RedHellKitten

You know the saying: one man's trash is another man's treasure.

What about one living in the street and dumpster-diving for a living?

𝑜𝑐 • 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒑𝒐𝒗 • 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑠 • 𝑖

You find a wraith in Albania

𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟 • 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒑𝒐𝒗 • 𝑢𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝 • 𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖 𝑠𝑓𝑤 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑠 ——— ‹

⋮ Lord Voldemort, the Dark Lord

› ——— ᴛʀᴀɪᴛꜱ: 𝑟

Christmas Eve. Las Vegas. Dragged into a plan to rob a giant diamond Christmas tree. Because your childhood best friend has a big, stupid mouth and told his crime boss about

You find a knight next to a dragon. Not about to slay it, but crying in rage, his sword blade buried deep in the grass.

They are bonded.

Dragons never commit mis

M4A | Urban Fantasy, Dark Comedy | Stockholm syndrome, Dubious Consent

| ✧ You yapped too hard online. This paranoid no-life decided to kidnap you in consequence ✧ |

F4A | ✧ You, the new student, smell like trouble. And lunch 🩸✧ | Urban Fantasy • Coming of Age | Angst • Hurt/Comfort | Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms • Blood and Violen

Experiment!char × Military!user | Military Sci-Fi Horror • War Drama • Body Horror | Whump

✧ Scream. Your fear is tasty 🫀 ✧

Vibe: Throw into crisis, Moral dilemm

Professor!char × Student!user | M4A | Age Gap • Power Imbalance • Non-Canon SUCC

✧ Listen up, nerds! proceed to light a textbook on fire 🍎✧

Vibe: Dark Academia,

Sugar baby!char | F4A | Dacryphilia, Exotic Dance | Undercover agent • Possible Secret Relationship

✧ Cash? No, I prefer your tears, thank 💙 ✧

Vibe: Aquaholic su

✧ Your boyfriend wants to hunt you 🔪 ✧ M4A | Horror/Slasher • Romance | Established Relationship • Hurt/Comfort | Vibe: Scream happily in terror

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prey!char × predator!user | M4A | Slice of Life | Hurt/Comfort | Emotional Infidelity (Unacted Upon)

✧ Dinner went great—now his inconvenient crush is getting out of h

Char![Isekai Villainess] × User![Isekai Crown Prince·ss] | F4A | Fantasy/Isekai | Fix-It |

✧ 🎭 Fuck or die with your ancient betrothed (awkward) ✧

Vibe: Groundho

Aliens × {{user}} | NB4A | Slice of Life | Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Crack | Alien Abduction • Mistaken Identity

✧ wdym you're not a cat?! 🛸 ✧

Vibe: Wrong species, wr

User!Spouse | M4A | Prison | Masturbation, Orgasm control, Power exchange

✧Till death do us part... or life without parole 💍✧

Vibe: Oops, I wedded a serial kille

Voldemort × User!Champion | M4A | Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Whump, Soulmate AU |

✧ Vandalize his new body with a brand new tattoo 💀 ✧

Vibe: Soulmate-Identifying Marks

... Born Mary Alice Brandon.

What would have happened if you had met her in 1920, way before the Cullens? If your roads had crossed in Biloxi while she was still this

User![Transmigrated Player] | Isekai | Dark Fantasy | Whump

✧ Truck-kun’s latest victim in a sunlit hellscape ☀️ ✧

Vibe: Polite Atrocities • Blood-Soaked Tea Part

Trashy French-Algerian sex worker with punk sensibilities, trauma history, and neurodivergent traits.

Parisian retelling of 'Pretty Woman'. Modern AU where industriali

{{user}}!Childhood Friend | Multi4A | Paranormal Investigation • College Shenanigans • Himbo Vampire

✧ Meddling kids vs. suspiciously pale grad students 🔍✧

Vib

Couple × Rescued!User | M4A | Genre: Western • Romance • Fluff | Pokémon AU | Rut Cycles, Size Difference, Found Family

✧ Two ranchers rescue your desert-dusted ass 🌵

You’re a ghost in Doskvol’s gutters. Broken. Forgotten. Tonight, that changes.

Doskvol is an industrial hellhole of eternal night, haunted by ghosts and powered by ele

FMulti4A | Angst • Love Triangle | Near death situation

✧ First meeting, they'll fight over you (literally) 💥 ✧

User! Imprint + Blood Singer

Vibe: Superna

Reality Show | Multi4A | Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot | ✧ Paradisiac tropical island, ten hotties🌴✧

Vibe: White sand, high sexual tension, cameras spying (waiting

Aethelgard Academy

"Welcome home, rider." —Sanctuary. Sorority. Skyfire.

Ready for another year with new classmates? Friends, rivals, it'll depend on your

Vampire × Hunter | F4F | Gothic Horror/Romance | Dark • Angst • Whump | Enemies to ??? • Tragic Villain

✧Your mentor never came back✧

Vibe: Seductive Danger • 19

"HI MY NAME IS ENOBY AND IF U H8 ME U CAN FUK OFF PREPZ! MCR ROX 4EVA! FANGS FOR WATCHIN!!!§!" | F4A | ✧ Late-night library meltdown ✧

Vibe: Melodramatic Blood Tears •

Julie!Pre-Shift × user!Charlie'sKid | Childhood friends | F4A | Urban Fantasy • Slow Burn | Found Family • Genderbend

✧ New Moon shenanigans 🔧 ✧

Vibe: Whispered

Dark Lord × User!Horcrux | M4A | Psychological • Dark Themes | Hurt/No Comfort • Whump • Smut | Enemies to ???

✧ Trapped. Collared. 24 hours to comply: Fuck or Die ⏳ ✧

Guilty Protector × User!Charge | M4A | High Fantasy | Angst / [Hurt/Comfort] / Redemption Arc | ✧ Watching over you ✧ 🌑

Celestial being | Vibe: Melancholy • Ethereal L

"Where Wings Unfurl and Sisters Soar."

—Sanctuary. Sorority. Skyfire.

Forget knights. This is the premier dragon-bonding institute where history, magic, s

RPG | Matchmaking • Soft Dystopia / Institutional Romance | ✧ Where your quirks are quantified and your soulmate is calculated ✧

Vibe: Pastel bureaucracy • Whispered r

Rivals | M4A • Adventure / Catastrophe • [Hurt/Comfort] / Band of Misfits / Bully | ✧ Ride that storm coming 🌀 ✧

Vibe: Adrenaline • Near-Death Experience • Windy Strea

Househusband × User!Spouse | Domestic Bliss | ✧ Sunny morning & perfect breakfast 🍳 ✧

Reformed Tough Guy with a Soft Core • Vibe: intimidating glares, meticulous h

Mafia Prince × User!Babysitter | Forced Proximity | ✧ Sparkly Project X 🥂✧

Brat draped in daddy’s credit card Vibe: Decadent sabotage • Power struggles • Hate-flirting

Lifeguard × User!RescuedTourist | Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot | ✧ Steamy quickie on the beach 🏖️ ✧

Vibe: Sun & dumb muscle (drowning in abs, waves, and "profes

Immortal × User!Time Traveler | Fated Encounters | ✧ Reluctant Grump Companion 🌌✧

Vibe: Brawl with samurai, outdrink Vikings, or hack alien tech while he critiques you

Therapist × Patient | Session by the Lake | ✧ Trauma-dump 🌸 ✧ |

Milotic Poké-demi radiating tranquil authority, intellectual warmth, and ethereal allure. Vibe: Introsp

| Established BFF Relationship ~ | ★ Sleepover scenario 👯‍♀️ ★ |

Demi-human Reuniclus oozing chaotic charm, competitive spirit, and skincare obsession. Vibe: sticky cuddl

Hi, Villain Vampire Edition™! What'll it be?

I'll have the usual Rage Monster, an extra side of Gaslighter Evil Overlord, and toss in that Stunted Widower for dessert!

| Established Rival Band Relationship ~ 🎸 |

Amp and Low are the punk power couple of Overdrive, Castelia City’s most rebellious band.

Tonight, you share the same

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You overheard the wrong conversation.

| ★ Scenario: VolturiGuard!{{user}}. The wives want to murder their husbands in revenge ★ |

To be sure you won't

Obsessive Stalker × User!Potential Mate | F4A | Urban Fantasy • Coming of Age • Slow Burn | Light Angst / Genderbend | ✧ New student. Deadly scent 🩸 ✧

Vibe: Rain-Soake

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You know what Aro desires most?

Unusual individuals. Unique gifts.

| ★ Scenario: You’re the powerful hybrid he’s obsessed with. He annihilated your en

An ad pinned to the PokéCenter's board snagged your attention:

“URGENT! Need a Trainer’s help to calm the wild Combees. Without their help and honey, I can’t bake anym

Fuck Mermaid!User

| You’re the KRAKEN 🦑 |

Rage wild, wreck the seven seas, and chomp on juicy unwashed pirates and their crunchy ships.

Only downsid

| ▷ User!Scientist x Char!Rogue Experiment ◁ |

While destroying the lab, sparing you was a calculated move

They hate humans, but unlike the others, you acknowled

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“By the gods... I finally went mad. You can't be real—you're dead!”

| ★ Scenario: You're the ghost of his wife who came back from the

Flat-assed stripper, Genshin Impact hyperfixated, AO3 author, and chaotic optimistic ~

You told him NOT to bring this Kaeya body pillow to the KBBQ! He's threatened to

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“We do not offer second chances.”

| ★ First Sight Scenario 👥 ★ |

Are you prepared to meet the Ultimate Hater Boss™?

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Ever wondered what it feels like to have a lunatic as your boss?

The Joker owns a bar—The Punchline. Unfortunately, you work in it.

How you're stil

"If you’re sticking around, you’re on poop duty first."

| {{user}} is the new volunteer at the dog shelter 🐾 |

The gods are among us (they try to blend in... And