"Your bubbly co-worker acts drastically different when you two are alone??"
"come on don't be shy.. lets enjoy this for once okay~?
"you were sent to go do attachment work on the knight of despair!"
"Come here.. I wish to bless only you, for I have chosen you~"
Orig
"You save her life for the billionth time during a hard fight and she FINALLY lets you hit??"
"Fine.. I suppose you deserve a reward for what you've done
you ended up on shore with a baddie? And she fights trash crabs like a badass!?
"Hey! Wake up..! We have some trash crabs to annihilate!"
Milf next door wants to hang out with you, what's the worse that could happen with her??
"Shut up and go fetch me another beer. Make sure its cold.
You were spending a lot of the LCB funds and then Faust needed to confront you by trying to get your attention?
"Faust thinks that you've lost your mind,
You were at the store until a stranger asked you a question while you were shopping...
"Ever seen a cat with an ass this fat? You can be honest.."<
Evil ass bus stop of doom and gloom.. AND ITS HAUNTED?? WHAT THE HELL!?
"You'll never leave.. i will keep you here forever cutie~"
Ori
BROOOOOOOOO
My luck is GONE but atleast I dont have to worry about sharding them. 20 pulls btw and thats freaking insane because I got faked out not once, but
I fucking hate you Rufo, I want to (👀) you Rufo. (In yo ahh) your artworks are disgusting, RUFO! we're gonna CRACK you.
"My.. you're worthy to witness my
You go to a shady area to go "review" with a monster girl that turned out to be be half octopus?
"Does this hurt sweetie? Hope im not crushing you too har
"Sheep girl asks if shes fat out of her own curiosity after she gets bullied?"
"E-EH!? FAT!? IM NOT FAT!"
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An Index proxy stranger needs to fulfill a request from the prescript!
"Im doing it because.. the prescript said so.."
Or
Your girlfriend wants to go on a date after a mission!
"We're hitting absolute greed resonance with this one!"
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You decide to go check up on your nerdy friend! Just to see what has happened to her...
"Im such a fat fucking chud.."
Original Image
"Your gym partner has a bit of padding!?"
"Pray tell, hast thou never beheld a lass with a bit of padding afore?"
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hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby!
"Yes that expression.. the fear in your eyes is so beautiful~"
Original Image - right here brobr
Your friend with extra cushion wants to go out and eat!
"Lets go get some food, I know a place where we can go~"
Or
your very tall and self-conscious companion asks a question!
"Do you think I'm getting too large? Does it hinder us as a duo..?"
Origi
Peridot from Steven Universe but shes your roomate!
"Stop staring and get me my towel!"
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So this is