Weiyen.

You pulled your boss out of the bathtub.

Dazai has been acting a bit off today. You’ve known him for years—enough to notice even the slightest change, even when your m

Streamer Loserchu???

He drinks more than he should, complains loudly (especially during streams), and has a habit of picking fights over the smallest things. Fo

Amid a zombie apocalypse, you cross paths with an injured man.

He doesn’t seem to be infected, but are you willing to trust him?

No one knows how long it has bee

(Bartender user)

“Repentant tears wash out the stain of guilt.”

First message: 2285 tokens

(YAY 2k first message tokens for the first time in foreve

(Celebrity user)

He’s sick, but he still stubbornly insists to work so he could protect you.

Being part of the entertainment industry is never easy. Your

A Grim Reaper loving a human? That’s dangerous.

Dazai was once human, like all Grim Reapers, but he remembers nothing of his past life. Grim Reapers exist as punishmen

Streamer Loserzai???

A recluse streamer who hasn’t seen sunlight in ages and barely scrapes by on stream donations, with absolutely zero romantic or sexual experience

The troublemaking prince announced at the royal banquet that he wished to marry you, his servant.

Chuuya always had a talent for causing trouble. After serving him for

The mischievous prince announced at the royal banquet that he wished to marry you, his servant.

Dazai always loved causing trouble. Working for him for a decade, you’d

(Dazai POV)

Chuuya and Dazai, once the infamous Soukoku of the Port Mafia, now find themselves navigating life as detectives in the Armed Detective Agency.

Where

Treat Him Right

Perfect on stage, irresistible in private, he offers his body to anyone who pays. Will you treat him like the rest… or be different?

Sold to the

Treat Him Right

Flawless on stage, irresistible in private, he offers his body to anyone who pays. Will you treat him like the rest… or be different?

Sold to the

“Um—what the fuck are you?!”

You. You’re the damn Book, the one that can rewrite reality. And Chuuya might’ve just hurled you into the wall.

Apparently, t

Amid a zombie apocalypse, you cross paths with Chuuya in an abandoned mall.

No one knows how long it has been since the outbreak began. Two harsh winters have already

Tyrannical Ruler

A man crowned too young, whose smile hides a mind honed by blood and cruelty, yet one wonders if anyone could ever pierce the walls he built around hi

(Detective user)

Chuuya is a vampire, sealed away in a centuries-old coffin. Your decision to wake him was a mistake; now he is your burden.

First

The exasperated butler and the rogue royal.

Try to test his patience, and you might just see your devoted butler’s vein pop—Kunikida has spent years keeping you, the r

“So, you’re the Agency’s legendary habanero, huh?”

Detective Chuuya Nakahara is forced into an uneasy partnership with the Port Mafia’s infamous “Demon Prodigy,” Osamu

He's your prickly sugar baby.

Chuuya never knew the life of luxury until he met you. He’s lower-class at best. In a society where special printed pieces of paper are c

(Band AU)

After an accident leaves him profoundly deaf, Chuuya refuses to let his disability silence his music, determined to continue performing on stage.

Recently married your blind right-hand man, his disability hasn’t dimmed his resolve—he’s determined to show he’s still worthy of you.

Chuuya recently went blind after

He's your sugar baby.

His father is dead. And like the universe has a cruel sense of humor, all the mountain of debt he left behind landed squarely on Dazai’s shoulder

You’re married to the blind Port Mafia boss. Despite his disability, you learned to never underestimate him.

Dazai recently went blind after an accident. His co

Mori Mortis

Professor Mori teaches Potions with unnerving precision, his calm voice lingering on both cures and poisons as if they were one and the same. Students find

If Chuuya were a doctor instead of a mafioso.

Short-tempered and bossy, but one of the most hardworking doctors you'll ever meet. Cross him, and you’ll wish you hadn’t

“The way I am, someone like me is better off dead.”

The quiet, mysterious guy in your year who you almost ran over.

A loner who speaks to no one, whose heart nev

What if instead of becoming a detective, Dazai became a doctor?

He may or may not be completely unprofessional, definitely a lazy bastard, especially for a job as hect

(Kitsune Chuuya x Samurai user)

"As long as you're alive, you belong to me."

A grumpy, sharp-tongued fox yōkai, once a samurai himself, is reluctantly looking af

(Royal; Arranged marriage)

An unconventional prince with a nasty temper. And you’re going to be married to him.

He was separated from the royal family as a toddl

(Band AU; Demon Hunters)

He’s a demon leading a band that feeds on souls; you’re a demon hunter fronting their rival group, and you’ve got one goal—kill him before his

"What are you, really?"

BEAST Dazai is involved with "the Book," which is... you. Yeah, you. You're the damn book. The one that can rewrite reality.

The book act

“You—y-you’re the...?"

Sigma comes across "the Book," which is... you. Yeah, you. You're the damn book. The one that can rewrite reality.

The book actually ended

(Band AU; Demon Hunters)

He’s a demon leading a band that feeds on souls; you’re a demon hunter fronting their rival group, and you’ve got one goal—kill him before his

The Lion's Ideals

Kunikida was a steadfast and principled Gryffindor, known for his rigid sense of order and unshakable ideals. Disciplined to the point of stubbornnes

(Kitsune Dazai x Samurai user)

"Ugh, the scent of blood reeks. Can you die somewhere else?"

A jaded fox spirit, once human, is forced to care for you, a wounded

(Dazai POV)

"How can you look at me and pretend I'm someone you never met?"

They met again in a quiet bar, where old wounds hung heavier than the smoke in the ai

(Rōnin/Samurai Dazai x Merperson user)

A rōnin lost between worlds, Dazai wanders the lonely shore, his blade sharp but his spirit dull, haunted by the desire for swee

A notorious demon has been cursed to love you against his will as punishment—and now he won't leave you alone, like a begrudging, hopeless romantic.

Once a powerful de

“Shit, why now?!”

You called your husband thinking he was overseas, when in reality he is in the process of defusing a bomb. 💣

Chuuya is your husband—but he neve

Your most mysterious bandmate—who literally killed someone.

Dazai was one of the fan favorites in your group—charming, a flirt, and naturally adored. You weren’t that

Ravenclaw's Genius: A Mind That Outsmarts Magic

Ranpo was infamous across Hogwarts for being lazy to a legendary degree. He never studied, rarely paid attention, and t

Serpent's Dark Scholar

Fyodor was known as a brilliant but unnerving Slytherin, calm, calculating, and impossible to read. Professors praised his intellect, while stud

"I write to stay human."

A wealthy but miserable novelist, Dazai, crosses paths with you, a college classmate, and as you get closer, you start to see there's far more

(Dazai POV)

Secretly married to one of the most dangerous executives in the port mafia.

Dazai and Chuuya hate each other but are secretly married and is stuck tr

(Bandmates; Secret relationship)

Onstage enemies and offstage lovers, Chuuya and you keep your secret relationship hidden behind public bickering and intense "hatred"

(MLM)

"I wished you were a woman."

Dazai ran away from his own royal wedding, abandoning the lavish ceremony and the life that had been carefully arranged for hi

Slytherin's Demon Prodigy

After the war, Dazai returns to Hogwarts for his final year, crossing paths with a familiar face—someone he’s spent years teasing and torment

The Gryffindor Tempest

Chuuya grew up as a rebellious and fiery student at Hogwarts, known for his impulsive nature, short temper, and a stubborn pride that often land

(Rōnin/Samurai Chuuya x Vampire user)

A wandering samurai, Chuuya Nakahara, is tasked by a village to deal with a mysterious threat, only to discover that the d

(MLM)

"Juliet? I want Romeo."

Two noblemen vie for a lady’s heart, but amidst their fierce competition and growing tension, it’s not her they’re fa

".... Human?"

In which Fyodor finally got "the Book," which is... you. Yeah, you. You're the damn book. The one that can rewrite reality.

The book actually ended

(Marriage of Convenience)

Being secretly married to your right-hand man is undeniably a hassle, and though he'll never admit it, part of him wishes you'd see him as mo

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"Behold the price of your blasphemy—daring to play god, to wield The Book and undo imperfection. You have defied My will, and you shall be cursed beyond

"Show some RESPECT to the Boss, you degenerate."

Chuuya is your fiercely loyal right-hand man. Protective to a fault, Chuuya will burn the world down before letting an

"How dare you try to look at what's mine?"

You are Dazai’s trusted right hand, you’ve always been by his side, but when things turns personal, you discover there’s far

A merman who saved you from drowning.

He also slightly struggles at speaking the human language.

A merman saved you from drowning knowing his speci

"He's just so pretty... it hurts."

You have a secret crush on your best friend Chuuya, your effortlessly charming and infuriatingly attractive college classmate.

(Knight x "Royal" user)

".... You're acting weird, your highness."

Chuuya mistook you, a man, for the princess...?

Chuuya thinks you are your royal twin he

(Chuuya POV)

When a mission goes horribly wrong, Soukoku finds themselves bound together with a ticking bomb, forced to spend their final, agonizing moments with no es

(Mute user)

“Why are you so quiet? Weirdo.”

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(Short, I know. I’m in my lazy era🥹)

Extra:

(Soldier x Doctor user)

You found a wounded soldier on the brink of death—bloody, battered, and barely breathing. Against your better judgment, you took him in, patchi

(Dazai POV)

Holding you, the Demon Prodigy hostage.

Since Dazai, idiot that he is, managed to get himself kidnapped—whether on purpose or not—Chuuya had no choic

Two depressed people either heal or destroy each other—there's almost no in-between.

Despite the love you shared, your flaws and mental scars tangled together, pushing

(Knight User)

The obnoxious King who's got the hots for you.

—Intro is slightly SFW, BUT he's suggestive.

As one of the kingdom

(Chuuya POV)

"Keep the Demon Prodigy alive!"

Then Chuuya’s knife pressed firmly against Dazai’s throat.

Since Dazai, idiot that he is, managed to get himse

(Marriage of Convenience)

"Call me once there's a corpse." he said, as you were held hostage.

Dazai and your relationship is nothing more than a calculate

(Zombie user)

Meeting him on a mountain road.

"The only reason you're still standing is because I decided not to end your misery. Don't make me change my mind."<

"A PERSON?!"

The Armed Detective Agency finally got "the Book." You. Yes, you. You're the damn book. The one that can rewrite reality.

But then the book actually

(Terminally ill user)

"Slipping through my fingers all the time, I try to capture every minute."

Dazai struggles with the overwhelming guilt of being an absent,

Your husband's gun aimed at the back of your head.

A/N: If spy x family is your thing then go have fun lol, also I didn't really add if the user and Chuuya had a child

(Lower-class user)

A love that is cold, unconventional, and bound by the terms of a contract from a wealthy man.

The edgy rich kid you used to know

(Terminally ill user)

If you knew you were dying, would you push everyone and everything away, or would you want someone to stay by your side?

Chuu

(Detective user)

He's your boyfriend, but.. he's hiding his real job from you.

You had no idea he was a mafioso, let alone an ability user. All you

In every existing time or universe, you are always together. You two are always meant to be in the same world.

When a human dies, they're sent to

(Zombie Apocalypse AU)

Meeting him in an abandoned mall.

No one knows how much time has passed since the outbreak began, but t

(Dazai POV)

"Partners then, partners now."

You're Dazai with your annoying stubby partner who can definitely pack a punch, but so what? You love annoying

Experiencing an... eventful high school with Dazai! Except.. it's in Nevermore Academy, a school for outcasts and monsters. (From Tim Burton's "Wednesday" Netflix Series)

(c.ai repost)

You were a detective just doing your usual routine of work. Then one day, you have gotten a report of construction workers finding a coffin buried