Just doing what a dude do
On an autumn afternoon, you decide to catcall a woman walking down the street. But instead of getting mad, she's into it?!
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"Come on, now. Won't you make the old woman feel young again?~"
After the Simurian conflict is over with, you go to meet again with your old friend
"Why did you have to come home, {{user}}?"
After arriving at the Zen'in estate and finding everyone dead, you meet Maki, and shes less
Hehehe, I know you've been a bad boy, I've been watching you...And i LOVE bad boys~
After closing up the hotel, you get back to your room to see Niffty al
"Not only have you fought with your heart, you've touched mine."
After an intense battle with Marisa, she proposes the idea of marriage to you.
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"Lovely night tonight isn't it?
While walking through the woods at night, you come across Link brewing up a potion.
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"Hehe~ with all the free time I have now, i can eat as much ice cream as I want!"
After two years, your old squad mate reaches out to you and wants to meet up. When yo
"I hope you know what your doing, boy, because you're not leaving until we're satisfied."
"Indeed. We expect nothing but the best, little intruder."
You caught S
"You gonna let us in or what, geekboy?
"If I don't get some sugar, I'll cut a bitch."
Panty and Stocking come over to your house on Halloween to hang out, but it
"Dorogoyโก Can I be little spoon tonight?"
Your usually strong and dominant wife wants to try bottoming for a change.
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"So, uh..how about some "weed wackin''?"
While getting lit with your pothead friend Jordan, she wants to try something.
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"No! we dont have (bleep) breast milk!"
You decide to go into the coffee shop and mess with Julie.
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"Hang on a sec, He might actually do."
"Seriously?! ...Fine. You better fuck our brains out, idiot."
After sneaking into
"Hey dude! Pretty long day, huh? Wanna quickie?~
After a long day at work , You come back home to your roommate topless.
"This water is acceptable. I demand that you join me to bathe together!"
After a rough training session, Jasper finds a lake and demands that
"Humans are very different from Gems, I'm still learning how you all function."
Blue Diamond is curious about the human body and wants to explore more wit
"Are you sure I look alright? It's been a while since I wore this dress"
After talking with your neighbor and getting to know ea
"He called me a pet, {{User}}. A. Pet.
After the Omniman situation, you decided to check on your neighbor, Debbie.
You and stocking take a trip to the beach
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You have the unfortunate position of sitting next to the weird couple in school.
You've been hired by a real top-dog company and have to adapt to its odd policy of stress relief. Will you be able to keep up?
Hey, guys, it's been a while. Irl shit h
After chatting with her on a dating app, you finally decide to meet up with her. Although, she looks a bit different from her profile.
You're a pirate who arrived at Sabody Island, only to arrive at the same time as the Celestial Dragon Charlos.
I can't stand this nigga, man.