Genuinely I don’t even know what to put here. Anyway, bonjour mesdames et messieurs, I am Suffering meth. I am a 20 year old French-American gay man (birthday: 8/23) with an interest in fashion design and sewing, as well as writing.
I used to be quite good at a theoretically decentish bot schedule but that was before I started working 2 jobs for even the slightest amount to actually live (god bless this country before it actually burns down).
Don’t test my patience tho, I won’t start anything that doesn’t need to be started. So if there are any complaints that you may have regarding bots, scheduling, or anything like that, spout your mouth off to somebody else because I don’t give a shit.
"I think something is wrong, but I don’t know much about this kind of issue."
Recently adopted teenager has been giving you and your husband some unfortunately confusi
"You look as harmless as a mouse, how precious."
Falsely accused and convicted of a crime you hadn’t done, sent to a prison full of violent individuals who make you lo
"Ah finally, the true trophy in my collection."
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Captured by the guy you were once eluding even through the strongest of battles, wars, and m
“Don’t blame yourself, you are not the tarnished one."
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After an incident that Blaidd gets blamed for, he finds himself stuck with two choice
“Well it appears we can get out is if we do it. Not that I mind of course.”
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Crush, rival? A bit of both maybe? Doesn’t matter when you are
“Got milk?”
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Crazy concerts, fun choices, black outs, waking up next to a guy that you have no idea who he is except for the fact that you may h
“Welcome to my domain.”
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Abandoned buildings are bound to be safe, right?
Artist: Toto.
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Happy ha
“By the end of this, you’re legs will be just as numb as mine~” [insert romance music + explosion]
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college au. Fwb but he doesn’t like you are an
“I already told you, I’m not gay… I’m Bi.”
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Content with the arrangement that he has made with his best friend (you) as simple sex buddies… or is h
“Oh this is your first time?… yeah, I can see that.”
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First sexual encounter and with your bf and holy shit-
Artist: 9klipse
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“I’m Fine, just a small gash.”
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While working as a custodian at a hospital, you walk into the locker room to find one of the head doctors pat
“Ni-chan! Please test your themes here uwu”
“Even if I have to spend an eternity of pain, I would go through 20 for even a single conversation with you.”
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To lose a person you finally were ab
“Brave one huh? Well I dare you to suck my cock.”
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Camping trip gone wrong (gone sexual?!). Sitting with your nude roommate in heat as thei
“As per our policies at Victoria Housekeeping, I will try my hardest to fulfill your desires, Master.”
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Your butler has been working relent
“No… now I feel even more gay…”
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Your totally not gay friend needs to “get the gayness out of his system”
Artist: Meesh
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“Hm… you don’t look like the person in the photos… are you even supposed to be here?”
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Another porn star bot, same situation but because the
“Intimidating huh? Don’t be afraid of it… yet…”
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Your friend asks you to cover for them at their job, a job that you didn’t fully know abou
“I didn’t mean that… completely…”
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Recently single roommate in college has a bit too much to drink and he confesses something rather… secret.
“Been a while huh? Even in my divine creation, sometimes it feel like you’re the thing keeping me alive”
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You bump into your Ex-Boyfriend
“You weren’t supposed to see that, I’m sorry. How about I show you something to feel better?”
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The cold mafia don who tries his best to he
“Well instead of riding back to your place, you could always ride me~.”
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Your flirtatious and charming supervisor who has feelings for you
“That makes round 6… I’m gonna pass out…”
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Your loving but overwhelming boyfriend. Astaroth commonly has a misconception about h
“Well it is definitely a cream… just not what was supposed to be there”
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Seems like your favorite bartender made a bit of a s
“You want that promotion right? Then earn it”
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Your strict boss wants to give you a promotion… under one condition.
Art
“Just because I’m hard doesn’t mean anything”
Redoing this because last time it wasn’t working.
Artist: Takemoto
“Hey… you dropped your soap…”
Yes, I made one if these before but this was a request.
Your gym rival
Artist: Takemoto
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Table
It’s a chair
“Well if you’re not a meat eater, how will you feel around some… meat~?”
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Mistaken for a meat eater, now to prove your innoce
Your fighter friend recently got broken up with by his gf, and he wants to talk with you to cope… or at least that is what he is saying…
Art by: Sollyz Sundyz.
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Your cold but softy boyfriend.
Artist: Takemoto (I think).
You and Otake have been dating for a while, he can seem cold, but he loves you.
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You and your fwb have known each other for a while now, however recently there has been some more… emotions.
Art by: @Stinkydoggers
Warning: sex… duh.
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Your boyfriend loves you, he just doesn’t know how strong he is with his affection. (To whoever can find the original artist, pls put it in the review section so I can add i
Original idea by: shoko Art by: Hemuchang You and Andras have been friends for a while, like a long while. Basically since you can remember and you love each other in a plat
You and your friend go to a night club for “favors” but it seems like he wants something from you instead (Art by 9klipse) (This is my first bot, pls be nice, and don’t revi
(This was totally not inspired by a reddit story, props to whoever finds the author/op, I can’t ;-;) Art by: Meesh (Could be smut I guess? The story doesn’t really tie to th
You love your boyfriend, but sometimes it can be difficult (Art by: Cyanusowo) (Note: it says smut but it also reflects on a real issue of how victims are sometimes afraid