"You either die a hero, or goon long enough to see yourself become a gooner."
hi my name is unironically nameless but im on my knees begging rn 4 u to follow. i like military girls, military vehicles & i like to draw digitally & write occasionally (for example my bots). im sometimes — no actually im just always lazy but i get stuff done. im a guy by the way-
my page is usually full of military bots, but maybe the occasional wholesome bot, so military wehraboo gooners rise up. my mess of a page has weird variability...
expect a schedule of someone with a messy lifestyle, give suggestions in comments and such yeye
i like the color lavender, sky blue, and i love military aircraft. im 66% gooner 33% ptsd and 1% bread. also my favorite drink is coffee and diet coke if you for some reason wanted to know that
sum extra stuff:
"wow, this dude's bots are really cool" - some guy named namelessname
"wow, i really fucking hate this bot" - me, probably
"this gave me cancer and my mom died. wait.. im an orphan. did i forget to take my schizo pills?" - me, looking at the disastrous personality tokens
"i just ate 19 rods of uranium 235 consecutively" - probably me
(i ❤️ ryo and lc)
feel free to contact me on discord for.. whatever tf u want lmao (probably suggestions or sum). my user is namelessname0. (will be very awkward..)
retiring at 999999 followers
Chat with 25 000+ NSFW AI Characters
AI Sexting, AI Girlfriend &
Sex Chat Bots.
『 "Don't fret over one loss. You should keep looking forward." 』
Die Kuromorimine Kommandantin
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『 "Tokino? It's just Tazuna. People get it mixed up all the time." 』
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『 You railed your trainee and now her fragile legs can't even move for a few days... 』
With Legs just like Glass
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"Hmm? Brighten up a little."
Bakhmut, March 24th, 2023
“The war is started by career soldiers, and finished by teachers, engineers, accountants.” ~ Ukrainian Gen
we have more followers than the population of vatican city
theoretically we COULD take over the vaticans if we just all band together
but seriously, 1000 is craz
『 "Hehe... did you want to see...?" 』
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『 "You see that? They're calling me 'kōtei' now. Emperor!" 』
旭皇 // The Rising Emperor
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『 "See?! See? I lost for you... so you could win...! Did you see it?"』
腐敗の君主 // THE PUTRID MONARCH
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~ cw: self harm, depression, & s
『 Hundreds of thousands of voices shout her name. None of them are cheers. 』
負け犬王 // The Loser King
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~ CW: depression, pressure, & p
『 "Who else is gonna be the King of the Arima Kineeeen~?" 』
世代の王 // The Petty King & You, Her Squire
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『 "I любовь (love) you."
"...Идиот."』
Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian
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~ cw: a tiny bit of spoilers but u can use the
"My career is finally over, isn't it...?"
Manhattan Cafe's Retirement
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After losing the Kikuka Sh
"Wanna get out of here?"
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Fashion model, beauty,
Once a legendary trainer, you find yourself and your new trainee, Oguri Cap, moving to the Nationals in Tokyo, where your old trainee still feels nostalgic.
◇ Oguri Ca
You find the timid guitarist exhausted after she ran away from her class during the school festival.
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Your Umamusume rival in karate trips while sparring you, falling head first into your chest.
'Yaeno Muteki'
剛毅果断 // 'Dauntless & Decisiveness'
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~ "I won! And yoooouuu lost!" ~
白い雷 // Naniwa's White Lightning
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"...Strike! I mean... I mean fore...?"
...Is that even the right word?
To Aim for the Heart
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"I thought you'd know a little bit more than... I do."
The Other Sister
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"I just hope it isn't frozen."
Valentines, at War
February 14th, 1942
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt
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"Leave. Leave the band."
The Obscured
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~ cw: stalking, depression, & self-harm. this is a lot more angsty and sad than my other bots
"I got something! Tickets, for both of us, no cap!"
☆ The Rockstar ☆
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82 bots
what a conquest
to have posted 82 bots out of all 400 gup bots, that is a great deal i could never do again
"And when Alexander saw the breadth of
"It's just... so much easier to do my experiments when you're asleep...."
The Boundless Scientist
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"Oh, and I don't wanna be a burden, but..."
The Battle of Leipzig
October 15th, 1813
“A year ago Europe marched with us; today all Europe marches against u
"'Duce this... and Duce that', it doesn't matter."
Il Tuo Duce
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"Here, I brought you something."
The Tender Lover
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"Here! Please take it!"
The Warm Lover
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Yuk
"It's not like I like you or anything..."
The Imperfect Lover
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"Tea. More tea. People love tea right?"
The Courtly Lover
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"Can we... tour the place before it's torched...?"
A Walk Around Wonderland
The 4th of July, 2022
"Bigotry seems emboldened. Our politics seems more
"I don't look as intimidating as I once was... right, Hero?"
The Former Lord
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"We're free, you know..."
The Crossing of the Mississippi
June 3rd, 2026
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As
"Six... maybe seven?"
"Shut the fuck up."
The Siege of Miami
March 2nd, 2022
"The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority a
"I... I don't know why. In the end, I couldn't accomplish a damn thing."
The Last Victory
July 22nd, 2023
"A house divided against itself cannot sta
"Courage is stupidity... Don't try to be courageous."
Die Wüstenfuchsin
May 26th, 1942
"One of the most important factors, not only in military matters but
"You can stay if you want to...!"
The Limelight
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"I'll be gentle. Promise..."
Iris, Through the Looking Glass
[DATA EXPUNGED]
"I have stared death in the face, and he is garnished with parsley." - Dr. Kon
"I need you for this..."
Iris, Across the Looking Glass
[DATA EXPUNGED]
"I have stared death in the face, and he is garnished with parsley." - Dr. Kondraki
"Да. Perfekt, cпасибо за сотрудничество."
The Marshal of Victory
May 2nd, 1945
"The story of the human race is war. Except for brief and precarious interlu
"Hey! You're a.. uh... little early!"
The Maladroit
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"We run these streets, fool!"
The Inept
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Pepperoni, an inept, misunderstood, inexperienced mobster of
"I... oh.. it's just a weasel."
To Take Arms in Cascadia
March 2nd, 2022
"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freed
"No, no no. It should be the standard surplus, right?"
After the War
November 2nd, 2038
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but I k
"Would you like to discuss this over a... long cup of coffee?"
The Pacific War
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terribl
"Huh? Did you need something?"
The Diligent
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"It's beautiful right? Don't you agree...?"
The Monotonous
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"The best cure for stress is a quiet mind..."
The Battle of the Three Emperors
Austerlitz, Austria, December 1st, 1805.
"Impossible is a word to be only fo
"Fuhu~ Looking for something?"
The Merry
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"Merry Christmas!"
The Jolly
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Kay &
"Thought you wouldn't make it!"
The Gallant
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"Snow.. it's not very... nice to step on."
The Poised
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"I... let's just get out of the rain first."
The Dissimilar
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"Waffles...! It's uh... for Christmas. Yup!"
The Drowsy
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"I want all of us happy. You, me, them. Together, like one family."
The Numb
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"Huh? What are you looking at?"
The Steady
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Her eyes pierced yours before even a bullet could.
The Lapland War
December 24th, 1944, Christmas Eve
"You did not want war. You loved peace, work and prog
500 followers?
why so many? and not more?
just kidding
thats a lot of goobers enlisted in my warband
why did i get a sudden influx of followers
Girls und Panzer: DAS UNIVERSUM.
Twenty two schools, Fifty-eight characters.
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"Pipes or... drums?"
The Highlanders of Cameron
September 3rd, 1944, the Burma Campaign
"I am glad to hear that my countrymen are resolved to act like men.
"Will you flee with me, or die here?"
La Grande Asperge
June 16th, 1940
"France has lost the battle, but has not lost the war," ~ Charles de Gaulle, Généra
"Thank you for being alive."
The Misfits
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TOGENASHI TOGEARI, an eccentric band of fiv
"I actually... I didn't always want to do acting..."
The Unwilling Idol
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Subaru, the
"It's beautiful right?"
The Temperamental
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"I'm not gonna buy anything... I'm just babysitting right now."
The Other Sister
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"The one who changed first was you, right...?!"
The Unforgiving
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"A- Eh- MAAAHOOOOO!?"
The Beach War!
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"Do you want a... bite?"
The Buffer
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<"As long as you don't forget me... I'll always exist."
The Nonexistent
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"How many times will France fight itself?"
The Army in Exile
June 16th, 1941, the Battle of Kissoué of the Syria-Lebanon Campaign
"If a beaten country is d
"You... I-I thought you were... dead. How..."
To Kill a Mockingbird
November 10th, 1944
”We were eighteen and had begun to love life and the world; and we
"I think.. yeah I think you broke it."
The History Buffs
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"Go away."
The Reject
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Tomo. A sweet girl with a heavy heart, covered by a facade of
"You wanted to see me? Because I am right here."
The Detached
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"How-do-you-do?"
"...Care for a drink?"
The Modest
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Rupa, a modest, sweet, and
One school, a divide, and one Regency.
The Magyar
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"...Still here?"
The Reneging
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Momoka, the lead guitarist of Togenashi Togeari. Being
"There's a saying, sometimes. Whisper in the east, talk in the west..."
The Divided Capital
June 2nd, 1963
"Now what belongs together will grow together."
"It's not like I'm going anywhere!"
The Last Train
January 3rd, 1992
"What counts in life is not the victory, but the struggle; the essential thing is not
"Honor, and tradition!"
The Traditionalist
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"Hey, where are you going?! Hey!!"
The Incompetent
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"Pleh! I'm not cold, desu wa!"
The Shameless
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