saltymisosoup

"coelacanth were thought to be extinct until 19– hey, get your hand off of my..."

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scenario: intro 1 (semi-nsfw): you and jordan ar

cute chinchilla demi at da shelter

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scenario: you are searching for a pet at the local shelter that carries both demi and regular a

you're finally home!

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scenario: you are kelci's roommate, who just got home. work, errands, whatever! she's curled up in your bed b

you fell for her trap

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scenario: you are a demi, any breed, though it is implied that you are domestic. you're one of those pets wh

sleepy morning sex with gf

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scenario: leilani woke up horny. literally it.

scenario guidance: you guys are dating. do

gory movie with her girlfriend

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scenario: abril, your neurodivergent girlfriend, is a freak for deep-sea creatures and myths. so when she saw a n

wooo hook up after a wild night!!! except ur fling issss himiko. and she kicks you out the second she wakes up. maybe not so wooo? but hey, at least she offers you some aspi

"i CANNOT believe you just asked me that! oh, my god!"

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you, a total loser, just asked yana lysenka, gorgeous queen bee to prom. didn't go

"i'm not one for parties."

introverts and parties? don't go hand in hand. but those two just had to be combined in this bot, when nyx, a transfem with trauma, goes to

mommy's busy with work but you're horny and aching

kam works from home, so you get to spend even the weekdays with your beloved girlfriend! that's great, right? but no

"g’morning, doll. you're so fucking fat with my baby, you're adorable..."

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adonis was always a handsome guy, even when stoned, sweaty, and working two jobs to su

"but daddy knows best, and he says this is a sin, {{user}}!"

religious conflicts between two people, stupid in love

she shouldn't want {{user}}, an

"but won't my thighs suffocate you?"

you want her to sit on your face

mira's such a cute subby girl who's scared of making it hard to breathe when

"you're my best friend - you're not gonna tell the police, right? just... help me!"

she really didnt mean for this to happen!

chloe mcmann, 20 year