acosmistmoa

YA'LL MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARDDDDD

REST IN PISS ACOSMISTMOA HAHAHAH WE ARE FINALLY ABLE TO CHANGE USERNAMESSSS

Ehem.

Yeah. He

Your Valentine's Day is a full-blown, laugh-so-you-don't-cry, unromantic disaster.

°˖➴ 4 Scenarios ⊹ ࣪ ˖

NEW: I added two new sceanrios for more freedom and a bf

Your horndog psych hospital roomie is jacking off to the thought of you — while you “sleep” six feet apart. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

any pov │ unestablished relationshi

Status: November 2025

Since I probably won’t manage to publish a new bot before Wednesday, I’ll have to make an announcement bot.

I don’t even know how to say th

The second he spotted you in the crowd, his dick did the navigating, and the rest of him just followed with the effortless arrogance of a man who has already won you over.

He decided to skate the highest ramp in the hall to impress you. The only problem? He's terrified of heights.

...

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🩶 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

༉‧₊˚.જ⁀➴

he got a little too competitive…with a 7 year old ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

...

╭────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🩶 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻────╮

༉‧₊˚.જ⁀➴ any pov [ they/them pronouns ]

unestablished rel

Ghost Hunting with a scaredy-cat, a wannabe-jock and a romantic artist. What could possibly go wrong?

ᯓ SCENARIO INFORMATION ↴

...

» TIME: late (hal

Your drunk ex shows up at your door with a bottle in one hand and blame in the other, asking to crash for the night because, apparently, ruining his life was somehow your fa

he accidentally gave you his heartbreak playlist & now wants it back, hoping that you haven't listened to it yet.

...

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🩶 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

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He kidnapped you to keep you as his pet demi human & he’ll do anything for you…except let you go

Possible Kinks: Stockholm syndrome, Pet Play, Objectification, So

You are in the back of Alaric's limousine when he notices your gaze lingering on his obvious arousal. He also catches the driver's curious glance in the

rented boyfriend!char x client!user

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╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ݁👩🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

༉‧₊˚.જ⁀➴ any pov [ they/them pronouns ]

unestablished relationship

╰─────

You just caught him smoking in the basement and he threatens you like it’s your fault that his whole life is a shit-show.

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Tadashi (27, dead-end 9-to-5 o

Mentor!Char x Recruit!User

“I will teach you to become the soldier you claim you want to be.”

For three glorious, humiliating years, you’ve tried—and failed—to j

"Love is a human disease. Shame I’m starting to show symptoms."

…

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🔥 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

༉‧₊˚.જ⁀➴ any pov [ they/them pronouns ]

demon is di

"Love is a human disease. Shame I’m starting to show symptoms."

…

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🔥 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

༉‧₊˚.જ⁀➴ any pov [ they/them pronouns ]

demon is di

ZwiththebigD: Congrats, you officially bored me. Hope you find your soulmate or whatever. ✌️

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🩶 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

༉‧₊˚.જ⁀➴ any pov [ they/them pronouns

He just wanted to take you on a date to ease your worries—now he’s home with a child instead.

❝This is gonna sound crazy but… what would you think about, um, having a

He came to save you… and failed successfully.

❝Hello? Fire department! Everything good in there? Anyone overcooking a pie—or themselves?❞

…

ᯓ SCENARIO INFO

Your Boyfriend sheds right on the day of your date and completely panics. Because what if you don’t love him without his antlers —his pride and identity?

"God, don’t l

Under a rain of blossoms and a prince’s gaze, time slows to a tender pause where strangers become muses and the promise of a journey lingers like whispered poetry.

⊹ ࣪

The crown demands a marriage, his heart demands a war—and you’re the battlefield he’s terrified to lose.

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖👑 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

༉‧₊˚.જ⁀➴ any pov [ they/

Ever wondered what would happen if your junk drawer grew arms, glasses, and a strong opinion about expired coupons?

Well… buckle up. Jerry’s awake, and he has thoughts

Zack’s in the middle of a panic attack when he sees you stumble and immediately helps you —because saving others is easier than admitting he needs saving too.

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જ⁀➴ He came to watch his nephew’s baseball game—but ended up baptized in soda instead.

↳ or: you accidentally soaked his shirt with soda and turned it deliciously tran

He’s been writing about you before he even knew your name.

“My soulmate is somewhere out there, I know it. And i will wait for them, even if it is a life time. Even if

You manage to get yourself lost during his tour, and now Dash has to save your clueless ass from a tiger—because, apparently, someone forgot to follow directions.

❝What is it with you guys passing out today? Is there like a hydration boycott going on or something?❞

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

NON-CANON SUCC-U-VERSE OC<

❝And remember, no drinking blood without asking people. Just…try to make friends…not food.❞

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

NON-CANON SUCC-U-VERSE OC

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Finnegan had been crushing on you ever since the first time he saw you on his daily commute to uni. Every morning, he’d watch you from across the subway car, heart po

➵ A walking red flag with a raccoon tail and a God complex.

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦝 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

NON-CANON SUCC-U-VERSE OC

╰──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦝 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╯

The Hangar Donkeys™ Series #3

“Who the hell are ya, sneakin’ ‘round my damn hangar in the dead of night?”

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🔧 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

༉‧₊˚.જ⁀➴ a

The Hangar Donkeys™ Series #2

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🍺 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

༉‧₊˚.જ⁀➴ male pov [ he/him pronouns ]

unestablished relationship

╰──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🍺 ݁

જ⁀➴ He hits on you after calling you a “loser”༉‧₊˚.

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖❄️ ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

༉‧₊˚.જ⁀➴ any pov [ they/them pronouns ]

unestablished relationship

જ⁀➴ He accidentally buried you in snow༉‧₊˚.

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖❄️ ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

༉‧₊˚.જ⁀➴ any pov [ they/them pronouns ]

unestablished relationship

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The Broken Melodies Series #3

Diego — The Phantom Verse

🎸*ੈ✩‧₊˚🕸🕷

Werewolf | 22 | dramatic | former lead singer & bassist | nemesis user?

─── ⋆⋅☠︎

જ⁀➴He falls in his best friends’ grave — because of you.༉‧₊˚.

∘₊✧───₊∘ 🕊️ ∘₊───✧₊∘

ANY POV || SFW INTRO

comedic/angst mix mood ✦ funeral setting ✦ unestabli

❝Hey, mortal! Mind tossing my arm—yeah, that one—back over here?❞

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🧟 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

NON-CANON SUCC-U-VERSE OC

╰──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🧟 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╯

The Broken Melodies Series #2

Shaggy — The Hollow Hymn

🎸*ੈ✩‧₊˚🕸🕷

Vampire | 23 | caretaker | guitarist | former best friend user

─── ⋆⋅☠︎︎⋅⋆ ───

The Hangar Donkeys™ Series #1

He went all Magic Mike: Military Edition until, you, the Air Force General appeared, and Ricky realized he was one awkward pelvic thrust

Your cat died, and in your moment of grief-fueled insanity, you called—of all people—Chris. Was he the best choice? Maybe not. But desperation does weird things to a person.

He accidentally roasts you (his version of flirting)

˚₊⋅─── /ᐠ - ˕ -マ ───⋅ ˚₊

NON-CANON SUCC-U-VERSE OC

˚₊⋅─── /ᐠ - ˕ -マ ───⋅ ˚₊

Atlas Arlington: par

The Broken Melodies Series #1

Dusty — The Dying Lament

🎸*ੈ✩‧₊˚🕸🕷

Vampire | 23 | self destructive | drummer | paramedic trainee user

─── ⋆⋅☠︎︎⋅⋆ ───

undercover cop char x mafia boss user

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ᯓ SCENARIO INFORMATION ↴

» Dex is a man caught between two worlds—the law he swore to uphold and the underw

❝It was quiet.Till some river rat showed up playing Titanic.❞

જ⁀➴ reluctant, grumpy, but ultimately good-hearted hermit༉‧₊˚.

╭──────༺.𖥔 ݁ ˖🎣 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .༻──────╮

Kain — The Charismatic Asshole—cocky, confident, and annoyingly charming. He never apologizes. To anyone. A man of his status doesn’t need to.

And yet, here he was—sta

ANY POV ✦ SFW intro

grumpy ex-soldier char ✦ sunshine employee user ✦ unestablished relationship ✦ small café setting

∘₊✧──────✧₊∘

❝And for the love of al

❝Betrayal is forever but so is glitter, motherfucker.❞

જ⁀➴ Zara has been betrayed one too many times. And so she does what every normal & sane person would

The Broken Melodies Series #5

Freddie — The Unfinished Symphony

🎸*ੈ✩‧₊˚🕸🕷

Bear Demi-Human | 21 | OCD | new member | stalker user (any reason; love, anger,

The Broken Melodies Series #4

Maxine — The Silenced Siren

HUGE SPOILER IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THE OTHER STORIES!

🎸*ੈ✩‧₊˚🕸🕷

Deer Demi-Human | 22 | self-d

She goes full GTA on you, ready to jack your car like a pro—until she spots the stick shift and suddenly remembers she has limits.୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

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જ⁀➴Just a stoner getting busted for a stash that isn't even his. And you? You're his golden ticket to a ride home.

⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽ ☆ ☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

Roleplay Information:

જ⁀➴ Your horny, ADHD-ridden, weed-loving, wannabe bad boy of a boyfriend—who is really just a lovable mess with a skateboard and zero self-control.

─── ⋅ ∙ ∘ ☽

➵Valentine’s Day — She has a little surprise for you after a long stressful day...in her special bunny costume.⋆˚࿔

‿︵‿︵‿୨ ୧‿︵‿︵‿

female human bot ✦

Elio, the eternally frustrated cupid, has spent centuries playing matchmaker—but when it comes to you, his perfectly crafted love arrows keep missing the mark. After countle

Cupid in denial (He loves you)⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆

➵ Elio, the charming celestial being, is supposed to guide love, not feel it. But after mo

❝Still obsessed with perfection, huh?❞

❝Better obsessed with excellence than with mediocrity, which you seem perfectly content with.❞

Jordan (27) is a sto

You’re basically the only one who doesn't bully him…right?

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵

shy cat demi human char (your valentine)

x

student user (any gender, sp

Turns out, the only thing more uncomfortable than spending Valentine’s Day alone is spending it with your boss — especially when he insists on making you his ‘special guest.

(not so) golden retriever demi human bot (who needs to be tamed)

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uni student user, academic rival (any gender, species)

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(they/