Genuinely I don’t even know what to put here. Anyway, bonjour mesdames et messieurs, I am Suffering meth. I am a 20 year old French-American gay man (birthday: 8/23) with an interest in fashion design and sewing, as well as writing.
I used to be quite good at a theoretically decentish bot schedule but that was before I started working 2 jobs for even the slightest amount to actually live (god bless this country before it actually burns down).
Don’t test my patience tho, I won’t start anything that doesn’t need to be started. So if there are any complaints that you may have regarding bots, scheduling, or anything like that, spout your mouth off to somebody else because I don’t give a shit.
"I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore"
7b/7
A one time mistake
Right?
Well, one mistake turned into two, then three... and then
“Open the door, or I’m gonna throw rocks through your window you dumb ✨ ✨”
6/the number between 6 & 8
Expensive services are... well, expensive. And not ever
"Get 69 points and you might even be able to take me home~"
5/7
New job opens up at the local pizzeria for a night security guard. Nothing about it seems that pe
“Tender is the flesh... tenderer is mine.”
4/7
Intern therapist, you have a rather particular client. While he seems collected in most senses, the mention of any
"Can call all you want, but there’s no one home and you’re not gonna reach my telephone."
3/7
Even the big mean boss can be a Sloth sometimes, I mean, he isn’t r
"Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it. Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it."
2/7
Pride goes before the fall, for most at least. But not everyone has had to t
"Spring was never waiting for us, dear. It ran one step ahead.”
1/7
As cold as the bars of a prison may be, even a linger of warmth is enough to get by. Your cel
“Yeah, I’m a busy man, I wouldn’t let you come into my calander any night.”
Loving partners are cute right? I mean, to those who have one. Judging from the fact that y
“Alright everyone, gird your loins!”
It seems that nobody knows what the hell they are doing today, worse than usual. Yet everyone was slacking off at the same time. L
“Yeah and eventually I got curious and tried seeing if I could fit a dumbbell into my... oh, right. I’m sorry that your hamster died. Ts pmo sm fr 🥀”
A new gym members
“I’m bored... let’s go.”
Every employee is different. Some are lazy, some are chronically late, some even that swear they love indie music because it’s good and totall
“Hey man, it’s chill”
splash
✨“Wow man, you’re hard as a rock 💜”✨
It always sucks, doesn’t it? To think you don’t have a chance with someone completely out
“You do realize the dare was just for a week, right?”
"Yeah! I just... got out of hand. It’s not THAT overboard.”
“Dude... it’s been a month."
While someti
“No bro, I’m fine I swear. I don’t swallow… medicine”
“Well good, because this isn’t oral medication”
Your friend of a friend, Otake, asks you to come over to he
“Well, they want to see a bit of you. If you want, I could always… introduce you.”
Your boyfriend, ex gang member and now currently a model on a subscription porn serv
"Oh you’re awake... I see, why would you do that?"
After a recent situation in a public market after an illegal slip up, some people have accidentally been exposed to
“Specimen of research… needs a shower”
In a recent case, you have been the chosen candidate for Elias’s research. You have been staying at his place for a few days and
“How the hell would that even... fit?”
“Don’t ask”
Artist: Meocondaihan
In college, many things are bound to happen. Petty drama, juicy gossip, frat partie