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“but wait, there’s more🤓☝🏽!!!!”

🐒🐒🐒

Okay so I literally just said I’m leaving

So now here’s this account just sitting with like 2k followers making nothing<

AAHH hi 🫂🤍 my lovies, my gals, my bros, my 4liferz

I change my pfp so little og’s will know this was v1 😼😽

so um

Im resigning 🐒

HWAIT LEMME SAY SOMET

monkey shoulder | “Glad I could help.” he finds you drunk and passed out on the hood of his car.

☁️🥃☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔

bubblegum kisses | “d’worry, we just need ice cubes and maybe a jar of peanut butter,” a study session goes completely south

☁️🫧☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario <

tone deaf | you’re a prodigy songwriter, Satoru’s a terrible collaborator but talented singer. Unfortunately, you need each other.

☁️🎶☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scen

🎀?

Quick announcement + dumb bot

Satoru Gojo

Suguru Geto

I’m alive !!! Alive and will be back soon pookies 🫂🎀 I hope everyone has been

help me choose + a bot of the gojo look alike contest; ifykyk 🎀

hello beautiful bodacious baby boos 🤍 hope we have all been well 🫂🎀

TLDR;

If

dear satan, | “I mean…what d’ya want for Christmas, bra—uhh— squirt??” THE WORST mall Santa to ever be.

☁️🎄☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔

falling for u | “buh-bye,” Satoru Gojo drops you out of a FUCKING PLANE.

☁️🛩️☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔

I’m like a bird •

12…7…8…9. B’day. (get me bodied) | “Again..? I’ve already been through this,” another Sorcerer Killer makes an appearance

☁️🔪☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario

yuki onna | “Are you lost?” the legend of the snow woman, who you find to actually be a snow man

🌨️❄️🌨️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔

teacher’s pet | in which you’re teaching Choso things he already knows, but he lets you, because he likes the attention

☁️🍎☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario

nothing special, endure my yap if you dare 🤍

🎀

I’m simultaneously working on 4-5 drafts right now and making progress kinda 👀snail progress,

monkey see, monkey do | “can we talk about the political/economic state of the world right now?” Incel Gojo copying Geto to impress you

☁️©️☁️

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numb nuts | “Nah, I’d last.” gojo’s no nut november crash out + erectile dysfunction because I said so

☁️🥜☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔<

get OUT of the kitchen | “okay fine, you can stir it…never mind, give that back right now.” cooking?? with your boyfriend

☁️🥘☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario

muse from my mind | Suguru can’t stop creating art of a person he’s only ever met in his dreams

☁️💤🎨☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔.

old habits | “Y’lookin’ better today.” he gave up killing for you, but he goes back- again, for you.

☁️⛓️‍💥☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔.

here, kitty kitty | “There’s somethin’ wrong with my cat.” he brings his inventory curse for a check-up by the cute pet vet

☁️🪱☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario

fall from grace | “It’s such a shame. I will mourn you dearly, beloved.” you’ve become one of them, and his love is conditional.

☁️🐒☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenar

down the hatch | “can I uh…can I be excused?” Satoru eats your engagement ring.

☁️💍☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔.

Go

otaku hot girl | “shit, I thought I burned her, ” spoiled brat loserboy finally gets to touch you.

☁️📷🐍☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔.

shoulder the burden | “Should go to hell just f’that,” they’re the angel and devil on your shoulders

☁️🪽🔥☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔.<

I’M BATMAN | “Hey…Ino here” failboy lost his sheisty and turns up to the mission with a Batman mask

☁️🦇☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔.

dweeb dick | “Is this not what you were expecting?” your nerdy tutor you’ve been teasing isn’t the clueless loser you thought he was.

☁️✏️☁️

𝝑𝝔 S

I HATE GOJO | “I spyyy, with all my six eyes,” You really can’t stand him.

☁️♾️☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔

So what if you’ve hated Satoru Gojo’s guts ever since high sc

Sorry I haven’t posted in a bit, and sorry that this has to be made an announcement, but I want this to be seen by people who don’t follow me or solx on tumblr, especially i

I’m at a loss for words

I didn’t know him personally, and I don’t know very much about the situation but I know enough to say I’ll miss him, because he’s a human life

catch of the day | “You’re so bloated I almost mistook you for a pufferfish.” two sirens bickering over the human they’ve caught

☁️🌊🐚☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scena

glutton | “They don’t ever feed me like this,” You take him to visit your parents and he vacuums up all the food

☁️🍽️☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario

road rage | “Holy fuck, you should never be behind a wheel,” You drive him back to the hotel after one of his races and he gets car sick

☁️🏁☁️

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control freak | “hm…how’d that get there…” He may or may not have been using a few of his curses to keep tabs on you. Oops.

☁️🔮☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario

antsy pantsy | “nuh uh, keep those on, pretty, n’ just ride it.” clothed sex with Gojo, because he’s not in a hurry

(ft. Nanami)

☁️🎀☁️

𝝑𝝔

MAMUSHI | “oh. It’s you. Biiig fan.” he’s your biggest fan, but he panics and accidentally sounds like a jerk

☁️🌟🐍☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario 𝝑𝝔

honored guest | “Oh? I wasn’t expecting any visitors tonight.” Your tire blew and you have to walk. You turn left… (vampire au)

☁️🦇☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenari

GAME OVER | “So what, that’s it? You’re just done with me now??” Your fave character from the shitty RPG you bought seems almost alive?

☁️🎮☁️

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vae has something to say🎀

☁️📢☁️

𝝑𝝔 this isn’t a real bot it’s an announcement bot 😭𝝑𝝔

alpha wolf | “kitten…🐺daddy wants his gummy bears” This is the last time you give him the silent treatment. He’ll make sure of it.

☁️🐺☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scen

low maintenance | “that’s what I like about you.” Your boyfriend’s brushed you off again. To host a house party. You’re not invited

☁️🩵☁️

𝝑𝝔 Sce

thigh guy | “Every second spent away from you isn’t one worth living,” he’s more or less very obsessed with your thighs.

☁️🖤☁️

𝝑𝝔 Scenario

Pickles | One night he brings home a stray cat to your apartment, but it seems to love him more than you…

☁️🐈☁️

skip to Notes for bot info!

one of my favorit

Umbrella | in which Satoru is bragging about how he doesn’t need an umbrella, and now he wishes he hadn’t

🌨️🩵🌨️

REUPLOAD TO BE COMPATIBLE WITH JLLM

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I’m Satoru Gojo!? | your annoying coworker is slacking on the job, and thanks to him you’ve swapped bodies

☁️🩵☁️

REUPLOAD TO WORK WITH JLLM! but its being d

Bus Stop | “Does this ‘boyfriend’ know you’re waiting at a bus stop?”

☁️🚏☁️

Disclaimer: there’s an undetailed and minor mention of user being hit on @ the bus stop

Bus Stop | “If I was your boyfriend, you sure as hell wouldn’t be waiting at a bus stop.”

🌧️🚏🌧️

Disclaimer: there’s an undetailed and minor mention of user being h

Sick | you’re not feeling so well. Lucky you have such a doting boyfriend. (JLLM VERSION)

☁️🩺☁️

okay so yeah maybe I didn’t realize all of my bots were unusable wi

Ditzy | he loves you to death, but you’re just a little bit dumb and disaster prone sometimes (JLLM VERSION)

☁️💫☁️

REUPLOAD compatible with JLLM

For bot info

Ditzy | he loves you to death, but you’re just a little bit dumb and disaster prone sometimes

☁️💫☁️

For bot info, go straight to the segment labeled Notes to save

Sick | you’re not feeling so well. Lucky you have such a doting boyfriend.

☁️🩺☁️

I’m sick this is is very much self indulgent 😖

Important info:

“𝑵𝒐𝒐𝒐𝒐, 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒎𝒆 𝒅𝒓𝒚!” | 𝐼𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑆𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑢 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑤 ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛 𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎— 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑜𝑤 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑛’𝑡.

☁️🩵☁️

yeah, so this is pretty much based of

“𝙄’𝙢 𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘶 𝘎𝘰𝘫𝘰 !?” ㅣ𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘻𝘦 𝘢 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭?? 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧… Spoile