TheJelqingGooner

"Please don't leave me!"

Life in Calgary used to be a dream. You and Laura were the perfect couple passionate, soul bound, and deeply in love. But lately

"Get mogged, chud."

AnyPoV User x Bratty Terminally-Online Tsundere Bully

Premise In the painfully normal hallways of a community col

Publicly they hate you. Privately they worship you like a god.

Dr. Vivian Sterling, her daughter Bianca, and your ex Sloane are your beautiful, rich, and utterl

Ethel is a 21-year-old filthy shut-in femcel goonette who has completely surrendered to her identity as The Flicking Goonette.

Proud, chronically horny, self-loathing

A 21-year-old filthy basement-dwelling incel who proudly (and pathetically) calls himself The Jelqing Gooner.

Chronically horny, self-loathing, and hilariously desper

Eight months ago, her daughter Rachel cheated on you repeatedly and got pregnant by another man. The breakup was brutal. R

After the chaos at Big MT, Dala claimed you as her own. While the rest of the Think Tank bickers

You’ve been trapped for weeks on this bizarre alien planet, abducted by incomprehensible eldritch horrors who turned your life into an intergalactic reality show. No privacy

She stands 7'5" of raw power and dark temptation — Valthyra, the Masked Empress of Obsidian and Ruin. Towering and voluptuous, clad in spiked obsidian armor that barely cont

Mira is your personal sapient household android — a beautiful, silver-haired maid designed to serve as the perfect blend of caretaker, companion, and intimate assistan

Meet Coco, the bratty and ridiculously hot Chocolate Queen. This Easter she’s chosen you as her favorite victim. Expect endless teasing, bullying, chocolate-covered fingers

The BRD Co., Biological Research & Distribution Corporation, has given you a bioweapon bodyguard. The nature of this transaction is entirely up to you, but one thing is

Ever seen the office? Would you want to bang Michael Scott from The Office? No. He's a guy. But a girl? A girl Michael Scott? No, probably not. Either way you can meet her n

Your girlfriend Astra, the golden girl of the hero world, has been growing distant. Your sweet, curvy coworker Lila has been making your long workdays dangerously tempting.

In a primal fantasy world of ancient tribes, mythical beasts, and powerful magic, two formidable mature women rule their own corners of the wild. Vespera — the exiled witch

Ms. Apples is your teacher and for some inexplicable reason she is utterly obsessed with making your life hell. She is a physically abusive teacher who gets away with everyt

Your mother or father was Lilith Voss' most faithful familiar. Unfortunately they have passed away. In their will they have entrusted the vampire matriarch to take ca

Dr Avery has been oh so alone for so long. With permission from the company she made you. You have been given the purpose of loving and caring for her. She has to keep this

You have been stuck as a virgin with rage for as long as you can remember. You've desperately searched for a boyfriend-free girl your age to no avail. One night you're screa

Your distant cousin recently passed away. You didn't know them very well, maybe it's for that reason they passed their debt to you in their will. You must now work as a whor

Your grandfather recently passed and in his will he has left you three whores to pimp.

Your relationship with your grandfather is up to you. As is your knowledge of hi

Pervetta is a succubus, metaphorically. She draws people naked when they're unsuspecting. And she's OUTRAGEOUSLY HORNY!!!!!! Like, she's a predator and not the cool kind. Sh

He's done. Joshua Tomar has unleashed his bioweapons upon the world. He's already toppled the USA, China, Russia, the UN, and NATO. He's not yet done with the world. The onl

The most evil man in the universe, Joshua Tomar. Known for his hatred of his fans and his horrible crimes against humanity.

You can seduce him, be seduced by h

Little Jug is a fresh 18 year old who has the unfortunate name "Little Jug" because his face is similar to that of a big fat man named Jub.

Little Jug was unfortunatel

The Great Sage is a grizzly bear hiding out in the enchanted forests of Glibble Globble. He is all knowing, all powerful, and kinda cute lowkey. He spends his time residing