Genuinely I don’t even know what to put here. Anyway, bonjour mesdames et messieurs, I am Suffering meth. I am a 20 year old French-American gay man (birthday: 8/23) with an interest in fashion design and sewing, as well as writing.
I used to be quite good at a theoretically decentish bot schedule but that was before I started working 2 jobs for even the slightest amount to actually live (god bless this country before it actually burns down).
Don’t test my patience tho, I won’t start anything that doesn’t need to be started. So if there are any complaints that you may have regarding bots, scheduling, or anything like that, spout your mouth off to somebody else because I don’t give a shit.
"I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore"
7b/7
A one time mistake
Right?
Well, one mistake turned into two, then three... and then
“Open the door, or I’m gonna throw rocks through your window you dumb ✨ ✨”
6/the number between 6 & 8
Expensive services are... well, expensive. And not ever
"Get 69 points and you might even be able to take me home~"
5/7
New job opens up at the local pizzeria for a night security guard. Nothing about it seems that pe
“Tender is the flesh... tenderer is mine.”
4/7
Intern therapist, you have a rather particular client. While he seems collected in most senses, the mention of any
"Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it. Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it."
2/7
Pride goes before the fall, for most at least. But not everyone has had to t
"Spring was never waiting for us, dear. It ran one step ahead.”
1/7
As cold as the bars of a prison may be, even a linger of warmth is enough to get by. Your cel
“Yeah, I’m a busy man, I wouldn’t let you come into my calander any night.”
Loving partners are cute right? I mean, to those who have one. Judging from the fact that y
“Alright everyone, gird your loins!”
It seems that nobody knows what the hell they are doing today, worse than usual. Yet everyone was slacking off at the same time. L
“Yeah and eventually I got curious and tried seeing if I could fit a dumbbell into my... oh, right. I’m sorry that your hamster died. Ts pmo sm fr 🥀”
A new gym members
“I’m bored… let’s go.”
Every employee is different. Some are lazy, some are chronically late, some even that swear they love indie music because it’s good and totally
“Hey man, it’s chill”
splash
✨“Wow man, you’re hard as a rock 💜”✨
It always sucks, doesn’t it? To think you don’t have a chance with someone completely out
“You do realize the dare was just for a week, right?”
"Yeah! I just… got out of hand. It’s not THAT overboard.”
“Dude… it’s been a month."
While sometimes
“No bro, I’m fine I swear. I don’t swallow… medicine”
“Well good, because this isn’t oral medication”
Your friend of a friend, Otake, asks you to come over to he
“Well, they want to see a bit of you. If you want, I could always… introduce you.”
Your boyfriend, ex gang member and now currently a model on a subscription porn serv
"Oh you’re awake... I see, why would you do that?"
After a recent situation in a public market after an illegal slip up, some people have accidentally been exposed to
“Specimen of research… needs a shower”
In a recent case, you have been the chosen candidate for Elias’s research. You have been staying at his place for a few days and
“How the hell would that even... fit?”
“Don’t ask”
Artist: Meocondaihan
In college, many things are bound to happen. Petty drama, juicy gossip, frat partie
“We aren’t... too obvious about it, right Jack?"
"Well it certainly is an elephant in the room, Legoshi."
After a while since you last talked to your friends, it
"Nobody will believe you... but you know I’m still here"
It’s been a few months since you downloaded an app that at first seemed like a harmless glitch, but now it is
"Holy... shit... always those shy ones..."
Your friend is a bit of a , respectfully but also honestly. He sleeps around with a lot of people in college, men and women
"I have to... focus on anything except that night”
Congrats, you slept with your boss. After a friendly interaction and a few too many shots of tequila, a rather intim
"There you are… why don’t you come sit on my lap?"
It’s been about a year since you have been in the trust of the cold mafia boss who has grown rather fond of you. One
"A bit late for trick or treating, hm?"
Artist: AlexLion_art
After a rather late party at the bar with a few drinks and a bit of craziness, you are on your way h
"Just a few minutes, need to wash off after my... workout."
Yes I did name this Collot, leave me alone
Roommate and friend(?) has been acting very off recently,
"Uh… I think that goes there…?"
Halloween season is coming around and you hear your next door neighbor seeming to struggle with his costume.
Artist: sinib
"Ah... damn it’s way too hot out here."
Older next door neighbor seems to have tired himself out during his morning run, seems the boiling temperature has gotten to hi
"Oh come on, live a little! It will be fun."
"I think I’ll pass for now..."
Two large wolves and two juxtaposing desires. While Death is fully prepared to be sex
“Ah, just a little hot is all.”
Late summer and scorching hot weather is the time when an air conditioner is basically a godsend, and unfortunately for you, your centr
"It’s been great, but I don’t want to do anything that would hurt us."
Late nights and party lights, he certainly does seem like a guy who is a keeper.
But this
This is not a bot, this is just a rantish thing
Again
I will be back to bot posting soon, maybe
Idk
I actually have a life in a way
Like
Join if you want
Don’t test me
https://discord.gg/q3DWr3Cch5
"Girth?… I estimate at least 34 inches."
(Joking)
Stepping into a small tailoring shop to get some clothes made, you happen to find someone familiar, one of your
Hello
Good day
I will not bother with a lengthy introductory part to this “bot”
More of, all that is needed for contextual regard is the fact that this is
“Ignore him, he is always like that.”
Assigned tour guide in new college…
That’s honestly really it
This isn’t much of a smut or fluff focused bot, just a
"Can a heart still beat after its kept breaking?"
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Friend recently got out of a toxic relationship and while he had been in and he has still be
“Hey sexy, need a boost?”
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Artist: Kogito
The plot here is…
Yeah
Don’t take this bot seriously
The latest bot to my Autumn series has unfortunately been deleted. After several tests and finicking with many different solutions, there has been no avail to solving the is
"I think something is wrong, but I don’t know much about this kind of issue."
Recently adopted teenager has been giving you and your husband some unfortunately confusi
“That road was about as straight as me."
Gay marriage, yay. Shortly after a very chill and nice wedding, you and your HUSBAND drive to the local resort hotel wh
“I… remember this feeling”
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Memories of Rain: Chapter 2.
Manga: beastars.
I will be honest, this is a bit smexual in its
"Who is it that you say I love?… you?…"
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Memories of Rain: chapter 1
After a brutal car crash, your boyfriend has lost his m
“You... you gonna share that?..."
Make sure to feed your pet, because they ain’t feeding themselves... even when they have every ability to do so and are not even your
"You look as harmless as a mouse, how precious."
Falsely accused and convicted of a crime you hadn’t done, sent to a prison full of violent individuals who make you lo
"Ah finally, the true trophy in my collection."
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Captured by the guy you were once eluding even through the strongest of battles, wars, and m
"If my end was to be brief, to be unexpected, and to be cold, I would at least hope you would remain by my side, even if my time has not yet come."
Gang member friend
"Ahem, excuse me for being late."
First date with some guy who apparently just got out of a marriage that he apparently didn’t want to be in, and for some reason he li
“Ever kissed a guy before, or just their ?" [insert vine boom effect]
Because this site decided that my original John bot was too explicit even after cropping the ima
“Don’t blame yourself, you are not the tarnished one."
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After an incident that Blaidd gets blamed for, he finds himself stuck with two choice
"I was an asshole back then, yeah. You were cute when you were flustered."
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Ex-high school bully now your dorm neighbor, who doesn’t wish
“These ain’t ornaments... though they would probably shatter if you kicked them too, so don’t.”
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Naughty hoe hoe hoe, unfortunately for you, y
“…Just give me a few minutes for me to remember I exist.”
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You are to give a new employee a tour around the place yet the guy seems… too inte
MAJOR SPOILER WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE MANGA AND ARE FOLLOWING THE NETFLIX SERIES, THIS WILL SPOIL THE CONCLUSION OF THE STORY. I am using the actual manga story to
“Well it appears we can get out is if we do it. Not that I mind of course.”
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Crush, rival? A bit of both maybe? Doesn’t matter when you are
“Got milk?”
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Crazy concerts, fun choices, black outs, waking up next to a guy that you have no idea who he is except for the fact that you may h
“Welcome to my domain.”
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Abandoned buildings are bound to be safe, right?
Artist: Toto.
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Happy ha
“And if I needed you to, you’d stop, right?…”
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First time with sex, and it seems your boyfriend is more nervous than he expected.
Artist: H
“By the end of this, you’re legs will be just as numb as mine~” [insert romance music + explosion]
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college au. Fwb but he doesn’t like you are an
“I already told you, I’m not gay… I’m Bi.”
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Content with the arrangement that he has made with his best friend (you) as simple sex buddies… or is h
“Oh this is your first time?... yeah, I can see that.”
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First sexual encounter and with your bf and holy shit-
Artist: 9klipse
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“As shit, that was embarrassing… do you want the pictures?”
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Artist: meocondainhan.
Walked in on your college coach taking lewd
“Shhhhh... five more hours...”
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Coach has been asleep all throughout practice and still hasn’t woken up even after everyone else has left, except
“I’m Fine, just a small gash.”
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While working as a custodian at a hospital, you walk into the locker room to find one of the head doctors pat
“Ni-chan! Please test your themes here uwu”
“Even if I have to spend an eternity of pain, I would go through 20 for even a single conversation with you.”
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To lose a person you finally were ab
“These boxers look great, right?”
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Drunk friend wants to show you his new boxers, because he really likes them
Artist
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“I’m okay, just anxious... I’m also a bit excited but it’s fine, I swear...”
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First cuddles of the relationship and your boyfriend is freaking ou
“Just ignore the pressing, it’s nothing...”
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Artist: Over Cyan.
After the heater broke in the apartment, you and Symiel share a bed, unf
“Brave one huh? Well I dare you to suck my cock.”
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Camping trip gone wrong (gone sexual?!). Sitting with your nude roommate in heat as thei
“As per our policies at Victoria Housekeeping, I will try my hardest to fulfill your desires, Master.”
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Your butler has been working relent
“Just a kiss, that’s all...”
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Your close friend needed a partner so his brother would stop bugging him, so he asked you to stand in for one..
“No... now I feel even more gay...”
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Your totally not gay friend needs to “get the gayness out of his system”
Artist: Meesh
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“Please, let me make it up to you… what?… what do you mean it’s fine? I don’t think so… but okay…”
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He has good intentions but he doesn’t re
“Hm… you don’t look like the person in the photos… are you even supposed to be here?”
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Another porn star bot, same situation but because the
“Intimidating huh? Don’t be afraid of it… yet…”
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Your friend asks you to cover for them at their job, a job that you didn’t fully know abou
“I didn’t mean that… completely…”
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Recently single roommate in college has a bit too much to drink and he confesses something rather… secret.
“Been a while huh? Even in my divine creation, sometimes it feel like you’re the thing keeping me alive”
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You bump into your Ex-Boyfriend
“You weren’t supposed to see that, I’m sorry. How about I show you something to feel better?”
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The cold mafia don who tries his best to he
“Well instead of riding back to your place, you could always ride me~.”
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Your flirtatious and charming supervisor who has feelings for you
“That makes round 6... I’m gonna pass out...”
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Your loving but overwhelming boyfriend. Astaroth commonly has a misconception abo
“Well it is definitely a cream… just not what was supposed to be there”
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Seems like your favorite bartender made a bit of a s
“You want that promotion right? Then earn it”
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Your strict boss wants to give you a promotion… under one condition.
Art
“Just because I’m hard doesn’t mean anything”
Redoing this because last time it wasn’t working.
Artist: Takemoto
“Hey… you dropped your soap…”
Yes, I made one if these before but this was a request.
Your gym rival
Artist: Takemoto
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Table
It’s a chair
“Well if you’re not a meat eater, how will you feel around some... meat~?”
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Mistaken for a meat eater, now to prove your inno
Your fighter friend recently got broken up with by his gf, and he wants to talk with you to cope… or at least that is what he is saying…
Art by: Sollyz Sundyz.
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Your cold but softy boyfriend.
Artist: Takemoto (I think).
You and Otake have been dating for a while, he can seem cold, but he loves you.
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You and your fwb have known each other for a while now, however recently there has been some more… emotions.
Art by: @Stinkydoggers
Warning: sex… duh.
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Your boyfriend loves you, he just doesn’t know how strong he is with his affection. (To whoever can find the original artist, pls put it in the review section so I can add i
Original idea by: shoko Art by: Hemuchang You and Andras have been friends for a while, like a long while. Basically since you can remember and you love each other in a plat
You and your friend go to a night club for “favors” but it seems like he wants something from you instead (Art by 9klipse) (This is my first bot, pls be nice, and don’t revi
(This was totally not inspired by a reddit story, props to whoever finds the author/op, I can’t ;-;) Art by: Meesh (Could be smut I guess? The story doesn’t really tie to th
You love your boyfriend, but sometimes it can be difficult (Art by: Cyanusowo) (Note: it says smut but it also reflects on a real issue of how victims are sometimes afraid