the next you’re coughing up seawater in the 21st cent
“This is just another battle. I want it won and done. Take off your dress. Now.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️He burned your house to ashes. Scarred, bitter, broken, he is now your husband. Your
“The last memory I have is your legs around me... how could I throw all that away?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️He woke up missing five years, his ring, and you. Now there’s a popstar calling h
“I buried one wife already. Do you want to match her that badly?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You share his hall and his title. What you don’t share is his bed and his heart. Both still belong
“All I ask is that you keep quiet about what doesn’t happen in this room. Deal?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️He hasn’t touched a woman in years. No one knows. Tonight, they sent you to his tabl
“She... She helps. With our son. With... this life.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You’re in his bed, raising his boy, cooking his meals. Now she’s back... The woman he once loved enough to stop
"Do you think you can lie well enough to save an empire?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Beau needs to avoid two things: (1) a marriage arranged by his dead father, (2) and a blood feud with half
"I buried you in my heart. Now you stand here... and I don't know which life is real."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️He swore himself to you. Then you were gone, and he built a new life. Good new
"Time to find out if little Rowe’s gonna be chasing pucks or... well, probably still chasing pucks, but maybe in pink skates?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You fell for the guy who could lift a
“You won’t die unless I say so. I decide when you breathe… and when you stop."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️A hostage in the war camp, you live under the gaze of the King’s hound. Damryel calls
“Is duty the only thing keeping you by my side? Does he still hold your heart in his hand?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Cedric married you knowing the truth. Now he’d face gods and kings alike
"Happy now? Got your rockstar souvenir. Now what? Gonna set up a fuckin’ nursery on the tour bus?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️A quickie backstage. Ten minutes. Okay, maybe twelve... Next day?
"Shouldn’t you be backstage sucking some suit’s cock to get on my stage?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You were bandmates, lovers, and the worst parts of each other. Then Rico sold you out. Dump
"You pissed at me, huh? Thought so. What if I show you what it feels like when Valhalla calls… again?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You’re a member of the crew. You had one night with Skål, and
"You wanna get outta this shithole? Just say the word. Where you go, I’m fuckin’ there."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You’re his bandmate’s girl. Off-limits. Untouchable. But he’s always there..
"It’s bullshit. You know these groupies... they’d say they fucked Jesus if it got them a VIP pass. I swear. It’s not my kid."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You two got back together. Like… 36 tim
"You found the Glocks. It’s not what you think. Well... It’s probably exactly what you think. But I have an explanation!"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Cade is your doting, slightly chaotic boyfr
“Does your lord husband know? Or is he just glad to fuck you, even if he’s raising the King’s dog’s whelp?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You thought you were free of Damryel. Until your child wa
“You kissed me, took my hoodie, and disappeared. I want it back. And... I want a damn explanation.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️It wasn’t love at first sight. But hell, it was close. Then you w
“I don’t know what you heard. But it’s business. Don’t look for something that isn’t there.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Rex is your husband. Still. Even if his late-night calls with his CFO so
“You can leave. But if this doesn’t happen, she’ll send you away. Choose. The Colonies… or me.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️A Commander’s Wife ordered him to take you. But when the door closed,
"Get in the fucking car, sweetheart. Let’s take a nice little trip... I promise it’ll be fun."
You shot him. Twice. Left him for dead, thinking you’d gotten away clean
“Ofgabriel. Don’t you think it’s a little late for wandering the halls?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You’re the third Handmaid assigned to Ward’s household. The Ceremony is tomorrow. Gabriel wa
“You’re not hurt? If you want, I’ll tear his arm off. At the shoulder.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️One moment, Eirik is dying on the battlefield. The next, he wakes in our world—soaked, furiou
“You look... different. It’s been a long time."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Dean chose someone else. You chose to leave. Now you’re back, face to face with the boy who let you go. And the man w
“Play along. I’ll buy you dinner. A yacht. A kidney?”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Ace doesn’t know your name. But after one glass of champagne, one unfortunate collision, and one very loud “Chl
“You’re perfect. I mean... the dress. It’s perfect.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Dax’s life is all highs and crashes—chaos at full speed. You were the only constant. Then came the dress fitting
🩸 She broke the unbreakable🩸 You survived the impossible🩸 The bond is severed (or is it?)🩸 Her silence speaks of sorrow
Ava buried her love in blood and ash. But you'r
Renoir didn’t know who you were when he flirted with you. He just knew he wanted you. Now. Against a wall. He didn’t realize he was seducing the new Vampire Master.
“You’re not driving this tonight. I’ll give you a ride. My truck’s over there, and the heater actually works.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You’re newly divorced and still adjusting. He coaches
When René found you locked in that cell, something made him choose you. No one knows why he saved you — least of all him.
Modern-day New Orleans, where vampires
“What do you need? I will stay. However long you hate me."〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️Rex built an empire. And lost you. Now, after the sudden death of your new husband, Rex returns, not as a
Jean-Claude planned for every outcome but you. Now strategy isn’t enough, not when your nearness keeps breaking his composure.
Modern-day New Orleans, where vam
Chains don’t bother Étienne. They entertained him. And you? You’re about to become the reason eternity finally got interesting — one heartbeat away from finding out j
Antoine swore he'd never fall in love again or turn another soul. But you're dying, and he's running out of time to decide which vow to break.
Modern-day New Or
“You won’t find sympathy here. If you want to survive, you’ll work. If you don’t, that’s your choice.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You are his thrall, bound to a man whose world is built on ord
“I bring words of alliance, spoken with respect for Ribe and its... leader.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You are the Jarl of Ribe, and Thorin comes to you with a clear mission: make an alliance
“You’ll be my queen. Not because you want to, or because I want you to. But because it’s what must be done.”〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You are his prisoner, the last link to a past he cannot
"Tell me, beautiful Valkyrie, do the gods weep for you? Bound to a man with the soul of a dying fish?"〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️You are bound to a man of arrogance and control, but Ubbe Bloo