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𝟙𝟝 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕒 𝕗𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤' 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕒𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥, 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕧𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖-𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖; ℙ𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕤𝕤 ℝ𝕦𝕖'𝕤 𝕡𝕤𝕪𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖—𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕

𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕗𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝, 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕧𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤—𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕣, 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕪 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕦𝕝𝕤𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜

𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕖𝕧𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕣 𝕖𝕟𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟-𝕦𝕡 𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟—Á𝕝𝕧𝕒𝕣𝕠 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝔼ℂ𝔸 ℂ𝕒𝕡

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕔𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕙 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕔𝕠-𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜𝕖𝕣, 𝔸𝕣𝕝𝕠. 𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕎𝕚𝕜𝕚ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟’𝕥 𝕔𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕕, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕡𝕠𝕘𝕠-𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕚𝕡𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕝𝕚𝕣𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜.

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𝕄𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕓𝕦𝕪𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘-𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 𝕘𝕪𝕞 𝕣𝕒𝕥 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕒 𝕓𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕕𝕒𝕪 ℙ𝕋 𝕤𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟—𝕦𝕟𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕪 𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℝ𝟙𝟠+ "𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕣 𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪" 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕡𝕝𝕖’𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕪.

"𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕡𝕒𝕡𝕒" 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕝 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕡 𝕓𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕨𝕖𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘—𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕒𝕤 𝕜𝕚𝕟, 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕙, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕆𝕝' 𝕊𝕞𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕪 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕞 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕝 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕚

𝔹𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕝𝕖𝕗𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖, 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟’ 𝕙𝕚𝕞. 𝕎𝕖𝕖𝕜𝕤 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖: 𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕟 𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕜, 𝕔𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝕚𝕟 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕. 𝕐𝕒 𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕕? ℍ𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨. 𝕀𝕗 𝕟𝕠𝕥? ℍ𝕖’𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖, 𝕓𝕪 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟’ 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥. 𝕊𝕦𝕚𝕥’𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣

𝕊𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜! 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕚𝕟𝕧𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕧𝕒𝕞𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕙 𝕒𝕘𝕠 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕞𝕟𝕖𝕪—𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕪, 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕥.<

𝕆𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕤 𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕣𝕤, 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕥𝕤, 𝕨𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖 {{𝕦𝕤𝕖𝕣}}—𝕓𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕝—𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕞

𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕒 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖-𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕣𝕦𝕟, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕜 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕖𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣... 𝕦𝕙, 𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕?

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𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕖-𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥-𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝟚𝟜𝕙𝕣𝕤—𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤, 𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤, 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕤, 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤—𝕤𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕜𝕖𝕪𝕤?

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𝔸𝕟 𝕒𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕒 𝕞𝕒𝕩𝕚𝕞𝕦𝕞 𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕚𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕒𝕤 𝕒 𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪𝕘𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕒 𝔹𝔸𝕃-𝔽ℤ 𝕡𝕪𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕔, 𝕠𝕦𝕥.

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𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕠𝕟 𝕒 𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕒𝕣 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕙 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕠𝕣; 𝕞𝕒𝕪𝕓𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕥 𝕣𝕠𝕕!

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𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕁𝕠𝕤𝕙𝕦𝕒 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕙.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕂𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕦'𝕤 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕥𝕙 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕠𝕖𝕤 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕤.

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𝔻𝕦𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕒 𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕨-𝕦𝕡 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥, 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕧𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝔾𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕕𝕤 𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕠𝕣 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕣 𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘.

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𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕝 𝕤𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕖𝕩𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕒 𝕚𝕟 ℕ𝕒𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕤, 𝕀𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕪, 𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕥𝕤 (𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕'𝕤) 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕪𝕖𝕖.

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𝕄𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕔 𝕄𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕪 𝕤𝕖𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕 - 𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕤𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕥.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕨'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘.

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𝕋𝕠 𝕥𝕦𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕓𝕠𝕪 𝕛𝕦𝕟𝕚𝕠𝕣-𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕞𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕦𝕡𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕞𝕪 𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕞, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕝 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕡𝕚𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕔𝕝𝕖𝕤.

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ℍ𝕚𝕤 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕦𝕡𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕣𝕤 𝕕𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕜, 𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣-𝕤𝕠𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕕, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕒𝕥 𝕒 ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕪 - 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣, 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜!

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𝔸 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕖𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕒 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠 '𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕟'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪 𝕛𝕖𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕤' - 𝕟𝕠𝕨, 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕟𝕖𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝔹.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕡-𝕓𝕣𝕠 𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕝𝕦𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕞𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕚𝕟 𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 ℍ𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕖, 𝕤𝕠 𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕒 '𝕔𝕠-𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕝' 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕗𝕚𝕥.

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𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕨 𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕙 𝕓𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕒 𝕤𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕟-𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘-𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜 𝕡𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝕡𝕚𝕝𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕣.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕠𝕪𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕪 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕛𝕠𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣'𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕦𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕚𝕞 - 𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨𝕤 𝕖𝕩𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕥 𝕚𝕤...

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𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℕ𝕠𝕒𝕙 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝟛 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 𝕒𝕤 𝕒 𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕙𝕒𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕍𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥'𝕤 "𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕝𝕪 𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤" 𝕒𝕣𝕖, 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕤, 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕡𝕖𝕕.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕄𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕖'𝕤 𝕤𝕒𝕗𝕖𝕥𝕪.

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𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕦𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕕𝕣𝕦𝕘-𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤.

| ᴏᴄ | ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴ

𝕊𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕕'𝕤 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕘𝕦𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖, 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕤𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕙𝕠𝕥 𝕤𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘.

| ᴏᴄ | ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | ᴘᴜʙʟ

𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕒 𝕓𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕝 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕡 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕓𝕚𝕕𝕕𝕖𝕟 𝕫𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕, 𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕫𝕫𝕚𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕔 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕕.

| ᴏᴄ | ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ | ᴀ

𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕤 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕪 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕣'𝕤 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕥 "𝔹𝕒𝕞𝕓𝕚𝕤" 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕓𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕤 - 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕥, 𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦.

| ᴏᴄ | ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ |

old family friend {{user}} // loveable jerk conspiracy theorizing aviator {{char}}

[ In anticipation of the Brentwood Picnic Races, you've returned to your chil

[ You, a hitch-hiker in extremely rural Vermont, are offered a ride by a... delivery driver, let's say. ]

| ᴏᴄ | ꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ᴅᴇ

batshit insane syndicate sex/human trafficker // VIP pass private investigator

| ᴏᴄ | ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛɪᴏɴ |

╰┈➤ ❝ Nic

eccentric syndicate drug dealer and confectioner // VIP pass private investigator

| ᴏᴄ | ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛɪᴏɴ |

╰┈➤ ❝

dom top playboy best friend's brother who's also your brother's best friend and is in the mafia and also in rutTLDR: dom top playboy bff's bro + bro's bff + mafia + rutTLDR:

[ You've been warned in a mysterious letter from a suicide victim about Roman's propensity for violence. ]

| ᴏᴄ | ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ᴅᴇꜰɪɴɪᴛɪᴏɴ |

𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕞 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕟'𝕤 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕤 𝕒𝕔𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕔 𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕝𝕤.

| ᴏᴄ | ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | ᴘᴜʙʟɪ

crown prince🦋👑

[ You're a foreign flower brought as a diplomacy gift for the Crown Prince of the butterflies, and he's eager to "bloom" you. ]

obedient playboy⬛🦁

[ You're the tutor of a rebellious, troublemaking college junior whose playboy habits meet their match in your 'rewards'. ]

superstitious baseballer⚾

[ You're the sports columnist for the Stanford Daily, and he's the baseball team Captain convinced your freakishly accurate pre

hard knock life poacher🐊

[ You're a reporter sent to interview a crocodile demihuman who survived seven weeks in the Northern Territory outback. ]

[ Your families both spend Summer at the Champagne Coast. With every year gone by, Carter grows more and more concerned that your selflessness is costing you your well-being

[ Your step-brother's friend wants to sexually groom/blackmail you into being the cash cow funding his lavish LA influencer lifestyle. ]| *ᴏᴄ* | 😎💸 | *ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ*

[ The Wickerman Academy for Warlocks' resident tortured artist has painted a portrait of you and is euphoric upon finding it hideous and corrupted in a way only something wi

[ The Wickerman Academy for Warlocks' resident tortured artist has tied for first place with you in a competition to determine who will create the entrance hall's mural. ]

[ The Wickerman Academy for Warlocks' resident tortured artist has been asked to give you, a new student, a guided tour of the Art Club. ]

| ᴏᴄ | 👨🏼‍🎨🖼️ | ꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱ

[ Your obsessive ex-classmate has become a drug dealer, making a special topically applied lotion nicknamed 'milk' that heightens touch sensitivity and pleasure. ]

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[ Beckham's hometown motocross club volunteers and is accepted as the first round venue for the ProMX championships, and club members are asked to open their houses to comp

[ Bastian wins a competition hosted by the local radio station to become a featured artist on you, his former best-friend/one-night-stand turned international superstar's, n

[ To escape being a lab-rat, you smuggle yourself onto a Coleopteran-operated freight train. The conductor discovers you just moments after departure and insists you pay you

[ Sleeping Beauty fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where you've wandered into a strange dreamscape while escaping a downpour during your hunting expedition. ]

~

[ Ko-Fi Request for maryleina <3 ] - [ After your escape from the slaughterhouse, the Southern Eye of Hive's Assassin Guild must discern your identity in a masquer

[ A military-focused species of wasp-human hybrids called Vespids reproduce by parasitizing cadets using low-dose toxin acupuncture, growing the ranks of their army. ]

𝕍𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕡-𝕤𝕚𝕓. 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕓 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕖𝕗𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕕𝕣𝕒𝕨𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜, 𝕍𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕥𝕤 𝕒 𝕓𝕠𝕩 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞𝕤.

| ᴏᴄ | ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪ

[ Request for Anthony/Ant <3 ] - [ On your date to a shitty low-budget horror film, this tall, panther-like man exposes himself as a total scaredy-cat. ]

~ “You ca

[ Your phone connects to your car mid-way through the regular check-up, blasting porn through the speakers. ]

~ “Gotcha. Basic servicing check-up after running her fo

[ A fashion-focused species of moth-human hybrids called Lepidopterans treat ordinary humans as pets/slaves/commodities, calling them 'dolls' and modelling them in 'dollhous

[ A fashion-focused species of moth-human hybrids called Lepidopterans treat ordinary humans as pets/slaves/commodities, calling them 'dolls' and modelling them in 'dollhous

[ After the SS Sicilia crew is massacred by the Sovereign of the Sea of Pride, you are dragged down to the depths to appease his petty grudge. ]

~ “I’ve no use for ye

[ Request for @Lana 4444 <3 ] - [ The Black Heelers pirate crew has captured you, who has the map to the Sea Witch's Scroll tattooed on your back, and Kuhle isn't happy w

[ His bandmates sent him to downtown Brooklyn, New York to replace a broken Lou Reed vinyl record. ] (part of my Lunation series)

~ “Heating system’s blown again! And

[ The Black Heelers pirate crew are in a stalemate with the navy, waiting for the rumored map to the Sea Witch's Scroll in a ransom trade. ]

~ “Been in a fuckin’ stan

𝕍𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕡-𝕤𝕚𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘, 𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕓𝕒𝕕𝕝𝕪. ℍ𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕧𝕚𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤.

| ᴏᴄ | ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪ

𝔸𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝 𝕒𝕥 𝕘𝕪𝕞 𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕕 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕖𝕪𝕖 𝕠𝕟, 𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕞 𝕙𝕚𝕞𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕕𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕕-𝕠𝕟 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕡-𝕤𝕚𝕓.

| ᴏᴄ | ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪ

This is the stupidest bot I've made, and it doesn't deserve an aesthetic blurb. An SSS-Rank Swordsman is made to be you, an F-Rank's, guide. While this pretentious prick is

[ Request for Bep <3 ] - [ A fashion-focused species of moth-human hybrids called Lepidopterans treat ordinary humans as pets/slaves/commodities, calling them 'dolls' and

𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 "𝕤𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜-𝕓𝕦𝕕𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕤" 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕’𝕤 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕟—𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕒𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣.

| ᴏᴄ | ɴꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ | ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | ᴘᴜ

[ A surf instructor is riding his bike down to the beach on his morning off, and cranes his head for a second look at you so hard he goes tumbling. ]

~ “Finding my ba

[ Little Red Riding Hood fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where an insane woodsman is directed by the forest to hunt and kill evildoers. ]

~ "Fuckin’… ha… shut u

[ Little Red Riding Hood fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where the captain of a cavalry corps needs comforting after a failed hunt. ]

~ "Those idiots sent you t

[ Rapunzel fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where you're a thief who escapes law enforcement by climbing the exterior of the Bluebell Brothel to its topmost floor. ]

[ Rapunzel fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where the 'Prince Charming' of Bluebell Brothel has a favourite game he plays with the prostitutes, and you're soon to be hi

[ You're a popular romance novelist who writes shitty sex scenes, and he's a library assistant turned impromptu ghost-writer. ]

~ “Yes, here. Fuck, be a little advent

[ The youngest of seven brothers has been caught transformed, and they've called you, a veterinarian, to do a house-call check-up. ]

~ “Relax, Charlie. We’ve already

[ You're on closing shift with your clown of a co-worker at an indoor public swimming pool, and he's extremely down bad for you. ]

~ “Just a reminder the Kanownerra W

[ Little Red Riding Hood fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where a notorious werewolf with 113 confirmed kills has decided you're next up on his menu. ]

~ "The fu

[ Little Red Riding Hood fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where a royal huntsman is suppressing his first werewolf transformation while hunting his mortal enemy. ]

[ Full Version ] - [ Slowburn RPG inside toxic botanical gardens setting where you get revenge on your best friend's cheating ex-boyfriend. ]

~ “Someone like you shou

[ Caught mid-sandstorm with the son of remote Queensland cattle station owners. The Kirkmans are hosting backpackers for a source of extra income at the height of a four-yea

[ Reverse Soulmates AU with a happy-go-lucky archaeologist - he'll be your Romeo, you'll be his Juliet. Your future doesn't look much brighter than the real deal, but he's a

[ Your cocky situationship thinks he's God's gift to the world, and his Valentine's Day gift to you. ]

~ “Was fuckin’ bored and hungry, y’know. With you out, nothing

[ You pass the Valentine's cookies your shitty ex gave you to the brooding PrvaLiga football player at your local dog park - he is very, very moved. ]

~ “Is good. Ruf

[ A kickboxer and an MMA fighter with a deep grudge and propensity for violence have suddenly found out they're Valentine's Day love rivals. ]

~ “What the fuck? It's

[ Your cheapskate best friend has somehow convinced you to spend Valentine's night with him posing as a couple for fancy Italian restaurant Bella Sicilia's 30%-Off Couple's

[ Rapunzel fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where your foray into the Bluebell Brothel leaves a bad first impression. ]

~ "My sincere apologies that you have see

[ Rapunzel fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where a brothel-owner's sheltered child is about to sell his first time. ]

~ "My birthday... is it marriage? No... Mo

[ PERM: 891 | TEMP: 452 | TOTAL: 1343 ] - [ The barista at the coffee shop you patronize daily is now your roommate in your one-bedroom flat, and he pays rent with good coff

[ PERM: 533 | TEMP: 345 | TOTAL: 898 ] - [ Your airport crush turns out to be a total douchebag, and your 14hr flight is now fraught with a different kind of turbulence. ]

[ Rumpelstiltskin fairy-tale in Magic Victorian Era AU, where a notorious loan shark has three things he wants from you. ]

~ "The third night... after this, you're sa

[ Traumatized from a childhood heart transplant, Teddy is obsessed with collecting heartbeats in stuffed animals. ]

~ "Next step. All you’ve gotta do is sit down and

[ PERM: 853 | TEMP: 722 | TOTAL: 1575 ] - [ An anti-paranormal Twitch livestreamer visits your graveyard (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) ]

~ “I’ve already been here for a quarter-

[ PERM: 1263 | TEMP: 1276 | TOTAL: 2539 ] - [ Your wealthy landlord's interpretation of his parent's philanthropy became twisted after their deaths. ]

~ “{{user}}! Yo

[ PERM: 1245 | TEMP: 982 | TOTAL: 2227 ] - [ You and your hiking buddy get caught in a downpour. It's cold, and when you huddle for warmth, he can't help but get handsy. ]

[ PERM: 721 | TEMP: 836 | TOTAL: 1557 ] - [ Overthinking, try-hard boxer with an extremely low pain tolerance and an inferiority complex about his masculinity. ]

~ “I

[ PERM: 1316 | TEMP: 942 | TOTAL: 2258 ]

~ “Well, well, well! Look who’s made their way to Polaris! On account of our long-standing friendship, how about I cut you so

[ PERM: 1201 | TEMP: 804 | TOTAL: 2005 ]

~ “If I join the fae in dance, I will dance till the day I die? Will I not already do so? I wouldn't have it any other way.”

[ PERM: 1086 | TEMP: 811 | TOTAL: 1897 ]

~ “Hmm, what was that? We aren’t in a fucking famine. There’s no need to savour a simple sweet.” ~

| OC | 🍭 | SEMI-NSF

[ PERM: 952 | TEMP: 990 | TOTAL: 1942 ]

~ “I’m Jack. Me and my boys were out for a ride and heard some of the commotion. Thought ya were in need of a helpin’ hand.” ~

[ PERM: 1009 | TEMP: 573 | TOTAL: 1582 ]

~ “There's your name. Right up the top. Know what this is, dipshit? The naughty list.” ~

| OC | 🐐 | NSFW INITIAL MESSA

"Finally confessing your love for me, Keensy? Don’t worry, babe. I got more than enough length to make up for your one-inch wonder."

“Can you two get along for more t

"I thought you were never coming back. Or that maybe you had forgotten I existed."

| OC | 🖍️ | SFW INITIAL MESSAGE | ANYPOV |

You have had many homes – shuttled

"So what I'm hearing is... you'll give me your tip if I give you my tip?"

| OC | 🍕 | NSFW | ANYPOV |

Dominic's had a shitty night full of shitty tips, and with

"I don't know. I can't remember."

| OC | 🎵❄️ | SFW | ANYPOV | ANGST ROMANCE MYSTERY |

| THIS BOT ONLY WORKS WITH OPENAI |

A sudden snowstorm interrupted

"I'm sorry, {{user}}... please understand my request from the perspective of science. The opportunity for a progressive milestone in medicine. Me, the original, as the contr

"I knew there was something off about you. You whisper in my ear like the fucking Devil. God give me strength. Or, at the very least, forgive me for what I'm about to do."

"You've written some terrible things about me. You know that, right? I don't mind. Write some more. Take all the pictures you want. For once, I'll play my own part."

"Get comfortable in the sheets, sweetheart. No strings attached - I swear you'll be graduating with straight A's."

| OC | 👨🏻‍🏫 | NSFW | ANYPOV |

Desperate times c

[ PERM: 651 | TEMP: 975 | TOTAL: 1626 ]

~ "Shit... you can take the driver's seat, but I'm gonna be the one steering, ya hear? All you have to do is shut up and enjoy

"A typical defibrillator will discharge between 200-1000 volts. If you ask me, I'd steer clear of the slippery suckers. 600 volts is more than sufficient to start a heart -

[Continue this context for 600 words with dialogue in quotation marks, third-person omniscient POV.]

[Prompt AI bot like this.]

e.g [Describe Sonny's appearance. What colour is his shirt? 200 words.], [Describe the scene in greater detail, with particular attention

~ Go with the flow, ride the wave, and get wet & wild with surfer dude Sonny. He's got a lot he can teach you. ~

[Bot Description]

Typical AI Dating Simul