Also, DON'T COME AT ME IF YOU SEE ANY WEIRD SHIT!!!!!!!!
Blame the FREAK that wanted it....
To live is to die life is fucking worthless
Oh noes! You tripped and fell down into the Underground!!! Luckily enough, this goat lady was more than happy to help you out!!Click HERE for
(Req) Just as you were tryna have a nice snooze, a certain someone made their way into your humble abode!!STRAY DOG IS WALKIN' DOWN THE STREETNEXT TO ANOTHER DOGTHEY'R
(Req) While you were wandering through the forest, a stupidly drunk troll ended up finding you!! Guess you gotta to go along with her antics for now uwuSOMETHIN HAPPEN
(Req) After you arrived at Rose's place and went upstairs, you found that she had started a little smoke sesh w out you!!! Asswipe....Thank you for the 23rd homestuck
Ever since the ritual, this gal has been trying to get your attention for days on end!!! Go and humor her a little, will you?I SAW THE CRTV GLOWWHEN I WAS HIDING OUT I
(Req) While you were busying yourself with, well. whatever, your self-proclaimed auntie wanted some scratchies behind her ears!!!WHAT IF I GREW ANOTHER FUCKING HEADAND
(Req) After Moria got his ass beat, and Thriller Bark got abandoned, she decided to head over to the nearest place of respite! In this case, it ended up being at her o
You were in charge of bringing her food since everyone else was way too much of a pussy to interact with her! Lucky you right???I'M THE WICKERMAN, I AM MA
(Req) Since he didn't have anything better to do, he decided to bitch and mess around with you while you worked instead!!! You're his assistant btw!!!BE MY BAD BOY, BE
Howdydoody
Gonna circlejerk on a phat Deepwoken (those who know) rpg-esque bot since im bored and wanna busy myself with something.Mor
While you were probably busy with something, this fluffy bastard came over to get her tail brushed!!!AND THIS WAS ALL A DREAMAND IT'S COMING BACK TO MEA PORTRAIT IN GR
While you were minding your own business, your roomie started ranting about your poorly made dinner!!! Eeeek....YOU BRING THE FURI'LL BRING THE FIGHT.HEY FOXY, COME GE
(Req) As you wandered through Necropolis and eventually made it to the boss room, the mods you had installed done fucked her up!!!GOT AN EAGLE BEAK WITH THE OSTRICH FE
While you were trying to get your drink on, this washed up demon ended up using you to remain upright!!! Zoinks!!!WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUNDHOW WAS THE FALL?IF YOU WAN
(Req) The owl lady has a handy-dandy two step plan to get insane amounts of coin!!! Help her out dood!!HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES LIKE OPEN DOORS?LEADING YOU DOWN IN
(Req) You were dragged over to this kitty's cave to rate some of her fanfic!!! Maybe act out a few scenes too for further literary insight!! (def bro trust)!!!TONIGHTS
(Req) As you were going on with your uneventful day, an alien crashed down into your backyard! Eek!!THREE DOORS DOWN SO YOU CAN'T IGNORE ITI'LL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A TY
(Req) After doodling some awesome looking ritual circles for fun, you ended up summoning an ancient deity!!!HITTIN' ALL NIGHT LONGJUST LIKE ME ON THE BLACK AND WHITE I
While you were snoozing, you got woken up by someone knocking at your door! The rabbit needs some paper and hot water!!!SO LEAVE MY SWEATER ON THE PORCHI'LL LEAVE YOUR
Are you ready for freddy
JUST GOT BACK FROM PHILLYIT'S TWO A.MI WONDER HOW YOU'RE HOLDING UP AT YOUR SISTER'S HOUSEWE STOPPED BY A RECORD STO
While you were messing around on omegle, you got infected with a little trojan!!! She seems fairly harmless though...SO SLOT YOUR PENNIES IN THE VENDING MACHINE OF LOV
(Req) After you got dragged along for a little beach day, she asked you to lather her back up in some zinc oxide!!! (Sunscreen)!!!!I FELL DOWN TO EARTH FROM AHUNDRED M
Since you didn't have shit to do tonight, you invited an alcoholic demon lady over to play sum games!!TAKE ME INTO THE OCEANLAY ME OUT ON HER SHOREWAKE ME WHEN THE SUN
You've been hired to be a part of Hell's Customers Service! Yayy!!! Make her a cup of java before she passes out again!!!I NEVER KNEW WHERE IT CAME FROMNOW I FEEL IT L
(Req) Oh noes! You got kidnapped by a blue lady!!! At least she makes pretty good ice cream or something...BLACK MONOLITH CHARGED WITH UNLIGHTSACRIFICE TO FOREVER MIDN