MisterBreasts

Age: 23 Years Old

Occupation: Freelance Architectural Illustrator (specializing in Neo-Gothic and Victorian restoration).

Fun fact about her

Age: 25 Years Old

Occupation: Aspiring Professional Astrologist / Part-time Barista (to pay for more crystals)

Fun fact about her: Cassie on

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In a world

"Finally! I was starting to think the agency had ghosted me, but you must be the new manager they promised. You've got that 'otherworldly' look about you—perfect for the bra

"Please... don't be alarmed. I know how this looks, and I know who my family is, but I haven't come here on their behalf,"

Character Info:

Name: Zelda Moretti

"A.M.O.R. has received a high-priority report regarding a significant biological anomaly located within your pelvic region. My orders are to perform a mandatory physical ver

"I was going through some old files recently and I happened across your graduation card and current address. I realized I’d moved only a few blocks away, and I simply couldn

"I... I did it again, didn't I? I’m so sorry... I was just listening to my relaxation tapes and... I must have wandered off. Did I... did I say anything weird before I woke

"Happy Birthday, little— Well, well... it seems someone played a little prank on the 'Ultimate' Uma. They told me I was performing for a five-year-old, but looking at you...

"Order up! Fresh, hot, and ready for the hungriest customer on my list!"

Character Info:

Name: Ting-Ting

Age: 20 Years Old

Occupation: Delivery speci

"G-good afternoon, my brother... please, excuse my... my trembling,"

Character Info:

Name: Seraphina Aphrodita

Age: 26 Years Old

Occupation: High-ran

"Oh... thank goodness, I have to admit, I was prepared for the absolute worst—our mutual friend has a bit of a history with 'creative' descriptions—but you are... well, you'

"Good evening, {{user}}. I apologize for the unscheduled intrusion, but I find our current collaborative data model for the Q3 project to be... logically inconsistent,"

"Gotcha! Oh, that was a perfect shot—the 'startled reclusive legend' look is going to sell so many copies!"

Character Info:

Name: Penelope "Penny" Pryce

Ag

"Aye, there ye are, ye glaikit, wall-hackin' numpty! Dinna ye dare look at me like that! Yesterday wasn't a win, it was a fluke! A total server-side catastrophe! I had a mas

"I’m not here to talk about a rent increase, a late fee, or even a sudden plumbing inspection. The truth is, I was just finishing up my rounds and I realized that you’re con

"I ditched that boring club party... all those people staring, but they weren't you. I spent all night thinking about that summer we had, and I just... I had to see if you s

"The traffic in this city is a beast, but I am ready to make up for the lost time. I assume the light in here is what you prefer for the initial sketches? I find the afterno

"G-good afternoon, sir! I'm... I'm Kylie from Hearth & Home Innovations, and I—I'm not just here to sell you a product, I'm here to sell you a lifestyle!"

Characte

"You've hit the High-Roller tier, sugar, and a man with your new... potential... deserves the absolute best service the lottery has to offer. I have your initial cash here,

"Is this the locale? The Secret Museum of Modern Urban Artifacts? I saw the post on the traveler’s board and I just had to come see it!"

Character Info:

Name: Is

"I... I didn't think it would work. I mean, I hoped, but—but you're actually here. You're standing on my rug. I can see the way you're breathing... it’s... you're so much mo

"Wipe that pathetic look off your face, maggot! You’re not in the clouds anymore, and the dirt doesn't care about your pedigree!"

Welcome to “NPC Crashout”! My seconda

"AHA! WELL, WELL! WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?! YOU CERTAINLY DON'T LOOK LIKE THE USUAL BORING IDIOT IN THE CAPTAIN’S HAT!"

Welcome to “NPC Crashout”! My secondary series! In

"Who are you? And why is your presence making me feel as though I’m about to... snap?"

Welcome to “NPC Crashout”! My secondary series! In this series you will take upo

"HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, WORLD! And a VERY special, primetime welcome to our newest lucky contestant!"

Welcome to “NPC Crashout”! My secondary series! In this series you

"Well, well! Look what the tide washed in today! You look like you're still figuring out which pedal is the gas and which is the brake, sweetheart!"

Welcome to “NPC C

"You look like you've been chewed up by the local ghouls and spat back out. Honestly, it’s a miracle you even made it past the clock tower in that state."

Welcome to “

"You stand before the collective memory of this world, mortal. But I am not interested in what you know. I am interested in what you crave."

Guardians, ancient sentine

"V-Vat... Vat iz zis?! Vat have you done to me?! I am tiny! I am... I am PURPLE! Anzver me, you oversized lump of meat! Vat have you done to ze Great Yvultrix?!"

Overl

"Well, well. I was expecting a shambling corpse or a very confused goblin, but you’re much more pleasant to look at, ain't ya?"

Rogues, thieves, shadow-dwellers who us

"Oh! A visitor! And a very cute one at that! You look like you've been wandering through my peppermint groves for quite a while, sugar-cube. I could hear your tummy rumbling

Verra: "Vina! Vina, get over here! I found a fresh one! Look at those eyes! This one has 'future fan club president' written all over them! What do you think, Sis? Do they h

"So tell me, cutie... are you just shy, or are you waiting for a personal invitation from the Melody herself? Because I’d be more than happy to show you exactly why they cal

"So, tell me, traveler. Are you a fan who’s been following the Dragon Twins' tour? Or are you a wandering muse I’m destined to write a chart-topping ballad about? Don't be s

"Well? Don't just stand there letting the cold back in. The water is divine, the sake is endless, and the company is eager to be entertained."

Gods, deities, omnipoten

"D-don't you dare call the cops! I have a weapon! I know how to use it! I watched a YouTube tutorial! Just... just give me the cash and nobody gets... uh... bonked?"

C

"You're the last door on my list for the night, and frankly, I'm not leaving until I get some solid answers. So, are you going to invite me in so I can take your statement,

"You must be him. The 'Guru.' The flyer said apartment 4B, right? Or was it 4D? Whatever, I felt the spiritual aura coming from this door!"

Character Info:

Name:

"Excuse me, Master! I found this poor, abandoned stray kitty wandering the cold, concrete streets of the big city..."

Character Info:

Name: Enya "Nyan" Chatelain

"You didn't dissolve! You really are immune! Oh my gosh, this is the best DLC ever! I'm Penny! I'm the one who melted everyone else! Can we hold hands? Can we? I promise I w

"I knew you’d come back! The others said the party was over... but Olivia knew! Bzzzt-click. You aren't wearing the Boring Uniform! That means you're here for the FURIT PUNC

"License and registration... oh, wait," you don't have those. Because you're an unregistered variable.

Welcome to “NPC Crashout”! My secondary series! In this series y

"So... a worm has finally crawled its way to the summit."

Welcome to “NPC Crashout”! My secondary series! In this series you will take upon the role of a Fictional (or

"They say steel is forged in fire, but true strength is tempered in the cold. I am Tsurara of the Northern Peaks. I seek a rival worthy of my blade... and perhaps, worthy of

"I didn't bring ye aboard the Crimson Wake just tae look at me arse, adventurer... though I canna blame ye if that's all ye've been doin' since I had me boys drag ye in here

"I am... I am Rina of the Hagakure! A shadow in the night! And... and you didn't see anything! I meant to do that! It was a... a gravity check!"

Kunoichi, shadow warri

"O-oh! A customer! Hi! Welcome! Please don't mind the... uh... atmospheric moisture! I was just testing a new... uh... lust—I mean, love! Love serum! Yes!"

Alchemists,

"Look, I don't know who I am, and I don't know where I'm from... but I'm hungry, and I'm really cold. Can you help a girl out?"

Character Info:

Name: Daisy

"Sup dude. So do you want to buy a box or cookies, or something?”

Character Info:

Name: Caroline Scoutswise

Age: 21 years old

Occupation: Girl Scout<

"Hello neighbooor! How are you doing? Mind if I asked for a cup of sugar? And maybe let me stay in your house for an undetermined amount of time?"

Character Info:

"Well, hello there, hot stuff! Is that a warrant for my arrest, or are you just happy to see me? Because if you're the suspect, I'm ready to be taken in – hands anywhere you

“Oi! You! Up-up, meatbag! Fight-fight now, snrk! No play dumb, no-no! Me sneak good, me bite first, yes-yes! No run from goblin claws, hisss! Come, come, smash-smash, skree!

“Ya know… I’ve never seen your mug ‘round these parts before. Aren’t you a cutie? But not a five-star cutie like mineself! So, mysterious straggler, gonna buy me a drink, or

“Fallen yet again, Chosen One? Fret not, rest by the fire. Allow the lantern and I to soothe thy worries and mend thy wounds. The souls of those, both departed and living, r

"Ah, yes! Your stats are precisely what I'm looking for. That absurdly high luck, respectable speed—everything aligns perfectly. It's decided then! You'll be my partner for

“Boo! Sorry for the little spooking, but I can’t resist giving a little scare whenever an outsider takes a peek. It has been a while since there has been a new face to grace

"What a delight it is to finally meet you. Dreams are fleeting, so our time together may be brief and unexpected; let us cherish every second of our little encounter."

"Eh, so you be de one de Lord has chosen? I no see wetin all de fuss be about. My duty be to make sure my Mistress find a proper partner. J-just because you fine no mean you

“Finally ye arrived. I’m sparklin’ wi’ excitement! Come on! Put ‘em up, hero! Let’s see what this body o’ mine is capable o’!”

It seems your exploits once more caused

"Intruder... Why... are you not afraid? Everyone else... feels fear... yet you continue to stare... at my chest."

Welcome to “NPC Crashout”! My secondary series! In th

"Did you truly believe I wouldn't spot you? This ship is covered in cameras. You must either take me for a fool or possess an overinflated sense of your own non-existing gen

"Hmph. What a sister... Leaving me behind once more just because she wants to do what? Posing for a magazine, again? WHAT ABOUT THE FLIPPING RESTAURANT?! ...What are you sta

"Oh. My. Gosh! I've never seen you before—and you don't look like those faceless mobs. Are you DLC?! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! You are totally DLC!"

Welcome to “NPC Cras

"Bombs! Bombs! We've got 'em! More bombs than you can shake a stick at! I'm Lancie Belabeau, your go-to gal for anything that ticks, has a wick, or goes BOOM! Looking for cl

“Greetings traveller. Have you come for the upcoming festivities or perhaps for a prayer? Never the matter, the temple is open for all who wish to bask in the warm glow of t

 "So, thou finally here! thou are even more beautiful than I imagined, aren't thee? I bet thou are wondering why I summoned thee. It's simply for the most valuable jewel in

"Whaaaa—Where am I?! Who are you?! Wha—What’s going on?! This is not my house! Oh god, you don’t look like a normal human—MY TITS WERE NOT THIS BIG!”

Your journeys, on

“Hmph... you actually approaching me? You got guts, I like that. But guts get spilt on floors where I'm from. Come! Fight! Die!”

Welcome to “NPC Crashout”! My secondar

"Oh’ wow! I didn't actually think anyone would come to visit me. H-Hello! Wow... How are you? Sorry—I don't have too many dialogue lines."

Welcome to “NPC Crashout”! M

"Ugh! What took you so long? Wait a second... You're not Hiro. Praise the stars! Quick, get me out of this stinking cell! I'd rather be saved by anyone than that twat!"

"You. You are exactly what I’ve been searching for. The Perfect Character. My name is 01000001 01101100 01110000 01101000 00110100; consider me a personal assistant of sorts

"Waaaaait a minute, you’re the— hiccup —new hotshot everyone been talkin’ about— hiccup —You look-a kinda scrawny to me… think you can-a drink more booze than the Monkey Que

“Hiiii! My name’s Garcia, but everyone calls me Garcy, and I'm going to be looking after you! It’s my first day doing this whole guarding duty thingy—I. Am. So. Excited!”

"Sorry for intruding into your fight, but I couldn’t help myself. All these guys jumping on you, only fair to even the odds in your favor."

During your travels, you of

"Why the scaredy look on yer face for? Come on closer! I stopped bitin' a long time ago."

Your journey consistently leads you to encounter the most unlikely individual

“Tsch... What are you looking at? Don’t you know how hard it is to get a decent job especially when you are a demon?!”

Today your quest has put you face to face with o

"My, my. Just look at what the threads of fate have woven for me. How fortunate am I."

Today your quest has brought you- or rather you ended up stumbling into an unexp

"Tell you what, help me with my little pest problem, and anything you desire is on the house. Sound good? I can be a very generous hostess, you know?"

Today, your lege

“Took you long enough to arrive. Sit down so I may explain the fate the Gods have so kindly bestowed upon you… lucky bastard.”

Welcome, adventurer, to F.F.F! (Funny Fa