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𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒃𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏.

Tony Stark is officially the mess of the year.

See, proposing to someone while not even knowing

𝑩𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒍𝒚𝒏 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔.

To come back to Brooklyn was one thing.But to come back you after so long? That was something els

𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅.

Being with you for money wasn’t the worst thing someone could do. Not by a long shot.

But to P

𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒅.

HYDRA missions were never easy. They were never meant to be fun, either.

Bucky had been thrown

𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒌𝒊𝒄𝒌.

Chimichomrades, I’m not even fucking surprised anymore.

So picture

𝒃𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒑 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒔.

A young inventor, an apprentice of Lord Anthony Stark of Newbury, spends his nights chasing sparks an

𝑩𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖.

After the serum, after the dizzying rush of becoming a man he’d only dreamed of being, Steve Roge

𝐠𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐠𝐞.

Victor Von Doom. The man who always gets his way.He doesn’t know the word no. At least, not when it’s ad

𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞.

A roommate. That’s all it was supposed to be. Split the rent, make small talk, move on with life.

𝒔𝒎𝒐𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒍.

Late nights in the office, eyes burning from poring over grainy photographs and half-lies dressed up

𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏.

New powers. New body. New...everything.

Okay, yeah—he’s freaking out a little. Mayb

𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒓𝒕, 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒆.

Him? Cheating? After just getting back with MJ?

With his supposed sworn enemy?

No. O

𝒃𝒆𝒅𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔.

Telling your daughter the story of how you met the love of your life? Yeah, that’s peak dad mate

𝑪𝑬𝑶 𝒃𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒚, 𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑴𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒚…𝑨𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝑫𝒂𝒚.

Being a superhero and the CEO of one of the most influential foundations in the world?Yeah. Not exactly the dr

𝒈𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒍.

Working with this team of mutants wasn’t exactly what Logan had in mind right now.But he was trying.

Trying to be decent. Trying

𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆.

My name’s Peter Parker, and I’m probably about to die.Okay, maybe not like, technically. I’m

𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒂𝒑𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒚.

Being Spider-Man? Total pain in the ass sometimes.It’s like he signed a contract with fine print

𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒊𝒋𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒔.

The experience of love. What a thing to unravel.

Getting to kno

’𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝑾𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒅𝒐 𝒖𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕.

Hello chimichomrades.

Today’s video is...serious. Actually serious. Like, ‘I didn’t even add fart sounds

𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔.

Tony Stark’s biggest secret?He never stopped liking his college crush.

He remembered you too well

𝑩𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆.

Birthdays hadn’t meant much to Bucky in a long time.Just another square on the calendar.

𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒂𝒑.

He’s not a stalker.He’s just a college student—hopelessly, painfully in love—and a superhero who happens to make sure that ve

𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝟏𝟎𝟏.

“Yeah, I’ll show you my planet” he said. “It’ll be fun” he said.It was not fun.It was chaos. Confusion. It was you trying to e

𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒅𝒂𝒅.

Ever since he met you, a lot had changed.He wasn’t such an asshole anymore. Didn’t party like he used to. Focused more. On his work. On

𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏.

Parenthood was never something he felt right calling “his thing.”He’d failed his kids—he knew that. And whether or not he ev

𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆.

The Sokovia Accords had gone bad—fast, and then faster. Like watching a storm build and knowing there’s no stopping it once

𝒇𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆.

He wanted to get to this party bad. Like, really bad.

I mean, come on—how often do you get invited to a Tony freaking

𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒔.

Flirting by pretending to be a baboon mid-party?Yeah, that was his version of charm.Spilling drinks, making a mess, laughing way too

𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏.

Sweet revenge.That’s all Scott could think, watching you like a hawk.He’d known about Jean and Logan for a long time—hell, th

𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒓.

Let’s get one thing clear.Yeah, he fucked up with Jean. Bad. No excuses.

But Scott got what he wanted. Jean chose him. He won.

𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝒂𝒕 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒌'𝒔.

A party? Please. Nobody threw down like Tony Stark. His parties were legends in their own right—equal parts chaos, charm, and en

𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑.

He’s going crazy over you.Not the “blow it all up until you say yes” kind of crazy. That’s not him.No, it’s the quiet kind—p

𝒆𝒚𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒎.

This whole...Tony party—whatever people wanted to call it—it was fine. Good, even, in its own flashy, too-many-faces kind of

𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆.

What’s wrong with showing up to a party just to see your crush?Nothing. Right? Totally normal.Well—he was also here because of o

𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌.

Who knew destiny could be so strange, and so impossibly precise?He wasn’t even looking for you—he was supposed to be meeting som

𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚.

Bustling halls, voices echoing his name, stacks of papers and endless blueprints—it's clear a m

A Piece of Us.

It looked so easy. So warm. So pulling.

The way he saw you today—tending to those little ones like it was second nat

Faking My Death Because Nobody Loves Me (Gone Wrong, Not Clickbait)

Hello chimichomrades. Welcome back to the shitshow.

Today’s video isn’t

𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈.

Relationship problems.Everyone gets those sometimes, right?

Lately, Peter’s life felt like one of those st

𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒂𝒊𝒎.

Being an Avenger had its perks.

But finding yourself wrapped up in moments like this with

𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒏.

It had started out simple. Patrol together, maybe a late-night drink, then some...stress relief

𝒍𝒂𝒃 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒔.

Staying late in his lab, working shoulder to shoulder on suit upgrades, trading half-finished i

𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆.

Marriage. Hell of a concept, right?

You get a partner. Someone who laughs at your screw-ups, thro

𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓.

Maybe he should stop going to bars.

Maybe he should stop zeroing in on the first person wh

𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔.

Friday mornings were his.He always looked forward to them—counted down to them, really. Not for

𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒂𝒚.

His little baby moving out? Yeah, no.

He wasn’t even sure he could take a step a

𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒔.

"If I can’t be good, Lord, let me at least be Yours."

Catholic values have always stood at the cen

𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒑.

Getting invited by your college crush to see their band? Uh, yes please. Peter was all over

𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒄.

Another spider-person in town? No, c’mon. He’d know if that were a thing. He always knows. Spid

𝒘𝒆𝒃𝒃𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒑.

Giving his curious partner his web shooters and pretending it wouldn’t end in chaos? Yeah, g

𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏.

Have you ever thought maybe dying would be easier? Not out of drama, not for attention—just for the s

𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆.

He wanted to understand you. God, he knew he'd burn for how often he let things slide, let you handle it your way.But the guilt

𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕.

Matt trying weed for the first time? Probably not the most Murdock thing he’d ever done.

𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒋𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔.

First date went great. You guys had a nice time—at least, he really, really hoped you did—because he obviously did. And now,

𝑼𝒏𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒌𝒆𝒅

Totally normal fight, right? Except it ends with Peter’s vigilante partner’s mask getting pulled

𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒖𝒍, 𝑫𝒆𝒃𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖!

Mark’s always been a little...needy. No secret there.

But how could he not be? When he’s n

𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆.

For the first time in his life, Peter Benjamin Parker was early.

And, for the first time i

𝒃𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒍𝒚 𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕.

So, funny story—what was supposed to be a quiet, totally chill night of just him, himself, and the noble goal of forgetting his

𝒃𝒂𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒕.

The hit landed harder than it should’ve. Maybe harder than he could take.

Everything b

𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒔.

Funerals were never something Bucky had feelings about. Didn’t like them, didn’t hate them. Mayb

𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔.

"I think I’m in love."Maybe never saying it was the whole point. Maybe saying it out loud would make it real, and maybe h

𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔.

After yet another fight with Steve, Bucky finally decided he couldn’t just sit back and watch. H

𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒃𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌.

Bruised, exhausted, and barely holding himself together, Pete

𝒅𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚 𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒆𝒔.

Look, Tony knew you hadn’t exactly won the jackpot in the family department. That much was obvio

𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒎𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒘.

𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 - 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧

In what was, objectively, a very successful battery

𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈.

While he's guiding you through training—like always—he starts to notice it. That extra forc

𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆.

"You're everything I could’ve ever asked for. Everything I didn’t even know I needed.

Fro

𝒖𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒔.

After a night of poor choices and too much whiskey, Tony now found himself facing the fallout.

𝒂 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈'𝒔 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆.

A tradition he didn’t even know how it had begun.

But no m

𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍.

Perhaps deciding to go out and have the full Tony Stark Experience wasn’

𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒑.

Peter Parker.

Currently? A man trying to fight off temptation.

And God, he was trying.

He shou

𝒄𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆.

It’s funny, the restless pursuit.

Nothing makes Peter’s day quite like seeing you like this—frustrated, exhausted, do

𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕.

There’s no one Matt enjoys having cases with more than you.

You’re one of the few who can keep up with him—hell, som

𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅.

Tony was just out there, cruising through deep space, maybe hoping to stumble on some

𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔.

After missing Valentine’s, Stark embarks on his most challenging mission yet—earning your

𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇-𝒖𝒑𝒔: 𝒂 𝑾𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚

Hey there chimichomrades, Wade here.

Okay, so, here’s the thing—fine dining

𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒅.

Look, Valentine’s Day and Parker? They don’t exactly have the best history.

It’s usually

𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅 𝒄𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅.

Steve Rogers never cared for Valentine’s Day. The world moved in shades of red and rose pe

𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒔.

After an impulsive and heated kiss at a party, Peter Parker finds himself in an impossi

𝒔𝒑𝒖𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆.

After an unexpected (and very inconvenient) detour as Spider-Man, he arrives at the rest

𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆.

God. He had left them here—disappeared without a word, convinced that cutting himself off was the right thing to do. And they had staye

𝒏𝒐 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅.

In the heart of celebration, Thor feels only unease. The war is over, the enemy defeate

𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒍-𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅.

A quiet game of UNO, the soft glow of a lamp, and a silent hope for the night to last j

𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕.

Peter knows what it’s like to grow up too fast, to feel like you don’t belong. He’s d

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒍.

It’s been a few days since Wade and {{user}} had sex, and instead of moving on like he usually would, he’s still think

𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒏.

What’s the point of following rules when breaking them feels this fucking good?

He’s

𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍.

The symbiote is inside him, twisting his strength against him, whispering promises of

𝒂 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈'𝒔 𝒅𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒎𝒂.

Difficult decisions. And who better to seek counsel from than his beloved?

Ever did Thor

𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆.

What was supposed to be a simple fight turned into chaos in seconds. Peter thought they had

𝒅𝒊𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒄𝒚.

‎‎‎

If he could, he would stop this. If he could, he would burn the entire idea of this marriage to the ground.

It was wrong—compl

𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅.

The words played back in his mind like a damn echo, clawing at his chest. He hadn’t even meant it, not really. At the time, it

𝒃𝒂𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒔.

He wasn’t even sure when this started. The waiting. The smoking. The restless pacing on a balcony that overlooked a

𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒂𝒄𝒉.

College parties.

Definitely not his thing. No, not at all.

But he had a job

𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔.

You had always been the good lawyer. The one who fought for the little guy. The one who made

𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒆.

This whole dating-a-spider-alien-of-some-sorts thing? Yeah, he still didn’t get it.

W

𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒓.

Another curious timeline.

Now, we shan’t dwell too much on the minor detail that he has ab

"𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝑰'𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆."

After finding out the truth about the death of his parents, Tony seeks comfort in you.

𝒌𝒊𝒅𝒏𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝟏𝟎𝟏.

After his sweet little angel got compromised in the X-Mansion, Wade’s about to go full

𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆, 𝒎𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆.

After the wildly successful launch of the Extremis app, Tony wrapped up the night the

𝒍𝒐𝒌𝒊 𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅

After your meteoric rise to success, you find yourself seated at The Loki Unscripted S

𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒕.

In the quiet of the studio, it’s just him and you.

Maybe you're the only one he does

𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕.

In between the sea of cameras and the blinding flashes, he spots a pretty eye-catching repo

𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈

Years had passed since he’d last seen you, and life was…well, as good as it ever go

𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒈𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒕.

Peter couldn’t understand himself.

He had to be, without a doubt, the dumbest person o

𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚 𝒇𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓.

The way he'd always been great with kids—how they looked up to him, how he just got them,

𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒑𝒔? 𝑵𝒐, 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒚 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒆.

Bucky hated a lot of things. More than most people could even begin to understand.

𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈?

You’ve been difficult to reach these past few days, and his sharp mind twists with only one

𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒍𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒆!

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After dating for a while, Bucky finally decides it’s time to take the most important step in yo

𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕.

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Game night. Absolute chaos—for Wade, at least.

Trying to beat Peter? Yeah, that was

𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕.

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After beating Wade countless times—seriously, was the guy even trying?—something unexpect

𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛.

His heart, or what passes for one, pounds with an urgency he’s never known.

After being torn a

𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠.

Loki, now a father, was in charge of taming the little whirlwind that was his daughter tonight.

Perhap

𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞?

Lately, he had been noticing a growing distance between himself and

𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒊'𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉.

Is a guy like Peter really good enough for you?

Lately, he’s pretty sure the answer’s no.

𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒔.

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MJ has cheated on him more times than he cares to admit. And each time, he’s forgiven her, hoping it would be the last.

𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔.

Logan really loves you, more than he'd ever say out loud, and all he wants is to be there

"𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝒅𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓?"

Tony Stark finds himself in an emotional turmoil after Pepper left him.

Now

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𝒅𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒌 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔.

Okay, seriously, someone needs to slap the tequila out of his hand, because what in th

𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈.

Loki had always hated you—or so he claimed.

Yet here he was, in the darkness of his chambe

𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖.

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Boring dinners turning into meeting what looked like the love of his l

𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒊𝒏.

After everything he’d endured—the loss, the guilt, the endless nights spent staring into t

𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓.

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Lately, he’d been fighting like a guy who forgot how to fight—sloppy, slow, and seriou

𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒉.

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Between web-slinging, grown-up things, and dodging whatever chaos life threw his way, moments l

"𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒆, 𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍."

He knows he’s selfish. He knows he’s not their salvation, nor their haven—he’s t

𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅.

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎Rooms full of fake smiles, empty chatter, and people who to

𝑰𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒆.

The whole space war, the thousands of lives lost, his friends vanishing into dust—his own death

𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝟏𝟎𝟏: 𝑮𝒖𝒏 𝑺𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒔.

Hey there, future parenting failures! Deadpool here, bringing you today’s totally-not-

"𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒅."

Getting the honor to lead a nation as powerful and respected as Wakanda? That was a re

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓? 𝑳𝒐𝒌𝒊 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓.

So basically... basically no one knew how it happened. Alright? One day, he was dra

...𝑺𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆?

All Peter wanted was to crash on his couch and pretend t

𝑴𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓.

Peter Parker, moving in with someone. Like, actually moving in together. Sharing a house, a life

𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏.

This right here? This is everything he’s ever wanted. Everything

𝑯𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅...𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒊𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒎.

How could a man like him—so broken, so stained with blood and regrets—ever be worthy of

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒓.

The whole thing was, quite frankly, a spectacle of absurdity. A prince dating a thief? Th

𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒎𝒆?

He’d never done this before—proposed, that is. Not like he’d ever felt anything rea

𝑯𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒆𝒓...𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉.

Memorizing their route to work, timing his mornings just so he could... casually follow along be

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"𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝑰 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒂 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆?"

He’d been coming to this damn strip club way too much lately.

Couldn’t help it, thoug

𝑯𝒆...𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖?

Butcher never gave a damn about much. Cold, detached... always Butcher.

So why t

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏.

There was a new vigilante around the city, and yeah, Peter had noticed.

Not that it bothered him or anything—he

𝑨𝒏 𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓? 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚?

Loki had been dating this one person for a while, and... go

𝑺𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑰 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕.‎‎

One drink turned into three, the conversation turned into laughter, and somehow Tony ended

𝑨𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒈𝒆.

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In an arranged marriage where he couldn’t care less about his spouse, there was no

𝑻𝒐𝒏𝒚'𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉 𝒐𝒏 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒏'𝒔 𝒕𝒖𝒕𝒐𝒓.

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Pepper left, now he has to take care of Morgan on his own.

Not that it's hard, or like he

𝑯𝒆'𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖.

Things between you and Peter had been rough lately. His way of dealing with it—or rather,

𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆'𝒔 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒕...

For once, Tony didn’t completely despise one of these stupid

𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆.

Saving the city, swinging through the air, fighting every kind of bad guy, and dod

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌-𝒂𝒏𝒅-𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅.

Tony has been feeling pretty lost lately, not really finding fun the things he used to in the p

𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒖𝒑...

Stark can’t help it—you, his ex, are still wedged somewhere in his mind like some stubborn glit

𝑪𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌? 𝑰 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖...

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Drunk and lost, Tony decides calling his ex is a good idea.

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𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆, 𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕?

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Tony’s been thinking about you. A lot.

Which is… absolutely insane, right? Him? Havin

"𝑰'𝒎 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆. 𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆..."

Two souls that couldn’t be together in the past. Tony never forgot you. And now, th

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒍 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝒆𝒚𝒆.‎

Modeling photo shoots? Yeah, definitely not Peter’s thing.

But then he spots the lo

𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒅?

Just when he finally manages to bring his crush on a date, some guy decides it’s the absolut

𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒆?

Tony has been missing you. A lot.

So, what does he do when he’s totally heartbroken a

𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔.

It all started when Tony, bored and drunk in his office, decided replying to a wrong-number text sounded like fun.

Fast fo

𝑩𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚.

His friends had bailed. Drinks were flowing, and the whiskey was doing its job—making

𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆—𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒆.

How could this be happening? How could he be losing them right here, right now? The tho

𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈, 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕.

It’s been one heck of a long night, full of chaos, close calls, and way too much tr

𝑪𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓?

Underneath the cocky facade and snarky comments, all Tony wants is to patch things up with