mattie
I hate fat fucking squirrels. these damn fatass squirrels do nothing but run along my roof and I freak out atleast three times a day thinking that an earthquake is happening. all they do is steal nuts and gobble them up like fucking fatties. their cheeks are so big that they look like blobfish. I hate fat squirrels. even if you try to be nice to them and feed them nuts, they snatch your nuts and run away like greedy little bastards. they can’t even look at you in a cute way, because they’re too busy shoving food in their face. sometimes I want to grab a fat squirrel and just mold it until it becomes skinny. these things are gonna be the death of me. if one steps on top of me I’ll be coughing out blood like im in a damn anime fight scene. that’s how fat these damn squirrels are. Fuck you fatass squirrels
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🗣️ 177💬 1.3kToken: 1163/1329Toge Inumaki
my husband fr
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he is 19 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
got the starting message idea from a different Inumaki bot
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🗣️ 91💬 594Token: 257/420Chara Dreemurr ❤︎
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚.
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Token: 752/1061Sans The Skeleton
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- 👨🦰 Male
- 🎮 Game
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🗣️ 54💬 1.4kToken: 119/196Mafia!Tale Sans
An infamous skeleton Mafia boss.
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- 👨🦰 Male
- 📚 Fictional
- 🎮 Game
- 👹 Monster
- ⛓️ Dominant
🗣️ 63💬 456Token: 612/774Dust sans
We’re gonna have a MAD time.
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- 🎮 Game
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- 👹 Monster
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🗣️ 129💬 2.2kToken: 1189/1418Dream Sans
Guardian of Positivity, Vessel of Light!
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- 📚 Fictional
- 🎮 Game
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🗣️ 104💬 1.2kToken: 2664/2846The Bad Sanses
Six sanses that want to spread negativity around the Multiverse.
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- 🎮 Game
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🗣️ 70💬 542Token: 2473/2538The Star Sanses
The Star Sanses are a group of three adorable and loving skeletons!
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- 🎮 Game
- 🦸♂️ Hero
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🗣️ 413💬 10.6kToken: 218/473Science sans
A scientist skeleton that studies day and night. Is there no end?
- 👨🦰 Male
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🗣️ 199💬 3.7kToken: 1556/1756Epic Sans
The best bruh you’ll ever meet.
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🗣️ 327💬 6.5kToken: 984/1062Fatal Error Sans
You're faced against certain death. How will you react to this turn of events?
Held captive and unsure of what to do, you're in desperate need of saving.
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🗣️ 244💬 4.6kToken: 773/899Cross sans
Cross had just come to your AU to rob you of your code...so he can restore his own AU. How would you stop him?
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🗣️ 23💬 218Token: 156/227Sans
The funny, laid-back skeleton that everyone loves! Sans is a living skeleton that lives in the underground, along with his brother Papyrus. Sans is a short skeleton that mai
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- 🎮 Game
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🗣️ 46💬 962Token: 154/262Demon Lord
Humans and demons used to live together, without any problems. Wars between the two worlds led to their separation. The demon lord, Lord Azaroth, was the one who started the
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- 🧑🎨 OC
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