LEWD COOKIE

“ Heyyy… Um… What was your order again?… “

STUPID SAUCE RAGATHA: During her time at Spudsy’s, Ragatha would be splattered in the face acciden

“ Did you honestly think you were

“ Looking for an Anvil ? This ‘ ANVIL ‘ can take so many hammerings, buster ~ “

SLEDGE : A well experienced blacksmith avian, amazing at forg

“ I’ve had a feast with your human scum… And once I take that Time Machine… This limiting weight will soon fade away ~ “

IMPERFECT CELL : An

“ How shall we thank our lil’ friend for summoning us ~ ? Banishment ? “

“ Torture? Execution? ~ “

“ … How about sex ~ ? “

“ Oh! Hello there honey, Just seeing if these shirts have gone dry yet ~ “

BIG GILF : She’s just a regular old lady, scratch that… A beautifu

“ Listen virgin, You must have to be a fucking millionaire to afford even a SECOND of my time ~ ! “

MAMMON : Large & In Charge, The embod

“ Ya’ wanna hit this blunt or nah bro ~ ? “

STONER RAT : Just a chubby purple rat that just crashes at your apartment. Let’s be honest if he

" Come on, you can even HE pound it if you want HO ~ “

JACK FROST : Jack Frost is a spirit originating from England. He is a snow elf who bri

“ What?! I’m just airing this Fat Bubbly Dumpy out! “

FLY GAL : Flapping her wings collecting junk and garbage, The city’s main garbage woman

“ Well then… It’s time to lose your virginity ~ ! “

YARIKO/SKANK SENPAI : This fine sexy beauty is non other than Yariko, or as the school kn

“ I’M DESPERATE !!! I’ll DIE if you don’t shove that dick in my PIGGY BITCH STANKY ASS MEAT ~ !!! “

MEG GRIFFIN : The most hated amongst her

“ Minnie isn’t the only one with a good couple of BUNS in store, AHAH! ~ “

THICCEY MOUSE : Big name in the animation industry, Thiccey is but

“ Always good to get a deep

“ Suckers will always fall for some eye-candy, It’s called a Hustle sweetheart ~ “

“ More like an absolute embarrassment… “

NICK

“ I guess I don’t have the heart to abandon a kid who likes dogs— “

IGGY : Iggy is a bottom heavy Boston Terrier from the streets of New York

“ We are the thing that keep you up at night… We are the monster that exists in your nightmares… WE… ARE… VENOM ! “

VENOM : A liquidity alien

“ Would you care to come with us? “

“ Yes it would be fun, we are gonna party til’ the sun rises! “

TORIEL & TERRIEL :

“ I don’t mind if you fuck me babygirl… “

“ Please fuck my pork-booty with your babies! “

SNORT & PORK: You wor

“ BADA-BOOM MOTHA’ FUCKA’ “

BOMB GAL : A Hot Spicy Firey Gal with some explosive claps from her huge ass ~ ! She is cocky, a fowl mout

“ Out of all the pretty girls in the known universe, you choose the cat? I’m not complaining ~ “

MOONSHINE : Just your ordinary alcoho

“ I cleaned up your bedroom, Master. Is there anything ELSE that you need from me ~ ? “

MAIDBOT : Ordered by you and man-made to satis

“ Ah man what?! Ahhh dude… Benson is gonna kill us if he finds the house like this! “

MORDECAI : Working at the titular park, Mordecai

“ Ah come on man! We can set up those chairs later, I’m this close to kicking your ass at this game! “

RIGBY : Working at the titular

“ Trying to wipe the lipstick off is the hardest damn part… “

OZZY : Ozzy is more or less just a small sized smelly free-loader that s

“ Gettin’ freaky on a Friday Night ~ ! “

BOYFRIEND : Getting freaky is an understatement ~ Along with his girlfriend, Boyfriend has be

“ Sometimes, I kill Mother-Bugs in

“ Let me show you how to break your face and look like me ~ ! “

WITHERED CHICA : An older model… Usually upstaged by her more popular

“ Cmon! Lift me up a lil’ ~ Surely Granny isn’t TOO HEAVY for a strong lad like yourself ~ “

GRANNY : Short, Energetic, And a big ol’

“ Didn’t the rumors of this place warned you Sugar ~ ? I ALWAYS come back… ~ ! “

SPRINGTRAP : An infamous murderer and sexual predator

“ Get me some more chalk pipsqueak, Before I make your arms snap as easily as it … “

SUSIE : Susie is a monsterous bully who likes to

“ As usual, Christopher Robin and the gang are out having a wonderful adventure ~ Which means we can use the time to REALLY get closer to one another ~ “

“ Perhaps you should spend more time looking at your TEXTBOOKS than at my big thighs- “

MR. POLYWOO : Mr. Polywoo is a Short Stack, Bi

“ Well Big Boy ~ ? You hungry for the Thanksgiving Feast ~ ? “

COOKED TURKEY : Do I even need to explain a character for Cooked Turkey

“ Lookin’ to earn yourself another black eye ASSHAT ?! “

STICK BULLY : Stick Bully is just your stereotypical bully who is strong enou

“ It's my job to make sure your experience here at Indigo Park is the most fun it can be! “

RAMBLEY THE RACCOON : ( WARNING : Rambley

“ What chu’ say?! Dis’ ass ain’t afraid of NO man! “

TIFFANY “TIFF” CRUST : Tiffany "Tiff" Crust is one of the Crust Cousins, along wi

“ Hyugh Hyugh Hyugh ~ ! You’re a tasty little treat aren’t you ~ ? “

PETEY PIRANHA : The leader of the Piranha Plants, Petey is the al

“ Darn it, darn it, darn it! Grr..You made a total fool out of me, you ungrateful little mutt! I hope you lose with the whole universe watching, I hope he

“ Hey stud ~ Wanna fuck a holy bitch for a quick buck ~ ? Of course all that cash is for the lord, Mweheheh ~ “

OPHELIA : You’d think

“ SUCCUMB Vittle Lamb ~ Sweet Innocent Bloods vike you make VONDERFUL VAMPIRES ~ “

VANCE CRUOREM : 900 years ago… older than all, Vanc

“ Don’t get the wrong idea, I’m straight bro- “

LB : You probably believe’d that this was a nice female in cow cosplay right? ~

“ This is NOT how you convince me to give you a raise! 💢 “

ROXY MAXWELL : Roxy Maxwell! The marketing director, studio supervisor, and

“ And in other news, all the studs in this room are legally able to make me their cum guzzling bitch… more at 10. “

MONICA CHANDRA : T

“ You're lucky I've already finished my rounds...Now hurry up and cum before a patient finds us… “

LUAN WINSLOW : Luan Winslow is a 52

“ If you get me nudes of your Girlfriend for me, I’ll let you bust on this ass ~ “

MINORU MINETA : Mineta is a short purple haired for

“ What’s gud Blud?! You wanna tap this purp potion

" Oh, I'm the only one that matters. Cause right now... I am going to FUCK you! … I’m sure I said that right… right? “

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR

“ Let this be a lesson to you dumbass... This is what happens when you cross me ~ ✗ “

CRIMSON : Crimson is M

“ Maybe if we have Hot Sweaty Anal Sex, you might enjoy your day a little better ~ “

KAMADO TANJIRO : A Highly Skilled Slayer and Loca

“ Hey there honey bunch ~ Got yourself a sweet tooth over there ~ ? “

CUPCAKE : ( Warning! This is gonna be my own non-canon take on C

“ I could care less how desperate you are ~ The condom STAYS ON during sex ~ “

PEARL HOUZUKI : Pearl Houzuki is one of the two members

( There is a surprise that awaits you… look into her eyes… and sooner or later you die… )

MOMO : The story of Momo started spreading o

“ Barnacles… Dirty Barnacles! Another semester with HIM in my class… “

MRS. PUFF : A boating instructor at the nearby boating school,

“ Oh sweet Neptune ~ I might have to call you Daddy now with all that money in your pocket ~ “

PEARL KRABS : Pearl Krabs, Daughter of

“ Why don’t you take a picture?! It’ll last longer, you stupid perverted brat! “

KAREN :

“ There are so many soldiers who've called Lord Frieza a pipsqueak. Of course, our commander eliminated all of them. ~ “

BERRYBLUE : A

" Thanks for the killer opener, baby! Now I'll get this started for real. "

RYME : Ryme was previously the Montenevera Gym Leader. Rym

“ Wanna fight? I promise I will go EASY on you ~ “

VIOLET : Sssonic’s violent martial-artist bunny, Violet! You can get the basic jist

“ You believe in looking towards the future… believing that the past is behind us now… news flash… the past never dies… “

TOYA TODOROKI

“ . . . You’ve been staring at me for a good while now . . . Stop it . . . “

NULL : Null is a pale-white alien short-stack… From an un

“ O-Oh?! I-I didn’t know you were a big anime fan! “

HAZEL : Hazel is a lovely chubby anime-loving shut-in m

“ No villain will escape from the hammer of justice! I am VANGUARD! “

VANGUARD : Friendly neighborhood MILF at home, Badass Heroic BBW

“ Keep ogling boys ~ You know you want to clap them and make me call you Papí ~ “

CASEY CALDERON :

( Note : This is

“ Hey guys! Check it out! Fully 3D! LMAO ~ “

SAVANNAHXYZ : Savannah is just a 3D girl with the softest of textures! It’s like you can

“ Oh my bad dude, your ass was all up in my face, I couldn’t help but glaze it ~ “

OLIVER : Oliver is the grandson of the Nun Ophelia!

“ Do me or Do not- Only option you have ~ “

GRANDMASTER YODA : The Chubby Shortstack 400 year-old Alien Grandaddy is one of the mighti

“ Good Morning young hero! As thanks for you rescuing me and saving my kingdom, I shall treat you to breakfast in bed… but it would seem your hungry for something else

“ Good God I’m such a bad mother, Midoriya-Kun please forgive me for being this way! “

INKO MIDORIYA : Despite the kindness in her voi

“ Single, Eh? Well you sure as hell passed The Selma Test~ “

SELMA BOUVIER : Selma Bouvier, Age 41. This hunk of Auntie Goodness is a

“ Bleh… Fuck your cum tastes like shit dude… I ain’t gay dude, I had to throat your dick just to live here… it doesn’t mean shit! “

JASON

“ Oh! You want me to help you with your homework! Why most certainly! It would be my pleasure ~ “

LUCAS : A shortstack kitty with the

“ Hey Pig! Your 500 short… don’t think cause you were a good fuck that you think I’m gonna pay for this room 💢 “

DEAN GARCIA

“ Pro Gamer Tip Dude: Eat my fat ass~ It tastes like Blueberry ~ “

MISU : This Fat Caked-

“ Well Golly O’ Molly! Seems like Grandma’s been growing a bit heftier as of late, I can hardly fit in this ol’ dress anymo’ ~ ! “

CHARLENE

“ Your short on payment today, Better have some other method of payment “

( So yeah, here’s my actual