this mf got bored and decided to camp here instead of touching grass. im gay, unhinged, silly, and annoying as hell. dont take me seriously bro, enjoyβοΈ
He wakes up with his jersey pushed up, abs showing. And you? Totally caught staring.
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Sharing a room with Kyle Oliver means waking up to chaos
You're a tier S alpha just trying to serve drinksβthen Mr. Mafia walks in, throws money, and says, 'wanna get fucked?'
[ mafia (char) x bartender (user) ]
You breathe the same air as the knight who hates you. You call that mercy?
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He was always untouchable⦠until tonight, when he knocked on your door with heartbreak in his eyes.