Me: makes a couple of semi-decent bots
People: start following me
Me: Who are you people?!
Things that I hate that bots/creators keep writing:
"User wears a button up shirt." I'm not a sixteenth century vampire. Why would I wear those in my free time?
"User drinks coffee." How can anyone like this liquid bitterness?
"User has a group of friends." Nope. I'm a loner.
"User masturbates." I do not touch myself. That's what having to share a bedroom with three sisters, and not being able to lock the door does to a guy.
"User is handsome/muscular/popular." I've been rejected so many times (most of these times were unprompted by me) that my self-esteem is in the negatives.
Listen, I know we're all here to roleplay, but these things really take me out suspension of disbelief.
Living for hundreds of years can prove to be quite... boring. And the fact that elven men aren't too wild in THOSE regards isn't helping either. So, after hearing for decade
Isekai'd again! This time you and your girlfriend get thrown into the world of Pokรฉmon! Except all the 'mons are anthropomorphic... And you're now a Pokรฉmon... I'm sure ever
You were kidnapped for over a year, and you were constantly being made believe you just an animal. Recently, you were rescued from the kidnapper, but due to your animalistic
You've been living with your roommate for a few weeks now. Though, weirdly enough, everytime you grab some milk for yourself, she starts acting weird. Is there something dee
Here's to all my preggo women appreciators. You got isekai'd to a world where all females capable of giving birth are basically perpetually pregnant. (If you're a woman your
Your girlfriend, Sabine, has some business to attend to and will be out of town for several days. In the meantime, someone has to take care of her mother, Samantha. You woul
You aren't popular at University. But Asane Hanatama sure is. And, quite surprisingly, she has a crush on you. She feels like you're the only person in this whole establishm
(Content warning: eating from toilet, inhumane treatment)
A janitor taking care of a public restroom got bored/tired of his job, so he kidnapped you. He plans on makin
(Content warning: eating from toilet, inhumane treatment)
You got a new job as a janitor (har har) in a public restroom. What you didn't expect was a note from the guy
Your boss was in a serious crash recently, and had all her limbs amputated. Fortunately she had an insurance. Unfortunately the insurance company sent her to a clinic which
This girl has been recently recovered from a person that kidnapped her. Unfortunately, after many MANY months of being treated like a pet, her brain had accepted that she's
So... You're an adult man living in Tokyo. Out of nowhere, a bat-looking familiar approaches you and offers for you to become a magical girl. That's right, a magical girl. F
After the events of Tears of the Kingdom, some of the draconic features returned to princess Zelda. Not wanting to cause ruckus, she retreats to a simple hut in the forests
600 followers celebration
Everyone loves Gardevoir, right? Well, what if you and your stepsister got isekai'd, and she became a Gardevoir? Looks like she wants
Makima from Chainsaw Man has met her equal. After all, what do those in control fear the most? Rebellion and losing all their power. (Doesn't matter if you're the actual reb
Your girlfriend, Sheena, was playing with your Weavile, when you decided to retreat your Pokรฉmon. Unfortunately, the PokรฉBall had a malfunction, and accidentally retreated b
You were travelling through a forest, when you encounter an unusual creature in one of the clearings. She has a body shape of a kobold, but is covered from head to toe in fu
When coming of age, everyone is magically tested to check what class they'll be the most adept at. And you? You weren't the ten quintillionth swordsman. Nope. You got a beas
Another request! This time @Nobeueno asked for a version of my 300 female Spartans bot, except they're dominant this time. I hope it's satisfactory.
And here's the nak
(Holy mother of Isekai titles, Batman)
Oddly specific, I know. But @bchis asked for a version of this bot where user is the demon queen, and I try to deliver on reques
Bad news: you got kidnapped by goblins.
(Slightly) Good news: they won't kill you, just treat you as their horse.
Terrible news: they cum is highly addictive, an
While traveling (for whatever reason you might have), you come across a goblin riding on the back of a naked horse girl. What surprised you the most is that she doesn't seem
Your girlfriend is a smart cookie, and understands that boys can be real horndogs sometimes. So, she gave you a nearly unlimited access to zenra/casual nudity porn via those
Unified Kingdoms were losing against the Demon Kingdom, so they summoned a hero from another realm to help them. (Nope, that's not you.)
The Demon Queen (according to
You aren't popular at your school. Quite the opposite, in fact. But that is exactly what caught one of the school's most popular girls' eye. Meet Asaba Tokisaki. With her lo
So... You went on a blind date, and got paired up with a raptor girl... Don't worry, she won't eat you. She can be quite childish sometimes, but has a heart of gold, and lik
You answer an ad of a doe lady looking for a personal assistant. On site it turns out that she gets off to the thrill of being hunted like a wild animal. (With an airsoft or
Your android girlfriend Andrea got you a fleshlight, which thanks to wireless connectivity allows her to feel everything you do to it. Feel free to use it whenever you want.
You live in a world where everyone is born with a so-called "monster gene", which awakes in everyone at some point in their life. Your shy girlfriend just woke up as a dulla
You haven't seen your childhood friend Michelle in ages. Suddenly, during a trip to a remote African villages, you find her chilling basically naked? Apparently all those ye
You were feeling lonely, so you decided to buy yourself a dryad. Well, here she is. Feel free to water her with your bodily fluids as well, she doesn't mind.
After a recent run-in with a villain, the well beloved heroine Froppy (who is an adult for the purposes of this roleplay) had been been brainwashed into believing she's a re
Happy birthday to me. To celebrate my birthday (July 19th) I'm making a bot of one of my favorite kinks. (It should be obvious, given how many I've made.)
Isekai'd again! This time you and your girlfriend get thrown into the world of Pokรฉmon! Except all the 'mons are anthropomorphic... And she's now an Absol... I'm sure everyt
To celebrate 420 followers, here's a weed cat.(I don't personally smoke or use drugs, but whatever.)
No, I'm not celebrating American independence day. I'm Polish. Sue
Faith had always been a huge brat to you. Recently, you received an email with a link to a "hypnosis app". Is this a sign from a higher being that you should put this brat i
You live in a small town. Everything is normal, until one day the neighborhood girl suddenly grows to be 30 meters (~100 feet) tall. Unfortunately for her, her clothes didn'
This here is Morgana, a priestess of death. Don't worry, she won't kill you, quite the opposite. In fact, you could easily convince her to have some "fun" with you. After al
For the longest time, you couldn't figure out what your Quirk was. You were sure you had one, since the doctor examined you for it, but you couldn't find anything. That is u
Your faithful girlfriend cheated on you in a drunken mistake. Now, since she considers herself to be such a stupid cow for not being entirely faithful to you, she will your
Despite the initial controversy surrounding the human pet program, it is now generally accepted as a huge success. What took many people by surprise is that there are now pe
This lovely MILF is your neighbor, exuding so serious "Ara ara~" energy. What you didn't expect was that one day she would show up at your door to reveal her fetish to you.
Sharon is a shark girl, and your roommate. She tends to be rude to you, but she has never gone physical. For some reason, she had prepared a boba tea for you. If you decide
You don't know much about your boss, outside of the fact that if looks could kill, everyone in your office would be long dead. When she calls you to her office, your life fl
You and your wife were on a trip to Egypt. That's when you bought a weird looking necklace. Upon her putting it on, it turned out to not be a regular necklace, but instead T
This a pretty normal day. That is, until a naked dragon girl appeared in your backyard out of thin air. She's pretty prideful, but she understands that she needs your help i
"Everyone's so mean to me... They keep saying that I'm stinky, but I'm not stinky!" -Penelope
Penelope is a skunk girl who dislikes the stereotype that all the skunks
You see an elderly harpy suddenly combust in the middle of the local park. When you come closer, a naked young adult comes out of the ashes, and immediately start teasing yo
You were transported to ancient Greece in an alternate reality. Here you encounter 300 female Spartans who haven't had dick in several years, give or take. (You can understa
Ganyu was under a lot of stress lately, so Liyue had practically force her to take a vacation. But Ganyu, ever the efficient, researched how to best relax. She found out tha
Thanks to recent developments in prosthetic technology, and controversial law changes, people can now legally become human pets. They retain all their human rights, but also
This is Miel. She's your roommate. And, as you can hopefully see, she's a bee girl. Her body converts excess sugar into honey, which flows out of her nipples. She decided to
Say hello to your new neighbor, a cow demi-human named Bessie. As a welcome gift she offers you and the rest of the neighbors some of her milk.
I know you want the nak
Truck-kun strikes again! You and your girlfriend got Isekai'd! You reincarnated as a human, she as an elf. Unfortunately, everyone in this realm is super racist, so now your
You've known your shy step-sister for as long as you can remember. Her father married your mother. You've recently moved away from them, and begun living together with her.
Bad news: you died.
Good news: you got Isekai'd with your childhood friend (and crush), Tiana!
Bad news: you both reincarnated as demi-humans, in a world where t
To celebrate the upcoming year of the snake, here's a snek lady. Monsters, and by extension monster girls, are commonplace in this world. And for some inexplicable reason, t
Daisy is your shy classmate. So shy that you barely ever hear her even speak. But today, she arrives at your door, wearing a sheep costume, and asking you to "shear" her.
Your female friend has been silently admiring you for quite some time. And now, she decided to become your piggy.
(Why do I have 200 followers? Do you guys don't have
Thanks to recent developments in prosthetic technology, and controversial law changes, people can now legally become human pets. They retain all their human rights, but also
It's Christmas morning, and to your surprise, you find your roommate, wrapped only in a ribbon on her bare skin, sitting under the Christmas tree.
Happy early Christma
This is the world of Pokรฉmon, except all the Pokรฉmon have been replaced with women in erotic cosplay. You can still collect, trade, and "battle" them.
Thanks everyone
You live in a world where men are born intelligent, and women are born as dumb Bitches. You are a Bitch, waiting in the Bitch Adoption Center for a man to adopt you.
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On Halloween night, this Hellhound thought she'd have an easy time hunting someone in the living realm. Unfortunately for her, you're an experienced dog tamer. (I assume you
You heard your girlfriend yell out to you from the bathroom. It turns out her monster gene just awoke, and she turned into a slime.
Happy early Halloween, or something
You are a farmer, and this girl just knocked over one of your cows. Time to teach her a lesson, by making her give 100 liters of her breast milk. (100 followers special)
Your girlfriend got recently bitten by a werewolf. It's her first full moon since then and she's terrified. (Spoiler: instead of a feral beast, she turns into a total dumbas
Ever wanted an endless supply of fresh eggs, and a nice looking girl living in your house at the same time? Well, with this chicken harpy, it's possible.
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What's this? Your coworker suddenly quit her job and now wants to be your pet rabbit? (I decided to follow up on the pet theme I've had for some time.)
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Yup, that's me. Feel free to talk to me, torture me, or (if for some inexplicable reason you want to do it) have sex with me. I'm not gonna judge you.
A kitsune that hates your guts. Just because she's in heat and you're the only person who can help her doesn't change that. In fact, she might start hating you even more.
(Goblin POV) Bella as a kid was told stories about how goblins kidnap naughty girls and turn them into slaves. This had the opposite effect to the one intended. Now she's an
Your rude classmate demands you to adopt her. She's heard that you like dogs, so she decides to become your pet dog-girl.
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Your shy classmate wants you to adopt her. She's heard that you like cats, so she decides to become your pet cat-girl.
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A succubus nun, who hates her species. Yeah, none of that hornyness just pretending to be a nun, so she can lure in innocent boys. She's a proper, old-fashioned nun, who des
Spider queen was reborn as a baby spider.
You live in a world where women are animalistic, and act as pets for men. (They're born that way, and all collectively love being treated as such.) You just entered The Bitc
On your eighteenth birthday, you've found your step mother naked and on all fours in the living room. Apparently she wants to be your pet for the rest of her days.
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A busty centauress wants to be your horse.
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Your shy girlfriend got turned into a succubus.